Smoke it all. today

smoke it all. today.

Is that even possible?

Yes, but at what uhhhh, sorry, what were you saying?

GIVE THEM A MORTGAGE FOR PITY'S SAKE

it's your weed to smoke. they can slow you down but they can't stop you from getting stoned off your ass

Kek

good thread

ME OWN FOOKIN SON... UNLOADING HIS BAGS ON UNSUSPECTING PARTNERS...

It's just weed. It grows out of the ground, it's made up.

What time is it?

Yeah... well I did spend $76,520 on herb, resin, and tinctures.

4:20

youtube.com/watch?v=vZT6Fa29VUM
Was' gwan?

where's the dealer?

We fired him...yesterday

Well call him!!

...we took his phone too

Would've worked better with

4:19

Fuck me

There are three ways of getting high in this business

Smoke it, hit a bong or vape

Now I don't vape and although I like to think we have some pretty heavy hitters in this building

It sure is a hell of lot easier to just smoke it.

Kek

...but all I hear now is... Cyprus Hill

You high?

On what? Remember, I don't smoke as much as you.

That's not true.

No, it is, actually.

What's your background?

My background?

Your CV.

I've been getting high with the firm for two and a half years, smoking weed with Eric that whole time. But I hold a doctorate in pharmacology, specialty in manufacturing, from MIT, with a bachelor's from Penn.

What is a specialty in manufacturing, exactly?

My thesis was studying the ways that methamphetamine can be produced using household items.

So, you're a methhead?

I was. Yeah.

Interesting. How did you end up here?

Well, it's all just drugs, really. Just changing what you're inhaling, and, to speak freely, the addiction here is considerably more manageable.

lmao

uhhhhh...what?

It wasn't dab pens that got me high, I can assure you of that.

peak

reddit: the drug

kek

Sometimes Anon Babble can be pretty alright

gem

Let me tell you something about the smoke.

Do you care to know why I'm in this chair with you all, why I earn the big dimes?

I'm here for one reason and one reason alone, I'm here to guess what the smoke might smell like one week, one month, one year from now, that's it, nothing more.

I'm standing here tonight and I'm afraid I don't smell a thing, just air freshener.

coal

my son only smokes pure ganja from the 'dam not that ched stuff from the bagheads go on tell them lad

You alright Sam?

My Roor is fucked.

I'm...sorry

Just got off the phone with my roommate. Fucking crack from the chamber to the mouthpiece. I'm spending like a hundred bucks a day just to keep it in one piece. I don't know what to do about it.

You powers and wasted on such ideals.

how does one get into that industry. I have two degrees in engineering. I want to work in a high-rise and wear a suit. fuck being in a laboratory all day

Is it true that potheads like blowing guys a lot?

Start hanging around in strip clubs and ask where you can get cocaine.

Even boring software developers and system admins work in high-rises.
If you are talking about quant stuff, I hope you are a top 100 mathematician in the world for that shit.
And if you really want to wear a suit, a boring finance job (fintech?) might work. Shouldn't be too difficult to become a middle manager in a no-name bank.

We are selling to fiending buyers at the current surcharge market price

Pause. You're deadass that we're already cooked?

Ngl

Ngl.... Blud, what does that mean for our mewing streak?

I'd have to do a vibe check.. But....

Keep it a hunnit with me, Blud

Fr, Bruh, if our streak is sus by just 25 bands and we don't glow up, we're talking about the biggest L+Ratio in rizzler history

i like these grinders, could i take one for my unemployed 30 year old son?

best thread in a while

gemmy and saved

are finance bros allowed to smoke weed?

all day, every day. you get laughed out of the office if you don't smell like dank

crossover meme tierlist
halo/sopranos
lotr/tax policies
every other meme ever
margin call/dude weed

halo/sopranos

holy reddit

bros I am SOOOoOSOOo high omg i can baeraly type. what should I watch i was thinkking about game of thrones

You're basically allowed to do anything if you make people enough money.

SO THAT WE
MAY
GET HIGH

if you do this, you will NEVER be allowed to buy weed for the carpool to the ziggy marley concert ever again. you do this and it's over.