$100mn but you've got to suck his dick and let him terrorise your bussy for a full week

$100mn but you've got to suck his dick and let him terrorise your bussy for a full week

Let’s fucking go

You’re a sick man Victor Salva.

What did he mean by the Creeper eating teen boys to gain their life force?

As long as he’s gentle and doesn’t tear my butthole open beyond repair, okay.

he's gonna terrorise your bussy anon he's gonna rip that shit up, he's gonna pound you with his ribbed spiked cock he's gonna use blood for lube and pound you into oblivion leave you dripping creeper sauce from every hole and then he will give you $100mn and go to sleep

Pass

Then no. I need my butthole intact to actually enjoy my millions.

How about he fucks me really hard, spanks my ass cherry red and is just overall rough with me but he cuddles afterwards?

yes but he gets rougher over the week and does cause serious, permanent damage

How the fuck was Salva allowed to direct major studio movies after going to prison for his sick crimes? And don't give me the standard pedowood or da joos answer.

The internet wasn’t prevalent and deals were handshake deals back then, no real background checks. He’s probably very charismatic considering that a trait for chomos and believe it when I say, charisma goes a long way with normies.

Have you never tried it? Step yo game up.

It was a metaphor for his insatiable hunger for underage boys.

Wasn't there a scene in the second one with all the boys pissing together and looking at each other's cocks?

Yes. The success of the first one made him bolder and he didn't hide bother to obfuscate the Creeper subtext. He went full mask off in the second one, people noticed, and he got blacklisted.

Dis nigga zesty

Wtf

terrorise

so he'll just say scary words while staring at my ass?

he will do this

Doesn't seem like a bad deal. Some people get that every day for free in prison.

i pass then

Coppola supported him and even told the kid who was abused he was never gonna work in the industry again while they were editing that movie at his place.

He's Coppola's protégée.

thank you all for contributing to my thread

don't give me the real answer, give me the reddit version

These movies would be much more kino if he captured and impregnated the women

What's the real anser?

Why a week and not 23 days?

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This guy doesn't look cool or intimidating at all. He looks like he'd stand across the street from a playground jerking off in a trenchcoat. I bet Jason would snap his neck for being another chomo like Freddy.

The Creeper would eviscerate any 80’s horror icon.

is bullet proof in the first one

gets shot with a fence post in the sequel

he regenerates every body part by taking it from others, you cant kill him

He's bullet proof not fence post proof.

No problem

You could pay for reconstructive surgery and easily have 90 million left

You are welcome, Mr FBI

you are grossly overestimating the capability of surgeons.

Did he had to eat a dick to grow one?

And underestimating the Creeper. I think he'd Mr. Hands a guy to death.

Hes a flying semi or fully immortal demon

How did Jeepers Creepers 3 suck so much major ass? It looked like a fanmade youtube production.

don't give me the answer to my question

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What specific butthole activities are you planning spending your millions on?

Among groups of people, there may exists a consensus that certain laws can be broken. Clearly he was among like minded folks who don’t care.
Like a meth-head returning to the drug den after a night in jail.
Don’t be naive, welcome your first death.

I’m under the sneak suspicion that AI progressing coincides with things being uncovered to obscure the truth and bring in doubt. Like this image here, I’ve seen it before but now it looks almost fake.

giving 100 million men 1 dollar to fuck my ass

Salva actually got blacklisted after Jeepers Creepers 2 because of how unapologetically he flaunted his perversions in it. If I remember correctly, it was internet film fans who made a big deal about it and finally got him blacklisted.

I hope it's not Zimbabwean dollars, anon.