Pitch your Star Wars film or series...

Pitch your Star Wars film or series. Just don’t share your good ideas in case Disney interns are mining for ideas to “borrow”.

reversed Andor

rebel alliance is now the new republic and mogged the empire into oblivion

only remnants left are warlords, delusional old men who think they’re in a temporary downturn, war criminals who can’t surrender, and the true believers

no palpatine contingency fuckery, just a battle of egos among the different imperial factions

the smarter factions are adopting guerilla hit-and-run tactics against the republic which has to contend with the burdensome task of ruling and consolidating the galaxy

some factions forging alliances with the criminal underworld

others infiltrated by republic agents

barely show the republic point of view similar to how sopranos barely ever showed the fbi

in the end, they fail to restore the empire due to their infighting spiraling out of control

mogged

t. got mogged

sounds boring as all fuck
where the fucking jedis doing backflips and shit?

A gonk droid that runs away and doesnt want to do boring tasks anymore, he wants to get gonked with a female gonk droid and live a life of adventure and meaning.

something set during the republic that’s strictly a story of jedi wandering the galaxy as peacekeeper monks

settling disputes in far-flung systems

investigating corruption in the senate

jedi crime scene analysis and witness interviews

fighting pirates and smugglers and gangsters

focus primarily on one master and padawan, show their full journey to knighthood

some heartwarming epilogue of the padawan now a master with their own padawan, saying goodbye to their old master on his deathbed

no fucking sith for the love of god just tell a different story for once

Miniseries about Moff Jerjerrod and the construction of DSII. He always felt like a guy just trying to keep his head down and do his job. Not a flashy personality chasing glory like Krennic or the Emperor’s right hand like Tarkin. Have everyone breathing down his neck while he does his best to scrape by. Have him not be in on Palpatine’s trap so he shits his pants when the Bothans steal the plans. Give him a little bit of a conscience about the idea that he’s building and commanding a doomsday weapon and potentially a ticking time bomb judging by the previous one.

The origin of Jar Jar

Battlestar Galactica/Homeworld series with Alderaanian survivors

first episode's about a bunch of asteroid miners/traders banning together against Imperial mopup operation in Alderaan system

after decimating the imps by towing shitload of asteroids and space gorilla warfare, not!Adama gathers a fleet of refugees and flee the system

hunted by the empire, our ragtag flotilla slowly gathers strength while running through uncharted space

filler episodes about lost world of the day or haunted derelicts and occasional skirmish with the imps

eventually makes contact with the rebel alliance

by that point they've become more a jury-rigged war fleet than a bunch of frightened civies

series then become spacebattle kino as they are unleashed upon the empire

runs through multiple key battles as the rebellion has reached full swing in the core worlds

series ends with defeat of the empire, and New Alderaan being founded from one of the worlds they found along their journey

If the finger was actually improvised, why did they Dedra actress play along and didn't just stand up and complain that he must not have read the script like a pro?

A Solo prequel that explores how L337 fucks human men
Which she canonically does, the movie included a bit of dialogue where she confirmed it but refused to elaborate on the physics of it

I demand to know the physics of it. What do squishy organic males experience in her durasteel embrace?

band of brothers but 501st

set 25 years after episode 9

after the first order has been eliminated and the emperor has been killed

the second order has now taken over the galaxy with Darth Flatulus at the helm

little does Flatulus know that the Emperor did NOT in fact die 25 years ago

the Emperor has been secretly building a new and even bigger Death Star called the Doombringa 3092

the only hope for the galaxy is Jedi Knight Like and Subscribus who discover the secret codes to Doombringa

it blows up and the galaxy is once again saved

How about actual and literal star wars. Like a sun battling the empire of 9999999 quadrillion lions. Since it has to be wars in plural, make it fight the same amount of cows in the second part of the movie.

That’s just two hours of the universes death by lion

This is a good idea. I'd watch this. It's a shame that once Disney steal it, they'll put him into a gay relationship and have half the episode be graphic anal sex scenes.

Reversed Andor would probably work with the formation of the First Order rising from the failures of the New Republic

Asoka's sex life between episodes 3 and 4

Some anon pitched an in-universe TV show like Top Gear. So it'd be episodes of a couple of humans and an alien who are friends going around the universe doing fun challenges and meeting interesting people and going to interesting places. It'd be a good way to do a comedy within the SW universe

kino

She has a compartment

Blue collar workers and maintenance crew who work on the second death star days before some assholes blow it up unbeknownst to them.

wtf

And it shows them working hard to feed their families, one guy is looking forward to his daughters birthday, some are carers for disabled parents, one dude is going to propose to his childhood sweetheart,
Then BAM

Here's my pitch: We kill Star Wars and bury it

Lesbian prison movie starring Dedra.

some youngling not killed by rageakin escapes and takes some of the jedi scrolls with him. he dedicates his life to the study of the scrolls and revenge. he falls to the dark side and ends up a sith taking revenge on all siths successively killing anyone that gets in his way until he gets to vader. he does. but vader kills him.

Imagine all the abuse she would get when they figure out who she is.

High Republic:

basically The Acolyte season 1/2 redo;

is mostly an intrigue show about how fucking retarded/self absorbed the jedi order became, how their isolation and the various social and political pressures of the 'high republic' contributed to this; and how it left them unable to cope with the events of the PT;

OLD REPUBLIC/PRE-REPUBLIC

no blasters; but machineguns;

lightsabers are the kind with a power pack,

ships are clearly more primitive in the manner in which they look, they function, etc.

emphasis is on how alien these things are;

droids are basically server farms attached to drones

either way:

emphasis on there being many force traditions;

retconning borders so there's more room to expand "geopolitics" for future installments (retconning the sequels and even a bit of the supplementary OT (bending the wording of the OT films);

the whole point being that there's a big universe and it's not necessarily directly connected;

also Filoni isn't allowed to touch these things because he'll screw it up by making everyone related for some fucking reason when the point is I want the relations to be so distant as to basically not exist, and whatever relations that do exist are not necessarily "positive" (see abrahamic faiths)...

series about Jedi

can be High Republic, Old Republic, Imperial Era

lightsabers force powers and action yes

but

introspective and meditative, emphasis on Jedi being monastic and zen, and responsible with their powers

young jedi forced to confront his own darkness and doubts

actually lean into the Joseph Campbell and Carl Jung influences

forced to confront difficult moral dilemmas

meditations on The Force not just as powers but how it manifests through thoughts and actions

similar to Ged from Earthsea (minus leguin's feminist and leftoid jabs)

who am I kidding I'm just describing Star Wars Earthsea

retcon the entire sequel trilogy;
Ahsoka goes back and time and dies when she should've and the emperor is prevented from "somehow" returning and there's no fucking first order super-death-star I can't even bother to remember what it's called;

Alt-Rey is not a Palpatine; because thats stupid; she's a force-user still in the new timeline but she's also a nobody who's parents died from plague fleeing the core worlds riots in the wake of imperial authority collapse and the release of bioagents the emperor had as his "fuck you"
going away present.

because the emperor should be the only one who really gets to have fun in the star wars cannon other than like some of the weirder gulp shittos.

he's literally an evil space wizard;

the tone and political intrigue of films set during the empire should be "the emperor is just the head of a system and would be replaced with another figurehead representing the same corrupt values.. he isn't an evil space wizard..." (and then basically reveal he is an evil space wizard and moreover the only reason the empire, which is a purposefully mismanaged shitshow

(because that's a petty evil in itself, palpatine gets hard when you wait in line and the DMV for hours only to be missing some stupid bit of paperwork and have to come back another day)

)

wasn't that already done in the OB1 show with the black girl?

which is a purposefully mismanaged shitshow..

... that only palpatine can hold together;

5 years before Phantom Menace, comfy little adventures with Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan

not 4 hours of Depa Billaba being facefucked by yoda's monster cock;

rimming plo koon

Kind of a sequel show to Andor/Rogue One:

set between ESB and ROTJ

Show about rebel bothans building up to stealing the Death Star II plans

The opposing perspective are the geonosian contractors building Death Star II

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I was going to suggest "order 66 padwan guro/snuff loli rape fest" but that's a tired idea.

instead:

buckbreaking clones

The first order

A series about the first order as a Spartan aristocracy or a group of crusading knights living in the unknown region.
They are pure, noble and spiritual. They are the empire without the dead weight.

would honestly be comfy..

should've been made in like 1998 or 2000;

Acolyte but it's about a self-made sith, embracing the dark side, studying holocrons and raiding Jedi/sith tombs to defeat evil dark jedi turned faction leader. Quest for revenge but also cool samurai philosophy.

Animated EU with Luke's adventures.

KotOR2 with each arc being in a whole different mood.
Peragus as a horror vibes, Nar Shaddaa cyberpunk crime vibes, Korriban with OT vibes mixed with Republic era flashbacks. Dantooine with nostalgia and drama, Onderon like some epic whackass flash Gordon adventure.

TV show about a sith reject intelligence guy serving a sith mommy as a spymaster during the old Republic era. Feels like Sith Warrior and imperial agent from SWTOR. Romance, twists and lots of treason.

Columbo but he's a secret Jedi following the will of the force.

An actual ST but it's all animation films and it's good.

Sopranos but about Hutts in Nal Hutta/Nar Shaddaa/Hutt space whatever

I don't get it. Is he using the force on her?

he does a mind trick stun on her, he mouths "I'm one with the Force and the Force is with me" if you look carefully

Even from day one, the best parts of Star Wars were always directly ripped off better movies and repackaging them in a new aesthetic.

The first two acts of A New Hope were stolen from the Hidden Fortress, and the third act was taken from The Dam Busters.

Most of the good parts of Andor consist of a mashup of the Battle of Algiers and various La Carre novels.

Luke Skywalker comes out of the screen like The Ring and kills the Lucasfilm story group

Podracing movie

pluckly young racer inspired by the legend of "little annie" builds his own podracer to compete in the Boonta Eve. Keeps racing by going to different planets and facing different racers. No Empire, no rebels, no lightsaber. Just seeing normal people taking a break from politics to enjoy the races.

Ford vs Ferrari but with podracers.

I don't know about the details, but

it has to happen a long time before the OT or a long time after ST

some new external threat a la Vong or Abeloth or whatever

jedi/sith MCs have to work together to defeat it

I want to see the Empire as the good guys and the Rebels as evil.
Make that subversive story work.

Palpatine and Plagueis.
Straight up copy scenes from the book. Just a couple of episodes of scheming, plotting and the big forehead guy dropping obscure, mystical lore.

A small crew of renegades (an old experienced pilot-mechanic-dealer, a cute sexy tsundere alien Jedi, a Anon Babble Mando and a small droid with attachable powerarmor) doing robbery/bount hunt/ilegal transport around the galaxy, while fucking pirates, Imps, criminals and making fun of the dumb New Republic, just to make a living.

Ship: YT-1930 with an A-Wing, an Interceptor and a small speeder.

Lesbian prison movie starring Dedra.

Basically ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK in space?
Kek.

Dexter Jettster's Diner Anthology Series

A proper story about clones rebelling against the Empire (So no, Filoni's series about his special clone OCs called the Bad Batch does not count).
The guys whose only claim to individuality is the ink on their skin, the way they style their hair and the things they scrawl on their armor. Nearly all of them cast aside, at best to live out their days destitute and homeless or to suffer in various imperial science projects (Dark Troopers). They lived their lives as slaves and now they're nothing, trod upon by the totalitarian system they helped put in place.

I don't want any more Star Wars ever again. Being a Star Wars fan in current year is embarrassing. The Disney slop outweighs the old good stuff to a point where the brand is associated with Disney shit and kino is a distant memory. That means the brand is poisoned and can never be good again.