tfw he says "we don't need netlfix" and leaves the room to grab a hdmi cable
Tfw he says "we don't need netlfix" and leaves the room to grab a hdmi cable
hot and dumb bitch comes over to my place for a """"""movie night"""""
she plops her tight ass down on the couch and picks up the remote while I prepare a host of snacks
>where's netflix?
the dumb slut says, perplexed. She hears me audibly "tisk" a few times
I bring over a large tray with multiple bowls of snacks: pretzel, dark chocolate, greek yogurt, cheddar chips, a sliced apple, etc. And set it on the coffee table. I inform her the popcorn in the popcorn machine will be done soon enough as well
effortlessly, I switch the channel over to the HDMI slot that is connected to my livingroom PC and open up my folders of downloaded media: tv shows, movies, anime, obscure foreign cartoons from the 80's.
>I don't use netflix, or Shitflix, as I like to call it. Nor do I use anh streaming service. I have this vast collection of media I've accumulated over the years, several terrabytes of shows, movies, anime, what-have-you. If there is anything you want to watch, I probably have it. If not, it will take mere minutes to download over my fiber internet connection
>do you have friends?
>of course, but only up to season four, as I haven't personally gotten beyond that in my own watch through
I quickly pull up an episode of friends, my cataloging and organization is immaculate. We begin to watch as the popcorn is ready
the silly bitch is enjoying the show and the snacks while I turn the AC down and cover us with a warm blanket, putting my arm around her neck
she can smell my natural pheromones from my unshaven and unwashed pits, I can tell she is getting sloshing wet underneath this blanket
after a couple episodes she asks-
>what's anime?
>anime is Japanese animation. It's reductive to say they are mere cartoons, however there are some that are quite unimpressive to be considered such. And the Japanese word for cartoon is, literally, anime. Though, there are many that can be considered high art and worthy of praise,much in the same way western movies and shows are
When she brings home the milk
>there are also as many genres of anime as there are in the media you are used to. If any of these (as I scroll through my folders) pique your intrest, let me know if you would like to watch one
after a moment, she agrees and asks me for something I would consider good but "entry level" for someone whose only experience with animation is disney films
I select Spy X Family, an excellent anime with a wholesome tone, cute Anya, and attractive adult leads- Loid, for her to lust over and Yor for her puny mind to self insert as. Before long, we've burned through several episodes and reached the first true emotional climax of the show, the episode at the castle
after this, her fate is sealed
more episodes play in sequence as I'm plapping her slopping wet pussy and shoving my tongue down her throat
>waku waku
anya says as I grip this bitch's hand in mine, fingers interlinked (interlinked) and cream inside her
Damn I love pirating
Circa 10 years ago I used to download episodes of The Bachelor/The Bachelorette and put them on a USB stick in my TV when I knew hoes were coming over (here in Australia) since it was like catnip for them. They didn't complain but I think Netflix wasn't even a thing in Australia until 2015 anyway.
tfw normies complain about price hikes and advertisements on their streaming services and they still refuse to take the pirate pill
Netflix or any streaming service is like $20 a month. Any guy with a respectable job can easily afford it. What kind of losers post here that $20 is a lot of money
why would the hdmi cable not already be plugged in?
This. It's literally a getting pussy tax. If you don't have Netflix, you're not getting any pussy. Same with iPhone. Women don't like cheapskates.
I ll never understand this meme you mean to tell me that normies still use tv's? Why can't they just watch shit on the computer?
any guy with a respectable job can also buy a bag of shit for $30, but would you respect that man if they did?
No idea my pcs screen is connected with an HDMI cable
If it's fertilizer for his lawn, sure
I don't care. I'm not paying a subscription service for two shows I'd be vaguely interested in at best. You are a retard.
Why would you pay 20 for entertainment? you sound like tate/elon/cheong niggeroid zoomeroid who boast about not pirating games "because they re no deadbeat" and always act as if paying for games and Netflix is like paying an electricity or water bill
tate/elon/cheong niggeroid zoomeroid
what the hell is that?
Are you underage or Indian? Most adults can pay that with half an hour's work per month
You don't understand normies, take for example someone leaving outside the US, for example in eastern Europe Netflix has a limited gallery filled mostly with Spanish pesudoholywood garbage and forgotten shitty sitcoms like life according to Jim, and yet people flock to pay for it because it is a status symbol similar to paying for photoshop and someone who pirates is seen as the equivalent of a person picking up discarded furniture off the street to restore them.
it's not food you don't have to pay for this you are turning something that is practically the same as buying a 20 dollar lego set every month into some sort of essential monthly expense one cannot live without, you are just like boomers in the 80s 90s paying subscription fees for shittyagazines
Okay, but I can literally watch whatever I want for FREE, WITHOUT ADS.
How are you so dense? I can pay but I'm not going to.
I wouldn't pay for it even if it were a buck for the whole years subscription.
Which is why the entirety of the 3rd world needs to be wiped out and colonized by actual Europeans. Fuck paypiggies, and fuck paypiggies that do it for "status" even more.
He is probably a niggerish twitter discord child who grew up calling other deadbeats due to internalizing rapping diss culture, he just can understand the mantra of "whether it's 50 dollars or 0.4 cents I'm not buying it unless it's free"
Nooo season 5 of Yellowstone isn't on Netflix
I can't find it anywhere!
Anon save us!
"No."
LOL yeah man get your date to watch a movie on the computer monitor
shit catalogue. I can pay 20$ to host a plex server with 5tb of whatever I want
tfw he says "we don't need netlfix" and leaves the room to grab the bleach
Normies wouldn't know how to do it even if they wanted. Streamslop is all they have and we should be empathetic.
Trust me chicks really do NOT give a fuck about this. They get disgusted when you ask them to be your gf like a pussy faggot instead of going with the flow like a cool chad. Guess how I know
but whats the difference in my house the tv is in front of the table so again you d need to be sitting to watch it
"Sorry, for the wait babes, but I can't find the HDMI cable. No worries though, I have a high-end gaming PC and the monitor is smaller than the telly, but its HD4k. You don't mind sitting on a bean bag right? I'd offer you the office chair, but thats already set up for me and its a faff to adjust it again, sooo..."
effortlessly, I switch the channel
I really like this part
why are normies so tech illiterate if he had a gaming pc he d get the hdmi from the computer's monitor
when he pulls out a vga cable and connects his laptop to a slightly larger computer monitor
WITHOUT ADS
There are ads on netflix?
People PAY and are still forced to watch ads?!
Yes
All the streaming services have ads
And the 'ad-free' tiers still have ads for the service you're using
It's an absolute joke
Wow.
Lmaoing @ the normies. Universal suffrage is a mistake.
invite 2/10 fat girl over
had to pay for her Uber
first thing she asks for when she gets there is if we can order pizza
I say "haha .. I actually just ate"
she says "oh no problem you can just order me one them it's fine"
"uhh.. okay."
pull out phone amd she says "oh don't windy just give Mr your credit card I'll order it on my.phone"
I tell her I'm uncomfortable doing that and she threatens to leave so I give in
she says she needs to freshen up and go to the bathroom and I can hear phone playing music and water running because she's taking a really loud shit and trying to cover up noise
food arrives while she's still on the toilet
it's 4 pizzas, wings, and a cookie dessert
she finally finishes and comes out and entire studio apartment smells like her shit and pizza now
she sees the pizza boxes and says "you didn't eat any of my food right" even though I paid for it
ignore it because I really want a blowjob at least
ask her if she wants to watch a movie and she says "I guess"
tell her no food on the couch and she says "haha you're funny" and eats on couch and spills everywhere
1/2
do you have friends?
of course, but only up to season four
Oh, Anon...
he can't afford Netflix
It's literally a pack of cigarettes a month. Imagine you're paying for your pussy addiction you'll realize it's basically free.
It could be free and I still wouldn't use it.
Yeah that's the only way to get it to you and you don't want
wrote the story is the first thing to do charity with you guys
I don't drink faggot much of your free time with Michael
be in a panic and less depending between me or my self
I will send me a picture when I correspond
I will send me
I have a Netflix subscription but I still use a HDMI cable because I don't trust "smart TVs" and I would never connect one to the internet.
A bootlicker who believes everything he's told.
he doesn't waste money that he doesn't need to
There's a large difference between being a cheapskate and not being retarded
4 pizzas
Merciful Jesus mate what did that run you? Like 100 bucks? [Spoiler]before the tip?[/spoiler]