Marvel gives the fans exactly what they asked for

Marvel gives the fans exactly what they asked for

Why aren't people hyped for Ironheart?

holy fuck a mechanical helmet, better not miss this one out

I wanted Armor Wars and i've been robbed of War Machine in favor of Black Girl Magic

Woah there, don't forget the AWESOME weight. I'm prebooking my tickets NOW!

lol, that leg must weigh at least 40 kg

The joke here doesn't even work it isn't framed like a shitty movie detail

Exactly what they asked for

I don't remember asking for more niggers. In fact, I asked for the exact opposite thing.

Ummm actually anon it's really lightweight metal, but you're not a black female genius so obviously you wouldn't understand.

So I'm presumably in awe that it's so light?

This is not worth discussing

everything people has been asking for

Who?

You're gaslighting yourself.

That's literally why it sucks though? Like I'm not gaslighting, it sucks and that's why.

We already have War Machine at home. I'd take a series about him. I don't need some Mary Sue aping Iron Man

They don’t care it’s just marketing.

How? What does that even mean?

I thought Ironheart was Tony Stark's wife? Although, I never read Ironman comics because they were boring and sucked ass

This isn't the final version of her suit so they are 100% making the real one not mechanical anyways

Now you're gaslighting me. This is the chud playbook

first gaslight yourself

other people rightly call you crazy

gaslight the people calling you crazy

repeat

Nah, that's Pepper. He built her that suit that showed up in Endgame. When she uses it she's called Rescue

Mister_E69 Top 1% Commenter doesn't know what gaslighting means. Typical for a redditor

I was excited for Armor Wars years ago. Now there isn't anything the MCU could make that I'd watch.

What makes Armor Wars such a great and popular storyline? Doesn't Iron Man just go around beating up and kicking the absolute everloving shit out of everyone with a power suit?

Be honest with me, what are the chances of Ironheart meeting Kang in a movie? If they don't fight, pass.

exactly what they asked for

exactly who was asking for any of this?

WE

Mechanical helmet, awesome weight, and it feels powerful

fucking lmao they're just saying words because what they really want to say is, "YOU HATE IT BECAUSE RAYSIST"

You can just FEEL how powerful that helmet is, which is why people watched Iron Man, that powerful helmet was make or break. Really what more could you fans want? You got the helmet that's POWERFUL

just because it has an ugly nigress

Fixed that for her
Pepper's shit is called Rescue

See you’re doing it again.

Ironheart like all the weird Marvel shit where they zombify their IPs and pass them on to another character just feels like a weird knockoff of the character it's obviously based on. It's like a soulless remake less than a decade later by the same studio

And they didn't make a movie about Pepper/Rescue because...?

This is literally malicious compliance

because Riri was literally created to be a 'better Ironman'. That's it. The creator literally argued she should be the smartest person in the entire fucking Marvel world - beyond cosmic level even

Comic fans won't care for it since any comic fan dislikes Riri by default of her being a Mary Sue insert (not the same thing as an actual Mary Sue)
Movie fans won't like it because even the fucking negros have gotten tired of Marvel capeslop

So what's left? Le hecking based negro latisha screaming 'mhmm gurl she just one of us, yaaa lill all dem whites'
Yes, that's it. That's literally all that will fucking see it is retarded negros

Marvel missed the greatest opportunity on the planet by not bringing Howard back as the real Rhodey when they revealed Skrull Rhodey

if it was Morgan Stark and about her dealing with being Iron Man's daughter it would have been 1000 times better

The character was clearly invented for the MCU and apparently we're just supposed to okay with it even though I'm not a liberal and don't care about black women

she should be the smartest person in the entire fucking Marvel world

That's Moongirl.

locked thread

lmao
Also

people HAS been asking for

Gwyneth paltrow lost her damn mind with the Goop stuff so Marvel's afraid to touch her.

Holy fuck I completely forgot about Morgan Stark. Is the MCU even doing anything with her? What did the comics do with her?

Morgan Stark

Plus they would have been forced to cast a super hot white teenager. I'm picturing a young Leighton Meester.

How are they doing this show and character without tony/iron man..

Even if he's dead he literally isn't even mentioned at all nor her inspiration. The fuck?

What I asked for was just recasting the roles of characters people care about instead of pushing Z listers and black usurpers

What's with the sneakers?

That's not the same black girl?

Well of course, her inspiration is actually Shuri from Black Panther. You know, the movie she was in that nobody seems to like her in.

She's called Iron Heart because there's no soul in this machine.

No.
Riri's creator literally said she was smartest in the fucking entire concept, like the actual multiverse

Moon Girl could at least be argued by the fact she's not human but Riri is just an average kid who is a bit smart (for Marvel earth)

Nope, Moongirl is the girl with the T-Rex.

Moon Girl is the smartest character in the Marvel Universe, even smarter than Reed Richards.

the shoes hanging on powerlines

Mock the fans

Spit on the fans

Hurt the fans

Tell the fans they're evil

Don't have any fans

Try to give the fans "what they want"

There are no fans

Remember guys,, "all art is Left Wing," and 99.99% of art is shit. What an interesting coincidence. Left-wing people are ugly, gross, low IQ, mean spirited, childish, womanish, weak, cowardly critters, and they're not brave or good at anything. Not good writers either. I guess it's because their souls are small, like they are.

God. Please let me trick Hollywood Jews and Disney faggots into letting me director an adaption of Marvels. I will make it so kino. It will be like a big reset for cape slop.

Is that supposed to read like rap lyrics?

Pitch me

What's the Anon Babblensensus on Ironheart?

i'd rather watch Howard in Armor Wars than Don Cheeto

retarded character that exists for diversity shit so some fetishist retard like bendis can get his kicks

I always wonder the faces of people who give like to this posts.

If the black girl looked like this I'd have watched it

Actually, yes, the character inside the suit is not as compelling as the millions of dollars of artists' efforts on the screen. This is not a controversial statement. Tony's best moments don't require the armor at all.

You unironically sound really hurt.

I do not concern myself with stuff that bendis made because he was trying to get royalties by setting up mcu synergy

yeah basically
everyone has their own suit and big fucking cgi fights

fuck bendis

Sounds like Anon Babble

I am fatigued beyond words

no black busty goth superhero women

wtf marvel

Don't know how you find niggers attractive

easy, you just pick the top 0.5% of them and ignore the rest

If they made a war machine show, it would be about his PTSD from being War Machine, with maybe one scene of actual War Machining. But if it was 85% balls to the wall War Machine spewing hot lead and missiles and lasers against drones, armored foes, and even Metal Gears, it would have been awesome, because so far nothing beats his introduction in the Japanese Garden.

Just don't impregnate them, last fucking thing we need

Absolutely zero. Though if Iron Lad makes an appearance that would be something.

If they cast someone prettier and younger like Ella Balinska as RiRi Williams i would watch it immediately.
Also i was going to say the actress for RiRi looks way too old, but I just googled it and shes actually 27 and Ella is 28. What the fuck?

you can read his writing ITT

Havent they totally fucked up War Machine because Secret Invasion revealed he was a skrull the whole time?

Morgan should be the new Rescue, using her father's technology in unique Search and Rescue missions that get complicated when her father's old foes or people with a grudge against Stark try to make trouble for her, forcing her into superheroism.

There are multiple ways to tell an Ironheart story in a meaningful or humorous way but let's be real everyone knows it's just going to be diversityslop wypipo no season dey robot suits garbage.

Basketball-americans are obsessed with expensive shoes made by child slaves for some reason

He was literally dragged from the skrull pod, so he was replaced sometime after he was paralyzed.

Heres your new iron man upgraded replacement bro

Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking?

lmfao, I'm sure they thought it was a good thing to take the mythical, very white city of Asgard and turn it into an inner city block, unsanitary brown people food carts and all

only if they make a big deal about his race like the Falcon show

Actually? Thinking about it? Why add in the superheroism at all?

That would stand out as pretty fucking unique if it was just a short show, or preferably a DTD+ Movie, where it's just a girl doing rescue operations in this crazy ass world. San Andreas but with a superhero in the middle of it sounds great, it gives her a team to bounce off of, a reason to step up in a disaster, some fresh danger than just another bad guy with similar powers, mixing Disaster Movie and Superhero Movie would be fresh and unique compared to this crap.

For the record the area on reddit where that was posted is a joke/jab place. Like a shitty movie detail would be that Matthew Broadwick killed someone during the fimilg of ferris buelers or w/e

This. A devastating dose of truth.

nigga ... it's jabbing at people who don't like the tv show
Every ironic/joke subreddit is infested with troons and leftists who are too deep in the sauce to recognize that they are the target of their own joke. See gamingcirclejerkl.

The post over 20 thousand updoots but most of the comment section are disagreeing with it, what's up with that?

For the record the area on reddit where that was posted is a joke/jab place

go back

more than powerful... iconic.

Marvel gives the fans exactly what they asked for

The worst Marvel NOW! character they ever made.

Dunno. All I hear is Dolemite.

I just want the right niggers. If we learned anything from Deadpool & Wolverine it's that what the people want is Wesley Snipes back as Blade.

Oh. Does the T-Rex look like a bird or a lizard? Because if it looks like a lizard that's very unrealistic for the anachronistic pet of a black supergenius girl living in Brooklyn.

They would have to pay Gwyneth Paltrow a lot of money, and she has bad optics with her alternative health stuff.

All the more reason to have Morgan be the main Iron Girl who never picks up the phone for her mother.

I'll stick with Kamen Rider.

trolling is not allowed outside of Anon Babble anon

when we went to cali i noticed fucking homeless wearing the jordans w/e fucking shoes they like. and faggots asked for change it was unreal

Based, even if I don't really like the new seasons of that, either.

the Zi-O Ridewatch

I love and hate Heisei Generations Forever. Not a good first Kamen Rider film, and feels weird knowing Shout Factory didn't license and sub Zi-O.

Anyone who has said, "All art is Left Wing," (including you, who capitalized it for some fucking reason) is an uneducated retard.

Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Robert Heinlein

S. Craig Zahler

Frank Capra

Ray Mendoza

Mel Gibson

Morrissey

Will Jordan

Adolf Hitler

Of varying quality, and there are tons more, by no means .01% (not even going to to fully parse out the soft-skull logic going on there - what are you even trying to say, that all art is left wing and that's why most art sucks? Or that the supposedly leftist claim that all art is left wing is wrong, in which case then you have to acknowledge there is reactionary trash getting churned out daily by the ton along with libtard garbage, too?). You just feel that way because you have an incredibly limited media consumption - all Disney corpo slop, right? One of the best plays of the last 100 years is No Exit by Sartre, and that cretin was certainly a leftist. You need to be sterilized for the good on mankind. You're genes are piss in the gene pool.

Good bait, though.

Kek naw then it would be good

Ella is mixed-race, i.e. not black enough.

Is there a way for all blacks to have this lineage?

you have to impregnate all the sheboons

Fine. You said impregnate, not have sex with. So I can fuck all the hot ones and turkey baste the uggos.

Post a selfie, Pajeet.

I would be okay with girl characters getting race swapped to black if it were ever a black girl as cute as this

Apparently, I as a decades long comic book and comic book movie fan, asked for a character I never cared about to clog up a movie and waste resources on an entire show in an already bloated cinematic universe.
I guess I'm getting forgetful in my old age.
I certainly didn't ask for more coherent writing, more established comic book characters to get more screen time, and finishing up years longs storylines.

Lexi isn't doing anything except becoming pig . She would jump if Disney said "hey, we want you back as Morgan Stark for a D+ show, you'll get your own suit and everything"

all those cope replies

Yep and they'd be crying about muh niggerman

get a tiny little morsel of good food in a giant plate of shit

Why aren't you enjoying your meal?

Her T-Rex looks like a red lizard.

lol

Boobs

HNNNNGGG!

It's been confirmed they purposefully hire ugly angry looking black women for majority of roles. Sick shit.

Every reddit thread where normal people were complaining about the mongoloid in last of us got this

correction, ugly black girl

Ironheart is a shit character through and through. Having Iron Man's successor be a troubled black genius girl that just steals his shit would never, ever work, no matter how much stuff that people wanted to be in an actual Iron Man movie you put in it. It'd be like if Miles just looted the Spider-Man suit from Peter's dead corpse, Spider-Verse wouldn't have been able to make him likable.

It'd be like if Miles just looted the Spider-Man suit from Peter's dead corpse

He practically did.

You can’t refute a single one of them can you faggot?

i did not ask for a girl. i asked for a shota boy.

Life of a woke grifter must be so easy because you can always just declare that your opposition thinks like your strawman without ever having to actually engage with them.

the problem is a black person is standing on the shoulders of a giant (the Iron Man movies) and it doesnt feel deserved. Simple as

the ice cream at our restaurant has hints of vanilla, delicious chocolate mint, and caramel sea salt flavors. Everything fans have dreamed of!

but they are gaslighting themselves into hating it because we had a homeless man drop a turd on it!

must have missed the part where it's a fucking high tech suit made with borderline magi-tech, but you do you keffals.

would the series have hope of success if Riri loses everything by the end like she's supposed to do ??

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