Have to spend 30 million dollars in 30 days to inherit 300 million

Have to spend 30 million dollars in 30 days to inherit 300 million

Can't have any assets left, can't donate to charity, cannot destroy items, entire thing must be kept secret and all spending must be legitimate

What would you do?

buy all the helium and release it into the air

What a step backwards from Trading Places

Buy electricity in bulk

Pay off an American home for 18 months.

I feel like this is the philosophy boomers live by.

Rent Disneyland out for as much as $30m will get me

No reading comprehension

Bibletard detected.

black guy with 30 million dollars

We all know he'll spend it on sneakers and gold chains by the afternoon

Actually I'm a hardcore leftist Satanist

This was before the niggerfication of the 90s. Pryor was just a black man.

Las Vegas, fine dining, spending like crazy in luxury night clubs every night, fucking high end sluts until my dick almost falls off, several suborbital flights if I can arrange them in time.

Go to casino and bet it all on black until you eventually lose everything

It's honestly that simple

Kronski/McSmash

Kyd for Hire

Goodnight and Good-Bye

Heat Wave

Unfaithful Servant

Novels

Trading Places

Brewster's Millions

My Stepmother is an Alien

Twins

Kindergarten Cop

Space Jam

Astro Boy

Movie screenplays

He helped to write the screenplay of this movie

True, tubbs from miami vice had style and swag

I think there was a rule no gambling

Spend it all on luxury services. Blow the money renting luxury property, travel to and from in very expensive ways, overpay on ridiculously overpriced consumables, and hire an entourage of servants and assistants to manage every aspect of your gaudy life.

Put it all in YouTuber brand crypto.

Have an average wedding in California in 2025

My Stepmother is an Alien has this at least: youtube.com/watch?v=J7dNfZAwct4

Can't have any assets left? What does that mean?

I figure boats, cars, aircraft and real estate are the way to go.

For zoomies who don't understand the plot, his rich father (who turned out to be a white guy I think) is giving him the same treatment as his dad, who caught him smoking once and forced him to light up a dozen stogies in a row until he was sick of the damned things. The logic is Pryor will get sick of blowing money and will be more responsible with the 300 million.

Was 80s kino, that movie.

I'd buy a reasonably priced single family home in California, a new honda CR-V, and a fairly small amount of McDonald's for an average-sized person.

Damn, son. Thats a helluva resume actually.

Buy games in Steam, and their respective DLCs. 30M is not that much when microtransactions exist

Hip hop music and its consequences have been a disaster for the black race.

Buy 30 millions of GME stocks, wait until it crashes, sell them, buy a candy bar with the sell, eat it. Now I have no assets.

He's not allowed to have anything to his name other than the clothes he was wearing. If he bought a house, he'd still have it and lose.

There were lawyers monitoring him so he wasn't allowed to do shit like spending $1m on something worth pennies.

He would have the account to his name and it would still have value. He needed to have nothing to his name. Wasn't allowed to give it away or destroy it.

There was still niggardly behavior back then, Pryor buttfucked other men and smoked so much crack that he lit himself on fire and didn't realize it.

Get account banned

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Start an LLC and pay everyone ridiculous wages, give them private luxury vehicle rides to the hig end office to work with breakfast service, rent expensive as fuck equipment for the month.

Would probably end up getting a temp ban and losing as a result

Without them doing "real" work that would be seen as giving the money away

so all he can do is buy food then let it spoil?
he wouldnt beable to help others pay off their debts since they would count that as charity right?
idk all the rules obv but so far it seems retarded that you cant use it how you want. for the time im sure it woud have been hard to spend 30 mill in a month if you cant even give outrageous tips

Rent first class jumbo jet trips across the world (rent the whole jet out at once). Travel the world in first class for a month and touch down and receive 300m.

Rent the most expensive houses/hotel rooms/islands/planes/boats or whatever for 30 days, you don't have to actually stay in them

It’s a slow descent to hell. Even though he made sloppa they’re pretty iconic.

pay people to do stuff? i don't know. hire 100000 people on craigslist

Bet it on stupid bets that will never come off
Like $20 million on a tranny passing