Mr. Burns is such an iconic Machiavellian caricature. He makes me laugh

Mr. Burns is such an iconic Machiavellian caricature. He makes me laugh.

The Simpsons wouldn't be the same without its antihero. I would suggest that he even gave the series legs from those early episodes featuring him.

Best character in the show

me watch show
me laugh

like a hog

kek

Yeah but what is the real deal with Mr. Burns assistant smithers?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

Smithers is a professional man, early 30s, unmarried and faithful worker in the company. I don't think there is anything else that needs to be said in this regard.

You almost had it, but it's early 40s, not early 30s.

He makes me laugh.

what is this, a special ed's journal entry? what the fuck is wrong with you people

This is a good post

schizo Baskintranny spam trash cancer. KYS and go back to sharty

psst look up
torch 'as been 'assed, b

t. The Honorable Henry Mwabwetumba (Ivory Coast)

Hello ... Smithers ... you're ... very ... good ... at ... turning ... me ... on ... aren't ... you!

you just know that he would be jewish irl

i would use term jewish

Why is he portrayed as filthy rich?
I seriously doubt running a nuclear power plant is that profitable.

Pretty sure he was born into money he just owns the nuclear power plant

Mothers, lock your daughters up.

Not to get all chud but the simpsons were written by commies and they believed the world was run by le selfish evil rich guys who just want to horde gold like a dragon, and the purpose of politics is to find ways to make them part with some of their gold, and that the little guy's life would improve (homer) to the extent that you could get them a bit of the rich guy's pile of gold.
so this was the framework from which the simpsons operated, and did a good job of inculcating this worldview into a generation of millennials who then 20 years later voted for Bernie, the apotheosis of this view.

He was born into money, but Lil Lisa's Grease Company shown he has the cahoots to prospere through willpower, grind and throatcutting planning

Hahaha I looked it up you're right

Jesus what a bunch of whiny bitches. They actually changed it to "rabies", like people don't suffer from that? The joke isn't Tourettes syndrome, it's that Bart is faking rare and implausible illnesses badly. ie bart is lying badly.

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I don't know why you posted this it's probably spam but you did include an archive link so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Anyways as if we didn't all know that this is 100% the kid's mother, just look at pic related

What a fucking crybaby.

rabies

So it's ok to mock people dying in the most horrible way I guess

I also love this part, God I hate women and journalists so much

Oops sorry I meant just this specific part

for me it's the film festival episode and the oscar schindler and ogre jokes

When that poster asked how he was so rich from the nuclear power plant I had to think for half a second and then pic-related was all I could think

Simpsons was a 2x daily thing for me as a kid lol

Where's the black?

you have a pretty body :)

Why are slavs like this?

In my country there's a nuclear plant that's always fucked up and in repairs. It's listed as one of the most expensive things ever. Not one of the most expensive buildings or companies but one of the most expensive things ever existing in the history of mankind. Fuck.

Sneed

For me it’s when Homer laughs at Three Stooged and says

’Moe is their leader’

He makes me laugh.

Now THIS is the type of literary honesty that the Whale wanted to see in the world.
Bona fide REAL ONE

(this anon freezes globally)

Old money exists especially in the historical archetype of unregulated and cruel industrial barons

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Everything that a millennial is, comes from the Simpsons. Every waking moment trying to come up with some Harvard level satire, and it leaves ypu all unable to communicate or take anything seriously

Both, plus it's a clusterfuck with a million different operators and decades old regulations.

He makes me laugh.

I love you

I bet the employees steal

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