Wlg/ The White Lotus General

the bait intro where tim sudokus

Her facial expressions are top tier

season 4 follows an elderly woman named Gale who looks like gregary in drag

2:05 to 3:00

and tim shooting his wife

Fabian having fun by himself on the car taking his hand of the wheel

tfw no soul-bonded rabbit

How did Gaitok guess the right drawer on the first try? What's the meaning?

bloodstained Tim in next week's episode preview

More bait or does he really do it?

I was watching with my mom and my brother
I couldn't really analyze the scenes because all I could think about was "this scene cannot fucking end soon enough"

Saxon walking with the gunshot sounds was such a cool transition

Chloe telling Chelsea she thinks Greg hooked up with one of the bros and saying she actually did both of them

I literally can't wait to see the subsequent interactions between Loch and Saxon. Like, how are they going to handle it?

There will almost certainly be something to follow about trooning or ladyboys (echoing Rockwell's monologue) and/or coming out. But how are they going to side-step around incest?

Both are guilty in this weirdness, but is Loch more guilty? Was it essentially premeditated? Obviously they were very blunt in the early scenes where he's looking at his brother naked. But it could have been more of a 'curiosity". I can understand being a little twink whose jealous of your more sexually mature brother, but is he a legit incestuous pervert?

It's a simple perspective and context thing. People generally fear the inevitability of death and helping people come to terms with the idea is pretty standard fare, especially for religion. It just lands completely differently to someone who wants to end it and is just waiting for that little nudge. In any other context it's a helpful and comforting statement, it's a tragedy thing

Westbros, how do we cope? we're broken..

Can someone give me a qrd on this show? It’s being talked about everywhere and I want to know if it’s worth watching or if it’s just more normie slop.

Victoria telling Tim she wants Piper to fear poverty

2:05 to 3:00

Had to split it into 2

1/2

I think Naruto would be more up to your speed.

Basically a softcore porno for women. Worth watching with them because it'll make them horny.

they can just pass it off as a joke, its not that serious, at least there's no penetration. just bros experimenting. at least thats how i'd do it. they're prolly just hang up on it cause they were raised as hardcore christians

2/2

What makes you think that?

Dysfunctional people go to comfy resorts and don't learn anything about themselves until it's too late

Last thread an anon says Mook can be seen in the opening shooting scene, somewhere in the back when Belinda son is hiding behind the statue.
Anyone see this?

and tim shooting his wife

It's a black comedy drama with social commentary, but not the woke annoying kind, it's done in a very cynical "everyone sucks" way

Each season corresponds to different cast at a different hotel of a week of rich fucks on vacation and their interactions with the hotel staff and locals. We know from the start someone dies by the end of the week but not who it is.

Great writing and being HBO also great production

My wife audibly gasped at this scene, despite the fact that they already faked us out once and at this point in the episode Gaitok has the gun back.

I said this in the last thread before I realized I was replying to a dead general but I definitely agree that Kyle Chandler would be great for this show as well as his recent costar from Bloodlines, Ben Mendelsohn. I could definitely see Chandler playing a character similar to say Steve Zahn and Mendelsohn being more of a Walton Goggins swarthy type.

No, he's a schizo

What you can actually see is her contempt for gaitok when he turns around here

Interesting. I’ll give it a shot

No one would watch this if it wasn't a porn and these threads prove it

I don't see the family coming back after all of this, I just can't picture the airport scene. it's definitely only Piper returning.

Cross between cringe comedy and character driven drama
It starts with a vague tragedy going on, flashes back a week earlier, you meet a bunch of independent families and couples or whatever going on vacation in the same week and you gradually learn more and more of the weird shit they have going on and the show focuses on weird interpersonal reactions and people's idiosyncracies

The various groups often cross paths and their stories intermingle while it's ultimately about learning how the thing you saw at the start happens it's all really just a vehicle for all the weird interactions and character exploration

Every season is the EXACT same formula but it somehow kind of works, it's almost like a reality show where you know it's the same thing every time but a new season is a new gaggle of weirdos to follow

It's definitely not the smartest show on television but it has a lot of symbolism and little hints to catch if you're writer brained, it's also cast incredibly well

Don't jump into season 3, watch 1 and 2. They are only 6 and 7 episodes respectively anyway. Easy watch

it's also cast incredibly well

esl retard

Casted?
Sorry I'm not an English major faggot

Prediction: next episode at the monastery Lochy is going to do hand stuff to Piper when she’s barely cognizant and finally in the last episode on the final shot of the season before the credits roll it’s going to be Parker Posey passed out on the plane ride home then it zooms out to show him looking at her menacingly with ominous music playing as a sign of things to come

These are the coombrained Indians watching this garbage lmao

He's right. Some call it an anthology but this isn't true, there is a chronology and recurring characters between seasons so if you started on 3 it would spoil the events of 2 and 1.

Tim kills Victoria and himself, bros become Greg's henchmen/bulls, Piper becomes a homeless monk

Bro she’s a fucking Dubai escort, she’s probably not only seen but done worse before she hooked up with Greggary

There are some exceptions, but the best part for me is how each individual character is not given a ton of depth, they're all just sort of wading in the pool together. It's honestly just how good the actors are, but you get this sense of realism that doesn't exist in most shows. It really just seems like relatively normal families on an extravagant vacation.

They're just lounging, eating nice dinners, going on boats - yet the music and overall mise-en-scene just keep telling you that something is lurking.

Exact same pacing as the other seasons. You get lulled into a place of comfort, and you're just a fly on the wall for seemingly normal vacation stuff. Then things start to unravel, and because of how well everything's been established, you now care about these characters like their friendly people you met on vacation. Even if a lot of them are insufferable, they don't feel like characters.

I was watching with my mom and my brother

Why?

Why not?

I really hope we get a 10 min Chloe monologue about sheiks pooping on her chest

uh oh

Is she implying brother benis penetrated brother bussy? She didn't see anything past the kiss desu

Jaclyn reading a Barbra Streisand autobiography

she's really obsessed with getting old

Its less about plot and more about characters

a show lives or dies based on its characters and white knows how to write em. i appreciated for season 1 he wanted the soundtrack to be a character too. you can feel that particularly in the first 2 seasons. the death intrigue is just icing on the cake.

Chloe told them Loch jerked him off. Little does she know they did a lot more than that

HBO spending millions of dollars to just make family therapy incest porn

Unfathomably grim.

no penetration

We don’t know that for certain. Last episode ended with the two separately only just coming to the realization of what happened and very slowly at that. We have new flashback sequences next episode based on the preview

Some really impacful acting in this scene, their screams of grief, shock and horror were really harrowing

I mean as both ladies said later they didn't actually care that they engaged in incest

Maybe not 10 minutes kek but a somewhat graphic monologue about why she’s so comfortable and content with her life with Gregary even though she knows deep down he’s a dark and scary dude but due to the fucked up shit she had to endure before meeting him how he “saved” her from that life she would be undeniably kino

You guys come up with lamest and most generic theories.

Rooting for Teef, goggings and the only wholesome 40 something.
Also Arnold Jr was actually decent this episode, he makes for a good confused rape victim.

3/3 hotel managers are gay

Surprisingly realistic tbqh

what are your great theories then?

He as definitely walking as if his ass hurt.

Why did the creator of this series portray the three women like that?

Is the white lotus confirmed for a 4th season or is it kind of up to the creator to decide?

They are already in preproduction scouting for locations. It's officially renewed

Realistic writing

More or less depends on which country is willing to subsidize >30% of budget

It was renewed before the current season has fully aired? That's ballsy.

I really don't think it was rape, I think they're both dumbass horny teenagers who were [consensually] drunk and drugged out and it just kind of mutually happened because they had no boundaries to begin with thanks to saxon

You idiots if they were to actually suicide or murder suicide we wouldnt have had visions of both. The fact we were shown that means there's a zero percent chance of it actually happening

Where's your m e d i a l i t e r a c y?

one is a huge whore trying to pretend she's young again

one is both jaded, frigid and jealous as fuck

the other is the only one with a nice enough family she actually talks to them regularly, just a bit of a gossip (for fun)

The real question is why he portrayed the texan borderline maga one as the nice one.

Literally most american women are relating to that

Planned for a nordic country location

I'm thinking he's joining the monastery instead of Piper.
Good luck finding him.

reviewers had access to 6 episodes, right? So grace randolph doesn't know that lochy will also bang piper. She would hint at it in her review just as she hinted about brocest

That's not a positive thing...

nobody is on Carrie Coon's side anymore after she went for Jaclyn's throat, what a fucking womyn moment after being a Anon Babble approved actress

Glug Glug

She has really perky tiddies for such an old woman

The real question is why he portrayed the texan borderline maga one as the nice one.

religion is the theme of the season, religion keeps you grounded. even though all 3 have the same origin, she reconnected with the spiritual world. the others are further apart.

behave like a passive aggressive seething bitch instead of rightfully calling her out for her bullshit

rat out your supposed friend because no one can be happy if you aren't

She's always been a bitch, she just showed it.

I feel like I remember seeing the russian dudes looking like "oh fuck" when she grabbed the shot that was meant for someone else, did I hallucinate that or was that a thing?

I thought there was gonna be some kind of date rape or human trafficking plot with the wrong person getting drugged but then the night just kind of ended normally

Indian moment

i love laurie even more. especially throwing it in her face how this is high school bullshit and how people dont change.

Bullshit everyone is on her side. Of course she's more hurt and cares more than she's letting on but at the end of the day Jaclyn still cheated, lied about it when confronted and then tried to gaslight Kate on how she's the victim in the situation because the friends she trusts are gossiping behind her back

Sorry, I'm not Canadian.

I'm glad those idiots don't have access to the new episodes. it's not like they have any insight or worth reading opinions.

I feel it's more identity and less religion.
She actually knows who she is, has a community who she uses as support and is a family woman who isn't cheating on her husband just because she can.
She's a genuinely nice generic wife, just the usual badmouthing behind your friend's back which is the most female thing ever.

I thought there was gonna be some kind of date rape or human trafficking plot with the wrong person getting drugged but then the night just kind of ended normally

Doesnt make sense they would get caught easily

SOVLFUL sex with Saxon

Saxon is very much not a teenager lel

From the trailers Laurie will go to the fights with the russians without her hag friends and will get herself into serious trouble

it looked to me like when you're at a party and you see your friend drinking too much and you just know he's going to get wasted and you will have to potentially deal with their drunken ass

I think it's both, the concepts are connected. she knows who she is because religion helped her reconnecting with herself (the spiritual world).
people are still gonna be people, judging her for talking shit behind someone's back is hypocritical, because everyone does it.

That’s some bizarre headcanon, definitely did not get that vibe at all whatsoever. Their reaction was more of a “dang this old chick is going balls to the wall”

because everyone does it.

The hilarious part of that exchange is that she could have gone

I know what you were talking about when I told you about my political inclinations

but she didn't and wanted to make ammends.
Her friends are just pretty shit.

It's on her tho
Who tf drones on about work anecdotes to two naked hunks in a swimming pool?

excellent

Next season will NOT be in a nordcuck country unless they make white genocide the theme of the overarching plot

businesswomen with not much of a social life

He is mentally a 15 year old

Well thats where they have been scouting locations

Lmao of course channers will sympathize with the maga "trad wife"

The point of her character is that she molds herself to whoever is around her. "Before moving to Texas I didn't like beans but I tricked myself into liking beans and now I like beans"
This tells it all, she has no backbone and just adjusts to the environment. Her being "conservative" is just a product of landing a conservative rich husband putting her in a position where shes surrounded by conservatives.

That happens, anon.
She may not have much backbone, but she's now behaving like an awful cunt like her two friends who are a couple of talks away from tearing each other apart.
And she had enough backbone to stick to her being married and not wanting to fuck around with other dudes.

shit take

i want to see her in s4

"Before moving to Texas I didn't like beans but I tricked myself into liking beans and now I like beans"

Most un-Texan thing I have ever heard

it's not necessarily a bad trait. just being a person. most people are ordinary. if everyone was extra-ordinary, then the concept wouldn't make sense.

On that note who the fuck drones on about all their early life tragedy while partying in a swimming pool. Oh right, drunk people that’s who

Unhappy divorcees who need a man to take care of them

what a bully..

On Vlad's defence allowing yourself to be vulnerable while inebriated is the most male thing ever.

Worst part was telling him to "bring your brother!" While he's walking away

drugs you

has sex with you

takes your cock out of her hole and puts it in your brother

this is your fault

Mike White always makes sure to get tax credits from whatever locality he films in, saving a lot of money on the show's budget. He probably can't criticize things like the rampant pedophilia in Thailand, but the show has been pretty respectful of the country so far. That's the game you play for tax credit savings, and it's why HBO was happy to renew the show for season 4 before season 3 even started

Car crash winona is super fun.

I was talking about Vlad, see: which I agree with actually

Car crash winona

Excuse me, that's Celine Dion.

need to hear more of her stories as a Dubai porta potty

women are powerful, you have to be careful when you mess with them. this was a lesson for Saxon. he should have learned these lessons in his teenager years, not with 30.
there's a point Mike has done before of zoomers and late Millenials having been infantilized.

Annoyed how Sritala gets to be in the intro credits when she barely appears but Pornchai, Pam, Valentin and even fucking Chloe who's been so major and ever present do no not

it's the best storyline so far

some things are meant to be
devine intervention and all that
he was meant to get the gun away from the suicidal man

At this point, I think Sritala is his dad.
For some reason.

To be fair Sritala is in the show more than Pam but otherwise yeah I get your point

Do you think Gregg wants to fuck Sax or the twink?

I think Greg may have an even darker side than what we’ve seen so far and is going to try to pull some twisted shit

he's probably more of a watcher, why else get an escort gf

Pam to Fabian after he showcases her his singing: "How wonderful for you!"

this cunt is the one that is gonna make his mom's head and convince her to take money from Greg. he was also instigating her in season 1 into doing everything Tanya wanted with an eye on the prize.
I think it will backfire.

Don't ask how I know this but season 4 will be in Spain. Kinda surprising with how similar in flavor it is to Italy

Here's your protein shake bro

that’s all women.

Was it really a scheme on her part? They partied, did drugs, had sex.

Nothing incestuous happens if Loch isn't a little perv.

The writers literally watched too much porn with those protein shakes.

not really a scheme. just something that happened. but she's now enjoying herself rubbing it in his face.

Fucking KEK

Parker Posey is so hot in this I wanna rip that fucking sundress off with my teeth

when are they gonna cast ms casey for season 4 of the white lotus?

You're telling me hangover Saxon who's freaked out digesting the fact he was molested and has been told by the girls they know his brother jacked him off and how Greg is aware Chloe cheated with him actually accepts going to Greg's party that night and even invites his parents to come along? Lol

He wasn't molested

Kill yourself

he is right, by the way. you are in control of your own reality.

There is literally ZERO reason to create a cult if you aren't impregnating teenage girls.

What kind of trouble? Forceful DP or...?

Replace molested with "taken sexual advantage of by his brother" if you wanna be pedantic. Doesn't change the point

That didn't happen either

Ending up on sketchy places all alone

Lochy and Piper consensual cuddling

*Sigh*

he's a Forrest Gump level of idiot. Chloe and Greg will probably turn him into their personal sex slave. reminder that Greg used to be a "cowboy". he looked really turned on after watching the footage.

No he'll blackmail saxy into being his human trafficking goon

Parker Posey is making the season. Also Pam followed by the hag trio. Everything else is too dark and serious.

based

There probably should have been more of a back-and-forth before agreeing. She basically said she was going to blackmail him with the information - but he probably should been more like "isn't your husband going to kill me?" and tried to just hide away for the rest of the trip.

Everything between Mook and Gaitok has been saccharinely sweet. There's something evil brewing there too.

That’s a funny way to spell boring as shit. Mook is such a non-character

yeah, she has friendzoned Gaitok and she is going to get fingercuffed by the bodyguard baddies

we know Gaitok is gonna get his ass killed. Mook I have no idea, I don't think Mike imagined a great role for her. she was cast for that dance scene, to string him along and be sad when he's gone. and get kpop zoomers to watch a show they would never.

Boring, or least-suspected?
Gaitok is going to suffer a horrific end. She will be culpable somehow in all of this chaos.

There's no way a girl that pretty is just being used as Raison d'être for normie Gaitok.

I've jerked off to this scene like 20 times now

Mook has a 10 inch cock

If that’s the case it will be literally the first thing she has done all season other than gave her moped break down and put on an ornate dress for one scene.

Grim

It would be cool to edit together a bunch of porn scenes illustrating what he is saying in voiceover.

*have
Not gave

Lisa let slip in an interview that she only had scenes with Rick, Chelsea, Gaitok, and Tim, does anyone remember if she had a brief scene with Tim, because I don’t remember that. Maybe a hint for something that happens in the final 2 episodes

How does HBO do it

the perfect woman doesn't ex-

Waste money on absolute garbage?
I don't know, it's depressing as fuck

If you listened to it with audio its even more obvious she's being sarcastic

Mike White always makes sure to get tax credits from whatever locality he films in, saving a lot of money on the show's budget.

His show is essentially a vacation travel ad

Everything between Mook and Gaitok has been saccharinely sweet.

Really? Because all I've seen is Gaitok's embarrassment and cringe and he makes a fool of himself. Dude is about to go all Adolescence on her ass.

Her song is lit tho

maybe she just means mook is vapid, which we already established.

Imagine holding hands with Lisa...

based lisabro

Uh ok

Are you a fucking retard or just brown or what

he said he would take Saxon down

When did this happen?

Here are my predictions:
- Tim and family are going to attend Greg's party and Tim will let loose and Greg will tell him how to lay low in Thailand. Saxon and Lochlan will go back to the States.
- Mook is involved with the robbers and is seducing Gaitok so they can pin the next robbery on him
- Everyone gets high at Greg's party and Chelsea (bucktooth) gets to hear about Greg being a possible murderer and starts shooting
- Greg dies
- Rick comes back from bangkok only to find his GF in jail and guilty of murder. Chloe is pressing charges because she wants greg's money
- Jaclyn slept with the guy and Laurie lets it slip to a tabloid (gets the number from Tim)
- Victoria tries to appease both her friends and gets rejected by both
- Fattie McSheboon and her son get to watch Mr. Asian Boytoy die from an errant bullet fired by a monkey from the gun that Gaitok dropped

You’re the one having a melty over nothing. Excess aggro is common in swarthies

Full moon party. Before the drugs. When Saxon is teasing Lochy about being a high school senior. Then they hug and Sax kisses him in the head

Fattie McSheboon and her son get to watch Mr. Asian Boytoy die from an errant bullet fired by a monkey from the gun that Gaitok dropped

yeah, this is where its going

can’t recognize quality art

chimps out over nothing

you’re a nigger

He says while worshipping a porno
Embarrassing

quality art

Lmao, you actually believe that too
A softcore soap opera for women is what constitutes quality art nowadays
That's fucking sad. That's low.

i'm humming the opening theme my whole day

None of you would view a shit about this if you couldn't jerk off to it all day.
Yet you call it quality art.
HBO is so fucking done.

lmao mike white makes retards seethe so much

Good morning Sir

Quality art

Why do they keep referring to Greg's house as being on the top of the hill? It's by the beach not really in a hill

HBO spending millions so a few brown retards can jerk off and call it the greatest thing ever made because wow it has tits
It's so transparently pathetic

how's the weather in mumbai?

Anyone else got the feeling from this episode that Saxon will be the one to die? The cut from saxon desperately running away from the guilt and then a scene cut directly from him to onto a cardboard target dummy at the shooting range being shot by Gaitok. Symbolism? Misdirection? Random? I think shows often uses scene cuts like this but im not sure if they are just misdirection more often than not but they are never there by pure councidence. Victoria stated this episode she doesnt want to live without money, Saxon states the same in the preview for next ep big chance either several/all members of the family die or none. If only one I think its Saxon. The firstborn son= sacrificial lamb etc.

they’re probably describing how to get there, not what it looks like from a drone over the ocean.

You wouldn’t know art if he chopped you in pieces

Thanks Mike

He'll die of embarrassment after Tim finds out via Greg

she had with Saxon today, when Gaitok was waiting to get in the house, but don't even know if that counts. can't remember Tim.

for real
justice4chloe

Feel like pure shit just want her back

‘THE WHITE LOTUS’ saw its highest viewership ever with the airing of Season 3’s sixth episode.

The episode hit 4.2 million viewers on Sunday

The people wants wincest

the "threesome" scenes made me attempt to vanish into my sofa

Is this thread just too young on the whole to remember what an utter legend Jon Gries is?

It’s their new flagship

At least it's an actually different show, I appreciate it.
Nothing quite like rich people on a holiday.

it's really stupid. she's there since the start and has a bigger role than Mook, Gaitok, Sritala and others. she's like the connective tissue between every character. Chelsea/Rick and the Ratliffs, Greg and the rest of the cast

I feel honored and aroused and all we did was shitpost for four years

Once again the French Canadian is denied their rightful place at the table.. when will it end?

bareback missionary creampie sex with Piper

simple as

All this incest fanfare brings me back to the 2010's when GoT and the Borgias aired. Truly nostalgic

Mike likes to hire a few local actors (like the two italian prostitutes) but Mook & Gaitok are already holding that down

Chloe has been in every single episode and everyone she interacts with (Greg, Teef & Goggins, the bros) gets to be in the main credits

Sad part is it's probably a money thing where she's making way less than everyone else

that's why budism started? chat is he right?

where she's making way less than everyone else

For sure, actors not in the credits get way less money.
She's been great at it, assuming she makes it out alive she'll get some pretty good press from her role and may even appear in other seasons.

It's a black job

That's why islam started, buddhism started to make people believe being poor and having nothing was fine and better than those who have a lot to avoid uprisings.

sounds like someone needs to do something about it

Saxon is going to be turned into Leo Woodall's character from S2... The two of them will unite next season for an "escape the gays" plot

100% the monkey thing is accurate. It was quite heavy handed in the beginning them outlining how "dangerous" monkeys could be
Also I dunno about your tabloid theory, seems like a little bit of a stretch, but again there will be real world repercussions to the women gossiping about each other all the time. It's very likely that Michelle Monaghan's marriage will be ruined after the phone call in the last ep, so I imagine even if you are off base the outcome will be mostly the same.
I think the likely death flags are for

Greg

Mook

Thai Masseuse dude

Carrie Coon

I think there will be multiple deaths this season though

Family are getting the happy ending senpai
Daughter stays in Thailand to become a guru or whatever
They have nothing to go back to but inherit Gregs estate after he dies
They stay with her and Saxon becomes Sam Rockwell's character

no trump mention

not even once

dropped

Every season is the EXACT same formula but it somehow kind of works, it's almost like a reality show where you know it's the same thing every time but a new season is a new gaggle of weirdos to follow

Mike White loves reality tv and says that he is inspired by it:

"And for me, as a writer of drama, I aspire to do what reality television already does. To create characters that are surprising and dimensional and do weird shit."

I can't read the word guru without hearing parker posey's voice going GOO-ROO

Parker Posey is the shooter

Tim and Piper decide to stay in Thailand

This makes Lochy have a breakdown since he now literally must choose between Piper and Saxon

This makes Posey breakdown since she either learns about the feds or was the who tipped off the feds in exchange for getting to keep some significant sum of money. But no Tim means no payout, just seized assets

This also makes Saxon chimpout and accuse his brother of rape in front of his family

Posey just snatches a gun from a random security guard and shoots the family during breakdown

Gaytok never even shoots his gun, representing his inability to "get off" and being friend zoned by Mook. Mike White playing on expectations and she was literally just stunt casting

Do you mean in this episode? Or are you posting without having seen the show?

Because the three hags literally have a scene where they can't believe one of them voted Trump.

I think gaitok will break the cycle of simpsara in the finale after he shoots mook

10/10 pun I will be pretending I came up with that at a dinner party this week

what is it with the gigantic orgies/battles in Thai paintings?

The monkey theory is still my #1 but lately I'm thinking it might be Jaclyn or Laurie snapping at the other

Seriously how do they not know about the feds yet? All it takes is anyone calling the hotel and saying it’s urgent

To be fair, you could say the same about most civilizations paintings from around this period. Something about technology developing more and more rapidly made people insatiably horny and thereby aggressive

The very first episode she introduced herself to the whole family.

I'm still not fully convinced that Gary/Greg is evil. Although I don't see any indication yet that the white lotus management being an evil cartel

/ourgirl/ is actually INTERPOL and will arrest Greg in the finale

High T concentration plus conquered women

He's not evil, he arranged for that horrible wife of his to be killed by incompetent gay assassins.
He just wants to live his life, but apparently that's evil now. smdh.

there was a big opportunity for a Pam scene today (when Gaitok was in the Ratliff place), and they skipped it. I think they fired her.

he hatched a scheme with one of his old grifter buddies from back in the day to set up an elaborate plot to kill his naive, childish billionaire heiress wife so he could get rid of her while skirting the prenup to acquire her fortune but he’s a good guy

Nigga wut

pew pew pew

put the phone in the fucking bag!

It would never be legal for them to do that shit

this season makes me happy they killed off tanya when they did

props to coolidge, her performance pretty much put the show on the map but it was turning into an Urkel situation

um... wait... DID YOU VOTE FOR BLUMPF?!

Goddammit. I guess it's a miracle this went 2+ seasons without politics being mentioned, but still.

I just want Pam and Fabian and Gaitok to be happy and safe. Gaitok is too big an ask I know but I have hope for Pam and Fabian

:)

fuck gaitok and fuck fabian
pam's chill I hope she survives

I want to touch them

I for one would have preferred Tanya be the connecting piece from season to season. She was stupid a stupid emotional wreck sure but her character stole the show in a good way every single scene she was in

I want to touch those bracelets too

so do we still think lochy is some manipulative psychopath?

I want to touch her eyes too

This is Valentin

He's from..... RUSSIA! :o

100%
Saxon spent the whole episode recovering from incest PTSD and was literally puking at the thought of it
Lochy was like "oh cool I'll go to the monastery with sis"

anon doesn’t understand that the blind Trump h8 was meant to make the other two chicks look like judgmental bitches rather than be shown as a character flaw

Wew

Just bi, really horny, and an opportunist

Anon it's over. Lochy took the drugs and he let the sex deviant inside him spring out and that caused him to definitely jerk off his brother

From the trailer he tells piper he doesn't want to give into his dark shit, a psycho wouldnt be that candid. He was also genuinely take aback during the meditation when he started to remember the previous night

He's neither manipulative not gay. I'd even say he's asexual. But he is a psychopath in the sense that he wants to please his siblings, whatever it takes. Sax is a sex freak so he mirrored that. So no I don't think he'll fuck piper but instead he will pretend to be spiritual.

He's scared he's going to become a sex addict and eventually end up in Thailand where he "adopts" two ladyboys

I've been brainstorming the most shocking things that could happen, and Fabian getting murdered on stage while performing his songs would be it for me.

what's hard to grasp about him is that he looks so convincingly an empty vessel, a lost boy, but then he gets an opportunity he's a total predator, without a doubt. he's associated with water and crocodiles, so he hides himself really well and attacks only in the right moment.
I'd say he has psychopathic tendencies. even though I believe there will be a "moment with Piper", I don't think he could ever hurt her. it will be cute.

me too

This season is worse than succession
faggots
He didn't take the medicine drug

new

she is so entertaining in this, i wish she was in every scene. i want a medicated southern wife now