/eurovision general/-The Winner Takes It All Edition
/eurovision general/-The Winner Takes It All Edition
no Russia??
So am I.
Cant believe that the Latvian song was basically the N-word over and over again
Bold choice
12 points to my wife
For me its the Latvian pagan forest nymphs. If not them, then I hope the qt German slag gets it.
Hopefully Malta places last for assaulting my eyes and ears with that disgusting fat bitch
Why were they so fat?
I need pics of this Greek girl who is apparently top-tier breedable
Post the real version
2025
Erika once again playing in Austria.
I geniuinely liked the German song, have been listening to it since her semi final gave me a semi but there's no chance she'll finish any higher than 8. Too hot + the song does not capture the audience for this slop
people here only vote based on lyrics
Her name is Nana Mouskouri, just google her
Prove me this show isn't fake
You can't
I’m a Eurovision history expert so you won’t fool me that easily
Rooting for weirdo Latvians, sexy German, and weird Swedes.
Euro Roastie Pig Contest
You can't unprove that I didn't not prove it isnt
What does it matter, it's just entertainment
Sssh. It's just magic
bababababasu
tummy
Oshi no ko?
Mia khalifa
Predict their place on the table.
3rd from bottom.
22nd
Very possibly absolute bottom
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Surely they'll finish above Portugal
this is the mother of my future children, we will single handedly raise Greece's TFR to 2.1
Shouldn't this on /int?
why are they like this?
Estonians want to win real bad.
I think we are sleeping on Luxembourg
The more I listen to it, the more I realise Lithuania's was kino
Why did they write it in English?
realistically? 25th
but if the world was just, they wouldn't even have been permitted to perform
I'm english but jesus christ how was this the best act we could offer this year?
I'm going to be sleeping with Luxembourg.
it is but the thread moves by about 50 posts per second
Yids put on notice by the siesta enjoyers
Bitconnect won
Because without English they won't get sucked off by social media like they want
To be fair, Eurovision has always done everything in English and French on top of the native translations, as far as I remember. It's not that weird
Because they forced Israel onto us and changed a bunch of rules this year to stop people protesting them
Is Eurovision still mega woke?
1. Germany
2. Italy
3. Luxembourg
if you look carefully you can see one of those women's pubes
BASADO
Not European. Asian country.
I think France will be the next country to recognise Palestine, then Italy, UK and eventually Germany
Reduced nogs and troons this year.
So many fucking whales though.
as opposed to Israel and Australia
Virtue signaling in English works better.
What happened to the Spanish that they became huge leftists?
At least 50% of Spain's population is retired British people watching Sky Sports in bars situated within walking distance from a beach
1. Malta
2. San marino
3. UK
Fewer blacks this year but it's extremely depraved. A lot of young fags and every other song is about fucking while the hosts make sex jokes every time they're on screen
Cha cha man is back
Lil Nas X will break all these sissy eurocucks
HOLY KINO
Israeli being incredibly annoying shoving his flag everywhere
Based as fuck. Also Lithuania and Albania IMO.
thinking that maybe 15k dead children is bad is now 'leftist'
Fucking Tekken fight about to happen
Night redeemed
une stella and une chips, poor fa vore
That's fair. Have a gift, Greece would have won again with this song
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FUCKING BASED
Can't watch it there no enough lights
The Ultimate Clash
overreaction to based francoism
Actual winner of 2023
CHA CHA CHA!
Why isn't Loreen performing?
Rammstein beat
They agree with you!
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"muh brown low IQ chidlren! Better abandon all pretenses of a civilization and import 1000 0000 0000 brown people"
I liked Estonia, Ukraine and Italy's songs.
1. Luxembourg
2. Germany
3. Albania
4. Lithuania
5. Ukraine
6. Latvia
7. Italy
8. Portugal
Who disagrees is a faggot.
HOLY KINO
KINO
I shot her to prevent it
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
15k brown people
So that's equivalent to what, like 15 White children? Muslims kill that many in diversity attacks in European cities every week
DAB DAB DAB
Nyt lähden tanssimaan
Niinku cha-cha-cha
Enkä pelkääkään tätä maailmaa
Niinku cha-cha-cha
Kun mä kaadan päälleni samppanjaa
Niinku cha-cha-cha
Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, aa-aah
Niinku cha-cha-cha
Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha
BIT
CO
NEEEEEEEEC
I think this is okay.
We are so back
A lot better than the pretend stuff with Ukraine. One of the good things about showing this is actively snubbing Ukraine.
I actually don't want to import them, that's why I think bombing them to fuck is bad
How much do you thing they're sweating in those outfits? Do you think there are little pools of sweat that they keep dunking their ballsacks in?
I don't understand modern liberalism in regards to sex.
In one hand, they praise degeneracy. In the other, they are mega prudes who think a beautiful woman with large breasts shouldn't be on television and that young men should be as chaste as monks, otherwise they are creepy.
Kino
Whats with the Cyberpunk outfits?
Okay this rules
nice. been listening to Germany and Luxembourg on youtube since they aired
Holy fuck, acquire taste.
Highlight of the show here
Based Cha Cha CHAD is back
CUTE
U
T
E
dab dab dab
SIGMA bOI
uk at 0 points even on Anon Babble poll
LOÓOOL
Bottom with their asses up!
actual banger
Americans couldn't even DREAM of producing kino like that.
Eurobros... we are so fucking back
8. Portugal
Literally the most boring song in the history of the last 11 months of the Eurovision
Not even the British would vote for that trash
Source: It's me, I'm the British
This is the winner.
MUH ABORTION, THIS PINK BLOB IS A CHILD AND CHILDREN ARE PRECIOUS!
15k dead children? Not my problem
I feel young again
rammsteinbros
Wtf is this trombone
The remake of The Crow looks like it’s going pretty well. As long as they leave in the scene where they actually shoot the lead character then we might be looking at a real banger.
Alright lads. I plan on watching The Transporter after this. What are some essential Euro-core films?
Discount Claudia Black
Humiliation ritual.
That rocked!
The Human Centipede
Ripped bodysuit bros
Scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
You are just trolling with these shitty songs, aren't you?
Run Lola Run
Run Lola Run
Dogtooth
The Hand of God
Not watching this, have the UK lost yet?
Nah, it has its vibe. Way better than all the generic pop ballads that still do well somehow.
No the UK really thinks each year is "the one" that's gonna bring it home. Ireland is the one that sends joke entries because they don't want to host it again.
Party girls!
There's only one here I would consider bedding and you'll never know which.
Nemo again?
Swiss was the worst winning fraud of the last 10 years
The only song I watched, I'm absolutely sure this was the best moment of the whole show.
Frrrrrrrrrrruit
I see, just like your football natinal team
get this gay ass looking nigga out of here
The fuck is this?
ronin
the crimson rivers
And they're treating him as some mythical figure now. This is embarassing to look at, let me know when the fucking voting starts
And here's comes the trannyvision
Saved up all the tranny quota for this one performance I see
fruity aah europeans
I think that the UK is just a fake vote system and than some music producers sit together vore their nepo project!
Not a fan of trannies?
It hurts to listen to, jesus. Can we get back to the hags?
UK losing to Ukraine sympathy vote was pretty bad
Horrifying.
What the fuck do these people see when they look in the mirror? Is this dude proud of himself?
Holy mental illness
Damn, he became an even bigger faggot in such a short time.
Where are the Catholic inquisitors when you need them?
Is she blond?
I like Natalie Mars and Ella Hollywood.
Every time I think it can't get any worse I am disappointed and repulsed
Get him off stage
Were the Polish sluts churning butter over 10 years ago?
Is s(he) gonna kill xerself right here?
And then
For no reason
Out of nowhere
People became radicalised
Why didn't Finland ever get Korpiklaani to Eurovision?
...fiddlesticks
Song by an ugly tranny about how hard it is to be an ugly tranny.
I'd say this was peak eurovision but we've already had a bearded lady win so this is honestly a step down on the faggotry scale.
He's probably sucked kilometers worth of dick trying to get a career going since the win
you know it's bad when even the yt chat is disgusted
so it has come to this...
bring back cute girls!
oh, you're approaching me?
Unironically saved the show this year
Honestly made the whole thing worth watching.
If this radicalise you than you are a brainlet. Normal people just roll their eyes and hope he is happy doing it.
Why did the ruling elite decide to promote trannies, africans, and muslims? Is it to flex that they can convince the drooling masses to kneel for literally the most disgusting things imaginable?
BALALALALA
here's some Tynna to get that queer taste out of your mouth
Germany gets better the more I hear it
the Poland clip is a nearly silent clip of the woman just hanging there like she's waiting for Mrs. Pommelhorst
They get off on the attention. Don't even bother replying
post more
No jewish tricks this year?
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cha cha cha
Who?
please let it happen again
That was amazing :D They really shat the bed with sync'ing.
euroslop
Grow up.
Tranny freaks, find a rope asap
estonia is the biggest shitpost in eurovision history it's unreal
#justiceforjuce
Not enough gayness this year. Whos gonna win good goy points?
ukraine
This was the year of fat acceptance not LGBTQIA+
for me, it's luxembourg
I liked them and thought they were good
No love for austria or mommy erika?
(btw israel are winning this)
There's literally zero effort put into this song. They even forgot to write a hook
Italian guy is 31
I thought he 50+
SEXO
We send shit acts so we can laugh at it then get to spend the next week complaining the rest of Europe hates us when its nil pwa. Its a very carefully orchestrated system
Many national broadcasting stations in Europe had a message about genocide in Gaza during this. The time of good goy points is coming to a close
Austria was good. Hopefully top 5.
won without participating in the finals
how did he do it?
Do they still have participants like this
twink death into AGP mental breakdown, classic
It's okay UK bros
just watch this video and you'll feel like you're winning
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As a European I'm embarrassed. Literally every song is dog shit. Many apologies.
rigger points
"All participating countries have their own national Jewry"
they sure do
Who did it other than Spain? Anyway if they actually cared they'd have threatened boycott to kick them out like they did with Russia.
No points to Estonia? Fuck you sweden
Fucking Austria
Azerbaijan voting for Israel
lol what
Fucking judges rigging the contest
Need weapon sales, pls understand.
first 12 points to austria
They called me a madman
israel pick up second 12
Called it
Has Israel perfected the rigging they messed up last year?
they both hate Iran
Need a jihad resurgence in Azerbaijan
not realising attacking them causes more migration into europe
siding with jews to own le heckin browns
absolute goycattle
"12 points from Azerbaijan go to..."
someone in the crowd clearly yells ARMENIA
Austria is literally a clone of last year's switzedrland. More fucking faggots squealing
First time watching this?
they did Poland so dirty with that instrumental intro snippet for the voting compilation. great outfit, cool Witcher 3 style song
Dutch milf SEXOOOOOO
Azerbaijan most rapeable so far imo.
der untergang
I want both of them to die, retard. I couldn't give a fuck about desert browns
can't believe turkroach lite gave 12 points to israel
The UK ain't coming out of this looking good.
the first step to fight any problem in today's world is always being opposite to kikes as a first priority.
it is largely thanks to them europe looks the way it does now
Finland's host mentioned it during Israel's introduction.
The national broadcasting company of Finland has to constantly answer questions from the press (including from their own journalists) why they aren't boycotting it. They usually just say participating doesn't mean they accept what Israel is doing
my favorite country is almost at the bottom of the table
Am I out of touch bros
they hate Germany so far
I know it's normally at the bottom but they actually tried this year
Guess Germany isnt liked
Sweden won't be winning as they made insane decision to join NATO
germany close to 0 still
literally how
Trust me, I know. I just don't pretend to like sandniggers just because I hate jews.
go to twitter
it's all JIDF kvetching and shilling
Hope she's UKs Eurovision host
Most sunni Muslim counties dislike Iran but they still wouldn't support Israel. That's just wild. Israel publicly tells Muslims they want them all dead. Azerbaijan are definitely compromised in some way.
ballerbros...
12 points to my weapon provider!!!!!!!!!
I'm so glad we stopped participating in this clownfest.
THANKS LUXEMBOURG
ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE A REAL COUNTRY
MUCH LOVE, BIG BAZ
No, it's the Europeans who are wrong
Good lord that black women's lips make up half her face
This is Jury points. Hopefully she does better with the crowd
fair enough, I can agree to that
Whoooa, San Marino votes for Italy? Who saw that coming?
Putin posting on Anon Babble
It is more like pop opera for peopleto feel smart!
The people that announce the points are always cringy as fuck why can't they ever just fucking say the points?
YES
Ukraine with kino taste
wtf, we got points from 2 seperate countries for our slags?
San Marino voting Italy
At some point they should just ban them
OHHHHHH
MEGA BASED!
I think they may have some history together.
Gonna ask Anon Babble about this later.
10 points from Ukraine
GET THEM MORE MISSILES SENT
12 POINTS TO GERMANY (now send some taurus pls)
good to see stefan raab again, based
I LOVE UKRAINE NOW
You're alright Ukraine, I hope you don't get destroyed
Oh yeah I remember Israel tried to rig the phone vote last year so they'll probably try the same again this year.
they're some random local celeb getting the biggest audience of their life and milking it for every second
BASED UKRAINE
FUCK ZIGGERS
Norway votes for Sweden and Finland
Denmark can go fuck itself apparently?
I suddenly now agree with UK sending Ukraine more weapons
How come the results from Eastern European countries are always delivered by beautiful, fertile, busty women?
"jury" keeps giving the squealing queer kid 12 points
shocker
lel
Don't worry, it will never end!
What did she mean by this?
Rare low-t move of Norway
juries voting for the austrian theybie
seems about right
coombait is not outlawed
everyone suddenly friends with the UK now and actually giving us some points
WE ARE SO BACK
Didn’t ask nigga
I agree. Too much self advertisment.
it was the right thing to do
I just read an article claiming they're doing it again
Real countries vote UK
Inbred seething slavs dont
ahahahahahaahahaaha, get fucked
Let's see how much Italy likes racism. 12 points to Estonia or you're gay
France give 0 points to UK le lol
Dont underestimate Ukraines love for club music.
Sometimes songs are just that shit that the bloc voting breaks.
Why do frogs refuse to speak English?
Italy is a rat
Kek.
cringe
Fuck frogs
They're doing it, remember that they're incapable of keeping their mouths shut
This is what being on drugs is like?
Where is the french presenter located?
What the fuck is this Italy?
BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT
What the actual fuck Italy? LOL
San Marino gives Italy 12
Italy gives San Marino 6
TWELVE POINTS!
It was a good technical performance, and that's often what they vote for
12 points from Italy
Italy, are you alright?
STOCKING UP ON PASTA RIGHT NOW
BOOKING FLIGHTS TO ROME
FUCKING LOVE ITALY NOW
God the jury vote is so worthless
Which one was Austria again?
THANK YOU BASED ITALY
I LOVE PASTA
Portugal couldn't find a dress so decided to wear curtains.
holy filter batman
jury votes are so rigged they make absolutely no sense
Why even have juries anymore.
12 points
uk
n-nani?
Denmarks love gooning to Latvian forest nymphs
mega based
Based Portugal helping the Baltic forestqts
Notably, Israel is getting scraps this year, nowhere near the top.
fack spain innit, me nex oliday will be in italy, simple as
dave x
The guy with the high pitched opera voice
UK has more points than Israel
Nice try, but Mossad is on this
yes this is totally my real face
Don't even try to pretend it's not because he's a young man faggot
On the boat? I wasn't sure if that was a guy or a lesbian
lets have an international jury rig the contest before the peoples votes are counted
Why?
yeah it's me, it's time
get us the votes
It's the phone vote that they're planning for.
I think it was originally to break down the block voting a bit by adding some corrupt wildcard in there
Graham doing backflips because we got 12 points for once kek
Patrician taste
I wasn't consulted on this. I wanted 12 to Germany.
Love me football
Love me lager
Love me Italians
'Ate the French
Simple as.
People's vote is even more rigged by the tiny hats
The alternative is to let Balkan countries give each other all the top points
He couldn't even sway the Eurovision he's that pathetic.
I'm not an alcohol drinker so I don't know how these people are feeling in the event with all their alcohol, but genuinely, these people are way too high on life and I don't know if they're purposely this air headed or they're just putting on an act. Maybe I'm just jaded at life.
His mother is philipinian.
It's a leftover from how the contest used to be only judged by the juries
break down the block voting
And yet year after year juries are the biggest block voters there are. Ukraine literally voted for top 3 donors.
Je suis ici pour présenter les votes de Anon Babble
C'est le vote de la Anon Babble
1. Gréce
2. Espagne
3. Ukraine
4. Pays-Bas
5. Autriche
6. Albanie
7. Allemagne
Huit points, en Suisse
Dix points, en Luxembourg
...
Douze points...
...
Lettonie!
Imagine final vote put Finland on top. Show ends with ICH KOMME
Edging gooner kino
Clickbait Europe! As you can see, we are here after all
wtf
They called me a madman
montenegro humour
Jealousy
Iceland can still make it, perfect zero
The phone rig is in
Iceland 0
Minecraft bros...
Didn't have time to change after his larping session?
Uhhh Monte WHERE?
They expect the jury to be fact based. Instead it is still country nepotism!
yle.fi
Article from the Finnish national broadcasting station about Israel pouring money into affecting the phone votes
they hate Germany
What is going through your head right now?
Nothing.
literally the safest, most mainstream opinion you could have. We just hate faggots like you
CHICKEN JOCKEY
It's rigging all the way down bro
Well deserved, absolute dogshit this year
UK here. Switzerland please win.
How are you feeling
I gotta piss ngl
this twink is all right
Shut your ass up nigga, jealous i called the winner stupid nigga
Literally wallpaper tier
Tummy?
UK in top 10
grim
The lgbt forcing is necessary?
IT'S COMING HOME
To anyone watching this sober. you're stronger than I am.
Austrias song is fine. Theyvtry just too mich to be high class love/drama song.
SERBIAN SEXO!
holy yum
Finally a victory for Keir Starmer's foreign policy
NEW THREAD
giving points to france
Literally why? It was a terrible whiny song.
How are Croats and Bosnians fully white whereas Serbians look fucking Arab. Not shaking the turk r*pebabby claims
SAY IT WITH ME LADS
IT'S...
Everyone else, apologise
I've always said you were the superior half of Czechoslovakia, Czechs.
ENGLAND W
it's murder on the dancefloor
Iceland 0 points lol
Anon Babble user found
Lol
Israel omfg no way.
Lovely slag
I knew juries are retards, but if televotes gonna make Austria win it's fucking over.
Ariel Grandovitz
European democracy
rigging everywhere
Fucking classic.
I like how 2% of population dying in more than a year is now genocide.
Bastubröder...I..
eventually Germany
lol sooner hell will freeze over, they're completely subservient
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