Grim

I have a female penis.

It's called a boyclit.

they would dress like prostitutes all the time if it weren't for m*n trying to rape and kill them 24/7

based

Sigourney Weaver honestly gave her a run for her money in this flick

Imagine if bbls were a thing back in the 90s
She'd have a phat ass in her youth, it would've been amazing.

busted ol hag vs 20-something supermodel

lol, no.

i need a woman that moans like a boar in heat

needs to end with a smash cut to them fucking.

this is who i gooned to before porn took over everything

Women dress for themselves actually

Fuckin' KEK.

If he'd watched Andrew Tate he could have scored that pussy instead crashing and burning.

If he'd watched Andrew Tate he could have scored that pussy instead crashing and burning.

My ex, 5 years together, holy shit man the hours of a day wasted picking clothes and doing makeup and getting ready when all we were going to spend the day together was do a target run, get dinner, and have some anal.

Been there it gets annoying

Fucking kys terrorist

this is a nasty mangled gripper at 0:00 oof

lmao you just described my bf

lol
this isnt 2011
we can see through all the roastie blue haired cunt lies

The correct answer is:

I don't care about you apart from your looks

You made my penis hard when I saw you and that is why I came over here

Depending on constellation positioning and other indeterminable factors factors you will either score her phone number/bathroom sex or be rejected.

Hey Crabman

is this mirrored?

m*n

lol cunt

post photo from current year now

Wow. I've never heard that one before.
You really blow me away with your creativity.

its so funny when hot girls try to prove that theyre smart and then just say the most midwit shit imaginable

where's the video for this? i've never seen a picture where her tits look so huge

Ask me how I know you voted trump and you've never had sex in your entire life.

I wish ugly women would stop staring at me, I feel insulted they think they have a chance with me.
Also wish single tall women would stop staring at me with seething hatred like they wanna kill me, I dont care that I'm <5% of guys taller than them.
It's enough that when tall women walk with their short boyfriends, they always stare at me.

Except for the fact that no chick looking like that, dressed like that would have that intelligence and wit.

The ones I know love to wear my basketball shorts. Worst part is they always pick the best ones and sometimes don't return them

Lol
Lmao

Sigourney Weaver

They dress like that to attract Chad, not Chud

She knows that guy is a famous actor, right?

I guess I'm fapping again.

Nice to know she landed on her feet I guess.