Why didn't they just drop the ring in a different, equally hot, not as evil volcano?
Why didn't they just drop the ring in a different, equally hot, not as evil volcano?
What good would that have done? Ring's magic, it wouldn't be destroyed there.
How do giant eagles reproduce? Do they have sex?
Proof?
Why didn't they fight an equally evil but less well armed maniacal dictator?
But how is Sauron going to retrieve it from underneath the boiling magma?
still no real answer
Is this finally it? Have we finally broken LotR?
Throw ring in volcano
Turns out a balrog lives there
This is actually worse than if sauron was just handed the ring and a huge army
If you'd have watched The Rings of Power you would know.
You have to be that evil to be that hot. All the other volcanoes in Middle Earth were kind of mid.
There's no proof that it was the evil specifically that made it so hot. It's possible that any moral extreme would cause the lava to be hot enough.
Therefore, the heroes simply need to find a friendly volcano instead of an evil volcano.
Why didn't the eagles just fly the ring to the moon?
They asked Chris Watts about that but it was too far away.
Sauron was an autistic elf (for real brother, that's a shoot) and wanted THE hottest volcano for HIS special super gems to become an epic super ring. Everywhere else wasn't evil enough nor firey enough. The only other place there was a heat like that you can't come back from (Elf Heaven)
Doesn't have to. The Ring getting destroyed is what allowed rhe good guys to win, otherwise Sauron's army would've wiped them out.
Why didn't the good guys just breed their own orcs like Saruman did?
Gandalf said so. He's an authority on it. You're a dumb piece of shit on an Irish crochet board.
Why didn't Frodo put the ring on his dick? I doubt the Nazgul are gay enough to touch his cock to get to it
Volcano erupts the ring out
Lava cools and hardens with ring inside
Chip away at new rock to get to ring
Why didn't they just hit Sauron with a car?
You don't survive getting hit by a car at like 40mph, let alone if Gandalf really floored it.
Ok but seriously. Why not use this ring? It seems a mighty gift.
Only Saruman was able to tech mog everyone like that.
The Hobbits show the highest level of technology.
Bilbo took out the envelope, but just as he was about to set it by the clock, his hand jerked back, and the packet fell on the floor.
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Why didn't they just through the ring in a landfill dump? Just bury it behind a ton of trash. Sauron isn't going to want to wear it after it was near some old doo doo diapers.
always knew the hobbits were the master race
Because he is sitting there
Who? Churchill?
Lava is dense, the ring would float on top
Hobbits are basically idealized rural English people, so pretty much.
How was a big giant eye gonna rule the world?
What's he gonna do, blink us to death?
Just get Radagast to bioengineer some kind of orc covid to deal with them, and ignore the ring autist.
Why didn't they just throw a giant sheet over the eye?
Can Sauron see when its dark?
Why didn't they just send 10,001 men to Mordor?
Why didn't they get the giant eagles to drop liquid white poos from the skies on the eye?
Realistically, how strong would eddard stark become if he gained control of the one ring? It didn't seem like it made frodo or gollem any stronger. Just able to turn invisible.
get some rocks from Mount Doom
melt them
you now have lava from Mount Doom
toss the ring in it
Could a lightsaber destroy the One Ring™?
better question
Could the Force destroy the One Ring™?
goes all the way to Mt Doom to collect rocks to melt
could just grab some lava instead to save time
Retard
I don't think the Force could but I think the Thread could. Its like the Force but its more powerful as seen in The Acolyte on Disney+.
Why didn’t Gandalf shoot it into space
How do you transport lava?
Imbecile
whym ganfldaf not use final flash lik vegeta?
If the ring still exists so does Sauron, and his campaign of terror across middle-earth would never end
There's no real evidence Sauron exists anyways. Has anyone ever even seen him?
Why don't kids today make gifs like this with sovuhll
I dislike you and whatever you stand for
Get an eagle to carry it before it cools.
ive only ever seen gifs in that style for lord of the rings and saving private ryan
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We can't allow our dangerous foe this incredible weapon that will make him invisible even though he no longer has a physical body to even wear said ring
Bravo Tolkien!
Because the Moon is a Maia like Sauron, Saruman, and Gandalf.
movie Sauron could've made the Witch King wear it
He already has a ring.
Why didn't Gandalf go to the morally good volcano and forge a morally good ring so he'd be immortal and unbeatable too?
he was too busy smoking pipeweed and shooting fireworks to learn how to jewel craft
Better use of his time, really.
“Your small fire, of course, would not melt even ordinary gold. This ring has already passed through it unscathed, and even unheated. But there is no smith’s forge in this Shire that could change it at all. Not even the anvils and furnaces of the Dwarves could do that. It has been said that dragon-fire could melt and consume the Rings of Power, but there is not now any dragon left on earth in which the old fire is hot enough; nor was there ever any dragon, not even Ancalagon the Black, who could have harmed the One Ring, the Ruling Ring, for that was made by Sauron himself.”
- Gandalf
why is sorry mom still evil after the ring is destroyed? he attacks the shire with some thugs but that’s kind of retarded no? does he lose his whole ass army?
He was running a tobacco cartel out of the Shire but he also wanted to destroy the Shire the way Isengard had been destroyed out of spite and revenge. Saruman becomes an absolutely wretched and hate-filled creature after his fall.
I’ll always watch it
Always
other volcanoes
There's no other volcano's in middle earth. It's not a place created by realistic geologic forces, it's made gods fucking around in Planet_editor.exe
Mount Doom is literally the only option.
This vexes me
Stupid question