THEY SWIM NOW?

THEY SWIM NOW?

Sir, that is wading.

posting excellent dino swimmers

I hope one of the characters are smart enough to use a knife to pop the end of the raft and cause it to speed up rapidly thereby.

What animals can’t swim? Anyone saying a dinosaur couldn’t swim are retarded. I bet my soul every one of them could swim.

They should just do the Owen Thunderguns “Hand Thing”. That’s like a Jedi mind trick for dinosaurs.

Holy Jebus
Yep, I soiled my pants
On my way to post this on r/Dinothalassophobia

it swims now plebbitor

Wading is still more than most of """them""" can do. They'll drown in a literal puddle and blame whipipo raysisum with their last gasps of air, rather than just stand the fuck up.

Most animals swim.

apparently it was in the novel. which means the game boy game was inspired by the novel, and thats crazy man

Nice, they finally adapted the scene from the book. Too bad it's in an ugly shitty movie I won't ever watch.

realistically a massive creature with two legs would not enter water like that where it can't see the bottom and easily break a leg. Every large four legged creature are terrified of it for good reason

What the fuck flew over them?

What is the water is clear

What animals can’t swim?

A vast chunk of them? Our closest relatives at their best can doggy paddle but its still risky and if they're fully submerged its over.

bats

Me when I see booba

the fuck are you talking about, elephants swim all the time

Name a reptile that can't swim

a true child of the dinosaurs :^)

gorilla cant swim

look straight into a silverback's face and tell me what you see

no impulse control

Why are we still pretending like we haven't found the missing link?

Watch more David Attenborough.

What anon said. And hippos do they same and run through the water instead of swimming

demented tranny mental illness

Apes can swim they just don’t like to. A vast chunk of them. Name 1 thing that can’t swim (besides picrel).
LITERALLY ANY animal can swim, besides tortoises.

nope try again

Bugs gg no re

YOURE FORGETTING BLACKS

even ants can tread water, I’ve seen spiders swim up my toilet bowl after being flushed

koalas?

nope try again

floating is swimming

OK

Did your little tendie game have a big ass photorealistic T-rex head attacking you in it?
don't think so.

Sega does what Nintendont

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In His Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

I remember never making it past that boat section. fucking t-rex kept eating me.

Blacks

Spino wannabe

A pelly can

Post the bonk webm please

skill issue, gas/flash bomb the T-Rex

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its actually crazy how much worse cgi has gotten over the last 30 years

Chimps aren't that big.

Gatorland?

BONK!

That's because all the chimps you saw in movies were juveniles. An adult chimp can rip your arms off and are way more difficult to tame, go figure.

nooooooo not the shovel aaaaaahh help me

kek why are crocs such pussies

Aaaaa he’s so happy…

This will never not be funny

nigger.

Animals with feathers don’t tend to swim.

Its just that they use it out front more. Doing a shot like in OP's screen grab during the time of the original movie would have looked like turbo ass, but that's because the shot is 95% CGI in broad daylight. They would have done it with as little cgi as possible at night in the rain with very directional lighting like the T-rex scene in the original. All that costs a lot of money, its much cheaper to give a chinese intern a few extra peanuts and have a full CGI scene that looks "good enough", but it really just activates that uncanny valley part of your brain.

That’s why I said bugs plural nigggy

...Bruh.

where can I apply for this job? I have a degree in history from Harvard.

Where are the feathers?

Imagine a T-rex actually swimming..... waving his little hands around in the water hahaha

how do you fags manage to find gifs/webms for everything

OH N-

This is the worst possible example of a feathered animal swimming.

Yet, the birb appears to be swimming.

now

Since JP3 if not before

Spinosaurus was like a humongous t rex- crocodile crossover

It swam in the book.

an heron

XD

Why don't they sneak behind him?

damn

based thot patroller

I could easily kill a chimp with my bare hands, I'm just saying. One swift punch to the head and it's lights out, then I'd kick him in the balls and just stomp on the fucker until it's gone

swimming

This looks like the gargoyle gremlin trying to escape the wet cement

dinos have feathers

redditors are never not funny

That's what makes it so funny.
He could have easily posted a duck or a penguin, but he went for the most ridiculous example possible.

This thread tells you everything you need to know about the posters on Anon Babble. They're all fucking zoomers. Not one of you read the books.
Not a single, "oh cool an homage to the rafter scene".
You're all children. Enjoy getting beheaded.

Thank you appreciating my humor. It's becoming kinda scarce these days.

It's a gift