Times you acted like Count Orlok
Times you acted like Count Orlok
One time I acted highly imperious to the pizza delivery man and insisted I be addressed in the manner my blood demands. He received no commission for he did not comply satisfactorily.
(speaks perfect dacian)
I just poured two packets of oatmeal and doubled the water and microwave time. Also added maple syrup.
You could say I'm a little bit of an Orlok
checked and romanian gypo pilled
I've let my mustache get around this size in the past. Unfortunately, I had to shave it because I have scurf on my face and the mustache only made it WAY worse. I'm currently deformed due to it.
turns into vampire bat and flies away
I owned a castle once.
The first time I got shitfaced when I was a teenager, I walked out of my room bare ass naked and my Dad laughed at me with my wiener hanging out
haha..
I'm really sorry I can't fucking take this version of Nosferatu seriously. It'd be like if they gave Frankenstein a mustache.
Count Dracula has a handlebar mustache in the Dracula novel.
It makes perfect sense. He was a Romanian noble before he became a vampire and those nobles had thick handlebar mustaches. Same reason why he bothers dressing up unsteadiness of just walking around naked. Deep down he is a nobleman.
Tell cashiers that they will address me as “your lord” as the honor of my blood demands it
Yeah, but Nosferatu isn't Dracula.
Dios mío, el Eslavo Maligno.
In the story eggers told Orlok is a Romanian nobleman and he likes to present himself as one. Simple as. Why are you so hung up on this.
It's based on the style for medieval Romanian rulers
It'd be like if they gave Frankenstein a mustache.
yesterday
Possess my gym crush and make her tell her bf that he could never lift as much as I can
5 times.
He is still an ancient Count from Transylvania. Why wouldn't he have the typical facial hair and clothing of that time?
Seems you gotta have talent orlok to make it.
TAKE HEED IN WHAT YOU DO
Tell my DoorDash delivery driver who keeps knocking on my door for a hand delivery to leave there my conveniences
I invaded another's dreams, and then stole their stereo