Final Destination: Bloodlines

So has this movie effectively just catapulted Final Destination into the GOAT bracket of horror franchises suddenly?

FD5 was a huge return to form, but this one probably just edges it. I don't think there's many horror IPs where 5/6 of the films are this strong.

Final Destination thread I guess

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Does the space needle explode I would like to know
t. Washingtonian who bailed on the state years ago

Post your rankings. For me, its:

6 > 5 > 2 > 1 > 3 > don't watch 4

Also
Erik is the best character in the entire series

Julia tight as fuck, she have any socials?

Yes it does. The trailer didn’t lie about that. Oldest stunt lady in history is set on fire by a flambé chef, she starts running towards a gas leak and the whole west wing of the tower blows up. It was glorious.

Anna Lore I believe her name was?

You shills fucking suck. I just watched this (pirated, no benefit to you shill fucks). It is boring and stupid. There is like one cool death scene in the whole movie and it's not even that great. The more extravagant deaths look like cgi shit. The intro portion with the initial mass death is so fucking long and dull. Like holy shit wtf is wrong with the people that make these movies? It fucking sucks.
I will tell you, if you're a horror/Final Destination sucker, you've already decided to see this. If not, I do not recommend it. It is peak mediocrity.

Is FD anything like Saw? 2000s gore slop?

gonna coom

There were a lot of little "nods" in the latest film. Some of them a bit too on the nose for my liking. But I did enjoy a few. Will post below
LIKED Grandma Iris dying in the reverse way she died in her premonition felt like a very fun and petty characteristic of Death getting one over on her
LIKED Erik's Final Destination tattoo on his stomach
LIKED Tony Todd's origin story. Thought they retired him very gracefully as a matter of fact
LIKED confirming Kimberly and Tom are alive
DISLIKED the train and log truck homage ending
DISLIKED the oversight of the woodchipper being in Iris' FD Bible... inconsistent with Kimberly and Tom being explicitly said to be alive
DISLIKED the resuscitation homage even if it was a fakeout. They should have thought of a different way she could be resuscitated, am not a fan of retreading story beats like that from previous films

Overall it was great though. Can anyone explain the theory about Erik actually secretly being on Death's list?

pretty much.

yeah the writers of this seemed to be a big fan of Final Destination 2, or know the main death people remember from it at least

This is a very desperate and vain attempt to start a pasta. I've seen you furiously posting this exact comment in every FD thread. (You) should be ashamed. Also get the fuck out of my thread if you don't like Final Destination movies. I don't come into your My Little Pony threads crying about how gay you all are, so you can stay the fuck out of these ones as a return courtesy tobedesu.

I only watch these series to see tight hot chicks get rekt it's hot. The MRI and the lasik scene from the other movie is brutal.

I'll stop posting my criticism of Final Destination: Bloodshits, as soon as you stop acting like the garbage truck death looks good. I like the FD franchise overall, which is why this movie and the shills piss me off.

You said this last thread too, word for word

Public and indecent exposure. Right on the doorstep of a new restaurant mind you.

Replace Jigsaw with “a natural force” Death villain that’s unseen and can operate anywhere anytime.

julia built for sex

its a trashy horror film not classic cinema you goof, its good fun

An affair baby might still be on the list, and he was born from a secret affair.

But honestly that didn’t matter because he tried to intervene with his brother’s death. That puts him in the death zone anyway.

I'm comparing it to the other movies in the series, of which only 4 is worse.

Nailed it
Being a cocky little shit

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE IT AND SO SHOULD YOU REEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING SHILL THERES NO OTHER ANSWER BECAUSE OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE SHIT TASTE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T CARE IF I'M WRONG ABOUT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE THAT'S NOT PROOF OF ANYTHING!!!

Unrionically get a fucking grip. You haven't posted any criticisms beyond finding the CGI shit (which fair enough it is, but it's just not that important - we see a blatant dummy of a teenager get squashed by a pane of glass in FD2 for example). You are literally just shitting up the thread at this stage. So please. Fuck. Off.

Also, stop acting like such a tourist and use the website properly. If you want to reply to someone then do so. Screaming into the void like you are is just irritating to read.

It’s the only webm I got. Post the other ones and we’ll critique them with you.

But honestly that didn’t matter because he tried to intervene with his brother’s death. That puts him in the death zone anyway.

This was obviously my (and most peoples?) read on it. But I was reading in the last thread that he actually was on the list, but skipping the song changed the order? It's an interesting theory, but there's not enough to go on from what I just described so I was hoping that someone could explain it more thoroughly to me.

Takes itself much less seriously and doesn't have the convoluted soap opera storyline. There's connections between the movies but outside of 1,2, and 5 they're basically easter eggs at most.

No. i like the most of the franchise and I will discuss the shittiness of the shittier movies.

old man literally says they're over capacity

God literally helped them but that stupid bitch wanted more

Not exactly the order, the timing and mechanism rather. Death may have had one plan with the intense metal music he originally planned. Instead he played a softer song, so it had to quickly use a different plan to kill his. His leather ended up saving him from fire.

why compare them? They are all various shades of trashy horror, thats exactly what i want and expect.

180 max capacity

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Erik was suppose to die in the tattoo shop but because of
Howards death (Someone who wasn't suppose to exist) he changed songs delaying the events that would've caused his death and thus was put on deaths list.
Seen in final destination 2 where the highway survivors were targeted because the deaths of the 180 crew caused them to live longer.

Because this movie is barely above Truth or Dare level of trash horror.

Then discuss it you fucking cretin. That's what this thread is for. Going around crying shill is pretty much on par with bot posts at this stage.

This happens in every movie right? There is always someone that effectively implies "hey don't go there!" before they go and experience deathly disasters... it's not even specific to Final Destination movies, but all horrors almost.

The Tony Todd scene was actually well done, the backstory actually tied in well, and him giving a monologue about death was completely in character

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I have been you fucking idiot. Do you magically see post ids on Anon Babble? Last thread I was talking about the tattoo parlor scene among other things.

CAN’T LEEEEEEEEEV
IF LIVIN IS WITHOUT YOOOUUU

I CAN’T GEEEEEEEEEV
CAN’T GIVE ANYMOOOOOOOOORE

Not really, as far as Final Destination movies anyways. It's usually just some minor "creepy" things like some funky IT'S ON FIRE YEAH! type of song playing, or basically things anyone but some paranoid schizo would think spelled doom
Some horror movies do have the classic old man etc. saying YOU'RE DOOMED! at the beginning though

Yeah a bit of a weak theory all up, as much as I want to like it. Why would he move "1 down" in the order? That's literally never happened in any of the other movies. I think the real answer is that he fucked around and found out with Death.

shitty ass tower belonged in the stupid 60s or whatever, imagine building something today where the only exit is a SINGLE fucking elevator lmao
tragedy waiting to happen and it's sad all the deaths that have to literally happen before shit like that is finally fixed in future buildings
t. literally all building collapses/disasters etc.
It's always some combo of

couldn't support so many people at once

didn't have enough exits

one exit was blocked because apparently Death literally wanted it to be in that fateful day

greed meaning corners were cut

retards using flammable material on ceiling etc.

So Anon Babble, now that Final Destination is truly BACK. What do you want from the 7th instalment? What disaster do you want? What additions to the lore? Who replaces Tony Todd as the historian character?

I like the idea about a Titanic like cruise ship disaster. Think it fits very well. I would also bring back Devon Sawa personally since his offscreen death is probably the all time low of the series outside of The Final Destination. They could say he got bricked on purpose and revived at a hospital in France (?) now with a metal plate in his skull or something.

Also what ever happened to people skipping their turn and going to the bottom of the list? Feels like that hasn't happened since the 2nd or 3rd film.

You're thinking that there's is a singular order of death in FD when that cannot be the case, Death was working on the Skyview order for decades while other premonitions where popping up around it, and its not like those could be connected to it as everyone in the franchise would have to be an orphan for that to work.

Huh? They literally explain the order is a thing in all the movies? In this one Stef goes out of her way to highlight what the specific order is... I'm not sure I get what you're saying here.

the one mall skywalk collapse in 80s was pretty brutal

It definitely needs a big mass death as far as the opening sequence at least.
But having mass deaths for list shit is nonsense like the new train one or whatever

well these guys are hard to kill I'm just going to genocide the entire neighborhood

Cruise ship is a perfect setting since ships nowadays are literal sailing cities, but getting off the shit would be impossible since usually that would be saved for the grand gala event or whatever would only happen at night/way past boarding

Why'd you bail?

Oh shit you’re right

crowd crushes are quite horrific as well, especially the recent one in South Korea what with all the footage available
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Hall_disaster
Imagine dying not because of shit collapsing upon and beneath you but rather by being literally crushed to death and asphyxiation by fellow human beings

Holy shit I just checked. They had the sign and everything. Glorious.

But having mass deaths for list shit is nonsense like the new train one or whatever

Agreed. 6 is still the best imo, but it's definitely not outright. The ending is really weak.
Maybe a huge yacht instead of a cruise. Something with like 100 people not 1000. Also yachts are big but small enough that something horrible could go wrong still. They could be near shore or something.
Or they go the same route as the first movie and it's a HUGE disaster that only the main cast manage to escape. My memory's actually a little hazy, is this the first time the disaster has been entirely averted??

Imagine you’re in that elevator, the cable snaps, smushes that old jew in half, and now you’re left holding mush in a plunging elevator before you explode

Hahahahaha oh wow

going into an overcrowded elevator

literally "I'll take the next one" you have to be braindead not to

How the fuck does that glass floor crack
I like to imagine the material used to build stuff like that wouldn't be as fucking frail as the usual glass utensil or whatever?right

I demand a SpaceX/Grok movie. Death hijacks an AI. You can even send it prompts and get some creepy answers, but it won’t stop it from killing you after surviving a canceled SpaceX launch that was supposed to blow up in the premonition.

Maybe have a malfunctioning cybertruck death for one of the survivors. It would be amazing.

Wait what

Death is confirmed Zionist kek

Why did the fire pan combust everywhere in the opening sequence?
The dripping bar alcohol was enough for that?

oh it was a hotel not a mall
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyatt_Regency_walkway_collapse

On July 17, 1981, two overhead walkways in the Hyatt Regency Hotel in Kansas City, Missouri collapsed, killing 114 people and injuring 216. Loaded with partygoers, the concrete and glass platforms crashed onto a tea dance in the lobby.

Fucking glorious. 10/10

I think they've started to get the casting down pat. Not perfect yet (didn't think the lead in this one was thaaat good) but they seem to be matching an assortment of young, hot fresh faces with experienced television actors. Richard Harmon hard carried a lot of this movie for example. In FD5 you had Nicholas D'Agosto in a similar position along with David Koechner who was actually kinda miscast, but is the right profile still... they should build the cast like this moving forward. 30-50% tv actors that will give a good performance. The rest are hotties that are given their break in a horror movie.

Western Washington is expensive as fuck, and in my field of work (flight dispatch) you basically need to have years of experience to have any chance of getting a job with the airlines in Seattle. Wife encouraged me to try applying to places in the Midwest, sent out resumes to three services and got three job offers. Took the one with the best pay and packed up our lives

Seems like it yeah. The tower was shutdown and then torn down. That saves way more people than intended.

eh kinda feels like a different franchise unless they did a sci fi entry a la Jason X

Only one elevator

Holy shit

There were a lot of little "nods" in the latest film. Some of them a bit too on the nose for my liking.

I though there should have been MORE footage of the past movies. Its been 15 years

i don't get it
is it because it's the same as the flight 180?

Flammable clothes. That super old lady was wearing really flammable clothes to a flambé dinner party lol

She ran towards an active gas leak.

I'll still wait until it's not a blue whale's worth over capacity

I burst out laughing during the dad's death. The silliest, slapstickiest ones are always my favorites. Knew right away this was gonna be kino.

Oh, kind of reverse for me. I lived in the midwest and liked it but wanted to try Washington, my wife and I live in Kirkland now and are doing well. Happy you found something anon.

How do you beat the situation

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Do you think it’s a good thing that more and more movies are moving towards the power of an IP’s “formula” rather than rely on star power? Back in the day it was the main lead that attracted attention, not the gimmick the movie was about.

Saw felt more like a hybrid, sometimes relying on the Jigsaw formula, other times hiring a celebrity name like Chris Rock instead

I'm pretty sure it was a reshoot. He probably died there originally as a family member. Also his Dad tattoo probably got branded to say DEAD instead of the heart brand.

That said I like the song change saved him theory, and that he was outside the list before.

True, I didn’t like X. But the idea of introducing the series to a more “techno” environment always appeals to me for some reason. You could also go the other way by revisiting the far far past instead, such as a medieval or Victorian final destination film

Ride the elevator shaft down Revenge of the Sith style. Alternatively, make the five foot jump across the destroyed stairs to reach the otherwise perfectly intact staircase.

Yup. The franchise loves its special numbers and made up product placement. The alcohol they drink at the barbecue matches the trucks in FD2.

There was no time, the tower collapsed less than a minute later. Either way, the elevator plummeted and exploded at the bottom killing everyone.

do a 180 and walk away and yeah FD1

I mean when she first goes inside the tower

Simply speaking, I think a movie will always be better if the cast give their all and have good chemistry. Especially horror movies. I also think a movie will be better if it knows what it is / wants to be and plays to its strengths. Easier with horror movies. So to answer your question, a bit of column A and a bit of column B. Going too far in either direction won't help.

The Tom Cruise actor in the last movie was a great choice for example. Never seen him in anything else before or after, but he obviously gave it his all. Same for Erik here. Or Stifler and Carter in the first one. They don't need to necessarily have "star power" like Devon did, they just need to put in good performances and people will respond. That's ironically how stars are born. Casting Chris Rocks just end up with phone-it-in performances for me.

One Final Goon.

Just started watching, granddaughter just woke up
Please tell me there's a scene with later with Iris showing how she got out of the tower
That's one of my favorite parts in the movies, the main characters acting like deranged schizos post premonition and no one believing them until shit does actually happen

they do but its not as long as i wouldve figured

Yarp it's in there. Shes efficient at shutting down the disaster

This. Erik and Bobby were the only standouts in this entire movie for me. Kinda like Ian in 3. People I’ve never seen before or since that are just excited to finally do something people will see.

They only show a portion of it and there's never a "holy shit you were right!" moment unfortunately.

Oh well, that's disappointing.
It's always nice seeing the shock on the survivor's faces

a medieval or Victorian final destination film

could be kino if they reduced the comedy to like 15% honestly

they would just burn the main psychic guy or girl as a witch before the movie even truly began

Fuck that, make it prehistoric, show all the ways a cave can collapse on a neanderthal family

She is the second most efficient survivor after Kimberly. In fact, you can argue she is number 1 since she actually STOPPED the disaster. And got killed on purpose to prove she was right and not die slowly of cancer, thus giving the rest of her family the best odds at overall survival. Iris is kino. If they ever do another period piece/prequel movie she should be the Tony Todd character.

Yeah that would be an excellent narrative decision honestly. Premonition survivor averts disaster but is labelled a witch and murdered (whoever kills her buys time inadvertently). Would be a fantastic fake out. The era would allow the rest of the cast to be believably superstitious from start to finish skipping all the

no way this isn't really happening

bullshit. The more I think about it the better the idea becomes honestly.

grug farts

stink lines knock Pterosaur unconscious

Pterosaur flies into tree

branch falls onto grug

narrow miss

slip in grug shit pile and slam face first into fire

yabba dabba die

Just watched FD1 a couple days ago for the first time before watching this one. These are fun popcorn flicks from what I've seen, are the others worth watching, or are specific ones worth skipping?

>yabba dabba die

fucking hell

Watch them all except 4. Only watch that one if you're realllllyyy into the franchise. It's an objectively bad film that is thankfully very divorced from the other 5.

Oh yeah nothing happened at that point it seems

Holy shit you’re right. Which unironically makes everyone clueless

Salem Final Destination?

My fucking sides

The Crucible but everyone accused of witchcraft dies before they can be executed

Skip 4. Annoying cash grab slop.

I also think Death as a supernatural entity can be more visible here

Wouldn't that just be a more gory VVitch?

Death could be the “human” judge condemning them. Pilgrims that were all supposed to die at sea or something, so he manifests physically and starts rounding them up to kill them easier because it’s the barebones colonies and he doesn’t have much crazy shit to Rube Goldberg.

That’s how all of Jamestown disappeared

I was making fun of him for using a reddit or discord whatever spoiler tag you fucking retards. You and that newfag shuld kill yourselves.

Final Destination Jamestown or Roanoke would be kino

haha we finished 5 months early :)!

That's my cue to leave

IS THAT WHY HE ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY CATCH WITH ME??!

Kek

Yup

I grew out of pointless hate of other discussion platforms about 15 years ago, it's time you did the same

Erik was always on the list. Stefanie had intervened by informing the family and establishing the rules, allowing for them to skip their deaths - this is how the characters in the original movies manage to avoid death too when it's their turn, it's the ones who do not know the rules that just get killed off immediately. So when Erik is in the tattoo parlour he changes the song throwing Death's plan off and then manages to actually survive death because he's semi-aware that he's being targeted. So that bumps him to the bottom of the list. Remember the list order is : Erik, Julie, Bobby, Darlene, Stefanie, Lil Bro. So Julie's next. That's easy to follow. Next up is Bobby, this is where the movie gets a bit smarter (because the characters are wrong and lose track of the list order due to extra information they possess about Erik). Erik saves Bobby next. He takes the peanut butter out of the RV. It's dumb but it actually is firmly established this would have killed Bobby. So Bobby skip. Now he's bottom of the list. And this is where the movie gets really fun because you're thinking either does the list restart within Erik's family (so Erik is at the top again) or does it go to Darlene. The answer is the movie supports both, making the lore a bit more open ended and fun. Darlene, Stefanie and Lil Bro are all saved before the next death. I'm hitting character limit so will spoiler text the moments they're "saved" in my next post

They should show death after 7 films

I prefer the say not show method, cause unless it's perfect it's gonna ruin everything

This is a case of someone who is supposed to not exist causing someone not to die at their time. He changed the song when she texted him and then he saw the picture of him with his dad.

It's dumb but it actually is firmly established this would have killed Bobby

Where is that confirmed?

its a huge advantage for the series for them to not be tethered to some actor or design

Why is this webm slowed down like 100x?

funniest guy in the film

this bitch was so fucking tight and hot fuck

I lol’d hard at that

NTR’d

What would you do seeing your waifu crushed inside a garbage truck wearing a tight hot outfit?

Chimpout on the truck driver and then the kids.

They forgot about his peanut allergy

No I get that, but how does a closed container lead up to his death? do they hit a bump in the road while he's sleeping with his mouth open and the bumps have been slowly untwisting the lid over the course of 10 or so minutes, then a glob falls in his mouth? He is also shown getting into the RV with the epi-pen falling out his pocket

Why is Kimberly the only character to survive?

His peanut allergy. He was very close to flatlining. But sadly he was too distracted to let himself go into shock, especially after witnessing his brother die in the MRI while holding an EpiPen.

I remember when the reboot was first announced the big rumor was that it was gonna be medieval.

Remunerating over gore. It’s more surreal to study each frame, especially if you have OCD.

The MRI scene where the dude has all his piercings ripped lol his cock ring pulled and he just gets mashed into a bunch of mush. Disgusting.

I wish he'd shown up as an adult.

The kids tried to save her though. One of them was literally holding her torn arm trying to pull her out

Truth or Dare is great you stupid fag

Virgin White woman

Commit sudoku

In a so bad it's good kind of way, sure. It's still trash.

The kids playing povertyball

To show that it can be done. To give tiny hope for anyone else to try. Hilariously that just angers death more and they die in even goofier ways

It was a great idea. I don’t think they went far enough. I wanted the MRI to eat him entirely until he was a messy pulp.

Oh well. Close enough. A+ marketing with the skull tattoo on his stomach getting pierced too

Oh shit… yeah you’re right. Into jail I go

Something like that

do they hit a bump in the road while he's sleeping with his mouth open and the bumps have been slowly untwisting the lid over the course of 10 or so minutes, then a glob falls in his mouth

kek

That was just the movie showing how Erik is now convinced death is coming.

How do you feel about the retcon?
I think it's one of the best things you could have done with this character since he obviously isn't coming back

Play with this *turn on MRI Scanner*

What retcon? This followed the old movies perfectly.

I was thinking he had to be an older character from one of the other movies but couldn't think of a fit

We don't get to see it because Erik saved him and skipped him

Just finished watching it myself, it was cool

It was never implied that he was on death's list in the older movies, every time characters visited him he knew that they were in some way connected to the Sky View incident

He was definitely the douchey dad at the end. His grating personality was the same. That's why the entire house etc got nuked. They weren't supposed to exist.

I agree. It makes sense narratively, and it was a respectful send off. A surprisingly tender moment in a movie about people exploding from everyday objects.

I think it was just a comedic setup for NUT CHECK

Wouldn't make any sense since he died before the grandma

But he explained that perfectly - he and Iris traded notes on how to counter death. It wasn’t exactly a retcon but more of an added layer of depth for his lore as a mortician. Doesn’t negate anything he said in the past.

wow, the loss of his redneck friend in Lowlifes really did a number of him...

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That would actually explain the bullshit of the penny coming back to derail the train, which would be kino if that’s actually what they intended.

Maybe he was Erik's real father, the one he got pissed about because he sucked.

They also explained how he knew everyone in the old movies - he tracked everyone down that Iris saved, along with their descendants and obituaries.

have premonition where see a bunch of people die and can stop it

do nothing and just die or you are...le bad!

No he didn’t. His death was in the premonition, not real. Grandma forced her own death to happen early.

I feel he might’ve had an amazing career just by going Mr White?

This. She was fucking with death her whole life, so that overrode the order same way Erik fucked with death and got added.

Just post the deaths so I don't have to waste my time seeing this shit.

Iris and JB were the last to die in Iris’ premonition.

I meant that his prior knowledge of death’s nature and the other main characters from staying in contact with schizo Iris since childhood explains his character enough to me. The character accepting that he dies next when Tony Todd was actually on death’s doorstep while filming and giving a few lines of “enjoy life while you can because it’s precious” was pretty tender and genuine.

see

I'm starting to wonder if Death's autistic and really REALLY fucking cares about a specific particular method, why not do the house explody thing while she's asleep in it?

Wendy survives

why not do the house explody thing while she's asleep in it?

I think it's safe to assume it simply couldn't. They made the house out to literally be an impenetrable Deathproof fortress, that only gave Death small windows when external factors were at play (Stefani visiting, drugs coming in the mail etc..). During those times the movie established that Iris was ever vigilant and hard to get one past. In fact, we actually do see Death try to splode the house when Stef is initially there and Iris stops it from happening.

You make some strong points, I can agree with that

How could they have possibly gotten off the train? Why didn't JB say anything about them?

She gets BTFO by a subway at the end of 3.

The cop also survived

Too easy for Death. If you had a particular thorn in your side for a long time, would you not relish in the opportunity to finally remove it and make it special?

. I don't think there's many horror IPs where 5/6 of the films are this strong

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Huh. The exact same amount. Fancy that.

Wendy does not survive.

Not a bad one in the bunch. Truly the goat franchise.

Wendy does not survive. Anon is wrong.

Is there a single horror movie intro more iconic amongst normies than FD2?

Holy crap, they ended the capeshit honeymoon upon entry.

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I doubt it. I guess the plane explosion technically counts but didn’t elicit the same visceral reaction.

With the recent FAA hiring scandals and exploding planes since February, it’s bound to bounce back to the #1 generational fear again

lmfao

death is....le mans!

lol

93% on Rotten Tomatoes with 123 reviews

50-100 million opening weekend, on pace for 400-500 million run maybe higher

How can they top this with a sequel?

Medieval times or Victorian

Black Panther x Final Destination: Wakandie Forever

I wanna see a different time period for sure

Wtf you mean this is the sixth one. just make another good one wtf

any good scenes?

says a lot about the horror genre that goreslop for tweens is "GOAT franchise"
embarassing

What was the point of the fucking grandma notes? Its only relevant for them to find JB and thats all

more people drive on highways than they go on flights

Wakandie

Can't believe this shit has me smiling

Why is the 4th one so hated???

So Steph can link the past disasters to hers.

watch this

expect to finally get some lore about death

nothing

….. just wanted to know why the premonitions happens
Are they the death cause? Another force?

i think the timing way right for both the franchise and people wanting a horror movie that isnt some neutered blumhouse shit or an unfamiliar subversive horror movie

Whenever I'm getting on a plane or in a roller coaster or anything moderately 'dangerous', I love saying "Have you guys ever seen Final Destination?"
Instantly sets everyone on edge.

She only do it ONCE and by accident and its not relevant at all for the rest of the movie

fucking lol

FD movies always felt like a higher production for the genre and feels like a cheap cashgrab, cant even remember a single kill outside the initial race crash

Absolutely based

THEY ARE LITERALLY TOLD THAT DYING AND GETTING BACK TO LIFE CAN END THIS

“LOL NO LETS TRY SOMETHING ELSE”

Why are they fucking retarded?

follow up question dragging you to hell with me

Death imo, it torments Steph with her grandma’s disaster so she can get her grandma to leave her fortress.

Why would it give a way for them to survive???

It had zero substance, it was pure death porn. 1st movie was pretty serious, 2 had direct connections to 1 through clear and introduced a new way to beat death. 3 had the death photos, 5 introduced a new way to beat death and was tied to 1. 6 expanded on the lore quite a bit through Iris.

Now think about 4, what did it do differently or introduce to the lore? Nothing.

Final Destination Bloodlines
21 Million (Opening Day Domestic)
47 Million (Global Opening Day)
??? (Worldwide)
A Quiet Place
50 Million (Opening Weekend Domestic)
188 Million (Lifetime Domestic)
188 Million (Lifetime)
Alien Romulus
50 Million (Opening Weekend Domestic)
105 Million (Lifetime Domestic)
350 Million (Worldwide)
Final Destination already is tracking to far surpass Alien's opening weekend, i don't see how it fails to make 400,000,000.

Gives them a false sense of hope.

Wow, it's actually surprising to hear someone in 2025 who actually gives this much of a shit about his movies

they were already in a hospital too lol

death uhhh finds a way

great sendoff though

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hey bro let's split up from the group

Erik was a doodlenigger.

Kek

As far as I know death never takes lives he is not suppose to while trying to fuck up survivors……Why the fuck he takes the lives of all the people living on all the houses during the train scene at the end????

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He’s an asshole

Easier said than done. How many people know how to stop a heart without fully killing the person for good?

fuck around with death and it gets messy.

They were at a fucking hospital

shit would be more gory than this.

How many people know how to stop a heart without fully killing the person for good?

They were in a hospital, they were literally surrounded by people who know how to do that.
How hard would it be to bribe a nurse and say you're an adrenaline junkie or something.

or Victorian final destination film

Half of one of the books was set in the 1880s, with a twist involving Jack the Ripper.

Okay now you have to convince a doctor to kill you a bring you back

Surprised they still haven't had a character who goes full paranoia and wears a suit of bubble wrap and shit for funnies

That’s what Kimberly does in the 2nd movie.

What's the point of granny Iris living in some forsaken hellhole
as if Death couldn't just cause a meteor from 1 billion light years away to crash on top of wherever you were given how silly Death has become in the latest movie

It gave her cancer and started tormenting her granddaughter.

If someone told me "Yeah, death is coming for you and you can't stop it" I'd probably just shoot myself, go out as quick and easy as possible instead of waiting for whatever wacky ass series of accidents Death is gonna spring on me.

Guy in the 2nd movie tried that, gun didn’t fire.

Because the only people with knowledge to do so would put you in an insane asylum the moment you requested that, unless one of the survivors was a specialized doctor
stopping your heart fully to the point you actually "die" isn't the hard part, coming back from it is considering it's a game of chance unironically

You need to remind them you’d do nothing to save them, knowing you could’ve changed the outcome had you tried. Instant classic

If anything knowing it would be merciful because if Death as a literal supernatural being exist, so does other supernatural shit including the afterlife and that is more comforting than just dying normally without knowing

Quite the opposite.

man I forgot about that.
Or I bet Death would make the gun misfire and not kill you immediately, so you die horribly some other way.
Death is a fucking bitch man, its not my fault I lived, go fucking torture the bitch who had the vision.

I truly hope he followed his own advice IRL. RIP, sweet prince.

Why is Death male, it's just a dancing skeleton

It’s a male skeleton

did he have cancer
It's sad since he looked so weak kinda like that bad guy from Potlergeist 2 and he legit had canver

He had stomach cancer

Why would you check for capacity at the top instead of the bottom?

True, but we already established the director was so evil and sadistic that they wanted Stephanie (and vicariously the audience through her) punished by having Julia die staring directly into your soul, in a “how could you let me die” sort of facial expression, or whatever’s left of it. Realistically, her eyeballs would’ve popped out in different directions. It’s an artistic choice.

That's sad, it's one of the worst ones, isn't
Hope he didn't suffer much at least

Death respects her enough not to do her dirty like that. Besides, she controls the gates - I bet she’d always check the weather and has a ride ready to bail at the slightest change in climate.

The newest one is too sad desu, family death hits too hard than just a bunch of strangers

They were already at the top. It was capacity for the elevator, not the whole sky view. Elevator brought up people multiple times

Especially garbage waifu

Yeah. Clear, Kim and Wendy were better.

Why is Death so evil?
Clearly he enjoys the suffering, considering for being literally DEATH, he could just have people die suddenly and that wouldn't even be questioned since people die like that instead of causing magical convoluted "accidents"

nta but...
Let's get really autistic here. <spoiler>Theres a time when one survivor yells stop and prevents a t-bone. I think the mom gets skipped, I went to restroom so I'm iffy here, if something happens where Mc +bro get skipped before mri. Erik next. (MRI). Drowning sister got intervened for sure. Crushed son intervened (prior to sister who saved Mc. Mkm splat. Logs sister bro. </spoiler>

leading theory is that they were on the list, the um ackshually dad was the piano kid from the skyview

How hard would it be to bribe a nurse and say you're an adrenaline junkie or something

Um very? That sounds positively retarded anon. Bribe her with what?? It's not like they're millionaires lmao

Bitches have to pay for inconveniencing him.

Their deaths?

Death be super petty and angry

Better waifus

It's not like they're millionaires lmao

Howard had a nice house and they just got the inheritance, they practically are.

You missed garbage waifu

Death has been doing his thing since time immemorial, at this point he's just clip-farming

True, but watching a waifu die in such a horrific slow unfair manner when she was almost gonna get rescued still hurts

Tucker Carlson looking motherfucker

Hahahaha you’re right

is possibly the most low key cruel death in the entire series because his loved ones are all left thinking that he committed suicide over his brother's death, with Death even sucking the water that he slid on back into the toilet to diminish speculation that it could've been an accident

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Correct anon. It’s why the series started off strong. The new movie was a great return to form

ctrl-s anon

Darlene by them being cautious going through the revolving door (we already know from the trailer that can kill her)

Stef and Charlie were saved offscreen when they're talking about there's a million different ways you can die in a hospital as they walk to the ER

That brings us back to Erik's turn

Obviously Death is playing a hand in all the accidents, but do we ever see it actively meddle and run away like it does with Todd? The water receding shot seems far more overtly supernatural than pretty much anything else in the franchise

The revolver not firing 6 times in the 2nd movie.

Yeah, sorry idk spoiler tag...

Erik text intervene through sad song

Garbage waifu

Chad kid Nut check intervene

Watch out mom intervene (maybe nut death here)

Idk if Mc + lil bro intervened???

Erik MRI

Chad MRI

Mom splat (but slowly dying lil bro saved first)

Drowning sister intervene by bro

Crushed lil bro intervened by mom (that allowed drowning intervene

Train Mc

Train lol bro

Either there were a shitload of intervenes or zero. Erik still in family list despite cheating reveal or collateral doing to assisting and tattoo was unrelated death time/death just fucking with erik for the lulz

Yeah that definitely counts actually

For me, it's the spoopy shadows, wind, and blurs.

The rollercoaster taunting Wendy was pretty spooky

The watch out STOP scene with Darlene takes place after the hospital stuff when they're going back to the grandma's house

It moves a hair spray can in FD4 into a hair straightener telekinetically

4 is the worst, sure. But the escalator scene and the pool sex made it worthy to watch at least

Mmm ok. I do remember lots of little things where I counted them as potential interventions. Despite them not changing the order. Even stuff like survivors changing seats and stuff. There's either lots of minor skips or zero

i like the office lady from FD2

the one that gets a splinter to the forehead? she was hot af

Kat

Bpd Erin from 3 is my FD waifu. Ian a manlet I bet I could sway her

shill thread. movie was cgi garbage

MRIs are fine.
it's loud as fuck with weird robotic noises like world war three is happening outside yours years and it often feels like a coffin inside due to how low the top is but nigga literally just close your eyes.
CT scan is comfy af in comparison and quite spacious but it's actually the one that can potentially give you cancer, unlike MRI

kek I avoid logging trucks and fuel trucks while driving.

Why is everyone pretending Erik was always in the list? He is not blood related at all

b-but the tattoo store!!

It was a literal accident

He ended up dying because death was tired of him trying to stop his plan

Unironically avoid being under anything above hoisted by cranes and lifts

He's a bloodline baby, being from an affair doesn't change that. He shouldn't exist.

Did the IMAX resolution widen during his scene? It only occurs when death is present

Wendy’s sister, Julie, was pretty cute.

What's the most in your face Death has been to the point where a bystander would probably take notice? For me, gotta be FD1 moving the bulldozer so Terry could get run over. Imagine just seeing a bulldozer teleport across the road. You'd almost have to be added to the list for knowing too much

literal accident

And who caused that accident?

Did you make that up?

I literally feel anxious whenever I see any kind of big truck nearby desu
what the fuck can you even do, if a truck crashes against you/your car it's literally over

I make sure to avoid any sort of construction site or stuff under construction/repairs/old, I literally almost died as a teen once walking back home from school, heard a sudden noice, stopped, then a fucking piece of the building's roof of whatever fell right in front of me which means it probably would have hit if I didn't stop, fuck that shit, never walked past that building again

that random asian girl who learns she’s next before immediately getting impaled in FD

Masterpiece. The legend continues to farm aura from beyond the grave

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Why was the grandma house yard full of shit that could kill her or anyone really easily??? Even the roof was full of spikes

FOR WHAT PROPUSE???

They should have just killed the turtle.
Easy 50+ years

Misery Business

Baiting death with controlled dangers. She KNEW the spikes and shit could get her, so she would be able to side step the attempts more effectively. Actually pretty smart desu

Migrate, bros.

What bulldozer???

just says they're all going to die anyways

leaves

holy chad

Imagine is killing animals was always the answer lol

No, in a couple of trailers they mentioned that if the IMAX width increased, apparently it meant death is present.

I intend to fully enjoy whatever time I have left - because you never know

good luck

The majesty riding this demigod's cock. It's unmatched.

It was a bus.

No it was a bulldozer blocking the road. The bus is what ran her over and killed her

He ended up dying because death was tired of him trying to stop his plan

If death can just bend the rules anytime he wants then whats the point of even trying to stop this mf