ITT : Signs you're about to watch the most dog shit movie ever made

Shame and The Killer were kinos but the rest were sjhit

Weird how he only stars in utter shit

I liked him in Inglorious Basterds and 12 Years a Slave but he obviously didn’t star in either

he was good in shame and that netflix movie he did recently was decent too

sandals

didn't know he was gay

Personally I never saw Shame but I hated The Killer, if that’s the Netflix movie you mean.

First Class and Days of Future Past were great thoughever

wrong

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But those are thongs, or 'flip-flops' as you retarded Americans call them.

Yeah we’re retarded for not calling them panties

so much this. he's god awful

Their “originals” are the most dogshit things put to screen.

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A thong is just a strip of material, so a thong that goes under your foot is just as much a thong as that which goes between your ass cheeks. Use your brain, stupid American.

The Stranger was pretty good

starred in

Zack Snyder's 300

Steve McQueen's Hunger

Joel Schumacher's Blood Creek

David Cronenberg's A Dangerous Method

Steven Soderbergh's Haywire

Ridley Scott's Prometheus

Terrence Malick's Song to Song

David Fincher's The Killer

How does he attract such kino directors?

We do call the thong part of the flip flop a thong actually. Just not the entire flip flop

These are the biggest midwit pleb filters on earth

fassbender

leto

joseph gordon levitt

All kino and all misunderstood by retarded pseuds larping on redditboxd

Ive heard Leto was batshit insane irl. Good actor though sure

DOFP is peak capekino. The only thing that’s wrong with it is that it never explained why Shadowcat could suddenly send people back in time when she never had that power in X3.

we need a lead for our piece of shit D-list flick

I really don’t get the overwhelming keanu levels of love that this guy gets. he’s in nothing but garbage (including those abhorrent scooby doo movies)

Yeah OP already worst dog shit movie ever made

Scream?

not my thing

Zendaya

He's a good actor he must have a horrible agent.

What do you mean he’s a great actor

am i the only one who enjoyed Assassin's Creed?

Slow West + Frank were gud

Mel Gibson has a role in a movie or is directing it.

Cope tranny

I thought it was enjoyable, but it could have been better. I remember disliking all the establishing shots and the mumbling though.