I still can't help but think he's innocent

I still can't help but think he's innocent
When will we get a new documentary showing his side of the story?

He garroted her with the Cinderella blanket apparently.

Ok but what did she do to make him do that?

she threw nugs at him, it was even in your OP pic, so whyd you make this thread?

not innocent but reasonable crashout

That's fucked up

post the puppy

yeah, it is. it really, really fucking is. so maybe next time dont be so brash, kapeesh?

The girl with the pigtails IS Cece. Shitty meme.

arf?

They both looked like FAS retards so who cares

I looked him up and he has a community in plebbit with 30 thousand women constantly talking about him, why are they so obsessed with rando murderers?

The universe is a weird place. Imagine you come into existence for a few years, experience food and sunlight and cartoons and grass and bubble baths, and then your dad ganks you so he can tap a jiggly ass. It's very lovecraftian if you think about it. From your point of view, it's like you have this loving and supportive god your whole life, and he just strangles you one day out of the blue. And then you're just...gone. Forever. And in a few decades you're completely forgotten. Why did you even bother existing?

I still can't help but think he's innocent

He's not though, rule one of life is never fuck crazy let alone marry.

volcanos near me

He was a yinzer transplant in the Colorado Front Range. He's evil on principle, just like wojak image propagators.

he posts in the daily Watts thread

look in the mirror

Amber Heard shat in the bed.
What more do you need to know?

Women want to breed with killers
It's instinct

Chris still gets tons of letters from horny women who dream of him fucking their asses

And yet we can't get a crumb of pussy. It's not faiir.

Why did you even bother existing?

Do you think you evolved into this world out of your own volition? The fuck, anon? What sort of philosophy are you running over there?

The way I see it is he went all his life without anal sex. Literally had sex a bunch of times but never even understood how anal sex felt. And once he got a taste of it it addled his mind so much he killed his whole family so he had an excuse to go to a place where he can have all the anal sex he can get and without anyone judging him over it. They literally placed him in paradise.

I don't think I can comprehend the mix of depression, hopelessness, and calm fury that dude was in to do that to his own kids only so he could tap some ass. Worse yet, with no plan at all, just improvisation. If you've been in this world for any number of decades, you probably know that people get caught all the time over the smaller stupid shit, and that dude thought he was someone who could walk away. And after killing his own kids. It may be such a burst of anger that you really turn into something else, as if you are possessed or mind-controlled.

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Weekend at Bernies based on true story?

"Family Season" hunting poster

Is is true he looked up active volcanoes nearby when he was looking to dump the bodies?

A girl I went to high school with offered to let me do whatever I wanted to her, including butt sex, if I killed her uncle.

Women know that the promise of butt sex can easily drive a man to murder

kills wife and kids

rents and watches The China Syndrome two times in a row that night

Why did she thought you would be the one to give her that?

please saar, do the needful and understanding

all he had to do was a plan a vacation to the big island of hawaii and push his family into the lava flow

Why not just say that you had a psychotic episode and thought your family was replaced by aliens and you lose your mind and were in a fugue state.

That way they'd dope you up a bit and you'd spend some time in a looney bin and they'd release you once you "get better"

What if they turned into sculptures like those people from Pompeii? Some tourist would look at the funny looking stones and get close to investigate, only to realize the horror. The police would check to the attendees and discover that a lovely family of four arrived, but only a man with nothing behind his eyes left.

film's antagonist is revealed to be completely justified and vindicated

He didn't kill a dog or a cat. He killed his own family. That wouldn't fly with the authorities unless he was severely fucked in the head and I very much doubt Watts' acting abilities.

The "looney bin" is worse than real prison, and he would never get released.

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To be fair, Battery is a pretty underrated Metallica song.

Sentence

Three consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole, plus 84 years

Hummm

get a defibrillator

find a friend to work it on you

give yourself a heart attack

resuscitate

give yourself a heart attack

resuscitate

give yourself a heart attack

resuscitate

three life sentences worn out

now you only have to do 84 years

profit

It's not exactly perfect, but it could work.

anal sex is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural

Is there proof he was obsessed with fucking his side piece in the ass or is this just a fabricated meme to justify his actions? Was it in some text messages or testimony?

Was it in some text messages or testimony?

Yeah he texted "fuck CeCe and BeBe, we'll see how hard they ride" right before he incriminated himself

Just that his side piece was researching how to do anal

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Then why did he confess to those horrible murders?

why did he not show his disfiguring nuggie scars?

He attended Chapman University in Orange, California, and earned a broadcast journalism degree.

broadcast journalism degree

Haha what a fag

He wanted to spare his wife's legacy, who he still loved despite her murdering the kids and herself
And the police will force confessions out of anyone

You faggots will laugh at this and then go turn around and call jews demonic
Pure evil

throws nuggie

That doesn't make any sense

We're not laughing
It's horrible that an innocent man is in prison

this picture kinda got me laid with a Discord girl I was talking to in 2021. She thought this was the funniest thing in the world and we met not long after

shit I better call the school

why are they so obsessed with rando murderers

Because murderers are naturally "bad boys" with low-inhibition, which are inherently Chad-like qualities.

What's it like to take a life?

If you want to believe that, then I'm not gunna try to convince you otherwise.

AI, create a Buster Keaton style comedy about this case

have Chris in the following situations :

too many barrels at the oil rig site and Chris forgets which ones have the bodies

Chris goes to the school to explain how they will not be coming in anymore

Chris tries to hide all the evidence of the crime including an improbably amount of chicken nuggets that seem to be appearing spiritually

Chris tries to get in touch with the anal mistress but she's too busy browsing increasingly bizarre anal sex paraphernalia

the neighbor keeps snooping around with increasing hints that a crime took place

big showdown at the volcano, Chris is moments from destroying the barrels but a rube goldberg style situation keeps ejecting them out of the caldera and finally right in front of the cops

last scene is him pumping iron in the slammer when someone with a nice ass passes by and Chris follows them offscreen

How is it worse? I don't doubt you, but I'm just curious

who exactly do you think is making these demoralization threads?

Was she hot? Why didn't you keep seeing her?

I don't get this story, so he was some Colorado soiboy who would kill his entire family just for some 30-year old roastie? Doesn't make sense

Wait a minute, Watts was from North Carolina. There's no mention of Pittsburgh in his wiki bio.
Why was he a Steelers fan? Is he one of those guys who supports a completely unrelated team?
The only excuse is if his Dad was a Steelers fan. Otherwise as far as I'm concerned this is a worse red flag than murdering his family.

the people didn't turn into stones, they got slowly melted as the lava hardened. the stone things you see are molds that archaeologists made by pouring stuff into the body-shaped cavities in the rock

Strictly speaking no, it was shortly before the killings, which started off on an impulse

Having had to mercy kill animals on our farm, it's a very empty experience with a lot of buildup

When you're here, you're family

White people, and it's white people laughing, and it was a white guy that killed his kids

Ah ok, makes sense now.

Steelers are a national franchise, bucko.

I’ll bite. They’re obsessed because they seemed like a happy/normal family on the surface. They think it could happen to them. They don’t understand, he was a low IQ sociopath. He got fit, he got attention from another woman, and his wife was in the way of his quest for buttsex. He was assdrunk. His mistress was spreading her poophole and sliding her plump turd cutter up and down his cock, sucking out his cum like a vacuum. He probably hasn’t had sex with his wife in months or even in years. He was overtaken with lust and his main obstacles for steady supply of anal were his wife and kids.

Being drugged up in a fugue state against your will and surrounded by incomprehensible dipshits smearing shit and cum and piss everywhere while you're stuck strapped to a chair unable to do anything.

In prison you're at least able to watch TV, read any books you can get your hands on, workout, eat, talk, sleep, go outside, participate in some activities. Some even sneak in phones and actively use the internet everyday. Prison sucks but talking to inmates is at least something. If you're in an asylum you can't talk to anyone, and that's a worse hell. People NEED to socialize, it's a bedrock in our needs.
Mental facilities are no joke. Prison is made FOR YOU. You fucked up so you're punished but given the bare minimum.
Asylums are for people who are technically not persons. You get no privileges, you get no chances. It's torture if you're mentally sound.

People NEED to socialize, it's a bedrock in our needs.

Does posting on Anon Babble count as socializing

what turned this into a meme where is the video or documentary or whatever that all of you watched

kapeesh

*capisce
It's a real Italian word.

You're an actual retard if you think he's innocent

Women are retarded and need constant stimulus but also it tickles their vaginas to think about crime because their dumb gummy foid brains like violence.