This kills the John Wick franchise

This kills the John Wick franchise.

what the fuck is this shit? that's gotta be the dumbest thing i've ever seen holy shit and i love the john wick movies

two women fighting

let's have them duke it out in a kitchen throwing kitchen stuff at each other

They made a comedy?

women are retarded

What’s the issue exactly?

God I hate women. They ruin literally everything.

Maybe this is that sloppy way they try to not be woke. They think we see pretty kitchen ladies fighty with plate, oolala.

Have (((they))) committed yet another DEI criminal offence? Does a dog even die in this shit?

this actually could have been pretty violent if they put some work in practical effects, instead of just using breakaway glass. real glass hits and cuts much harder than that

Funny scene. It's keeping with the slapstick comedy spirit of the previous films, you incel. Read Armond White's review of JW4

more creative premise for a scene than 80% of JW4

Not a single camera shot in JW4 is as static as this.

what in the fuck

not a bad thing

women assassins

fighting with plates in the kitchen

bit sexist innit?

Its boring

make a spin off installment of an IP where the lead is female

I have female fatigue

not an argument

Women fighting is always fun to watch.

Read Armond White's review of JW4

fuck off faggot

gives an example from a different film

ok retard still not an argument

its okay when our movie looks like boring lazy slop with static camera shots even though thats the one thing people dislike about action films since The Raid came out 14 years ago

strongly disagree

thats the one thing people dislike about action films since The Raid came out 14 years ago

prove it

too bad they hired the cameraman from Taken 2 of all people

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no one liked beekeeper

John Wick's Big Fat Greek Wedding

Kino

Colombiana is pretty bad too, this guy don't know how to shot a movie, I bet he was doing rap music videos before working in Pedowood

Women in the kitchen in any capacity

Nature is healing, albeit gradually.

It died when wick died. Now it's just an extended u finding representation engine. What about a gay Joe exotic themed assassin movie, what about a Muslim immigrant assassin movie. What about a neet gamer assassin movie
Etc

I think women belong in the kitchen and beaten. I approve.

it was never alive, it's fucking trash.

average lesbian argument

he aint dead, he has a cameo in this and john wick 5 is already confirmed

this is hilarious until you find out they're looking for a gun and then it's just a waste of time

This is what the average lesbian relationship is like every night.

Ah, that explains. I was here thinking "why not take the first piece and cut the other one's neck or something"

"why not take the first piece and cut the other one's neck or something"

they could have still done that instead of looking for the gun (she misses all the shots)

fun fact: colombiana started out as a sequel to Leon the Professional. They couldn't get herschlag interested so they just replace her with some random nigger

john wick 2 killed it years ago. it never needed to be a fucking franchise

correct. the assassin underworld only works in small glimpses. the more they reveal, the less sense it makes. by john wick 3, three of every four people on the street are seemingly assassins

Incorrect. Picrel did.

Ruthless comedic dry parody, while still being fun and kino.

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It's not bad but why dishes. It's actually smart if it's the closest thing you get in a kitchen. Keeps them busy while you try to think a better weapon.
BUT
You know
Women~dishes~kitchen
it's not exactly women empowering

God knows I'm still watching Ballerina

based
Nobody 2 will mog Ballerina

This suck but the flamethrower making very kino!

women do be doing dishes

this and the first Accountant movie are really good modern assassin-kino. john wick series blows ass, and the john wick pinball machine is gay too

Nobody was 100x better than Wick.

It was a comedy by the 3rd. That's when I stopped watching.

Rated R, but doesn't grab a piece of the broken plate and stab her with it. I honestly think they are making movies with these dumb scenes on purpose just so people can talk about it or laugh about it.

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