Is this a good sign for the new Tomb Radier?

Is this a good sign for the new Tomb Radier?

can i raid her tomb?

Looks like she got a gym membership, now she just needs the breast implants

How many tomb raider flops is enough?

tattoos

dropped

looks like she got ripped from lifting glasses of wine. I have a hard time seeing sophie turner as athletic and badass which the character requires but maybe she can pull it off with Hollywood trickery.

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Can we all admit that this is basically the perfect male body? All I want is long 80s metal hair with bulging biceps, a 6 pack with that lean midsection to treasure trail that begs a woman or man to suck my dick and those fucking PERFECT Lats.

This is basically 90s Brad Pitt seriously.

Isn't that Salsa from Harry Potters?

I don't understand why Hollywood people are so in love with TR. They were OK games, but not something great, especially story- and universe-wise; there were plenty better games, like the original Fallout games, or Arcanum had a rather fun universe, or VTMB could be a season of good TV show on its own, or Knights of the Old Republic could've been a much better Star Wars movie than prequels and sequels, or like every LucasArts point'n'click adventure was essentially a good interactive cartoon, or some of the Sierra games, or The Longest Journey, or Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver. Are they ever played videogames in Hollywood? Aside from Pacman, Mario and Donkey Kong, of course.

No

Fucking grim

That's because Tomb Raider was the hot girl with big breasts so they want to dab on the nerds by getting flatties to play Lara Croft.

her

yeah holding a bottle of booze up like its an oscar is just not classy.

Losing money to own the chuds has been going wonderful so far.

is this not the game of thrones bitch?

But it is no longer holds such importance for nerds the way it was in 90s. If you want to do a videogame adaptation with some likeable grill in it to attract the sweaty nerd masses, then do something like BioShock Infinite, I remember people completely salivating over Elizabeth.

that tomb is haunted

ANAVAR BE HITTIN

borderline retarded

still makes more money than any man who is good at his job.

it really amazes me how easy life is for women, and then some of them complain about it being difficult and demanding even more priviledges.

Hot. If you know you know.

Oh look. A chud thread.

This girl gets buff to play Lara and you still complain. Can never be quenched

And the last one was btfo by Dora the Explorer ffs.

But Sofie turner is hot , thin and white making her an odd choice to own the chuds.

She has literally zero lats. That's an untrained body's midsection connecting to the underarm. No definition, no strength, it can't be any weaker. She's leaning back to show her abs at an angle and putting up her arm, wow. Couldn't even do a single pullup.

I think she’s hot as fuck

Pure peak male performance on the left, absolute unit.

Women can be silly like that. Went to the gym with this girl once: almost a decade of gym going experience since she was a teenager, almost never missed a workout day, incredible legs, very nice abs and completely untrained arms.

She doesn't have the right type of British face to play Lara Croft. Someone playing Lara Croft needs a upper class British person face, Sophie Turner has a council estate face not an upper class face. These are upper class faces:

Keira Knightley
Daisy Ridley
Emma Watson
Keeley Hawes
Emily Blunt
Lena Headey
Hayley Atwell
Susanna Reid
Anna Friel
Felicity Jones
Emily Mortimer
Sophie Rundle
Holly Earl
Natascha McElhone
Susannah Fielding

take another one

take another one

one more

one more

just one more

hold on let me shade my abs a little more

just one more

one more

my hair isnt right

one more

another one

need a little more bottom boob

another one

one more

come on, just one more

i dont like ciroc

one more

please

youre being so annoying

why are you always like this?

its just one photo

one more

another one

just one more

perfect

you would rather kill yourself

Emily Blunt and Lena Headey can actually pull off the "sexy female Indiana Jones" type of character.

how is making lara look like a man good?

i will never forgive her for what she did to joe jonas

I don't even mean them specifically. I was just using them as examples of what an upper class british face looks like. I doesnt have to be any of them. But they should get a zoomer actress who has that type of upper class face like they have.

it really amazes me how easy life is for women

It's easy for those who choose the easy path. But if you're for some reason can't or won't, then you usually need to be consistently better than an average man in your trade in order to be considered just competent.

if they want to make billions of dollars on tomb raider they need to cast someone relatively new and lock that cunt in for 60 years. like they should have with

Zoomer actresses won't have the necessary gravitas needed to pull off Lara Croft character. They wouldn't come off as believable in that role.

Nobody's stopping you from selling feet and bussy pics to gay men on OF.

Nobody can do it better.

Athletic and strong, short hair , mannish face, yass queen lesiban. Perfect tomb raider.

Enji is a gift from the universe
Seethe more. You could also put on really tight spandex shorts and sell the content online

do we still have to keep pretending she's a good mother and not an alcoholic

Explain what's wrong with tattoos without sounding like a boomer

get divorced in your 20s

go varbie

many such cases

I know. I agree. I was just using those women as examples of what a posh British face looks like. I don't know any zoomer actresses.

Too omnipresent these days and a marker of faux uniqueness.

"sexy female Indiana Jones"

shes not female indiana jones. all you dumb fucking subhuman retards should be culled..dumb motherfuckers that dont even have any awareness about the things they talk about, and yet brazenly talk about them and get validation by equally ignorant retards who are attracted by ignorance and retardation.

dumb motherfucker, i dont even know why these stupid IPs are allowed assimilation into the retarded mainstream to be "interpreted" and adapted in a way that allows subhuman retards like this who produce this surface level of thought to consume it.

Possibly true. They probably shouldn't go older than like early 30s though so the only one from that list young enough would be Daisy Ridley. Most of the rest of them are way too old really. Lena Headey in her 50s and Emily Blunt is in her 40s.

Most women have the same mindset as Sophie Turner and just suppress it or whatever. My mother is in her 60s and still watches those retarded tv shows were sluts go on holidays to spain and fuck chads and get drunk and take drugs and so on.

they look like shit
it's not some kind of moral opposition

What? The game Tomb Raider was supposed to be an Indiana Jones knock-off. They changed the sex of the protagonist to make it more distinct. It's like Warcraft starting as a Warhammer copycat.

Only blacks and woman say this

They're an illustrative medium. That's like saying "paintings look like shit" or "sculptures look like shit." Unless you're trying to say they inherently all look like shit, in which case, you sound like a boomer.

You decide which looks better

that's all well and good
i prefer clean skin

based. when will the tattoo meme end?

Left: keep it
Right: need it

Half of them are fucking old by now

They're both hot. If you wouldn't fuck the left one, you're literally a homosexual and I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

Did a bit of blue collar factory work in my life, saw a fair share of women in that place. For a woman to be treated seriously in this kind of environment not only she has to be a bit better than her male counterpart, but actually has to prove it in her day to day job until she has a reputation, she also has to have a certain character type, like have a relatively thick skin and "be "a good sport" overall; while for someone like me criteria were "don't fuck it up" and "don't be a complete ass".

Tattoos are the epitome of trashyness. No, you are not unique or interesting, every asshole has tattoos now. The random placement sketch book tattoos like this dumb bitch has are the worst.

Built for BBC.

Answer the question

yes I know. the point was to just use them as examples to explain what a upper class british face looks like. I dont mean to use them specially to play Lara. I don't know any zoomers. It should be a zoomer with a similar facial aesthetic to those women I listed.

Everyone forgets she was ugly as fuck recently. You can't blame pregnancy on this.

That's because she couldn't drink and the baby was sapping her life force because she was definitely eating like shit to not get fat

Is this a good sign

No. Missed opportunity again. Should have been Millie and set it in the late 90's. Copy the original games frame by frame.

Lmao are you 70?

she was never ugly she was wearing ghoulish make up for a costume party.