Cillian Murphy is knocking on your front door in his best tranny look. He’s cold and wet, and wants some soup

Cillian Murphy is knocking on your front door in his best tranny look. He’s cold and wet, and wants some soup.

What do you do, Anon Babble?

I wanna say vanessa kirby but who does he look like

Emily Blunt

FOOD ALL RIGHT?

I'd give him some soup or whatever I've cooked. Can't leave somebody outside in the rain.

Say "Give me just about five minutes and I'll let you right in!"

Put the stove on fast boil with a 5 gallon pot of water on it

Take a massive shit in the pot

Carry it up to the second floor

Open the window

Pour the boiling hot shit soup right on his head

As he's screaming in stinky pain yell "ENJOY, FAGGOT!"

knock knock but gay and better

Damn, anon... That's mean as fuck. What did Murphy ever do to you?

Let him in and make soup. Take his coat and get him a warm blanket too

This is why no one likes you chuds

LEL BASED

there’s no such thing as stinky pain

I don't have any soup, how about some eggs?

can't unsee

WE all would

he

him

Sure there is. Like when you eat a bunch of hot sauce and blast stinky fiery death all over the toilet. That's stinky pain.

hunter schafer in 20 years

tfw you take a big dump that causes your hemorrhoids to pop again and the poop is spicy and rubs in the open wound

This

Some men can really pull off drag. That dosen't mean I'm attracted to them, but I appreciate the talent.

has never happened to anyone ever

For me it`s Rammstein drummer in Mein Teil video

Go on, do your doody.

It's happening to me as I write this reply to your post. Goddamn habanero wings.

I don't have any soup

what about leah pace

He’s more believable as a woman than as a british gangster

I don't see it

Good looking man but not as a woman, sorry

As I age, I can't handle hot sauce like I could in college. But I can use it as a laxative.

Nope he looks weird

you’re just gay

habanero wings

from where?

Not him, but probably from the restaurant that sells buffalo wings.

Same, and wings are my favorite food so it's extra bad. Shit sucks.
Local place, they do half price large pizza and dozen wings on the weekends. Tastes great, feels bad.

damn anons, i got the munchies now

Well hello Anon Babble

Give me about five minutes.

If you want non-diarrhea wings, follow my recipe:

Put raw wings in a big bowl and season/marinate however you want.

Grill them or put them in the oven

Put a little bit of mild hot sauce on them after cooking

Works for me. Most wing places mix fake butter that's justed flavored oil with hot sauce. It's like they're trying to make you shit your ass.

ME OWN FOOKIN’ PEAKY BLINDER, A TROON?

Most of that shit is for my family.
Canned goods work for you? I got some beans.

I'm not a faggot, so no.

There are anons in this thread RIGHT NOW whose brain doesn't instantly send red flags at the sight of a tranny/crossdresser

NO ANON NO DON'T GIVE HIM THE STINKY SOUP YOU RAT!

Ay yo that tranny eatin beans!

Open the door and wonder why Laura Clery is on my porch.

brain is currently sending all my blood straight to my pp

Ezra mogs everyone

Troon stuff aside, the soundtrack is pretty kino.

This but some eggs