Bullshit theres no way. You'd be gagging like crazy

white claw pineapple kek you

Got anybody to hold your hair when you puke?

Orange juice just hits

ol reliable

havent been in a druk thread since the board got nuked/ not been banned either. im sure there is some overlap there

Faggot nigger kike wants a medallion

average e-drone

SABU; SABU; SABU!

I got so bad I was drinking a handle like that in 2 days. Ever clear just tasted slightly salty to me. I'm glad I quit. Empty calories. Now when I see a hungover person I just feel bad for them.
Now caffeine that's hard to kick.

Had few people over a couple weeks ago. My buddy brought over the broad he's currently banging. She was just drinking straight Fireball. Next morning I got up and found my glass from the night before, I had been drinking vodka and juice. I poured some extra vodka in the glass for a quick eye-opener.
Turns out it was that chick's glass with fireball in it. Since I drank it quickly thinking it was just the juice mix I involuntarily did this incredibly powerful burp-heave of a pure Fireball/vodka mix but managed to keep it down. I thought it was a miracle I didn't projectile vomit across the room.
WHAT A LIFE

My brother is a hardcore alcoholic and I've seen him chug hard liquor like this. It's possible but I think most alcoholics prefer sipping. It's not like chugging is going to get you any drunker than just sipping it over ten minutes.

It's not like chugging is going to get you any drunker than just sipping it over ten minutes.

It does retard

This guy needs a crown.

Did nightcore anon succumb to his vices?

But why the straw?

Then why don't more alcoholics do it, retard?

to avoid an air bubble

Genius

What is supposed to be so impressive about this? That's what, like 250 ml?

You'd be gagging

i only gag once i stop. like i could take a double shot or a whole bottle, but i gag at the end

375mL. Those Stacies sure seemed impressed.

Livestream yourself doing this..
Go on...

I haven't drunk any alchohol in over 2 years.

most people take a shot and grimace. he took 8.5 shots in seconds and did so like a champ. he's not Hercules but he's a stand up drinker

You would be gagging but determined to get your fix. Anxiety and tremors are a motherfuck

I always do the thing where you can plug your nose without doing it with your fingers when drinking any booze. Do people not do this for every shot?

most alcoholics prefer sipping

When people are around

Nikolai vodka and Jose Cuervo. Every hour or so I go into the kitchen and take a shot of either one, about to take shot #9. Got my taxes done this morning.

pretty much an alcoholic at this this point i think. have to have a couple shots before work to get through the hangover from the previous day. 750ml vodka and a few beers a day. but im a sissy and still can't drink it straight like that. Crystal Light, my wife thinks im just cheery all the time. pro tip

That's a 375mL mickey. It's around 13-14 shots.

Your wife isn't an alcoholic too? Mine is. If we're both getting drunk at night we need at least a 40. She also has to take shots to work to make it thru the day. Love my alchy princess.

The cure for alcoholism is essentially prison labor. Being forced into a living quarters where you're not allowed to drink, into a hard, productive job that gets you fit and affords you decent food and caffeine and nicotine. Being given some books, music, film and vidya to use in your meager spare time. Add in a couple cutie guards. You won't want to drink anymore

My wife doesn't drink at all, but will still bitch if I have too much and go on a multiple day bender Gotta say still love her for that. Her brother is an alcky, and I never wanns get that bad.

no, she's a square. would have a Smirnoff Ice or two in college, but never had any luck getting her drunk. never smoked weed, refuses to drink since having kids. Great tits though

Have you ever filtered your puke through a dirty sock so you could have another drink? Have you ever injected vodka into oranges so you could have 6 hidden drinks at work while looking like a health nut? Have you ever boofed a tampon soaked in vodka before going to a function with no alcohol? Have you ever thrown a stale piece bread near a duck knowing a homeless dude would fight the duck for the food and you'd have time to steal his empties? Me neither.

My friend chugged a bottle of 99 Bananas like that and he passed out in the park playing Pokémon Go and the cops dragged him away. He killed himself last year.

Huh. I figured this was pasta but you've only posted it twice now.
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I'm 7 white claws deep and ready to fuck ass

Sad story.

white claws just taste like carbonated water

white claws

How do those taste? I been on a Modelo Chelada kick lately when im out working and cant get to my vokda/crystal light mix at home. but at 3.50 a can im pissing away money

i once chugged a fifth of fireball that was meant to be shared at a college party, smashed the bottle into my teeth when done somehow without damage, then continued to drink jungle juice and party all night. everybody, stacey and chad thought it was a very impressive display
the next day i woke up drunk and tried to sober up until noon when i was still drunk and decided to just keep drinking then felt better
another time i sprained my ankle at a tailgate and walked the 3 miles back to my apartment with a small break to pass out and nap in some random person's front yard
i graduated college 7 years ago and have probably had 12+ drinks at least 2000 of those nights since graduation. it's a wonder i have healthy liver enzyme levels

G0Y8J

they dont taste good

forgot pic, taste like an alcoholic V8

Why not just drink beer? Michelada's are usually low alc content.

White claws are like corona, you drink em because you can throw em down easy, but its a girly drink.

yeah but theyre 5 percent alcohol so get you fucked up quick. whats your problem asshole

i like bad bitches thats my problem

How do people just drink beer?
I takes me like half a bottle of spirits to even feel slightly buzzed.

Pic unrelated

Why not just drink beer?

usually drink em while im working, and I always worry about smelling like a drunk. Had an uncle that always smelled of beer, think it's more noticeable. time for me to stop though, peed pink this morning

Enjoy that ride

100 proof vodka and diet mt dw like a true alchy

For me it’s Guinness Extra Stout. I don’t even consider myself a beer drinker but I’d drink these even if they were alcohol free. Delicious and getting drunk is a bonus.

How do people just drink beer?

I takes me like half a bottle of spirits

beer hits me different. i get the face numb loopy feeling with beer. with vodka I feel normal up until i realize im wasted and am being completely inappropriate. idk

They taste like nothing. It's very strange but not bad when you get halfway through. Super light so you can drink a ton and get hungover as hell.

Is this attractive? Sometimes I think I should quit dieting and doing cardio and just go full bald ogre.

Sailer Jerry

Use that as the title. Monetize that shit.

You're a pussy who cant take shots. Shots get you fucked up quicker.

To be fair white claws are great when you start a party/event. but if you aight switching to shots, you're not a true /druk/

5% alcohol

Anon, that is nothing for /druk/ tards

Alcoholics tend to drink throughout the day or night while they do stuff. Chugging fast so that you pass out in an hour is what kids do.

you're not a true /druk/

motherfucker, i've pissed myself in public twice this month, and i drink fruity vodka mix. true druk is a end of life lifestyle. still cant handle drinking straight without gagging

That shit is true though. Beer smell might not be as pungent as liquor, but I feel like it permeates your whole body, instead of just your mouth,

Also similar I had family members that smelled like beer too.

pissin' on the supermarkets chugging some cheap beer bitch i'm flying

I'll consneed you are a true /druk/. But I do wonder how/why some people can take liquor more easily than others (not including real alckies). Are they all just forcing a neutral face? Or is there a physical element?

Are they all just forcing a neutral face? Or is there a physical element?

some physical/genetic trait i would assume. my gf in highschool could chug vodka with out a whimper while i'd be gagging. but she could also deep throat like it was nothing, so it may be connected to that. current wife can't do either. woe is me

Most days its this or some mid tier bourbon.

What are you sippin on

i'm not only the hair club president but i'm also a client

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I was an end-stage alcoholic but even I can say I never got to the point of doing any of those
Now, drinking isopropanol on the other hand...