/eurovision general/-Get Ready to Vote Edition

/eurovision general/-Get Ready to Vote Edition

Post more of the geeky booby Greek girl

Sinful fornicator birthing bastards

dropped

post more of greek fertility queen

Rise like a phoenix

German entry

I hope fishladies win.

Can we not, there's enough Laura Loomer pics out there already

Switzerland is marriage material

For me, it's Israel

BARA BADA BASTU

This bitch takes herself way too seriously for this competition. Who am I kidding... she'll probably win.

Too much fucking french this year

is switzerland the patrician choice?

Okay I like this girl's song. Armenia was it?

Imagine sending a modest and traditional girl singing an innovensive ballad to the contest that you won with a queer trans faggot singing about getting molested. This is insulting

She forgot to wear make up

Did she turn into a statue yet?

too many liver spots for my taste

Bolt-ons or natural?

No it's Germany

THREE MORE SONGS UNTIL SAUNA

I'd enter that german if you catch my drift

Imagine if there was a worldwide song contest.

Everyone would be brutally mogged by South Korean cuties every single year.

Malta is next. And I swear I've heard this song somewhere. It triggers me that I cant remember original song's name

Swiss. Look at left bottom.

Everyone would be brutally mogged by South Korean cuties

A welcome change from Armenia

I vote 10 points serbia

generic melody

i v / i iv vi v progression (generic)

i don't know why i expected anything of value from this/a woman

If I say some palestinian slur to her face would she let me creampie her?

Abigail Breslin?

fit

is there any country that has never won?

B-B-B-BRAPHOG

Malta's entry is a fat loud bitch with zesty gay black background dancers

Total Amerifat cultural imperialism victory

all women are

These girls are hot

wtf why are they allowed to show their asses but erika wasn't

Fuck you m*lta wtf is this trash?

Fishnet bros?!

because this song is fat and gay

does she not know eurovsion is for queens not KWEENs?

pretty sure none of the micro nations have ever won, UK and Australia definitely haven't either

This is bloody awful

Malta with the hambeast, as usual

wtf, the chick from Malta is FAT.

There's nothing remotely erotic about what's on stage right now.

Why are they all fat

The song is absolute garbage tier shit, but at least we got spreadies.

Never seen such a flat ass on such a big girl

WE WINNING

check again

Malta

The assistant dancers were fine though

they are healthy

I heard they're loose as fuck. Methinks sex tourism in Israel is underrated

Malta is a favourite?

Malta is unironically the fattest country in Europe.

Sugar intolerance (eating slob like a pig).

Genuine question - why do Israeli women born after 1990 always have MASSIVE booba?

oh fuck me, what is this whiny shit?

last year was better ngl

Not a fan of these fags

Well this is terrible. Bottom of the barrel stuff alongside with Malta, Britain, Austria.

this music has nothing if you don't understand portuguese

your mom's face after I just dropped a huge load in her throat

portugal is always whiny
they're depressed iberians

Booooooring. Some cunts are not even trying.

wtf I love precision strikes on ambulances now

what are they singing about?

Huge tracts of (confiscated Palestinian) land

portugal is hellbent on sending shit ballads or other slow songs every time

whiny beta softboy shit

the slut women have more testosterone than these guys, and those women are full of estrogen

where is this from?

Portugal are solid. But can anyone place this progression with the high note they? When I watched it earlier in the week it was driving me crazy. There's something very familiar in it.

having to leave their island for mainland Portugal or some gay shit that no one gives a fuck about

We have the Beatles at home

the feeling being of being far from home
specifically far from Madeira where they're from

So what part of Malta was your mum born in?

More fat old women

direct from the source. You're not getting any more

DENMARK

bathroom break

this is THE dullest song this year

Yet another fat bitch

another fat slag

FUCK TRANS AND GAYS
THIS YEAR WE WANT FATSOS

Did we just watch the same Portugal entry or what

another fucking pig. This is gross. How is Germany the only one sending a hot girl ffs

OHH GOD NO... I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER SEIZURE HHFFFFHHHNNNNN///////////

Denmark...easy on the butter

another fat bitch in a revealing outfit

Do Yuropoors actually like this shit? Where are the qts?

Another braphog...

She's not a looker but denmark isn't too bad this year.

population crash in Europe is so bad that Eurovision is all hags now

The West...has fallen.

Is this the most obese eurovision ever?

Why so many thicc, well-fed girls this year?

no no, I like this fattie, she has something to her
her waist kinda snatched, her thighs killer

did you not see the German entry?

Europe is finally catching up to Amerifats in obesity rates

Alwayse wondered how fat people wipe their butts

I dont mind fat lady singing, but these were all talentless shit songs.

any eurovision at your house is the most obese eurivision ever

yeah, I'm thinking it's FINGOLIA time again

Georgia got knocked out last week. The song was pleasant. I feel like these big techno diva driven songs split the vote. I'd be surprised if Denmark won.

kino speech

Switzerland made the internet?

neutral weapon insdustry

KEK
I love Hazel

beat me to it

The World Wide Web is Swiss not the internet REEE

SAUNA TIME MY NIGGERS!

*mutes*
women are not funny

Finno-swedish kino incoming.

That was better than most of the actual entries

CERN

Are they claiming Switzerland made the internet?

MADE IN SWITZERLAND

(I like it)

Swiss joke commertial music is better 90% of the participants.

Grim.

KINO MENTIONED

Suomi cultural imperialism time
We are so back

Why so many moles?

Latvia was genuinely good

Luxembourg and Germany, faggot. Also brits kinda.

Sweden send all white people

Times are definitely changing.

Mommy Celine Dion tonight guys

BASTUBRÖDER where we at

It's depressing I ree 'd at it too

No, the USA made the actual internet

A British guy called Tim Berners-Lee created the World Wide Web (which is what most of the world would think of as the internet but it's technically not)

He was working at CERN in Switzerland so those mountain Jews are claiming it as theirs

KINO

just HTTP

That's a reach.

ngl the swedish one sounds very russian/mongolain.

that smiley guy has such a kino phenotype. Seems like the stereotypical game show host

Okay this one's good

Swedish sounds like Japanese at times..

normies don't know the difference

OK this is catchy as fuck

SAUNA

No sir. Don't like it.

Genuinely not trying to be a contrarian, but if I'd heard nothing about this song I'd assume it would be a 0 pointer

PERKELE

Pretty sure one of the dancers is a niggress

Sweden singing in Finnish??

This song is shit, why is Graham saying it's the favourite

Just when I think Eurovision is beyond the camp classic these songs always pick the low hanging voter fruit

It would be a decent joke entry on its own but Swedes are so good at producing that it's actually top tier polished kino

0 points dogshit Sweden

LA CREATURA

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

It was a fun music.

Spot on. It's like some kind of psyop.

united by music

It's easily galling mid table somwhere.

Slanesh is right behind you!

It's gonna be top 3 at least.

Breaking: Powerline is performing for the US

and thats why im voting far-right political parties

We have "people" with us

a Brit also invented the packet-switching behind ARPANET, and set up a network on that principle before the Americans
America didn't invent shit

It's a dialect of Swedish spoken in Finland, in Vöyri

wtf is this?

ABBA the goats no cap

Straightest Swede.

WATERLOO
I WAS DEFEATED
YOU WON THE WAR

germany was sexo

This "Waterloo" song is fun I hope it wins

abba again

Italy has the most decent song so far

Imagine trying to grab a wink of sleep in Basel right now when there's 30+k flaming queers singing abba songs at the bloody stadium

The equivalent of blackface, but with gender

Germany was baller

DENIED

Dunno, seems like a song that'd get forgotten quickly

another fatass

And another fat bitch

European obesity rates are through the roof

Zamn this french girl looks like a piggy britslag!

Which one was that? The David Bowie guy? I liked him the best.

Louane eats too much ice cream

It's finnish soul, but with some swedish musician autism added in

"key change here, it adds +x% more points"

Not antother sad french ballad

Yurofats

whats the opposite of a butterface called bros

Italy was the rapist with the giant piano. You're thinking of Ukraine

coco pops pouring onto a pig

Great staging

Another Flatso Fridge Pig.

Unsurprising, but I like this one, and I liked Silmane last year

ok she can sing

another fatty

see that dropping down?
that's corn

ANOTHER well-fed, chunky, large-thighed young lady
Europe, what’s going on?

Butterbutt

France's entry is OK, but I don't get how this is one of the favorites to actually win

oh no
that does not look good

When Germany has the cutest and least obese female contestant of the competition, you know that Europe has a serious problem

this was better
youtube.com/watch?v=sPsCXm14G58

this entry is boring

Americans have been blissfully unaware of the state of euro women for a long time. Unequivocally worse than american girls for quite a long time.

Facerbutt

this probably wins, no?

Shouldn't have eaten those snails

Germany is just stepping up and taking charge of Europe again. It is their playground and only flourishes if they flourish

She’ll be finding chunks of sand in hard-to-reach places in her body for weeks after this

citation needed

Why did they let the architect run eurovision this year?

Good voice but extremely boring stage and song.

has Klavdia been on yet?

San Marino definitely piped that gilf, right?

Architectbros can't stop winning

v

What the fuck is this fucking garbage.

You're basing this off on the performers at a music show aimed and women and homosexuals?

you know it had to be this way

It's the guy who did "I'm blue"

Twink Michalengelo

Didn't this guy snatch Madeline McCann?

THE BOX, YOU OPENED IT

ok, you can drive

San Marino

population 34,000

How the fuck is a village smaller than my bumfuck nowhere town allowed to take up an entire spot?

Genuinely thought the singer was in blackface at first, that would have been kino

Visit the US, the girls are actually hot and likeable. It's actually not impossible for a girl to be pleasant and have a singular interest despite your experiences.

Fiefdoms and shiet

it's nothing impressive, but I think it will consistently receive 8 or 10 points
could suffer in the televote, though

If we're doing DJs now the brits would murder this competition. Get Darren Emerson back into Underworld and they'd tear it up.

This is like some trash from 1998.

Let me see some hand up

Its over. The absolute state of e*rovision...

Why is Wyoming allowed two entire senators?

it's from her instagram and it's fake, she has something on. 4th most recent post.

You're not getting any more

cunt

garbage

Sash! Would dominate, no one could possibly compete

albanians attempting anything other than rape and assaults

2025

Erika is once again playing in Austria

This tranny is hot.

this is kino tho

In their defence they also rule the London cocaine trade with an iron but fair fist

Who was the most attractive female this year?
Who was the most breedable?

Germany

Real serial killer vibes here

SCHLICK
SCHLICK
SCHLICK

Germany and Greece are the only options.

There was no Mediterranean and Balkan kino this year. Everything was so generic after the first few songs when it came to presentation

1. Germany
2. Greece

most attractive female this year

german

Who was the most breedable

greek

Classico Finland Germany

Luxemburg and Germany were the anti slampig hag coalition

No idea what he's saying but it's pretty good.

Denmark

Scary music.

An albanian can lose its brain and still be 86% combat effective

great coomers think alike

I'm not sure if it was a good song, but the aesthetics were pretty cool

She's good. Get rid of the guy. Put some real instrumentation on that track and you've almost got a Dead Can Dance track.

How long til they start announcing the votes?

Switzerland have got this

Schlicked by Zerg Rush

Germany first, Israel last

this would be justice

Germany.

Albania, Luxemberg, Greece and Britain were the only other ones to send people who weren't obese, old, or both, and Germany was easily better.

yep. everything is so generically "western". apart from language, any one of these singing acts could've been from any western country. no unique cultures

30 or so minutes

wtf i love israel now

if you're UK I can give you a sneak peek

Boring as fuck edition.

croque non-binaire

I am from Tommy Cash

Jokes on you, we'll double that this year

go Germnay

nothing will top this

UK is the only country to win eurovision every single decade since its started

bow down to our dominance!!!!

If Ukraine don't give us a point we aren't giving them any more weapons.

I have no stakes but as a brit Remember Monday was lame as fuck. Hope at least Switzerland gets some votes because the song was good.

Why’s everyone saying they want to breed the Greek entry?

perfect for a quick wank over kween Tynna

We haven't won since 1997.

I hope Latvian fishladies win.

How the fuck did Austria get through the semis

Norway was the shittiest

Lets be fair mate, our sluts sucked

NEED Latvia to milk me dry

big jugs and cute dorkishness

we won a few years ago. ukraine DID NOT win

I'm feeling a Netherlands last place this year

My prediction of the first places: Estonia, Lithuania, Iceland, Italy, Sweden, San Marino
(Also Israel, any place mossad deems fit)

I fucking hate that song, true. Especially disappointing coming from them, they didn't follow the "nordic countries send non pop slop this year" memo

LATVIA HAD SEXO WOMEN?!

WHERE WAS RUSSIA???

Bit random but Kelly Brook is one of the people announcing the UK votes after Doctor Who actor and Emma Willis dropped out

That's the clip they chose for Poland huh?

Still means we didn't win in the 2000s

kinda basic, but I don't mind te german cutie winning
the music is kinda catchy

What a night for architects

Kelly Brook is one of the people announcing the UK votes

YOU HAVE MY FUCKING ATTENTION

Past it domestic abuser

It's funny how out of place he feels as the only n word, which is a good thing. However the norm is now fat whores and literal faggots squaling so I don't know how much of an improvement that is.

I miss Conchita Wurst. Unironically

Advancing on all fronts.

I think Ukraine and Italy had the best songs.
I kinda liked the Lighthouse opera singing from Austria and the witches from Latvia too

NEW THREAD

Has anyone ever completely shat the bed live and forgot their lyrics or fucked up a part? I always want it to happen

Portugal had the most boring song of the night.

She's an old porker now.

Did they have to remind that exists, I hople Malta get negative points.

Racism is cringe

All the chunky lasses have gigantic mouths as well
You could fit all sorts in them

I like Luxembourg, Italy and Germany.

Harald?

CINEMA CINEMA

We're voting for Europe!

germany then spain

I like how the clip they use for Latvia includes the nigger nigger nigger portion of the song.

Justin Boomer

We get nul points anyway. Might as well blame a fat bitch

Nope. Not even close