Fantasize about murdering a person over sushi. Fantasize about murdering two

Fantasize about murdering a person over sushi. Fantasize about murdering two.

His chef buddy probably didn't give a single fuck.

Let a negroni shoot his cream sauce into your coffee you Mumford & Son motherfucker.

Wasabi sucks. When I dine in sushi restaurants I always bring my own Frank's Red Hot Sauce with me.

Get Jiro: Blood and Sushi

This can't be real.

Check in on your assrape nightmares.
Check in on yourself.

just wanted to post this kek
it wasn't supposed to be a documentary...

Came here to post this. Reddit fags like Bourdain are insufferable. They paid for the food let them eat it however they wish

THE KITCHEN

My girlfriend and I both do this with our wasabi, its delicious

eat 1000s of COMPED sushi

fantasize about killing people

commit the largest shooting in US history

never get mentioned again by the same anti gun people who will never stop complaining about “school shootings” that killed 2 people

non-native-English-speaking users

You sure like using hyphens.

did the director really think this was badass?

Billions, three good seasons then sorta fades out after that

Bloodthirsty fucking Jew.

based on a true story

This event happened in his head.

not being able to tell when something is suppoosed to be humorous is a sign of autism

Reminder that this dude's brother came out and said there was absolutely no way he could've done it and then he magically got busted with a physically impossible amount of CP so the state could shut him up until everything could fall out of the news cycle.

qrd? What shooting is related to Bourdain?

So you can't put Wasabi and zoi sauce on your sushi at the same time? That's perfectly fine in Japanese dining etiquette.

Anthony was being a douchbag

I don't take life advice from someone who killed themself

no, the character in the show is supposed to be an insufferable douchebag.

It's on my shelf right now. (It hasn't been opened in 12 years.)

The full scene is played straight anon. The business chads even acquiesce once they realize the guy is the fabled Mike Wagner. The director must have been inspired by bad shounen anime.

Sushi is good but it ain't good enough to kill someone over. They're basically canapés but with rice and fish etc and thus insanely overpriced

wasabi and onions sauce mixed together is nice with certain types of sushi. fuck bourdain, come and kill me with your bare hands, oh you can't because you killed yourself over a woman or some similarly unimportant shit, lmao.

imagine eating food you paid for in a deliberately less nice way because you're afraid of what some busybody boomer faggot thinks.

i'd love to just laugh and ignore some pretentious faggot like that until he got asked to leave or the cops called. catch you in the bodycam footage, grandpa.

COMPED SUSHI
VEGAS

Why do people never post the scene in the alley afterwards when Gale gets his ass kicked by the business chads?

What is the difference between caring about food and caring about coffee for Bourdain? Is it really that different?

because this is Anon Babble, we dont actually watch tv or movies here.

These kinds of people would be murderous religious fanatics if born in a different time

How does the scene end?

it isn't
they aren't agreeing, they're clearly realizing he is a retard not worth arguing about
i mean it's pretty obvious in the context of the show but even out of context the satire seems obvious

Here it is in the comic

wtf is this dickhead on about? It is very common to put wasabi in your onions sauce in Japan. Fucking tourist.

Gaijin trap.

onions sauce

it's called basedsauce you brainlet

Least deranged jew

You could get a burger or a hotdog or a taco in literally any town in America, and it would shit over any sushi you'd get in Japan or anywhere else.

what is it about sushi that makes people take it so uniquely seriously compared to any other food?

As long as you don't put ketchup on your Chicago dog because KETCHUP DOESN'T BELONG ON ONE PIG FUCK

Who's Gale?

My boyfriend.

The comments on YouTube from show watchers say otherwise, granted I haven't seen the show. I looked it up because I couldn't believe a scene could be so tone deaf and thought it must be satire or at least a dream sequence. From my out of context view it seems too on the nose for satire.

Steak is also taken retardedly seriously. It's the two foods you're allowed and encouraged to shit on people for not knowing and following some intricate secret rulebook to enjoy.

The actor playing the weeb also played a sandal wearing meth cook named Gale in breaking bad.

It's exactly what I expected it would be.

What came first? "Docile and tight" or "No California Roll!" What is it with slants and bowing their head reverently at their racial superiors as they lash out.

What do I do with the sauce?

Etiquette dictates that you rub it on your nipples.

Im glad that satanist fucker croaked earlier, most of all for that.

This place is pretty darn expensive. I saw in the reviews that a couple ordered the Omakase for 2 and it came out to a $700 bill!

On the plus side, I checked and they do use real wasabi, not horseradish.

Eel is one of the best fishes
Love unagi
I'd put it up there with salmon and grouper as my favorites

There’s elitists about everything, coffee, tea, beer, pizza, ramen. Sushi just a little more so because of jap food autism plus the fact that sourcing good fish is more important than other foods.

Still, most people aren’t sushi elitists and enjoy their california rolls

Bourdain was so chill one minute and would then get totally ass blasted about the most random shit.

For me it was the security guard who got shot going on Ellen, drifting off the official script, then getting corrected by her as to how things really happened. I wonder what happened to that guy?

I’ve literally seen Japanese people in japan do this

I do exactly this with my "wasabi" and onions sauce. I also dip the sushi in siracha first.
That junkie is dead an I'm still here.

I used to be a Wasabi slurry dunker for my sushi. Then I started tried it the "correct" way and I have to say it definitely makes a difference flavorewise. I'm never going back. With just a touch of onions sauce it complements instead of drowning out the flavor, and adding just a touch of the wasabi on top separately (not in the onions sauce) creates a nice contrast in the bite and helps marry the flavor or everything together.

What the Fuck is going on here!? I didn't say onions or onions sauce, I said Fucking Onions Sauce!

I started tried it

two big cups every morning

that's addiction tier

This MotherFucker doesn't drink coffee, he drinks a coffee flavored cream and sugar slurry.

newfag

wait till you hear about the average american's consumption

Anthony is buried in Flavortown’s Potter’s Field

No cook/chef gives a fuck how the customer eats the product, as long as they're not making a mess or disturbing other customers. Not even old faggot Jiro cares, so long as you order properly and get out promptly once you're done.

Nothing. It's a trap meant to out noobs. Every time they go there, they wink and nod to each other, basking in the idea that they have secret intimate knowledge of the food ritual, silently jerking each other off over how cool they all are for their hidden eatery club. Then when some schmuck common Joe dares to enter their temple and profane their treasured morsels by touching the sauce, green light GO is given to shit all over them. Mocking, laughing, cursing their mother, give em the business!

It's incredible that this website can shut down for weeks and you guys will come back and have the same exact threads you've been having for years. That's definitely some form of mental illness.

Autistic people take solace in repetition

CHICKEN
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I like shitposting about Anthony with other people. Kiss my ass.

Getting in fights with it
Playing sports with it
Watching kung-fu movies with it and trying to copy the moves
Teasing it and laughing when it gets mad and pouts
Letting it pin you so you can feel its body pressed against yours
Flipping it back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting it from bullies even though you know it can handle itself
Walking home with it at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering it on and always supporting it, win or lose
Throwing it a victory barbeque where you make all its favorite foods
Massaging its legs, shoulders, and back
Holding it close and telling it you love wasabi
Reassuring it that it is the most beautiful sauce in the world when it gets jealous of the more delicate sauces
Accepting all of it delicate sensibilities, no matter how much it hates you finding out about them
Patting its head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with it under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding its hand in public
Making it try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know it'll never buy one
Buying it sexy black lace lingerie, only for it to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines it got during the summer and feeling how warm its skin is
Having it jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing it to your parents
Marriage
Carrying it over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while it punches you in the shoulder and pouts that it can walk just fine itself
Gently laying it down on the bed
Whispering into its ear how much it means to you while caressing its toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of sauces with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together

These are the things Wasabi is for.

When you've had a good meal, wouldn't you enjoy returning to it 2 weeks later? Novelty isn't the only spice of life.

You use it, idk what this dude's deal is but it's normal to use onions sauce, even with traditional sushi. the difference is that typically you place the wasabi on top of the meat, and then lightly dab the sushi in the onions sauce instead of mixing the sauce itself directly. He is correct about how ginger is intended to be used, but regardless it doesn't matter.

Bros, how do I get wasabi gf?

Calm down Mr. Miyagi

Oh my god, Gale, this sushi is...oh God *slurps*

Weird people always go to Japanese restaurants and weird things follow them

please be bait. please be bait. please be bait.

No one can be this fucking new right? How does a faggot like you even end up here?

It took ten years to earn his doctorate in sticky white rice cooking.

because it doesn't exist?

I knew he could kill them with his bare hands

Because he was japanese? Seems racist.

If you have to ask you already failed

The scene he's making is 1000 times worse than anything the other guy did.

tfw you remember Bourdain is burning in hell right now

typically on top of the meat

Except that's where you dip the söy sauce, not on the rice, so if you put wasabi paste on thd meat you're still fucking it up. Just cut out wasabi, that shit is garbage anyway.

Kill yourself, tonight.

Bourdain posting is ritual posting. If that upsets you can always leave ;:^)

i guess it comes down to the beans but I've tried just about every coffee method for black coffee and my only real conclusion is: drip machine coffee is more watery and worse, everything else is just slightly better.

You are supposed to use it and Japs actually do use it. They even mix their sauce and wasabi together like the guy Bourdain was complaining about even though it's not considered "polite" The only thing you're not really supposed to do is dip the rice from your nigiri into the sauce, because it'll soak up way too much of it. The sauce is just supposed to enhance the flavor of the fish like how you would use table salt.

i went to one of these omakase places and it was just ok. There was a good eel but eel is always good

so you take the fish off the rice, dip it, and put it back on?

When I go to a sushi place I just order a dozen sides because they're better than the sushi

That's because you can only afford to go to shitty sushi chef, not amazing Master Sushi Chef that trained for 15 years to make Top Sushi.

It's a grift because it was considered exotic yuppie food in the 80's and 90's when it started becoming popular overseas. It's overpriced due to the fish having to be fresh, and therefore Westerners thought it's supposed to be serious gourmet shit since price = prestige in their eyes. In Japan, sushi was basically just fast food for working class people in the Edo period. Nothing fancy about it necessarily even though there are skilled sushi chefs who know the ins and outs of cutting up a fish.

what is the actual delicacies in japan?

Now call him an incel.

For years normgroids eat up content which essentially boils down to some millionaires shower thought revenge fantasies

gargantuan fags

"This man had to study the art of sushi for 200 years to put raw salmon on rice, you must respect or I kill"

actual sushi chefs

"You paid for the food, it's yours to eat how you want"

Sushi is fast food. Imagine this conversation at a Subway

textbook insecurity

I like the average Americlap but I won't tolerate badmouthing the Queen.

based Bazza

That Sandwich Artist studied for five years to obtain a degree from Jared to make subway sandwiches! Your sub is precisely mayo'd!

Are their burger autists in Japan that get mad if other Japanese people put ketchup on their burger after being served or some other shit? There has to be.

Actual delicacies are called "kaiseki," which is their equivalent of a multi-course gourmet meal with dishes that are considered native to Japan (i.e. not originating in China or the West).
You just pick the whole thing up in your hand and turn it upside down to eat it.

It took me 30 years to learn how to assemble a burger now pay me 900 dorra for the privilege of eating my burger. And absolutely no ketchup for some reason.

I won't tolerate badmouthing the Queen.

The royal pedos thank you for service, cuck

um Sir, my $900 burger is raw inside...

No! Baka Gaijin, it is perfectly cooked to rare!

it's pink and still bloody...

No burgra for you! Out! No refunds!

sushi is gay

In real life, cringe redditors like this get beat up.

you dont have them right in the morning

Is there are word for being an insufferable tryhard when it comes to food?

foodie

Konichiwa dude

the funny thing about bordain is he was a shitty chef its actually why no reservations was so succesfull. if he was the expert he pretended to be he would be too busy running his restaurants to travel around the world and pretending to hang out in shitty livingrooms all week

I hate white guys eating sushi

I hate white guys and coffee

why fix what isnt broken?

It is broken though. Most of them are the same dozen autists posting the same threads for the thousand time and giggling while jerking themselves off over it. The rest of the board, not being nearly as autistic, can't do much about it since jannies just prune whatever they want

I mean yeah he's a nasty Jew. They're all pretty psychotic deep down

Let a tranny facefuck you. Let two.

(me)
I'm trans btw in case you guys were wondering

cares so little about coffee

just has to mention it came from a BODEGA

what did he mean by this

and said CP was apparently on a 20 year old laptop running Windows 95

Everyone should mix their wasabi in with the soi sauce and dip their sushi in it. It tastes great

can't even say the proper sauce because of retarded wordfilter.

I'm a pretentious faggot about everything food related

But I can't STAND people who are similarly pretentious about coffee

The funny part is that Greeks and Romans used to dilute their wine with water because it drank smoother and kept them from getting too drunk and was thus "civilized".

I've tried it with ancient-style retsina and it is actually quite nice. With honey and some ice and a 2:3 or 3:4 water-wine ratio it's quite a refreshing honeysuckle drink that gets you buzzed gently and keeps you hydrated so no hangover.

it's real

I legitimately thought this was made here because of this webm. Holy shit what a douche

onions sauce

...

Have a cardboard cup coffee from a mostly empty bodega. Tip your Mumford and Son motherfucker.

Killing yourself in your 60s is like leaving the movie during the credits

Jiro was never rude.

It's just the faggy NYC word for "convenience store."

Can confirm, he sucked my cock in the back and made me cum all over a piece of fish. He's a sweet old man.

Not if you're a multi millionaire. Dude had friends and endless whores to accompany him. Okay makes sense to cut to credits if your pension is running out.

What is the difference between caring about food and caring about coffee for Bourdain?

It's overwhelmingly whites who care about coffee.

Interesting, where can I read more about this?

no bro it's super special you can get a sandwich made by a stinky arab for $25 there's nothing like it

Thanks for joining us, you retarded faggot.

you are free to go back to r*ddit if you hate it here so much

lmao retard

If a person eventually hangs themselves, should all of their unsolicited life advice be safely ignored?
I mean, the ends justify the means, right?