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dugga doo

greenis

RTD is about to change the lore forever, not to be outdone by Chibbers

Why did Tom hate Leela so much?

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I was just thinking how creepy the doctor seems in this episode.

Nigger.

One day that word will have a wiki page.

Every dead companion will come back in the wish world. Fingers crossed for Jericho and Handles

novel

Not in the show. Not canon

Not in the show. Not canon

Based.

She was a lot more violet than previous companions. Hell he threatens to let her die if she killed one more person. I assume Tom Baker probably didn't have the same chemistry with her that he had with Sarah Jane Smith and Romana's two actresses.

Looking back, the Leeyla run with the Doctor is kind of boring except for 1 or 2 episodes.

He wanted to have no companions.

Can we please get a sequel to Battlefield then?

She's the best one. Tom Kind of had bad takes sometimes.

I keep coming here to see if the ship has sunk but instead keep seeing they're still making things worse.
It's almost impressive.

This is the best series since series 10.

Doctor, Master and Rani were all born in the "same year" RTD will retcon that to "same day".

The big twist will be that they are all the same person who underwent a forced tri-regeneration as The Fugitive Doctor. The Rani's plan is to reunite all three of them back in the same body.

Pic unrelated.

Lucky Day but with Adric instead of Ruby.
Conrad and his chud gang dragging him around the back of the local boozer and giving him a good bumming. Some still in their Shreek costumes. Just pass him around till that buttery backside's like a Lancaster rose, then ditch him on the cathedral steps covered in horse shit. Proper Saturday night lad bants.
And they say it's a fag show now.

everyone is the same person!

Oh, that's a great idea. Just make your universe smaller.

The TARDIS wiki says that all sources of canon are equally valid.

Jesus, that's sad

No wig

TARDIS wiki

Not in the show. Not Canon.

The big twist will be that they are all the same person who underwent a forced tri-regeneration as The Fugitive Doctor. The Rani's plan is to reunite all three of them back in the same body.

I really, really, REALLY FUCKING HATE that this sounds completely plausible in the current era.

Dugga Doo?
Dugga Doo?
Dug
ga
Doo?
I hate that I thought about this because that means it's 100% going to come back as a big dumb twist

CONRAD: (laughs) What is this? An intervention? Are you here to save my soul?

DOCTOR: Actually, I'm here to say good job raping Adric half to death.

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they're still making things worse

Sometimes Ruby is on screen and things feel better for a while.

When are they bringing back blue head in a box?
Great character. Classic.

She also has a butterfly's wings tattooed on her back.

That brings a whole new level to the 1st "something for the dads" moment she has.

Im having a hard time deciding if she is a gilf or not.

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TRINITY Wells

Susan TRIAD

Seventy-THREE Yards

What other trinity/tri-/three things has RTD seeded in these newest seasons? It's so stupid I believe it could be true, this is basically the new Bad Wolf.

dugga doo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mr ring a ding

Blue box head guy is a Moffat creation, RTD wouldn't use him out of respect.

That and the dactor who played him is Dugga Dead.

remember how they retconned him into being the same species as this guy despite them looking totally different

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I meant that Dugga Doo sounds like babytalk Doctor Who
Dug ga doo
Doc tor who
It's Space Babies all the way down

Worth mentioning that Seventy Three Yards is also 66.6 metres in relation to the unholy trinity.

an anon in a previous thread said there were references to the number 73 this season. what were they

Is RTD autistic? He cares much more about weird little connections like this, than telling a coherent story

You have to be kind of schizophrenic to guess where RTD is going with the twists.

They couldn't even sync Dugga Doo's beak with the song.

please let this be real

Nah, they're fake. She does have naturally ginormous nipples though.

Lux took place 73 years before 2025.

Someone posted a fake leaked image of 13th in 14th's clothes for the finale. That said, if that 0.00001% chance of the leak being real is, wtf is RTD doing?

12 should have just regenerated into Nardole.

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oh shut the fuck up RTD
yeah? where's that picture?

Buddhist bros, we can't stop winning.

retcon ncuti's run?

is this an accurate representation of you guys

the Devil's Chord is a TRItone

Boom takes place on Kastarion THREE

Rogue traps the Doctor with a TRIform

Miss Belinda Chandra - THREE words to name the star

Doctor's 6 word story is THREE sentences long ("I'm born. I die. I'm born.")

Eight hundred and THIRD Interstellar Song Contest

THREE Hellions

delta wave would kill THREE trillion people

why is Matt Lucas doing a Linkara cosplay

Nah, man. I'm way too inhibited to go to a convention.

if you need a gay man to play the doctor Matt Lucas is a good choice. better than ncuti or russell tovey.

Ncuti is just the gay equivalent of having a really slutty girl playing the Doctor.

I'm not happen about the possible implications of this

Tennant and McGann have clearly sucked mad cock before now. Eccleston had an eating disorder so he's 50-50 as well.

Matt Lucas is a pretty hard sell as a dramatic leading man.
I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

The Doctor and the Master being twins sounds pretty based desu, they were going to make them brothers before Delgado died.

Fuck the Rani though.

The Bringers of Light

tbf that was in one of those dumbass Titan Comics so we can't blame Russell or Steven for that

Or the straight equivalent of those annoying "bros", who have to make everything about beer, babes, and cars.

The BBC are looking for another actor to take over the role

But how are they going to do that? Why would he suddenly change?

That would have been based to make him an extended version of the Tibetan guy from Planet of the Spiders.

I actually wouldn't mind it that much if they aren't going to retcon the Timeless Child because at least it'll put the Doctor and the Master on equal levels again, and make the Doctor a little less special as not being the only Timeless Child off shoot.

Kevin Spacey almost played the Doctor.

Tennant was originally going to have the Stolen Earth as his last story, with Spacey replacing him instead of all that metacrisis stuff. Spacey had a higher paying offer and pulled out at the last minute, but RTD and Tennant were able to film the specials that followed around Tennant's availibility so he could stay an extra year.

VERY lucky escape.

He really is. People talk about Peri in her bikini but I'm pretty sure DWM didn't put that on the cover.

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Sack Phil Coulson

What does Christopher have against this guy, other than being non canon?

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We just don't know!

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I'd call bullshit but with NPH as the Gaymaker I'm not sure

Makes me wonder what would happen if a past Doctor got outed as a wrongun. Will they just be absent from any future multi-Doctor material?

He wasn't gay.

And is that even a real name?

No clue, but they're bringing in this Troughton bloke.

Harris publicly came out as gay in November 2006, saying, "I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love."

I’ve thought about that often. Because they tie the character to the actors so much and love printing endless nostalgia bait merch. The worst we’ve gotten is David enabling John apparently, Ncuti being overly flirtatious (never crossing a line apparently), and Matt Smith being the Last of the Coke Lords on the party scene.

Makes me wonder how the vetting process goes.

Neil Patrick Harris served a very realistic meat platter of the corpse of Amy Winehouse three months after her tragic death.

Why is this the image they chose

Speaking of SHIELD, I thought it was funny how much this bird looked like could be Ten and Rose's daughter despite being half chinky.

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Because the newly anointed God Emperor of Doctor Who demanded it. This is the power he wields or rather, wielded.

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More woke shit from the BBC, giving him a beatle cut to appeal to the teenage girl fanbase. Show's never been more dead.

Hartnell was only 59 at the end of his Doctor Who run

Why the fuck does he look 80?

I heard a rumour that they're getting a black fella with a turban to play the Doctor now. It's absolutely ludicrous.

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fucking dies

What did he mean by this?

Hartnell played the Doctor older than what he was - his hair is a wig for example. Though he did old anyway given both people aging badly in the past (alcohol, smoking, war) and his ill health.

I wish Jenna Coleman was the 16th Doctor
Doctor Pancakes

Bad teeth and he wore an old hair wig to make him look older.

One day, I shall become black. Yes, I shall become black.

Hmmm, yes, I think I shall have more er whiskey and cigarettes

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Gays used to be about rebelling against societal norms. It's only since they've become accepted that people expect them to be normal people who just like taking it up the arse.

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dies fucking

Troughton died at a convention in the middle of having sex with an obese black woman. They don't like acknowledging it to protect his image but it's an open secret. Like how John Barrowman put his penis on everyone's shoulders.

Because it is powerful and everything.

rebel against societal norms on the premise that you just want to be accepted and will stop rebelling once people accept you

tell everyone you just want to live in peace like any normal person and all this acting out is just a way to wake people up so you can be seen as normal

people give in and decide to treat you like normal

the rebellion and public degeneracy never stop

it actually gets ten times worse

people get mad at you for not becoming normal like you said you would

use that as further evidence of discrimination and another excuse to keep acting like a deranged degenerate

They cry in pain as they suck you.

the space babies were experimental Time Lords

only one survives

this is the Timeless Child

it will tri-generate into the Master, Rani, and Doctor

Leaked last night

It's okay, females like taking it up the arse too.

What kind of woman talks to a guy making grunting noises in a dark corner on a dodgy estate

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I don't care about the lore anymore, but it would be so funny if it was true because it would make people mad.

experimental Time Lords

only one survives

this is the Timeless Child

How did the experimental timelords precede the timeless child? The timeless child is where the first timelord came from.

Are they really doing the bootstrap paradox as the origin of the species?

Source?

Are they really doing the bootstrap paradox as the origin of the species?

I think that's the best way to handle the timeless child without outright retconning it. That way the Time Lords were created by the Time Lords, they ensured their own creation and it also reduces the Doctor back down to just a tool that was used by the Time Lords instead of an extra special person.

He was well dressed so she'd have assumed he was drunk coming back from work and could be her baby daddy. Do you know nothing about Council estate slags?

It would be so creatively bankrupt they'll have to sell RTD into slavery to pay his bills.

I really wish they just left the lore alone. Like who even cares, who thinks it's good or interesting? Just fucking stop.

The best way to handle the timeless child is to completely ignore it until everyone forgets it even happened.

What race is this?

I really like the Family of Blood. I think it's an underrated episode.

When are they coming back?

This was the early Blair years before mass immigration killed the high trust society

Gallifreyan, allegedly.

Is the big reveal happening tomorrow then next week is the fallout? Or do we have to wait until next week for anything juicy?

Italian

Why do they keep trying to equate the master who's been a central character in the show for over half a century with some retarded side character they introduced to boost ratings just before the show got canned?

The Rani is just the Master but female.

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No, the Master is just the Master but female.

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We don't have that option, sadly.

She just does experiments, the Master wants to rule the universe.

the timeless child is us

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Aw hell yeah didnt know there was clean version yet. My favorite Gold track since he returned.

Captain Poppy

ALLONS-Y!

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they were referring to him as being 900 back then

huh?

There's no way he would make such a shitty episode that important

In The Tomb of the Cybermen the Second Doctor claims to Victoria

Well, if we count in Earth terms, I suppose I must be about four hundred, yes, about four hundred and fifty years old.

who is jigaboo niggawata?

It wasn't going to be but then he saw the reaction last year.

where did the newspaper get the 900 figure?

(Everyone is asleep except Victoria, who has the gun. The Doctor yawns and >Victoria turns the weapon on him. He raises his arms in surrender.)

DOCTOR: I'm on your side, remember? Hey, why didn't you wake me? I should have been on watch half an hour ago.

VICTORIA: I thought you should rest.

DOCTOR: Why me?

VICTORIA: No reason really.

DOCTOR: Oh, I think I know. Is it because I'm

VICTORIA: Well, if you are 450 years old, you need a great deal of sleep.

Victoria is adorable.

It must have been around somewhere because looking at the article for the Doctor's age, a Doctor Who annual that released a year or two after Hartnell's regeneration described it as the Doctor entering a psychological storm (regeneration) that deaged him from 900 to 450.

"Eee, hand me my sonic screwdriver Jack!"

"I'll just hand it to you from behind Doctor, you keep your eyes on that kid in the gasmask! "

"Eee, fantastic! Wait a second, its attached to something. "

"give it a tug... " (Barrowman chuckles)

"I'm trying, it just won't come. "

"it will if you keep it up, Doctor. "

(All the cast and crew start to laugh)

"Wait a minute, this doesn't feel like usual sonic prop... "

(The 9th Doctor turns around to see the whole cast laughing at him and that he is holding Barrowman's penis and not a sonic screwdriver, he feels humiliated. And goes to Russel, Julie and Phil to complain.)

"And then he said "it will if you keep it up"! I was so humiliated! What are you going to do about it!"

(Russel, Julie and Phil fall off their chairs laughing)

"Reeeee! That's it! I quit! Good luck replacing me! "

And that is why he hates RTD, and everyone he worked with on Doctor Who to this day.

bullshit, but i believe it

for me, its Nyssa

you know remember that the indecent exposure happened on the set of the episode where a child actor has a prominent role

N
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You act like they would not cover her up and make her luck frumpy.

Barefoot and braless for 3 seasons 3 christmas episodes and 4 specials

Based Nyssa being the only reason to watch Terminus

technically part of the black guardian stories

Turlough just spends the whole story in an air vent with Tegan

Oh my god, a special edition of The Wheel in Space novelisation!

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god ruby is so hot

What makes it special?

£11 fucking hell magazines got expensive

barefoot

It's heels all the way.

big spoiler warning from russel on doctor who instagram warning you not to go on the internet until youve seen wish world.

I wish that shit didnt make me excited. I should have no reason to be excited for this show. Im a retarded npc consoomer.

If DWM came with a novelisation every time I probably would still be buying it.

Pretty sure you get the novelisations on Internet Archive.

True, but I much prefer reading a physical book

It did, but they changed it to "n-word" before deleting it entirely

Leaker "Andrew" (who has so far got everything correct) recently teased something in the comment section of the Confused Adipose "Story and the Engine Explained" YouTube Video, something relating to the 16th Doctor...

"Yes. But I don't think the casting of 16 indicates or confirm the renewal for Season 3 with 16 in it. It seems more like stunt casting, to round off RTD2 and kind of wrap up the NuWho era by bringing it full circle"

Shows still cancelled and Billie Piper is stunt casted into the role KEK

But I thought 15s series were already the soft reboot

The 16th Doctor.

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It's more that RTD knows Nu Who is ending (Disney aren't gonna renew), so he's brining in Billie Piper to be the 16th Doctor and end it all with a "full circle moment"

Dugga doo dugga doo
Dugga dugga dugga doo
Dugga doo dugga doo
Dugga dugga doo

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that sounds like overkill considering he just recently brought back tennant and donna

RTD isn't exactly known for his subtlety

The great british public are just done with Doctor Who, Russell. No amount of nostalgia is going to get them on board.

The Doctor takes the body of the woman he wanted to fug who he let an alternative version of himself fug?

They think this would make people want to see it?

Good day being a fan today I feel.

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What's the point if there's not gonna be any material with her?

Russell Tovey will be the 16th Doctor and the Master at the same time.

RTD ends the show with the Doctor turning into the woman he wanted to fuck?

ew
The Curator and later the 12th Doctor establishing that faces could reappear with meaning was fun, but the Doctor straight up taking on the appearance of someone that had deep romantic feelings for is intensely weird and creepy
Unless RTD intends to use it in some way as the setup for a personal conflict, as fanservice it would just look like the character is having a backslide or mid-lives crisis

He didn't want to fug Rose.

But anon, it's that character you saw in the show when the show was good*! That means the show is good again!

It was better with Capaldi.

THREE 60th anniversary specials

David Tennant has played THREE incarnations of the Doctor.

THREE different species in the Starbeast.

THREE different genders in the Starbeast.

THREE people who have been in the TARDIS are in the episode Wild Blue Yonder

The fates of THREE former companions are explored by the Toymaker ( "well thats alright then!" ).

THREE Stooky babies

the 14th Doctor is the THIRD Doctor Mel Bush has worked with.

The Three easter eggs go back to the specials at least. I wouldn't be surprised if there weren't some in RTD1 as well, he probably planned this out since he was a kid, like Sutek's return.

and the threefold deity of malice and mischief and misery

and standing on high is the mother and father and other of them all

he goes to the future and gets a magic space potion to make him younger. now played by that Dicky Attenborough fella, also from Brighton Rock.

But does this retcon away the Timeless Child
Or does it make it even stupider because that would mean three Time Lords aren't actually Time Lords

threefold deity of malice

the Master

and mischief

The Rani

and misery

The Doctor

The Doctor taking Rose’s face for all of 10 seconds as a cheap publicity stunt would make it even harder for someone to come along and resurrect the show in a few years’ time without a huge retcon (and that’s a good thing).

and i actually complained in the live thread during that Yorkshire episode: they'll gladly go for THOSE stereotypes, but not 'certain other' ones.

nowadays the buzzword is 'woke', i wish the 'anti-woke' guys would look at this way around. it's the BBC make the decision to avoid offence, while also saying offence things (just very selectively, e.g. Americans and religion/Christianity were fair game for a while).

It makes them ordinary, in a sense, born on a human slace station in the 216th century, experimented on by a future time-lord, sent through space and found bt tecteun, making timelords and regeneration a bootstrap paradox.
I unironically like it way more than "the doctor is a super special invincible god mystery baby from another universe!!!"

I know this arse.

They are all the Timeless Child.

Which means when the Master converted all the Timelords on Galifrey to cybermen, just to get back at the Doctor for being the Timeless Child it was all for nothing, as he was the Timeless Child too.

I actually like The Master and The Doctor being the same person. Makes a lot of sense and makes their rivalry way funnier. This also makes The Doctor's obsession with Earth humanity make way more sense, too.

Wouldn’t it make more sense just to have it fade to black mid regeneration and cue credits? Only reason to have a 10 second stunt cast regeneration would be to massage his ego, because it’d create a headache for anyone who wanted to resurrect the show in the future.

the doctor has alot of evil in them if they are both the master and the rani too this also makes the The Valeyard pretty weird too

So they fired Ncuti but shouldn't BBC be more mad at Davis?

Does the Rani's birgeneration theme have audible latin lyrics or is it just random chants? I cant tell

can't we just let Doctor Who die again and then maybe try again in 20 years?

That's whats happening next week.
The UNIT spin off will be cancelled lost media, too.

Why would they cancel the UNIT spin off?

No.

If Doctor Who is shelved theyre going to. There will be 0 interest and theyd rather get a tax write-off than take a huge loss.

Why not?

I can't believe you all missed this one

Doctor Who began in 1963

Also I went and CTRL+F'd the anniversary specials, nothing much except

the monsters in Wild Blue Yonder broke into the spaceship three years ago

What a waste of a companion

More like a waste of all the seed i shot into a tissue looking at Millie's Gibsons

Its still the most watched Science Fiction broadcast TV show in the world. It is the only sci-fi show the bbc (the BBC has a remit to at least cover all major genres in its yearly output, because of TV licence funding, it also covers the BBC for the fantasy genre too). It is the BBC's most profitable show and has been almost since the start of Nu Who. It is one of the most popular shows internationally with the difficult to reach under 30 age group.

Its not going anywhere because the Sun newspaper doesn't like it that Ncuti Gatwa didn't want to announce 12 points to Israel, because his family were genocided.

the BBC has a remit to at least cover all major genres in its yearly output, because of TV licence funding, it also covers the BBC for the fantasy genre too)

So where is the BBC porn?

Could have some good adventures with her running and bouncing down some space ship hallway. But nah

She looks like you put too much makeup on a pug.

Ncuti Gatwa is going to get the flush.
The fans hate him.
Disney hates him.
Russel T. Davies turned Doctor Who into woke rubbish.
This is the end.
Oh well.
Anyways...

It is the BBC's most profitable show

Don't Strictly spin-offs make more money?

Disney hates him.

When the fuck have disney ever cared about ratings?

The fans hate him.

Most of them don't.

Surely he meant most popular sci-fi show. Fucking Eastenders is more popular than this bullshit.

2023 Christmas special: Ruby started having bad luck three weeks ago

73 Yards: Ruby has been to Wales three times

S1 finale: Susan Triad launched Triad three years ago

I used to have a collection of Target novelizations. They got lost in the course of a military change of station move. But these days when I write prose, it still reads a lot like Terrance Dicks.

And Missy was far more entertaining than the Rani ever was.

Quite a few of their mini series have this. Ordinary People, for example, was basically softcore porn.

why does it have to be a specific franchise? why does it have to be a linear broadcast thing? the BBC does have set outputs for factual, entertainment etc. programming, but so what if it's not Doctor Who? there's a TON of science fiction series elsewhere, especially Netflix.

we could have an original series like Space 1999 or whatever it was called. Blake's 7. some comedy like Red Dwarf, or some similar but bad comedy like Hyperdrive. a teleplay series like Play for Tomorrow.

Doctor Who IS BBC's "science fiction division". we could just have original stories. miniseries, even. doesn't even have to be high-budget. teenagers can do impressive stuff with Blender or After Effects in their bedrooms! cosplay people do better than actual programmes/films.

Things came to a head during the recording of "The Horror of Fang Rock", and after that they got along much better. Nowadays if you listen to them on the Big Finish audio adventures, they're clearly having a grand old time making new adventures together.
Of course, Time does heal wounds, and I think even Lalla Ward has forgiven Tom by now.

They're pulling their funding. The distribution deal may also get the axe.

help me doctor, my eye is diseased

While I generally like the Moffat era, there were bits of it (and that was one of them) that were pure cheese.

why has he got a massive scar on his face

true. Most of them don't know it's still on.
Oh ho ho ho!

Not in terms of profit for the BBC.

Good luck selling the boring cocknees screech at each other show at a premium outside of the UK. Also where is all the Eastenders merch, hats and tshirts. Can't see Mattel making a Pat Butcher Barbie doll. The internationally touring Eastenders exhibition is conspicuous by its absence too.

wrong

Punishment from massa

Its not going anywhere because the Sun newspaper doesn't like it that Ncuti Gatwa didn't want to announce 12 points to Israel, because his family were genocided.

Is that what that was?

ELEVATED by Gomez.

cocky, overconfident villains seem to be a bit in vogue, though. i wish more of them ended with

"take it. go on, shoot. see? i kn-"

*bang*

makeup/photoshop guys forgot to remove it.

you can watch anything with Chris Morris now and spot his birth mark face. or see Robert Webb's Friar Tuck bald patch as early as Bruiser. not sure if it's a picture quality thing or they just do a genuinely good job at hiding 'imperfections'.
(look at your face/skin under one of those magnifying worklights some time.)

Man I'd prefer Rory's actor over the North girl

Gomez telling me to shoot, you say?

Rupert Grint should be the Doctor, so at least he can finally be ginger before they cancel the show.

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I hope he is NEVER a ginger.

Not in terms of profit for the BBC.

Source?

Racism is bad.

>Russell in the new DWM has teased "It takes some very unexpected turns... There are big surprises, from the Doctor and for the Doctor. Some of it shakes up the lore of Gallifrey. Some of it re-contextualises the Doctor, the Rani, and their relationship."

I can see it now.
The Doctor is the parent of all Time-Lords due to being the Timeless Child. Making the likes of future generations of Gallifreyan his children, like the Master, the Rani, etc etc.
The Rani then becomes the mother of Susan, allowing the Doctor to not have have children yet, but still have thanks to timey-wimey Timelord BS. Count as Susan's biological grandfather.

LAST CALL BEFORE I GO TO BED AND TORRENT THE EPISODE IN THE MORNING.
what are you final predictions? How will RTD Butcher the legacy of Doctor Who?

What NBA team's city has the highest number of violent rapists?

Proof of this?

The master and the rani are the doctor's mother and father.

ngl I forgot there's even a new episode soon
depressing state of affairs

the corsair makes a surprise cameo at the end
daring synthesis
VNA level dark

Reminder that even though Doctor Who will be gone until 2027, Disney are absolutely going to give the greenlight for another set of seasons.
You really think they're going to ditch control of one of the world's biggest franchises?

ROTTERDAM TWINS: Oh, my days. Can't breathe. Cannot breathe. Have you seen? He is amazing. He's made a new post. Oh, Lindy, Ricky September is so beautiful. My eyes. If I ever met him... He chose me. ..I would simply die. He loves me, Lindy.

LINDY: Oh, wow. Open Ricky September.

(This account is a star account, in the top 0.01 percent.)

LINDY: Oh, my goodness.

(Ricky's music - NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS! NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS! Ah yeah. - is interrupted by an Unsolicited Request.)

DOCTOR: You don't know me, but my name is the Doctor, and your life is in danger, okay? There are creatures out there in the real world that are monsters, and they are coming to get you. No. No, Lindy, don't!

DOT: Blocked.

(And back to Ricky's music channel.)
(NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS! NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS!)

regenerates into Rupert Grint

"I don't want to do this any more."

walks off, exit stage left

'DOCTOR WHO will NOT return.'

It hurts the 15th Doctor's feelings.

he has far too many of those.

i hope they stop writing him with so many feelings.

yeah men have feelings too! but this particular man is, well, an alien, you know? haha. THAT'S why he doesn't cry all the time, even tho it's fine if he did that :-) :-) :-)

Belinda is a bigeneration of Susan who had her memories altered

So much for it not being on iplayer.

What?

it's on iplayer now

Then share it

it's on iplayer

What the fuck is!?

think we're being rused. although i swear i've randomly watched Doctor Who on a Saturday morning, went to check /who/, and nobody is talking about the episode. i assumed at some point they just started uploading them 'on Saturday' at some random time, not as/after it was broadcast.

URL would be
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002cswr

anon if you're not a crazy rusemeister, yt-dlp that shit and upload it.

Yeah it drops at 8am UK time. That's just leas than 5 hours away.

New episodes go up at 8am on Saturday on Iplayer.
It's just the finale that isn't going on Disney+/Iplayer early because they want people to watch it live along with the cinema release

What is counted as the finale? Just the reality war or both episodes?