Zeus impregnates your wife
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Zeus impregnates your wife
Why would anyone be upset about this?
I will fuck Hera in exchange. I got better deal.
I impregnate ganymedes' neg hole with a hot pozz load
Was he pretending to be a bird again this time?
Isn't the ancient remedy to just kill the wife for infidelity?
My wife is so beautiful than even gods want her
I would be happy. Then I will raise the demigod son as mine and make him a supersoldier to destroy my enemies
call it immaculate conception and base a religion on it
Get Heracles 2 as a son
Raise him to look up to me duh
I can't do shit about it, he's a fucking god and could vaporize me and my kingdom on a whim.
I would have to focus on the positives here. My step sons and daughters will ve demigods and my dynasty will have divine connections. Also since i'm a king i probably stopped hitting on my wife and started plowing teenaged ancillas by then
We're fine when he lets me play with his cock too
cuck
immaculate conception
that's not what immaculate conception is
impregnate zeus
I guess I get a demi-god adopted son, which surely is a good thing? I dont really care if he plowed me wife since hes literally the king of gods, and I already worship him. Sometimes you just have to accept your lot in life, y'know? And besides, if my wife is hot enough that ZEUS HIMSELF wants to fuck her then life is probably pretty good. Maybe he'll even bless me for being a good man. Overall I rate the scenario a 8/10 on the positive outcome chart.
what movie
thank you sir may i have another
Fuck that I'd be fucking pissed and try to kill Zeus and usurp his throne
remind him that he had to look like me just to bang her and that I bet he didnt even make her squirt and just came within seconds like a cuck
yes I am a cuck I like when people fuck on my bitch
-"Hey! Zeus impregnated your wife!"
Fucking Portoricans!...
i don't have a wife. and i don't want a wife. i want a husband.
this. also, apollo's cock.
yeah but that's what Mary called it
and apollo.
The Gods Must be Horny II (1985)
I am Zeus
COT
Thats not what she called it as she would have spoken Hebrew because she was a levite. And its not the same because she wasnt penetrated, which you know and are trying way too hard to act subversive about.
I go next with his cum still in her.
Easy, kill her before she can give birth. How is this even a question?
Okay well what if Zeus impregnated your husband?
Cause zeus will probably curse you or simply kill you, tardo
Zeus impregnates your wife
your kid's fucked anyway because Hera is a cunt and will make it her hobby to make his life a living hell
idk how to feel about the entire experience, honestly.
Mary was the one immaculately conceived, not Jesus.
He probably doesn't even remember her.
What I meant is that you're confusing the "immaculate conception" dogma that means Mary was along born without original sin with the "virgin birth of Jesus" this brokes your first joke.
Extremely based
what actual film is this from? if any? actress name?
Lol anon is tryna jerk off
Looks monke
Tine Stapelfeldt in Clash of the Titans
Good point
I took a girl to see that and didn't get even a crumb of pussy. Fuck this movie.
Maybe turns into golden rain and impregnates your wife this way.