Get a skill

get a skill

come from a connected rich family

mental gymnastics that let you pander to a worldview where you're actually superior to everyone else is sort of a skill.

*skull (he has a small head and tiny brain)

exploit labor

>come from a connected rich family

This is untrue

have a billionaire relative in one of the most corrupt countries in the world

Why are you lying?

I'm not, why are you running defense for a nepo baby extremist who skips leg day?

He doesn't have a billionaire relative,
you are posting things that are not true, that's not "running defence"
take your fucking meds, schzio

yes, ivan, we know you are raiding
no, ivan, we won't stop pointing this out

He comes from a family of multimillionaires, lying faggot.

Learn to fight

His family are literally billionaires (Turkish oligarchs) .

post them then, if you know who they are
but you won't, since they don't exist

This guy has a skill?

He convinced a bunch of wealthy self hating White kids to redistribute their wealth to him

have you seen him eat
he could be a champion

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabancı_Holding

Here is your working class hero when he was a kid. His dad Mehmet Behçet Piker is a C-Suite at a Turkish multibillion dollar conglomerate.

You haven't posted any proof though, schizoid retards
POST
PROOF

You can't get a skill in your 30s. It's already too late

no, ivan, i won't waste my time with proof
yes, ivan, we know you're pretending to be retarded

Nta but are you really being serious man? It’s common knowledge that he’s from some wealthy family, he is a multi-millionaire, and he’s his uncle cenk’s nepo-baby. He wouldn’t even deny any of that. That’s just his basic bio.

It’s common knowledge that he’s from some wealthy family

No, it's really not
spend literally 2 seconds using google

idk what skill it is but convincing a bunch of impoverished reddit communists to give you all their money so you can live lavishly in the most expensive city in the world is a skill in itself. ive never heard this guy say anything profound, funny or novel either. the most interesting thing about him is the sheer hypocrisy of nominally supporting ideals that completely run opposite to your lifestyle

socialism is when you're poor like everyone else

Imagine being so dumb you can't grasp a basic concept like taxing the rich

lmao

Take your own advice. Look up Mehmet Behçet Pike. His dad is loaded. Not only park of a 5 billion dollar a year in revenue corporation but also was apart of a prime ministers cabinet.

Hasan rode show horses as a kid while you were probably wondering if you were going to get dinner. But please, keep simping, its hilarious

You don't thinks its a all odd that two of the most influential "left wing" info sources that younger American listen to are BOTH of Turkish extraction and the same damn family?

Im a skilled mastubator. I challenge anyone to do a better job jerking me off

His dad is loaded.

No, he isn't
you are posting falsehoods
use your fucking brain anon
USE YOUR BRAIN
PLEASE

huh?

He never said that Sam retard Hyde did. Hassan supports strong safety nets.

socialism is when you're poor like everyone else

yes.jpg

even his legs are all pudgy and gay looking
not even the faggy kicking
he just looks gay overall

Nordic countries are better than yours mutt

Nordic countries

Don't have a fuckin army and would disagree with being called socialist.

Comes from money

becomes lefti working at his uncles huge youtube network

use it to start streaming and spout communism bullshit

lives in a mansion

wears +2k designer shoes and shirts

ttalks about the workers sharing the profit from their labor...while having unpaid mods for his streams

is the picture perfect definito of a champagne communist

still has millions of fans

How can be peole this dumb? Thr guy literally earns millions by streaming other peoples content. Its the definition of theft of labor. If becoming rich by streaming react content isnt capitalism, i dont know what is. The fact that he has a single commie fan is mind blowing to me.

Part of me really does want to get on board with this commie shit so I can seen Hasan "On a Pike" Piker get what's coming to him. Was this his plan all along?

He’s fucking Cenk Uygur’s nephew. You know, the guy who owns The Young Turks.

Muh army isn’t that socialism?

Leading party is literally called democrat socialists

They both did. Hell, Hasan's uncle is Cenk Uygur, and Cenk has made no secret that his entire family, Hasan included, has always been rich as fuck.

We did.
Against you and your sex idol.

But Hasan is also the son of a multimillionaire tech guy that owned a software company. Some details are probably wrong but his dad is mega rich.

>Comes from money

False

>becomes lefti working at his uncles huge youtube network

False

>lives in a mansion

False

>wears +2k designer shoes and shirts

True

>ttalks about the workers sharing the profit from their labor...while having unpaid mods for his streams

Who gives a shit

>is the picture perfect definito of a champagne communist

Nobody cares

>still has millions of fans

Yes, man who advocates for the masses instead of simping for billionaires will always have fans

How can be peole this dumb?

Lumpenproles

Apparently this has always been an issue with Marxist theory.

funny thing is, Hasan has a better claim to being self-made, more so than Sam 'my doctor dad is a member of the board of Columbia University' Hyde

I did 2 seconds of googling and found that his father served on the board of directors/was VP of a multi billion dollar company, and that he interned at the media company that was founded by his uncle before becoming famous himself. Pretty nepo baby if you ask me, and I'm left-leaning. So yeah, you're kinda retarded.

Gets booed off a Manga/Anime podcast

Fucking kek.

Sam got an expensive arts education but he didn't have some relative working at adult swim that got him work. I think Piker had a bit more opportunity from family connection lol.

Didn't Charls know Mike Lazzo? or was that Nick?

he didn't have some relative working at adult swim that got him work

Yeah he did, it's called "jewish mother"

I hate the modern Internet and celebrity culture and how it’s becoming increasingly harder to ignore all this shit and the only option is to view all the fans of these faggots as easily impressed retards with no lives or opinions of their own (100% true).

During his senior year of college in 2013, Piker interned for The Young Turks (TYT), a progressive news show and network co-founded by his uncle, Cenk Uygur.

Cenk Uygur was born in Istanbul to a wealthy Turkish family

it was da JOOOOZ

lol give me a break

And he met both of them while attending school right? That's the privilege he got I guess, the expensive education allowed him to meet the right people at the right time. He has regularly gone on record saying that the actual education itself was completely worthless though.

Honest question. Has he ever once been verified with a girl? He's gay

Sam Hyde's mother Delora Gans is jewish and is the only reason anyone ever heard of him. But you knew that, OY VEY!

Sticc legs Mcgee over here.

very cute dance

those lip wrists

lmao

He was a shy awkward fat kid well into his twenties. He got fit and started streaming. Girls were interested in him but he was still too awkward for a girlfriend so he started fucking prostitutes. He eventually got himself a pornstar "girlfriend"

limp*

Rough. That’s sad and explains a lot. Most people that are obsessed with politics, race, religion, or some similar other thing are suffering from inceldom or lovelessness in one way or another

None of that was proven. He was shy because he was closeted

Hasan is LE CLOSETED

Sam Hyde caught blowing men in wigs is LE BASED AND RIGHT WING

I can't think of a less productive political action than watching a streamer, genuinely. If you cared and if it mattered to you, you could spend like 40 minutes a week dedicated to talking to local politicians or something and you'd make more of a change than you would watching Hasan.

Why do people watch him other than for some vapid self validation thing? Clearly they don't actually care about anything because they spend zero time doing things that could possibly bring about actual change. Really donating to Hasan to make him even richer is your way of fighting the power? what?

Also Hasan is maybe the only streamer I've ever watched that constantly shills subscribing to him, every fucking hour of every stream he does this. I know of no other streamers that does this. The only one that does so is a socialist, fucking what?

Watching Sam Hyde for political reasons is equally unproductive but Sam Hyde fans as racist and faggy as they are, aren't as up their own ass as Hasan viewers, they're fucking 70s hippie tier retard "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!! WE'RE GONNA CRUSH THE SYSTEM BY MAKING HASAN RICHER AND CIRCLEJERK IN OUR INSULAR DISCORDS ABOUT HOW EVIL LIBS AND CONSERVATIVES ARE!!"

Sam Hyde fans as racist and faggy as they are, aren't as up their own ass as Hasan viewers

WHEN WE HECKIN WIN DON'T FORGET HOW BASED AND TRAD COCKSUCKING FOR PETER THIEL IS