Double Dragon (1994)

Yeah it's a fun movie, very 90s.

Yes

I love the matte backgrounds. Turns out the guy who did them also did the matte backgrounds for Escape from LA.

Iirc I liked it, but that was probably because I wanted to like it.

I prefer the pixie chick who looks like her getting fucked on top of the glass table in butterfly effect

It's cheesy and has a charm.

It was a shitty movie based on a really shitty game, and Alyssa Milano was never attractive.

why would they give her that shit haircut

its fucking dogshit, but in a fun way

Alyssa Milano was never attractive

The Penthouse magazine with her nude scenes disagrees.

This is how I style my hair. i dont dye it though that would be gay

I love Commando

Double Dragon II was great faget

daily reminder that this is what liberals are trying to take from you by convincing tomboys to troon themselves

Her fake tits are lame, bro.

Me: yes
You: no

Now what?

Tomboy genocide is worse than the redhead genocide going on

It's cheesy and has a charm.

This. It doesn't take itself seriously and it really tries to appeal to teen boys, the target audience of a video game adaption like this.

Alyssa Milano was kinda miscast though, that said if they had made this years earlier she would have made a great Marian

I just want total domination of Alyssa Milano's holes! Is that too much to ask for? Is it? Is it? Huh?

It doesn't take itself seriously and it really tries to appeal to teen boys, the target audience of a video game adaption like this.

I miss those days.

So do I, sadly massive focus on cultural/political messaging has ruined contemporary movies as entertainment

Alyssa Milano was kinda miscast though

Man, there ain't nothing miscast about that ass.

Miscast? More like kissed ass.

Why did she have to turn in to such a cunt though.

Why is she wearing a garter belt under her shorts?

I don't know, man. I really hope someone has the exact answer as to why! Do you think anyone might possibly have any insight or insider knowledge to why? Can anyone contact her?

Why don't you use chatptg?

Loved this movie as a kid. It maintains a lot of the charm it had in the 90’s. Pretty unique cyber dystopian aesthetic with martial arts mixed in. The pacing is pretty nice too, a lot of fun well paced chases and battle scenes.

Its kind of a weird setting and the jokes don’t really ever work
But has a good cast and is fairly entertaining

This movie used to be on TV all the time. What a great game too. Loved the crossover with battle toads.

That Reddy Kilowatt belt buckle is badass.

So the scene in Fear with her and Marky Mark is an homage to the DD game. Interesting.

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