smoke it all. today.
Smoke it all. today
Is that even possible?
Yes, but at what uhhhh, sorry, what were you saying?
GIVE THEM A MORTGAGE FOR PITY'S SAKE
it's your weed to smoke. they can slow you down but they can't stop you from getting stoned off your ass
Kek
good thread
ME OWN FOOKIN SON... UNLOADING HIS BAGS ON UNSUSPECTING PARTNERS...
It's just weed. It grows out of the ground, it's made up.
What time is it?
Yeah... well I did spend $76,520 on herb, resin, and tinctures.
4:20
youtube.com
Was' gwan?
where's the dealer?
We fired him...yesterday
Well call him!!
...we took his phone too
Would've worked better with
4:19
Fuck me
There are three ways of getting high in this business
Smoke it, hit a bong or vape
Now I don't vape and although I like to think we have some pretty heavy hitters in this building
It sure is a hell of lot easier to just smoke it.
Kek
...but all I hear now is... Cyprus Hill
You high?
On what? Remember, I don't smoke as much as you.
That's not true.
No, it is, actually.
What's your background?
My background?
Your CV.
I've been getting high with the firm for two and a half years, smoking weed with Eric that whole time. But I hold a doctorate in pharmacology, specialty in manufacturing, from MIT, with a bachelor's from Penn.
What is a specialty in manufacturing, exactly?
My thesis was studying the ways that methamphetamine can be produced using household items.
So, you're a methhead?
I was. Yeah.
Interesting. How did you end up here?
Well, it's all just drugs, really. Just changing what you're inhaling, and, to speak freely, the addiction here is considerably more manageable.
lmao
uhhhhh...what?
It wasn't dab pens that got me high, I can assure you of that.
peak
reddit: the drug
kek
Sometimes Anon Babble can be pretty alright
gem
Let me tell you something about the smoke.
Do you care to know why I'm in this chair with you all, why I earn the big dimes?
I'm here for one reason and one reason alone, I'm here to guess what the smoke might smell like one week, one month, one year from now, that's it, nothing more.
I'm standing here tonight and I'm afraid I don't smell a thing, just air freshener.
coal
my son only smokes pure ganja from the 'dam not that ched stuff from the bagheads go on tell them lad
You alright Sam?
My Roor is fucked.
I'm...sorry
Just got off the phone with my roommate. Fucking crack from the chamber to the mouthpiece. I'm spending like a hundred bucks a day just to keep it in one piece. I don't know what to do about it.
You powers and wasted on such ideals.
how does one get into that industry. I have two degrees in engineering. I want to work in a high-rise and wear a suit. fuck being in a laboratory all day
Is it true that potheads like blowing guys a lot?
Start hanging around in strip clubs and ask where you can get cocaine.
Even boring software developers and system admins work in high-rises.
If you are talking about quant stuff, I hope you are a top 100 mathematician in the world for that shit.
And if you really want to wear a suit, a boring finance job (fintech?) might work. Shouldn't be too difficult to become a middle manager in a no-name bank.
We are selling to fiending buyers at the current surcharge market price
Pause. You're deadass that we're already cooked?
Ngl
Ngl.... Blud, what does that mean for our mewing streak?
I'd have to do a vibe check.. But....
Keep it a hunnit with me, Blud
Fr, Bruh, if our streak is sus by just 25 bands and we don't glow up, we're talking about the biggest L+Ratio in rizzler history
i like these grinders, could i take one for my unemployed 30 year old son?
best thread in a while
gemmy and saved
are finance bros allowed to smoke weed?
all day, every day. you get laughed out of the office if you don't smell like dank
crossover meme tierlist
halo/sopranos
lotr/tax policies
every other meme ever
margin call/dude weed
halo/sopranos
holy reddit
bros I am SOOOoOSOOo high omg i can baeraly type. what should I watch i was thinkking about game of thrones
You're basically allowed to do anything if you make people enough money.
SO THAT WE
MAY
GET HIGH
if you do this, you will NEVER be allowed to buy weed for the carpool to the ziggy marley concert ever again. you do this and it's over.
weed
shit
cocaine
shit
MDMA
Kino
LSD
God tier kino
smoking cigarettes on LSD
Ascension tier kino
True ascension is a nice moderate dose of opiates about two hours after the LSD to get opiate euphoria and LSD euphoria AT THE SAME TIME DUDE OMG DRUGZ LMAO. but seriously it's fucking awesome.