Goblekitepe

Goblekitepe

So this ancient High tech civilisation you keep rambling about, any proof it ever existed?

Yeah, thought so

“ah no longer smok marywanna”

*I have a pouch of bud in my anus, a fat one*

You mad?

Lidar

Have you excavated the entire Sahara desert yet? Hmmm?

sensational headline

Has this been analysed and dated by credited archaeologists?

2 mile deep pillars discovered under the pyramids

cult of egyptology running damage control

Graham won.

no, but...

yes, read the article. the headline is the daily mail's work, not theirs.

He saw some suspicious rocks while on vacation.

Freemasons pushed the interest surrounding Egypt and they're also the same ones allowing soft-disclosure on nephilim giants running the show of antideluvian civilizations. The pawns can be replaced with new ones.

Naaaa, i'm into serious archeology

if Gobleki Tepe was never found, this- all of this, would never have happened

Gobeklitepe is where it all started....
something was found...
something ancient...
something truly evil....

THIS SUMMER

...an ancient evil has awaken...

THIS SUMMER

ROB SCHEIDER IS....

AN ULMEC!

*fart noise*

"DID I DO THAAAAAT?"

AND HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT

BEING AN ULMEC

*shows Rob chased by Mammoths*

ISN'T SO EASY

*start rapping*

it must be difficult to go through life being a smug redditor, truly

number 1 movie of the year

I love how he's been stuck at the hypothesis stage since the 1990s and hasn't progressed a single bit.

find some homo erectus and animal bones underwater

these are somehow the vestiges of a lost advanced civilization

nigga... that's nuts

no one said that. not even the article. it's just a clickbaity headline. learn to read and think about what you read.

pirireismap

theyoungerdryas

Yeah, but do you have any proof it didn't exist?

Checkmate.

Ah but do you have proof that I don't have proof?

Checkmate otherside of the argument

okay so what's this guy's argument again? that super ancient humans were super advanced but then every society in the world collapsed for an unknown reason and all historical trace of them was wiped out and he's the only one who knows about their existence?

he used to smoke ungodly amounts of pot give him a break he is retarded

This has to be one of the most ridiculous clickbait headlines I've ever seen.
There's absolutely no mention about cities in the whole text, only in the headline. It's just a regular Homo erectus skull

for me? it's african atlantis theory

Blessed quads. Don't forget the DMT and other psychedelics he irreversibly fried himself with.

He himself admits in one of his documentaries that he has done ayahuasca rituals over 50 times or something.
He absolutely deep fried his brain and now wonders why people think he is retarded and unreliable

How many vaccines did you take?

Unbelievable that Hancock has been grifting for decades, I feel like a fool for even contemplating regular work

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Sensationalist grift is PROFITABLE.

Especially UFO grift in the US. Idiots eat that shit up without a single proof lol

no counter arguments in this thread as usual

Hancock is so lame that he doesn't even come up with his own theories most of the times. He just adopts the current day conspiracy theory fashion and adds to the pile, to the point his hypothesis now looks like a frankenstein patchwork of random ideas.

He once believed in aliens, now he doesn't because History Channel made them laughable; He once believed Atlantis was in the ocean, now he claims it was in the Sahara because some youtubers came up with this idea recently; Randall Carlson talked about that Younger Dryas bullshit in JRE one day and now Hancock can't shut the fuck up about this... and so on and so on.

I will not fry my own brain with brown people jungle drugs, thank you

We don't need to refute anything, his thesis is self-evidently wrong