June 29. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
June 29. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long...
How about no
That seems like an easy routine.
50 pullups easy?
5 sets of 10. People workout, anon
It is not easy, I can only do 8x3
Oh my god, 10 sets of 5, or 5 sets of 10!!! The Horror! Will literally take maximum ten minutes to complete daily.
Anon, you'll never be literally him at this rate
pullups start from a dead hang. most people cant do 1. 10 is gymnast tier
buddy, even slightly-better-than-average climbers aren't doing 5x10 in a timely manner. 10x5 sure, but they're absolutely not finishing 5x10 with say 2 minutes rest/set
These guys have never done a pft, they don’t know about
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I've done this plus deadlifts plus bent over rows. Plus biceps curls
cool, I can do 22 consecutive / +70%bw 1rm. don't know why you thought deadlifts or bicep curls would somehow make the pullups sets more impressive but keep on lifting on anyway
rules of Anon Babble are global. if you wanna talk shit you need to post pics of body. anyone can say they do 1000 pullups every morning, especially women and homosexuals.
namefag posts ZERO proofs
lmao
Yeesh. Calm down, fattie
wgats going on with that cans of coke? and why is he burning his hand ?
i think we can all agree that 50 pullups and 50 pushups is not balanced. was that intentional? part of his delusions?
50 pushups is nothing when you look like this. 50 pullups would still take some effort
He’s super scrawny. Pull-ups become proportionally more difficult the more you weigh
the coke is in the 6pack plastic hanging where you can see it because coke paid for it.
hes burning his had because its badass and he wants to be a badass
im not going to do the math but the leverage makes it obvious. deniro lifting 130lbs with pullups. maybe pushing up 70lbs. something like 250push and 50pull would make more sense
this used to be considered jacked
yes, in a pullup, you're pulling your entire body weight. in a pushup, you're only pushing 50-70% of your bodyweight depending on form / variation / body proportions.
Do push ups even do anything? I always neglect them because I feel like they don't
He didn't really need to do any of this stuff, as he had firearms
I agree his routine is a little unbalanced but it’s not a ridiculous number of pull-ups given his body weight and physique. I used to be able to do pull-ups …
This is the year. 2020/21/22/23/24 I was just pretending but this year is for real
When i was younger and doing (indoor) rock climbing, i could do 30 clean pullups in one go.
Now i can only 12.
I hate when people who have no idea what they're talking about write shit like
50 pushups, 50 pullups
Tell me you're a skelly or obese retard without telling me your a skelly or obese retard. This is literally dumber than the one punch man routine. And I don't mean dumb in the sense that it's a bad routine - it's fine I guess? It'll keep you active.
It's just that it's what a fat/weak person would think a strong person does. The idea that 1 pullup = 1 pushup tells me you've never done one of either.
God, it's like the john wick sommelier scene where he's asking for recommendations for all the guns and the dude gives him like the absolute most bog standard 3-gun setup imaginable so the scenario falls completely flat. Like imagine a fancy wine restaurant and the white gloves waiter is like
ah, yes, I think that dish is a perfect match for the grocery store boxed wine
June 29. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
Except its coming from this guy who's skinnyfat and been sitting on his ass for years who hasn't a clue what constitutes a normal routine because he's just decided to turn things around.
There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body.
Should also look into mold remediation
He's a vietnam vet, he should be at least a little familiar with PT. But Travis is a retard, so that might explain why it would be in character.
I'm turning 30 this year and haven't even kissed a girl and really have to turn things around...
You've gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined your body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of your body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
The scrennwriter can't do a single pushup or pullup and just picked 50 out of his ass.
Depends on your weight and level of fitness but plenty of people have gotten good results from pushups.
Most men should be able to do 20 push ups in a row lmao you'd have to be a fucked tub of shit not to. I used to be able to do 60 in a row
Can you do 20 pullups in a row? Or 60 even?
boasts that his peak was only 3 times the bare minimum
Lmao
You're a weakling and you always were
i dont do pushups because they hurt my wrist
just bench press
im burning myself because I think my skin will build up a tolerance to flame
lol
I got prescribed TRT by my doctor, 2 weeks in and I'm already feeling much better, its called Testogel and is very easy to use.
ancient tibetan monk practice
"lol its dumb cuz it sounds dumb"
You are such a mongoloid
Not in a row not close
I don't care I'm not an insecure gym fag lmao
You're not very nice
You can do it anon. Look at the many abominations that have turned it around. You have no excuse to be weaker than them
It's not a question about being weaker, it's entirely dependent on the desperation of the woman.
t. 30 year old Wizard
Mr. Wizard, does the horniness ever go away? Surely I won't be a virgin in my late 30s and constantly horny....
Hard to say since I've recently started TRT, I'm still jacking it a few times per week.
The added testosterone is totally worth it.
Are you actually Craig T. Nelson, namefag-kun?
Don't indulge them
But imagine after all these years it was actually him
He kinda writes the way he speaks