Fuck spoilers warnings here

Fuck spoilers warnings here
Disney fucked up the entire plot of the movie and Nani just gives up Lilo so she could go study Marine Biology in California.

Remake slop

You only have yourself to blame.
This is an era of engagement and ad revenue.
You are supposed to be angry. This is what they want from you.

Who she leaves Lilo with?

The fucking neighbors. She had some portal gun so she could pop in every now and then, but that's fucking retarded and misses the point of her entire fight in the original.
Also, despite there being multiple colleges in Hawaii, it's really important that she goes to the University of San Diego for some reason

but but... ohana.

She has a portal gun so she can be with lilo every second of every day outside of her college time which takes maybe an hour or 2, 3 times a week. right after any class or test that she has to physically attend she can zip right back to lilo to care for her the other 22 hours of the day.

chuds don't care about facts.

Well only in California she can fuck black men and use cocaine

Hey, nigger, that does not make it better and it still misses the point

The most successful one of these is The Lion King 2019 which is an overly safe copy of the original, barely changed anything

the point is to condition adult women into being willing to leave their family behind for arbitrary reasons

why would the glowies want that?

University of San Diego for some reason

Dick
All the dick
When you send your daughter to college genuinely all she's thinking about is dick

barely changed anything

scar and timon and pumbaa were objective downgrades in about every single way.

How about you spoiler that shit you fucking asshole I dont get off work for another three hours and I had been looking foward to this all week. Seriously, fuck you. I bet you thought you'd be all hip and with it and talk about it with your Anon Babble bros. You ruined my fucking evening you neet piece of shit.

Everything was a downgrade

what a fucking bait and switch
the trailer looked like it was a direct remake of the original

Downgrades but not in controversial ways that got people talking, were they? More just because they had different voices and gave different vibes

Disney really hates families

Fuck spoilers warnings here

Where the fuck do you think you're posting you that we'd give even a thought to that?

It makes sense. Divorced households need two independant Disney+ accounts. Double the income!

Lol. Lmao even.

I know, my friend even showed it to me and was so optimistic. Fuck disney.

Saw it yesterday with my family. I liked it, even cried a little

Nani just gives up Lilo so she could go study Marine Biology in California.

That's comically evil.

hey, you know that movie that's about embracing hawaiian culture and sticking with your family no matter what?

what if we remade it, but it's about neither of those things?

watching any movie post 2010

Look, you gotta accept that you have to let the birds leave the nest at some point.

Actually she gets a portal gun so she can easily return home when she's not in college. Hopefully that piece of information clears thing up and avoids further confusion

ohana means you get a portal gun so you can visit your family you abandoned whenever you want

got it
you fuckin rat simp

This is a more female empowering solution for her since it lets her solve all her problems on her own without relying on a bunch of men to come in and bail her out by being live-in babysitters.

I can tell this is going to crush the box office from this kind of reactionary butthurt about a kids movie.

never uses it

I think you're mistaking one character for another. Lilo is the little girl, not the 4-eyed alien guy who gets arrested at the end

they have made men believe that this is the noble and just thing to do, abandon their kids.
Women want to be treated just like men right?

No, not families. Just mothers.

Does Tia Carrere show her feet

disney go from the moral of the movie being ohana

to give up your family for a career

morally bankrupt

Leaving home to work/college and returning when the shift is done is not abandoning your family

LOL

It's over, Disney has officially gone anti-woke and conservative.

not the worst waste of quints of fives that I've seen

Shut up, shills. That was added as a post credit scene because they panicked when test audiences HATED how they changed the story.

Ohana means family

Except you lilo

she has a portal gun, she could very easily just zap herself to california and back again
or she could go to marine biology school on the fucking island of hawaii where she lives
there's no reason for her to give up lilo at all

And good thing it got added otherwise it would be pretty silly for people to get mad at something that doesn't even happen in the movie

Hopefully they do a sequel with her in one of those government schools designed to beat the native out of the natives. The happy ending is she becomes a functioning member of society.

wait, so with the portal gun
she could stay home with Lilo, and just pop into class in cali, and go right back home. why can't she keep lilo?

Nani is still broke, so she lets her boyfriend's grandmother with better financial conditions take care of Lilo while she's not home

Yeah, guys. They just killed the point this time, rather than killing AND raping it.

this whole remake has surprised me and opened my eyes to how much people loved a mid kids movie about hawaiians

mid

Lilo & Stitch is kino, you fucking pleb

That stitch is so shitty and bad. His head is so wide sideways but he has no jaw or snout. 0/10 fecslop (feces slop)

Ohana means giving up Lilo to be adopted.

Anon, you seem very upset about a movie for 8 year old girls. Would you like to talk to a School Counselor?

Wait...What if she breaks up with the boyfriend? What an awkward avoidable situation to be trapped in

Ohana means get ALL the way off my back

Ohana means getting into massive student debt when you're already broke and eventually working for minimum wage anyways

Ohana means giving up your sister for a degree for a job that pays 45k a year

My 5 year old daughter went to go see it with her friend, just got a text from the friend's mom that they walked out of the film because it was too scary.

Who is the movie for? Your target demographic (little girls) just walked out because it SUCKED.

Why are there still retards who deny that casting another ugly brown person is why Snow White failed?

No retard, its not because its a bad movie. It really did fail because we want to see beautiful White people. It could have been a well done movie, but if Snow White is brown, it'll fail. If Snow White was actually White, it could have been a woke shitpile but been a box office success. Why the fuck do you think Barbie was a success despite the stupid feminist messaging?

Its like leftists retards and centrists retards come to this conclusion that race doesn't matter and that it was because it was bad because they are cowards who cannot accept that Europeans are better, and their entire politics is objectively wrong.

Uhh wrong thread?

Americans realll PAY for college?

Do why give Lilo to the neighbours?

waf a hot a what baabhabhiat

yes, but community college is really cheap, but gen X is fucking retarded and their kids are too young to be smarter, and so they end up paying a shit-ton of money so that you can get the same experience but you will actually probably find less indians at community college

Also, despite there being multiple colleges in Hawaii, it's really important that she goes to the University of San Diego for some reason

"why is she going to one of the best Universities for the degree of study she is passionate about!?"

it's a portal gun!

facts

Anon i....come on man really?

I mean, unless you are applying for faculty there and do research the university is involved in, yeah, why go to a specific university if all you want is to get accredited? Besides she lives in fucking Hawaii, if you want a story about someone migrating from their country for a selfish pursuit the story should have been called "Paco & Puntadas"

Hey Buddy. You're talking like marketing horrifying garbage to children makes it better and not worse. It's objectively worse, and those defending it deserve beatings.

it's not even in the top 10 best collage for Marine Biology

If I had a sister that I loved and needed to take care of, I'm just going to go to a local college so I don't have to abandon her

Lmao, University of San Diego isn't even a Pac-12 school, you retard.

Because that retarded idea was added in reshoot and they didn't think it through

it had reshoots? really?

How the fuck is she going to SDU then??? Piece of shit plot.

Idk, I took my kids and the girl I'm seeing and her kid to see it last night. It was better and more accurate than the doomposters were saying, but I wanna know how much of the budget was spent on Zachs salary that could've gone to cgi to keep them aliens. Also, his voice was jarring to the kids. They were just as surprised as I.

8 year olds don’t buy the movie tickets I do.

ok but is the lifeguard in it

STUDENT LOANS BABY!
200k+ in debt

Hawaiian universities suck. Just because its on an island doesn't mean shit. Do you expect the university of American somoa to have a great marine biology program?

Just abandon your family to pursue your dreams of being a responsible taxpayer goy

Its ok, this corporate slop says you will have a magical solution to cope with any hardships that come with such a decision

all this talk with portal gun makes me think Nani could use it to make a killing doing importing and exporting goods to and from hawaii

Stop being upset about us subverting your culture to push Marxism, goy

I hope you die screaming

Nigga it’s marine biology and they already live in Hawaii
. Why the fuck would going to California improve her quality of education?

lmao get a load of this faggot caring about his ohana

The san Diego thing in the movie doesn't make sense, but your logic is the same as "Why would you go to John Hopkins when hospitals and medical schools exist everywhere?"

but the University of Hawii actually has a great marine biology program, they're always studying the wildlife that's in the ocean surrounding them.

Brown hands posted this.

Unless you’re going to an absolutely shit-tier university, the quality of education doesn’t change. People only go to these prestigious schools for connections and even that’s falling out of style with how anti social zoomers are. The internet and fast exchange of homogenous information killed the idea of going to certain schools for better quality education.

Not only would she make enough money to keep Lilo, she'd also be able to uplift her neighbours by making everything from food to building materials and gas incredibly cheaper for them!

A lot of Pacific Islanders live in the San Diego area.
Probably because of the Navy connection

Why didn't they add a portal gun in the Schindler's List?

Why didn't they add a portal gun in Dark Knight Rises?

i feel like it did, with how fast Bruce traveled from the middle east to the US

You have much better options than Hawaii. Schools in Carolina or the PNW are far better. The pamlico sound has such a diverse ecosystem, ditto for for the pacific northwest. Bay area too. But the main point is those schools have well funded and developed programs, far better than Hawaii.

.t marine biology major

Some truth but not alot. Many universities specialize and if you are going to do research or lab work, you want to find one in a specialization you like.
So for example: my university specialized in evolutionary biology (and geography).
Maybe Hawaii has great marine biology programs, I don't know. But picking the right university CAN matter.
but yes, the basics are the same often.

Stop being upset about us subverting your culture to push Marxism, goy!!!

Anon, you're the reason elementary schools have metal detectors at the entrance. This is a movie for preteen girls. Take it down a notch.

Marine Biology

Ah, so she wants to work in a call center for a living.

This is true unless you're going for a spefic field. If you're getting a communications degree, and technology degree or some liberal arts degree yes.

What part of Ohana do you not understand? She doesn't need to go to the top Marine Biology program in the world because once she's got a degree from whatever university she'll already have government contacts to get her a job on the island.

Yea bro. Imma get my degree in forestry from Oklahoma state, or get a degree in horticulture from NYU.

NTA but just because a movie is for kids doesn't make it immune to criticism

Debates the realism of a live action girl's movie adaptation of a children's cartoon.

Haha. I'm glad children aren't people and are simply animals lesser than dogs that exist to be trained to be vapid consumers. Especially little girls, who exist only to be whipped into the acceptance of brand-oriented feminism where they associate giving corporations lots of money with their personal liberation.

character assassination

You people always follow the same script

If you've got aliens living in your house and contacts with the MIB you could get a degree from fucking anywhere and get a job through those contacts, without having to give up your sister.

Hell, the MIB will probably fund a private research vessel for you and the aliens to check that there aren't any aliens hiding on the bottom of the sea.

You unironically could. It’s not like employers are going to give a shit. My job has nothing to do with my degree and I’ve never been asked about it

what is a babysitter

I wasn't debating. Just saying that if anyone in interested in marine biology, it is best to look to the Carolinas or the PNW.

Don't mind that creep, he just wants an excuse to post his collection of little girl pics.

Little kids are fucking dumb, trust me bro. They have about as much of an argument as you do.

yo just turn off your brain dude

this is a movie for kids man

chill out take it down a notch

You sound older than me and retarded. Take your non-argument somewhere else.

That's probably because "family" films used to be for everybody. Go ask both your dads about it.

No you couldn't. I'm not saying you need a degree for it. But if you have to manage over a thousand acres of trees, know how to use all the equipment, know every step of lumber production, then God bless. Get your online degree from Arizona, without ever seeing it, or working the equipment. I will hire you.

why is yidsney so hellbent on destroying their original messaging with the remakes? Have things really changed so much in 20 years that you can't have a cute found family story anymore?

Oddly specific.

outside of her college time which takes maybe an hour or 2, 3 times a week.

I can't imagine how you niggers end up so stupid and jobless

wagie desperately trying to justify his $120k debt from a out of state university he should have never gone to

It’s ok anon, we’ve all been jewed before

>.t marine biology major

t. makes 32K year well into his 40s with 247K worth of debt from said 'better school'

nah I'm good faggot

Have things really changed so much in 20 years that you can't have a cute found family story anymore?

have you been asleep for the last 15 odd years or so anon?
are you being serious?

I like the pipe cleaner glasses

no officer! I swear I only saved that image because I liked the pipe cleaner glasses, not because of the feet!

I went school for free. OSU. In state. Actually got paid for it if you include my tax returns. Keep seething.

chuds hates it

fags hates it

no one won

found family

Commie shit.

you can believe whatever you want but I did save it for the glasses

but I thought Disney was making commie propaganda
have Anon Babble been lying to me

A likely tale.

I like funny little creatures

Asians prefer white men and Hawaii is full of meth

It's mor like 2 or 3 k a week Managing fish dock in alaska.

Too add, drinking becomes a thing

He cant see his dad since the rape

Normies won

checked

It looks like someone shopped them in...
How the fuck? Both the character and the glasses are CGI.

Is it bad that I immediately looked at the feet?

I think it's the poorly rendered shadow that's screwing with you

I made a low effort funny

This is a movie for preteen girls

Even worse.
But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

I took my kids and the girl I'm seeing and her kid

This is the brownest thing that I've read in this website this week, and I'm probably the least racist person in this site because I never brought up skin color in my post unless necessary

I'm Mexican and my whole family saw this movie

did they like it?

This is just dating as a single dad, anon.
Not too doompost, but best prepare yourself. The divorce rate is what, +50% these days?

THE WHOLE POINT OF THE MOVIE WAS POLITICS

IT WASNT ABOUT THE STRENGTH OF FAMILY OR HOW SOMEONE ACTING BAD DOESNT MEAN THEY'RE IRREDEEMABLE

IT WAS ABOUT MY POLITICS!!!!

Family > school

I vowed to myself to become celibate. I do hook up with some fwb from time to time though

yes

I took my kids and the girl I'm seeing and her kid to see it last night.

KeK

every single person in this thread is a fucking retard

wahhhhh why would nani go and get a degree?!

Let's look at the two options here:

Nani stays where she is with Lilo. This means her options are stuck being a waitress, always dangling on the red line of being fired and losing Lilo to child protection services

OR

Nani leaves Lilo for a few years with a stable family they know while Nani gets a degree which at least allows the possibility she can get a much better paying job, meaning she can give Lilo a much better life

IT WASNT ABOUT THE STRENGTH OF FAMILY

you got that right

NYOOOOOOOO THIS ISN'T ACCURATE TO MY CHILDREN'S CARTOON

who
even
cares

much better paying job

marine biologist

LOL

i've seen some shills out in the wild try to claim that they like the new ending because its more realistic that Nani would have to give up custody of Lilo.

because an animated movie about a bioforged six-legged alien dog requires realism.

Nani will enjoy dolphin dick in 'Daygo

its more realistic

also portal gun

waitresses make as much as marine biologists

Spotted the retard

thinking she'll even get a job in her field after graduating, let alone one that only pays 40k a year

she has ALIENS around her and a portal gun

dont improve yourself bro, just be happy being a waitress, own nothing and eat ze bugs

Who cares? None of the live-action Disney remakes have any staying power. No one remembers that Dumbo movie from Tim Burton, or the "live-action" Lady and the Tramp, or even the more successful ones like Beauty and the Beast. The animated classics are the only ones that matter.

PORTAL GUN

This was originally going to be a DIsney + cable-tier movie until Disney decided to shart it out into theaters.
That's why it looks like dogshit.

going into 200k debt goy for a useless degree

it costs you 200k to get a marine biology degree

Tell me you have no idea what you are talking about without telling me you have no idea what you are talking about

do you know how much it cost to go to University of San Diego per year?

She gets gibs for college because she's Kanaka Maoli retards. She goes for free or a very steep discount at Manoa.

It's very financially successful unfortunately because of chinks and seaniggers having an occultish worship of the blue koala faggot

have access to teleportation technology

"let me waste time and money on a mediocre job shilled to me by the same woman that wanted to take my sister from me"

You cannot be this retarded.

CONSOOM THE BLUE KOALA FAGGOT DOG MASCOT

no :)

China and pags won, you mean. Nani's actress isn't even Hawaiian, she's a seanigger.

1, maybe 2 white girls

the rest are all mutts

Just gas this country already holy shit.

Lilo nearly drowned and was on the brink of death. She had to visit the doctor to recover. Nani had to pay for the medical bills.

Nani had no choice but to give Lilo to the state to cover the medical expenses. Alternatively, she could pay for them herself, but she kept having unstable jobs and living in poverty, which was detrimental to Lilo’s well-being.

Faced with these challenges, Nani decided to place Lilo in foster care with her neighbors while she pursued her college education.

makes me wonder why lilo isn't already covered under medicaid since Nani is already so poor

chinks and seaniggers

It's actually Spics.

It's more realistic. The cartoon was made in a different time where a young woman actually could support a child on a single income from some shitty beach job. That just can't happen these days. A teenager just out of high school can barely take care of a baby let alone 6-8 year old approaching puberty. It sends a good message having her give up the responsibility to people she trusts. That's what young women should do in these situations instead of trying to do everything themselves and ruining two lives in the process.

mfw I want to rewatch the original for the first time since I was a little boy givenit was one of my favorite kidkinos but Disney+ kikes have made it impossible to share passwords and Disney's online Jeet army makes it impossible to pirate

It's not fair bros. I don't want to watch the nuslop, I want the classic.

Post skin, or veins. I guarantee I'm whiter than you. Just because I've had a couple of divorces doesn't change the color of my skin or your ideology.

support a child on a single income from some shitty beach job

She gets significant gibs for being native. Why is this thread forgetting that fact?

it's realistic

but NOT THAT REALISTIC

Toy Story 4

Woody and Buzz go their separate ways

Frozen II

Anna and Elsa go their separate ways

Ralph 2

Ralph and Venellope go their separate ways

Star Wars VII

Luke, Han and Leia go their separate ways

Lilo and Stitch

Lilo and Nani go their separate ways

wtf Disney? You know there is more than one way to end a story lmao??

It sounds wild, but when you have a kid, it is easier to date another person with a kid.

I want to cum inside you.

I'm cumming inside you right now.

Yeah, they still review stuff.
They're kinda SJW and whine about chuds hating on stuff because of woke and then shit on the same stuff that we shit on and go around the houses to avoid admitting that they didn't like it because there are too many niggers and homos in it.
I like them because they give the normies perspective on movies as opposed to RLM, etc, who come at everything from a pseudo-intellectual perspective.

I came inside myself yesterday. Enjoy my cum lube. btw no homo ofc

Lmao imagine being this guy

I'm wearing my teste hammock so our balls don't touch it's all good

Anon Babble is surprisingly not gay

45k

even this is a pipe dream. try 20k

So many words. Buzz words even. You could just admit you're a follower. Or faggot. Or follower and preacher of faggots. You just made me do it. Trying to say, go back faggot.

Do you expect the university of American somoa to have a great marine biology program?

Well akshully....

0/10

Most realistic part of the movie is a woman having dreams of being a marine biologist
Too realistic

damn you booked the whole theater

People like this are so dumb I can only imagine they worked on the movie and are seething mad

The trashcans were all filled up with shitty toilet paper that day.

haha

do they want the dolphin d

To keep birth rates low

*pac2

Ohana means...abadoning your family to get wasted in college and experiment with your sexuality and hair colour

If you had a portal gun why would you go to college?

Flies in the face of the original movie because they needlessly wedge in "But ladies, your career!"

Make Jumba the villain

For the experience of getting railed by 10 guys in your dorm room every night. Can't do that at home.

She can do both, study Marine Biology and also take care of Lilo. And where are her relatives? Probably has some grandparents and Aunts and Uncles that can help take care of Lilo.

Same reason why many stay in their state for college. Hint: out of state tuition is significantly more expensive.

Unless you’re going to an absolutely shit-tier university, the quality of education doesn’t change.

This. I'm going to one of the top 5 schools for my degree and holy shit the quality of education is scraping the barrel it's so bad. Could have saved money going somewhere cheaper.

Nani using the portal gun to visit was always in the script.

OSU

Hey I go to that one. Online though, not in person. I thought I chose a degree in wildlife but all the classes just lecture about social justice issues :/

So... do we like the movie or not? I'm getting mixed signals from this thread.

We like it but it's not a good adaptation. It really misses the point of what the original was going for and doesn't substitute with anything better. It's fun to watch but other than that, it lacks much reason to exist. The original wasn't that deep but it had more to say than BUY MORE TOYS

We hate it but it's a good adaptation. It really hits the point of what the original was going for and substitutes with better content. It's not fun to watch but other than that, it really gives itself a reason to exist. The original was pretty deep but it had more to say than CONSUME.

I actually watched the movie unlike 90% of the people in this thread.
If you watched the original, you'll find it worse in every way. The cast, the delivery, the songs, anything, really.
The rewrites, the fact that the antagonist is now a straight up villain, the failure to transmit the lesson that "family comes first".
Yeah, it is a shit remake.

It's a Jewish subversion

Lilo and stitch was proudly Hawaiian yet they casted a half-white hapa to be lilo

That should have told you this shit was corrupt

durr lilo stitch about family and Hawaii

Illiterate retard
Hawaii is just the setting, is 28 days later about the UK? No it’s about fucking zombies
And the “ohana” stuff is literally there because it’s an easy word for stitch to learn, it’s 3 vowels and easy to demonstrate meaning for. Say “ohana,” hug someone.
This was LITERALLY confirmed by the ORIGINAL WRITERS.
Stitch was NEVER about family or “Hawaiian culture,” it was ALWAYS about a fucking alien learning how to adapt to earth.

ohana means I need to go get fucked by Paco 3000 miles away else I will never be a strong womyn!!!

heh you chuds thought this was a movie about family values and upholding your culture? WRONG

Also the most isolated places on the planet for a creature that somehow couldn't swim.

Impressive septs. Checked and based slop lover.

Hang on, is she arguing that being anti-family is a conservative value?
Is she high, or am I, because I can't understand what she is trying to say?

Portal guns make everything better. It doesn't matter if your story misses the point. Give a character a portal gun. Problem solved.

Remember when Uncle Ben said to Peter, "With great power comes gre-nah. Fuck it. Here's a portal gun?" Powerful.

critical race theory is a hell of a drug

just accept the propaganda dude, stop worrying about it.

It actually was. Chris Sanders very clearly made scenes expressing it.

Pleakley no longer crossdresses?
This is like reverse wokeism, where Disney are feaking out about the culture shifting and doing everything they can to appeal to the opposite end of the spectrum.
Jesus Christ, just don't put any politics into your movies. How fucking hard is it?

The social worker assigned to Nani informed her that she needed to complete a checklist, which included signing up for medical insurance. The deadline for this task was two weeks, but unfortunately, the Lilo doctor incident occurred before that time. This incident made Nani realize that she had made a mistake by not signing up for medical insurance before the Lilo incident. Had she done so, she could have avoided giving up Lilo.

is 28 days later about the UK?

Yeah. It's an allegory for living in UK sucking.
Just like 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Brazil, It Happened Here, Things to Come, Chicken Run, and The War of the Worlds.

"Aloha ʻOe" ("Farewell to Thee") is a Hawaiian folk song written c.1878 by Queen "Lydia" Liliʻuokalani, who was then Princess of the Hawaiian Kingdom.

The Newlands Resolution, 30 Stat. 750, was a joint resolution passed on July 7, 1898, by the United States Congress to annex the independent Republic of Hawaii.

Can it really be a folk song if it's written by royalty?

Why is modern Disney incapable of making good story decisions? Do they not have anyone employed there that understands character, story structure or even the basics of what works?