Here's your Hollywood Odyssey adaptation
You hyped, Anon Babble?
Here's your Hollywood Odyssey adaptation
Not really. I'll check it out when it comes to streaming
Nolan is a soulless hack who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near an Odyssey adaptation.
one of the most important literary works in the history of western civilization
adapted by the king of the midwits
Iliad>>>>>>>>>Odyssey
Isn't he supposed to be older?
Tom Slopland
Pass.
They want the pajeet audience
I hope they all arnt freshly shaved the entire time they are lost at sea.
Can holland even grow facial hair?
his fangirls would probably murder him if he does
How's this one going to shit on white people?
Aeneid>Iliad>>>>Metamorphoses>>>Odyssey
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE
I THOUGHT YOU PUT TEXT ON UNCHARTED
THE FUCKING NOLAN ODYSSEY MOVIE IS GOING TO HAVE FAGGOT FAGGOT "aka Tom Holland" IN IT
FUCKS SAKE
Isn't Zendaya in it?
I'm sure they will find a way, because it is immoral to paint white people as heroic or impressive these days.
It should have been Zack Snyder over Nolan.
generic grey pictures once again
Nolan has less personnality than a shoe
What's the opposite of hyped?
Zoomies brainwashed me and now I think he and Zendaya are beautiful.
Why isn't he black?
D R O P P E D
This is the most retarded photo ever taken
cast a manlet with broccoli haircut
Lol
That's historically accurate
Why would he want to look like a soilord?
I would bum Tom into oblivion
one of the most important literary works in the history of western civilization
This is literally a midwit opinion, as is taking ‘western civilization’ that seriously as a concept
t. manlet with a Broccoli haircut
You probably believe the bullshit about Ancient Greeks being fags when it was really just the corrupt elite.
i want to fugg him
How tall are the skeletons from that era?
You won't answer because you're wrong
It is though, midwit. One day you'll learn that being a contrarian just makes you look like a peevish pseud and everyone you thought you were impressing was really laughing at you.
i want to fugg you and him at the same time
It is one of the most important
Show me a picture of Odysseus with broccoli hair. You will answer because you have 4TB of gay porn parodies on your hard drive.
Most midwit take I’ve ever seen. Being a contrarian doesn’t make you seem like you know what you’re talking about by the way
Boom. I was correct.
Watch and learn, lurkers
Its one in a very long list, its importance isnt in how uniquely great the story is though its more historical context
this take is deeply midwit i feel
Boom. I was correct
No you weren't, fag. Odysseus was a fireplug and that guy is a scrawny twink, lol.
Why did they cast Holland as Homer? geez, what a bunch of retards
lol
Its one in a very long list
Not really. It's a foundation text of Western civ, pseud.
its importance isn't in how uniquely great the story is
Yeah it is. That's why it has been a framework continuously referenced by other texts throughout history.
Imagine trying to be a pseud, accidentally revealing you're just a plotfag, and still losing the argument. Holy shit you're embarrassing.
Yeah he should be considerably fatter, and hes supposed to have stubble, too
Contrarian pseud opinion. There’s more then 2000 years of the brightest minds in history attesting to the importance of Homer. There’s 50 years of underwater basket weaving feminists and “cultural critique” (I hate the west! Counterpoint: I loathe the west!) that says it’s overrated.
In short, fuck you.
Its one dude not the website, lol
I suspect Matt Damon will be clowned on for being a joke of an Odysseus when compared to Sean Bean, who was only a secondary character in Troy
Anyone hyped for the next Spidey movie?
Its continuously referenced throughout history because its old, also people imagine it being referenced because of similarities that are probably coincidental the story isnt that unique or interesting.
There’s more then 2000 years of the brightest minds in history attesting to the importance of Homer
Thats because its more than 2000 years old, dum dum. My goodness, you chuds are a chuckle!
50 years of underwater basket weaving feminists that say its overrated
You are like that retard Socrates, you know nothing. Hope you enjoy knowing Im a tenured professor living off your tax dollars, and im banging students btw.
You retard make Anon Babble pseuds look like the most virtous and smartest people to have ever existed.
Theres clearly some baiting ITT but I looked it up and apparently the Odysee was only translated to English in the 17th century, was it really being referenced and talked about a lot outside of greece before this time, can anyone give QRD?
the english ruling class barely even spoke english until around about then
Its continuously referenced throughout history because its old
Lots of texts are old and aren't continuously referenced, retard. Intertextuality, both intentional and unintentional, heavily goes by Homer (e.g. Joyce's Ulysses).
probably coincidental the story
Brainlet plotfag confirmed. Either read a book or shut up, moron. You're embarrassing yourself.
reading it in the original greek was part of a civilized man's education until recently.
genuinely pathetic. It’s sad to see the low brained try to elevate above their station.
read a book midwits