it's toasted
This was enough to get you a 6 figure salary, a Manhattan penthouse and a job as creative director in the 1960s. Boomers had it so easy
It's toasted
he was making 45k first season
What's with the boomer obsession. Let me guess: you're a failure because of Boomers?
I doubt that, that’s like $500K today
Everytime I buy cheese itz I laugh inside thinking of Don, I have no one in my real life to share this with
i have my boomer dad pay for my nyc spot because he was a shit dad kek. need to get it cleaned though, shit my pants on coke a few days ago
There are still bullshit overpaid do-nothing jobs that only exist to maintain class privilege, you just don't have access to them.
You could advertise anything anyhow back then
Take me back
chicago blows tho
the cure for the common cigarette
This is what Nixon stole from us with the "war on drugs"
It's real
worthpoint.com
Lmao, was sure this was just some prank. Boomers really just made cocaine accessories out of ivory and advertised it in magazines.
Is that real ivory? 55 bucks is probably a steal.
if pete had given the exact same "it's toasted" pitch word for word they wouldn't have bought it
don's true value was being a gigachad who looked and acted like a movie star astronaut and the effect that had on clients wanting to buy into whatever he said
I know you know this but still -- Don wasn't a Boomer. He would've been born in the 1920a and so a member of the Greatest or Silent generation.
you act like marketing hasn't been the absolute most retarded, useless, do-nothing "profession" among all humankind since that first day some talentless faggot walked up to the guy that invented sliced bread and said "you know what you REAALLLYY NEED? ME."
i truly hate it. any time they actually try to do statistics on this shit it just shows you immediately what you already know: nobody EVER fucking buys anything because of some gay fucking advertisement. i'm pretty sure it's more than general consensus that seeing some aggravating ad for some bullshit only makes you LESS LIKELY to buy it. but here we are - living in some faggot jew world where there are literal "advertising standards" that force television to KEK YOU with FOUR MINUTES OF ADS for every ELEVEN MINUTES OF TV, or pop ups that can lock your entire screen out.
oh yeah, and every website looks like this now
Well, yes. The entire idea was new however. Madison Ave, advertising, all of that post-WW2 stuff happened organically.
Tik-tok
OnlyFans
“This was enough to get you a 6 figure salary, a Manhattan penthouse…”
And in two years that won’t work either.
WHAT DOES DRAPER KNOW? HE'S NOT EVEN A TEAM PLAYER HE'S JUST A PRIMA DONNA WITH A TEN DOLLAR HAIRCUT AND A BUNCH OF TWO BIT SILLY IDEAS!
be average ad man boomer
get into the office at 10:30 (you had to come in early today)
spend 45 minutes brainstorming a slogan for some new hair cream
Johnson’s Hair Cream: It’s Real Swell!
your firm seals a 10-year, $5M deal with Johnson’s Hair Cream
take a short 3-hour lunch, fuck one of your 3 10/10 mistresses your wife politely pretends not to know about
get back to the office and work (fuck your 22-year-old secretary) for another couple hours
go home to the 5-bedroom property you bought for $2000
briefly say hello to your children
your wife has prepared a 3-course meal worthy of being served in a Michelin-starred restaurant
fuck her
go to bed
back to the grind tomorrow
you forgot
act like you're unhappy and unfulfilled
Kill yourself Jew
still is faggot
t. literal ad man
hell yeah this guy fucks
Lucky Strike
The cure for the common toast.
nobody EVER fucking buys anything because of some gay fucking advertisement
Women do. I've lost count of how many times they've told me to buy a product because it was advertised on TV (mostly medicine).
also have this webm
My grandpa was a college dropout who went into the army, then when he got out he just sort of fell into a marketing executive position. No qualifications, I don't even know if he had a job between that and the army, just a couple of his buddies from his hometown were starting a firm and asked if he wanted to be a partner.
He died a few years ago and I had to go through his files. He was also a hoarder so he kept absolutely EVERYTHING going back to the mid 50's. I found his payroll info from like '65 or something, he was making more then than I do now.
My mom and aunts recall being made fun of other kids for being 'poor'.
I mean this was explicitly said on the show when that guy hits him with “you have no talent, you’re just handsome”
This show was so comfy for some seasons
Guess he spent everything on blow and hookers instead of his family. Or he had a gambling addiction