Kills his mom

kills his mom

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he was so real for that

How does a pathetic ugly and incompetent faggot like him get a big following? And how can I get it?

Is it true he lives in a blood smeared shit stained basement?

sell your soul to some shady add company who will take most of your income.

Conservatives

No he didn't.

No he didn't.

No he didn't.

No he didn't.

No he didn't.

No he didn't.

***millenial conservatives

He played the new wow raids when they came out

What does he even do now? All i get in my feed is shit from him about Trump and shilling chink gachas

just be a reliable and unbiased source of news. he has become the biggest and best political streamer by doing just that

He looks like a faggot. Never watched him. I watch only Kino Casino and Robbaz.

he's a hippie, all his viewers are hippies and he lives like a filthy hippie

He shills for bernie and thinks universal income is cool because he's a workshy streamer. If he made a political compass quiz he'd be at the bottom-left. He doesn't even hate niggers.

There's nothing right wing or conservative about asmongold or joe rogan. Joe Rogan is a weed smoking californian. They all just rebel against the current conservative establishment held by the Democrat party where the main religion seem to be some kind of wokeness. In the 60s hippies were against Christian moralists and now they're against woke-moralists.

I don't get why people call all these obvious hippie degenerates as right wing or conservative. They're a bunch of lazy hippies. The conservatives are the ones who are in power in Washington. Just because they happen to be gay jews and feminist white women doesn't mean they aren't the conservative establishment that desperately tries to defend the status quo from fringe groups like hippie podcasters and streamers.

asmon gold is a leftist hippie.

Simple. Learn from people, and tell the truth. The truth is a drug. And everyone's subscribing to it, these days.

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some people actually think this

Imagine being the kind of person who thinks Asmongold is one of the smartest people alive. Fucking hell.

The obvious grift of him glazing trump and elon on his stream all day is so boring. It's even worse now that he's pretending to like India and hate Pakistan to get jeet viewers on his youtube videos.

I get why he does it, but it's such boring slop. Especially since he's a complete pussy and just let Elon leak their DMs and continued to suck Elon's dick after.

He ruins his whole persona when he tries to give any sort of opinion on anything that isn't being a shut in with rotting teeth and roaches everywhere, though.
He was lecturing people on the importance of home maintainence which is just levels of irony that I can't even fathom

That's pretty much what he does. He's awful at videogames but his viewer seem to enjoy his shitty opinions. "HERE'S OUR BOY TRUMP. OH BOY. TRUE! THERE IT IS!"

can you read?

88

Why does he hate le roach so much?

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hasan's problem is that he is very stupid and self unaware

That describes every single e celeb though

Friend posts a picture of him with some woman

"see bros it doesnt matter what you look like, we're all gonna make it"

Ask him why a woman would be interested in him

"because he's really funny and charismatic"

Ask if its because he's popular online and has money

"No dude, hed be pulling girls even if he was broke"

Just some context into the people that watch him.

He was lecturing people on the importance of home maintainence which is just levels of irony that I can't even fathom

Why? he's cleaning up bro, he's improoooving

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pink sparkles got butt fucked here

Fucking tell me this is a joke please. How can anyone live like this? How can anyone WATCH someone who lives like this?

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his popularity comes from his charisma and his money comes from popularity

that is just so sad

It's just mental illness. Like he's got the money and means to address his issues but he won't and unfortunately he just doesn't have anybody in his life willing to push him towards that stuff. Everyone's just content mooching off his fame and money until he croaks, he also fell through his attic the other week too.

video where he invites some friends over to stay

they are visibly uncomfortable

someone asks to use the bathroom, sees no toilet paper

"oh ya I dont use toilet paper, I just let the shower hit it"

shower doesn't work either

They end up staying at a hotel instead

That's so fucking based

because the pussy retard is free content

Ok mental illness aside how has he not fucking died from some disease? I’m also pretty sure anyone would kill themselves if they lived surrounded by filth
What the actual fuck. This is America’s top political streamer?

he just doesn't have anybody in his life willing to push him towards that stuff.

His Dad is still alive, he just is actively ignored when he talks about his living conditions.
Asmon is not only mentally ill, he is ignorant and stubborn. His line of defense is "Its not hurting anyone so why should I care?" when he's harbouring rat infestations and roach colonies that will move somewhere else if the food runs dry

banned on sight on Anon Babble

banned on sight on Anon Babble

so now his drones are spamming Anon Babble? get your shit together jannies

I am just in awe how anyone can live like this AND show it on the internet for everyone to see.
At least keep one room clean.
That being said, people like him motivate me to clean my apartment regularly.

communists hate man that doesn't use his money to flaunt wealth and buy brand clothing but instead just lives in his house cooking 5 dollar steaks

Can anyone explain to me why commies are so capitalistic all of a sudden?

share the vid, that sounds funny as fuck

Then they're not commies, are they?

americans are retards, they will follow anyone who's just as retarded as they are.
the same people elected obama and trump.

He doesn't even hide why he does it, he calls it content farming all the time.

i think it was organic at one point, but when he started playing defense for literally everything trump or elon did, the whole thing went full retard to anyone with half a brain

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dumb opinion

Every fucking time

wow, took me a minute to release that nigga ded

this fag has a very high opinion of himself. So a beady eye white guy who lives in filth beating him effortlessly fucks with his mind.

If you just want to shit on Hassan go ahead and do it just don't pretend to cover it up behind "a bunch of commies shitting on an honest streamer" when you know the reason why everyone shits on Asmongold does so because he lives in filth and indirectly got his own mother killed

timestamp for the toilet paper scene?
wanna see it but clicking through did not see it...

qrd on the mother thing?

qrd on him killing his mom?

I swear I saw this pic with any kind of youtuber including Linus

I don't need your permission to shit on commies, you slimy, disingenuous fuck. Your masters don't like him because he's popular and he doesn't agree with you 100%. Cry more or back up your claims with something more substantial than "everyone KNOWS BRO!" You harp on his hygiene because you have no actual arguments and we all know that.

Asmon is the original picture

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Have a putrified rat on the carpet in your bedroom

Smell is awful, but you sleep through it

In the morning, sunlight directly hits it, causing the insides to heat up and the rot is so unbearable you wake up

repeat this for the summer, you get up on time so you dont scrape it off the carpet for several months

everyone makes fun of assmongler for that, even the people who watch him, but if that person is pretending like he's some ontological evil because his channel is the clubhouse for chuds, then you know its a butthurt hasan viewer

Hassan and Asmongold work for the same fucking company.

when you know the reason why everyone shits on Asmongold does so because he lives in filth

no it's because he is a le nazi chud

the reddit tripfag is a dead giveaway that it is just

a bunch of commies shitting on an honest streamer

you somehow don't know his room has been clean for months yet still peddle reddit cope about his mom

It's more than that. People like Hasan think of things as a zero sum game. He thinks any viewers/fans/subscribers that Asmon gets are ones he doesn't get and he also believes that if he discredits or destroys Asmon, or Ethan Klein. he'll get all their viewers/fans/subscribers.

Cope hamassan

checked out his youtube shorts... this really encapsulate his takes
he is more like centralized place where chuds can go find their dose of woke bad content
its like if you see a feminist channel or go check twox subr... they hyperfocus on content that makes them rage and then rage
next day another dose...

yet one gets his money from his business while the other collects it from deranged women and fags

He let his demented mom enjoy her last years of life still smoking cigs while on a breathing machine instead of putting her in rehab to quit smoking.
They now run this whole scheme that he killed his mom because he still would let her smoke.

Yeah they are unironically serious about it.
You can tell a bunch of hamassan supporters post here to stir shit because they think the right wing is too organised.

They're also butthurt Asmongold gets double the viewers of hamassanabi

kill yourself e celeb shill

you mildly inconvenienced me in the chat. you're blocked. i don't care. you're blocked.

Hey when is your idol actually going to fight a nazi?

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gonna visit bussan in jail?

I still don't see any proof. Keep making claims, though. Maybe daddy Hasan will give you a crumb or two. Maybe he'll pretend to boycott another company that supports Israel and save the world or something.

they work for the same company retard they’re the same, only one actually wipes his ass.

which one?

he also fell through his attic the other week too

fucking lmao he's gonna kill himself in that deathtrap house

you severely overestimate what a talent agency does

hassan is straight from the get-go political and has conviction and decent arguments
I respect that
asmond comes off as just average twitch streamer who just somehow found himself somehow being political
he will tell how its ok to kill palestininas children because they would kill gay people and are from inferior culture
for which he gets temp ban
but he also loses it next stream if a gay character or a woman is in a game

he also lacks the preparation and better insight in to topics that you can see in other political streamers
he is just rando making not very insightful comments from headline

You're posting in an eceleb thread, way to damage control when you get called out, hasan

I have white mold on my walls and even this shit fucking hurts to see.
t. will clean the mold off soon

get this eceleb shit out of here dude how tf is this Anon Babble

I have no idea who are the people in the pic or who should be my idol