Alright, you guys were right.
These dudes are hilarious :)
Alright, you guys were right
No Ivan mocking Shane Gillis won't make me racist either.
No they aren't
You just dont vibe to 432 hz frequency is all
it's the funniest podcast, I didn't want to like it but credit where credit is due
Nobody here told you to watch it kike
I'm so bored with these faggots shilling this horrible faggotry. Nobody wants to watch them babble for a hour and give them the attention mommy and daddy clearly didn't.
they're heading back to the old test ways which is nice
War Mode
BASED
Why are you calling me Ivan :)
It's nice seems like Shane realized that he's peaked and has stopped to belittle Matt and the producers.
The face of the American "right wing" comedy is a guy who constantly praises niggers and niggercocks and wants to see niggers in every single country he goes abroad.
Bravo mutts!
after hearing Tom Segura namedropped twice this week irl I forced myself to sit through a cumulative hour of his podcasts.
no fucking wonder people think Shane is hilarious when extremely unfunny fucks like Segura or Bargatze somehow have our culture by the balls.
Matt's productions are enjoyable to listen to when he isn't letting guests monologue about their sociopathy for an hour and a half uninterrupted.
The entire old testament used to be uploaded to youtube but it was deleted very recently. Their new stuff sucks ass in comparison. Is there anywhere else I can listen to the old testament?
Matt was a mid-level drug trafficker up until disturbingly recently
I guess the statute of limitations has expired? He's not afraid to talk about it in detail.
It's a comedy podcast so even in the unlikely event that the cops tried to build a case, he could just say they were jokes. They'd have no other evidence against him
Could they really use it to convict someone when all of the stories are pretty much impossible to prove?
I get that they use it sometimes on niggers who brag and detail their murders in songs, but that shit leaves a corpse and goes around the "hood" and the gangs etc
If he just said it was all made up and he's playing a comedic character, how the fuck could they prove otherwise?
It's not like there's any evidence to back any of his stories up
mid-level drug trafficker
Not even close to mid-level lmao
I've moved more weight than anything he's talked about and I'd say I was never above low-level. Not even in my country, which is nowhere near the levels of the US
how do you become chill like matt? he's so chill
Conner O'Malley doesn't trounce all these fags?
He talked about that in the earliest episodes. He used to be the opposite of chill, and then he got into psychedelics
50-50 odds of either turning into a bodhisattva or the next ted kaczynski
Matt's whole shtick is being as open to all ideas as humanly possible. Not necessarily accepting of them, but fully open to taking a genuine look at any perspective. You either possess this openness or you don't.
Take a look at his older writings (if you can find them) and you'll see he's been this way ever since he first online.
since he was first online*
you either got it or you don't
youtube.com
lemonparty is alright but it's clear they are really bitter over being fucked over by other talentless guys in comedy
duude did you see my big black guys won the game! I would love to have gay sex with them
haha yeah I used to be scum that sold drugs despite coming from a relatively good background but I'm le spiritual chill guy now teehee
totally bro I fucking love beer and pro sports and interracial pornography!
Riveting stuff
this is the first piece of writing i could find
Fry your brain on drugs and get addicted to tranny porn
I thought you guys were joking but Shane Gillis actually never shuts up about how he thinks black men are sexually superior. Like it's not even a meme, it's half his comedy routine and he seems to get at least one comment like this in per podcast episode
I was a lot like how Matt describes himself as a youth, including coming from a big white trash family, being agressive and dealing drugs, but nowadays I'm leaning a lot more to the uncle Ted side of things
Is there nothing I can do to get at least a bit more chill? Or am I just destined to be bitter and anxious until I eventually an hero or die from liver failure?
so you see what I was saying then
Matt and Shane are shitty people propelled to fame by even more shitty people. Zero difference between them and the Kardashians. Don't worry about trying to be more similar to either of them.
I don't necessarily want to be like Matt (I could never have kids, especially black ones), but I would like to be able to turn my brain off more and chill out a little. For my own sake.
I don't do any of the crime shit or fight with people anymore, but it's all still swirling around in my brain even if I've got it under control enough not to take it out on others
I still hate the world and myself though. Not without reason, but I wish I could tune it out for a few minutes here and there
big white trash family
Wasn't Matt's dad a notable construction exec? Billy talked about going to private school.
Only guy who lived a blue collar lifestyle for years before making real money was Spud.
there's a schizo on here who thinks russians are trying to brainwash this one anon.
then again, this is chan so it's a fucken mental ward
Conner O'Malley - Tim Robinson comedy movie. Where IS IT?!
He got into that later when the younger kids were born, yeah. Though when Matt, Kevin and Tom were young he was drinking heavily and working as a garbage man
Having a "drinking trash dad" is a meme they talk about every now and then, including in one episode where Billy was a guest.
They specifically talk about how Billy was lucky to be born too late for that
Bill is the youngest, there are 2 sisters between him and the second youngest brother too
Kevin
What's his deal? I don't think he's ever appeared on any of their shows. Tom is like Matt except he has his shit together and can put together what's going on in the world
Matt's dad
Also spuds dad
From what I know Kevin went to work at the concrete pit that their dad and uncles first bought, before they got the construction shit going, and he just kept at that and now has his own small company or something
He's not into the podcasting shit at least, I know that much
Tom is like Matt except he has his shit together and can put together what's going on in the world
Really? From all the episodes I've listened to Tom seems like the dumber, more hippie-ish version of Matt, not the other way around
Though I agree that those two are the ones who are most alike out of all the siblings
Among their cousins (the ones who are mentioned a lot at least) Pat seems a lot like Kevin, while Ajax seems more like Matt and Tom
Is Matts dad a cucketteer or does everyone know spud is his?
how have they been fucked over?
They were up for some podcast award and were taken out of the running by Brett Gelman's machinations
Also Tim Dillon clearly got Ben to sign some NDA
the resemblance is striking
What if I hurt?
Cumtown and MSSP are the only funny podcasts. The rest are insufferable, 99% of comedians are fart sniffing retards
For me, it's Joy Tactics.
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