[WHOLESOME] Ryan Kiera Armstrong finds out she’s the new Buffy!

Neal Armstrong's granddaughter?

Has there ever a remake/reboot of a popular series that didn't ended being shit?

Will the elder Buffy "break-in" the neophyte?

That bitch has never even seen a single Buffy episode

Armstrong was born in New York City to Canadian parents Dr. Berta Bacic and actor Dean Armstrong

Great... another nepobaby.

For real, she looks like she's old enough to be named Khaleesi.

The Office US
Shark Tank
The Star Wars prequels

Call me crazy, but I don't think this guy's calling in favors: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Armstrong Seemed to be too busy cooming in his wife.

She's 15, so just a little short of the GOT autism window.

She's 15

Interesting

Star Trek

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I give it two 8-10 episode seasons before being unceremoniously cancelled and memoryholed.

she looks so jewish now

If she weighed more than 65 grams she'd probably look less Jewish.

Ronald Big D Moore has a type.

Oh it's the skeleton screw chick. Decent. Are they just redoing all of whedons shit or is it a new story?

Battlestar Galactica

TMNT, twice.
1987, 2003 and 2012, all good shows.

It's a sequel, with Buffy as the Watcher for a new Slayer.

Another cute white girl in a lead role?
Were the sign tappers right?

hope they have kinky fanservice

What makes this new slayer so special?

Japan should have made a Buffy ripoff back in the 90s about a ditzy gal fighting those hopping vampires and butthole eating turtlemen and whatever other goofy ass monsters they have.

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Considering half the world's women are slayers at this point literally fucking nothing.

They're the Slayer.

buffy went to school on the hell mouth or w/e it is so id assume the location is what makes them special

Is it gonna be an all out kids show? shes like 12

star trek

Giles said there's a hell mouth in Cleveland.

I can't wait for more diversity and modern sensibilities to come to Buffy. Truth be told, the oppressive whiteness of the original is sort of icky.

At least she is white.
But she is a bit young for Buffy, no?
She was ok in Skeleton Crew btw

Whedon is a hack.

She was ok in Skeleton Crew btw

She was the best thing in Skeleton Crew and she carried the show (other than Jude Law). Way better than that dumb charisma vacuum nigger. The ching chong was decent too actually.
At least she's a highschooler playing a highschooler for a change.

In Whedon's defense there was a whole Angel episode about why activating all the slayers at once was dumbfuckery.

for me it's Angel stalking and lusting over 15yo Buffy

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Buffy was a high school teenager in season 1, this girl will be a high school teenager.

Huh?

The New Dexter

kid did a fine job imitating MC Hall's tics

Do you go insane if your butcher was the son of another butcher?

Its just not the same when teenagers are played by teenagers. They try and act too mature. Teenagers played by college age adults try and act teenagers which adds a certain charm

Me watching it depends on your answer to this most important question.
Can he do the hands raised shoulder shrug "I dunno"? While doing that white person smile frown thing?

Is this an actual shill thread? I wish we could actually tell where these posts come from. I know when Anon Babble got bought last month and the mods revealed it showed majority of posts came from Israel which was really weird.

Why are so many posts on Anon Babble from Israel?

Shark Tank

I will literally never understand the name change. The whole point of the dragons den metaphor is that the dragon hoards gold and if you play your cards right you might walk out with some. In a shark tank you just flail about and fight a shark and would be lucky to escape with your life.

He's from the 1700s. It was okay in the 1700s.

having a protective immortal vampire spy on you and being completely smitten with you is like the ultimate teen girl powerfantasy

You left out handsome. Doubt they'd be happy about the book geek vampire stalking them.

Dawn was played by a teenager though

cute
this show is going to be garbage but that was cute gotta admit

But it hasn't been cancelled. It's on its third season.

a lot of zoomers watch buffy, it's extremely popular for an old show

yeah as a little sister to an older sister so it worked.
Rest in peace.

smg was 20 when buffy started
this girl is 15, probably 16 when they start filming, shows take 2-3 years to release each season now so she'll be 20 by season three

fucking hell that "hd" remaster looks like shit

The widescreen seasons aren't so bad, but 1-3 are an absolute abomination.

nuSpike played by Boyega

It's literally the worst remaster in history.

that was canceled

The series was renewed for a second season in February 2024, which will adapt The Sea of Monsters, and is set to be released in December 2025. In March 2025, ahead of the second season premiere, the series was renewed for a third season, which is set to adapt The Titan's Curse.

?

it works on my machine

the hd makes them look smoother and younger

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you might be a pajeet, sar

good ending

But he bursts into flames?

in the sd version everyone looks like theyre 30 years old, except for giles who looks like a guy pushing 60

the hd version makes them look teenager like

When they brought Buffy back to life why did all of her friends assume she went to Hell? Kinda fucked desu

Because she jumped into an inter-dimensional portal that led to a hell dimension? Not a great leap to assume that's where her soul went.

She will just act as if she did.
If she was a mega fan it would probably work against her.

No. I think it’s Samaire Armstrong’s (The OC) daughter.

You kids have any water? Cuz I got some pills I'd like to get put in me

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Best girls daughter

nice

why is the chandler archetype always like this

You can blame Whedon for this one.

Do people think there are actual paid posts here?
You fuckers hate everything.
Or maybe that retard is just parroting random words.

well, she fucked a bunch of vamps without marrying them first

Star Trek TNG

"its a girl!"

"ah my daughter, ryan"

What the fuck is wrong with people?

That always seemed so rude.

Buffy is depressed after dying.

Well she was hated on account of her being a giant piece of shit.

Aslo retards go to hell,not just because they randomly chew on pets but because they are retarded.

*another tear rolls down buffys cheek*
They talked about her going to hell in front of her without even asking her what the afterlife was like.
These are her friends.

Lol no you fucking retard
Her mum is a civilian

ANGEL, NO!

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Yes

lmao, fucking angel, always sniffing around

he has a type *shrug*

17th century vampires approve this

He does it all the time

the funny thing about this is if there's nothing wrong with buffy/angel then there's nothing wrong with this, you can't argue otherwise

15yo

Oh, so no more sexual themes and no horniness.
Good, it will be all about fighting pg-13 monsters.

good to me
we need to get back to the basics after the 9/11 propaganda that was season 7

the new girl audience will grow together with the show if it does well

no joss, no watch, simple as
old smg looking more jewy than ever acting like she's the creative force behind producing this cashgrab reboot while throwing joss to the woke mob, disgusting

they just need to get David Greenwalt on board

he's a 3/4 of the reason the Angel spinoff was so good

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I... I watched you... and I saw you called. It was a clip of a zoom call posted to Sarah's feed. You got the news... and, um, and I loved you.

Why?

'Cause I could see your heart... You held it before you for everyone to see. And I worried that it would be bruised or torn. And more than anything in my life I wanted to keep it safe. To warm it with my own.

sorry Buff

I've moved into more fertile lands

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my prediction is they'll have one of the new slayer's classmates get turned into a vampire early on so they can do the vampire romance thing without it being "problematic"

sometimes i really love you guys

Who's dick did she suck for that role?

see

2003 and 2012, all good shows.

True. But rise and the seth Rogen one were pure shit. So it evens out

the big strapping hero, captain broodypants is at it again

holyshit guise
did you see the remaster? ugh

(it's supposed to be night here)

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the bloodshot eyes tell you he's a trustworthy character

Those remastered nipples tho...

angel got that dawg in him

ryan

Wut

for me it's this shot from bad eggs

kek

Aika fighting rape vampires when?

There are no wide-screen seasons, they're all intended to be seen in 4:3. The original box set for season 4(?) has an insert written by Joss Whedon about it. The only episode that was intended to be seen in wide-screen is Once More with Feeling.

Have you SEEN Riverdale?

she's really making the most of what she's got lol