Boomer wish fulfillment
Boomer wish fulfillment
better than nuWick
Am I supposed to know what this fucking movie is about??
The title and poster tell me nothing.
Trying desperately to make Bob Odenkirk (Saul) the next Jon Wick before he dies so his agents can still milk him dry
I'm guessing something like:
Old man runs around killing young people (and that's a good thing!)
Old man is proxy for audience
Young people are proxies for the audience's own children
This is true but it’s also fun and Bob odenkirk suffered a heart attack and the training he did for this saved his life.
Christopher Lloyd manages to kill a bunch of mobsters while slowly stumbling around like he's drunk and confused
what if we took the chinatown knife fight from John Wick 3 and made it slower and more pathetic
There's nothing wrong with baby boomers or that movie. Why is this a thread?
It's funny that without a hint of shame or embarrassment, you're pretending you don't know what the movie is and that you're proud of that. Do other young retards respond to that flippancy and ignorance with respect?
You type like a bitch.
I don't get why this movie was made.
It's exactly the same premise as John Wick. And John Wick was trash to begin with. And both are made by the same guy so it's not like someone else was having some different take on the first movie's concept. He just copied and pasted his own movie.
Nobody is actually closer to what John Wick was meant to be. Wick was originally supposed to be in his 60s.
You've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.
Whatever, faggot.
My dick doesnt work, not much hair left, I piss 5 times a night, I cant figure out half the shit on my phone, BUT I CAN STILL BE BATMAN!!!!
haha BTFO faggot
This is a fucking joke, right?
100% this.
Bob Odenkirk=soul
Keanu Reeves=boring retard
The main character in this actually has a personality whereas John Wick is held back by the charisma vacuum that is Reeves.
BTFO
How? All you did was screech like a bitch.
boomer wish fulfillment=box office suicide
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smashing a plate on someone's head is the best option so you have to get on the ground and look for intact plates
yep, but he could probably kick your fat zoomer ass anon.
2 looks better
Nobody ruins his vacation
funniest tagline for a movie ever with its double meaning
its john wick core, a modern subset of action movies that blew up around the time of John Wick 1/2
equalizer is another one, some action franchises turned into john wick core after it became popularized even if theyd been running longer
It's nothing like that film though
boomers wish they were secret agents
zoomers wish they were women
They're the same movie.
Random nobody gets harassed
Turns out he is actually a hyper-competent legendary navy seal mob fixer ghost of kiev kill bill assassin whatever and now he's back and kicking ass
Because it’s getting a sequel.
Don’t look up the rest of his work.
I'm a nobody baby so why don't you kill me
Chud too stupid to understand it was deconstructionist dry comedy and parody of the genre, intentionally rediculous.
One of the most embarrassing movie genres out there
This was good though.
Yeah, but I don't hate this guy for ruining a video game. So it's better when slop wick
this was a fun flick. it doesn't take itself that seriously.
this was the read I got from it too.
did someone say boomer wish fullfilment?
"I will find you"