/Andor/ Mon Mothma Edition

/Andor/ Mon Mothma Edition

Bix i am done. I cant keep going through traumatic events every year

Ok Andor. But the con artist force healer said you are a messenger so now I can leave you here, in the rebellion you don't want to be in until I come collect you like a stray dog. Teehee, hope i don't cuck you again later. Good luck with the morbid quasar or w/e

let's face it, a nuclear explosion was all that stopped him from banging bunnyfu

jyn was way hotter than bix, more capable too. no retarded emotional ptsd baggage. surely saw is gonna make one more appearance in the last 3 eps right? something that sort of ties into him collecting jyn from the planet she was left on?

Was the force healer a rejected Jedi?

I'm sure they are force sensitive guys who didn't cut it

join the light side

If this thread is still up it can be the next one.

Still the best SW girl

I'm sure they are force sensitive guys who didn't cut it

In the EU there is something about a lot of them becoming farmers, something something force to grow crops I am guessing. Some other anon could probably give you a better answer.

SEX WITH MON

pls make another Battlefront game i want to play as her

what if Leia never set a foot on a battlefield and was just a boring politician

NO, NO, NOT SYRIL, HE WAS LITERALLY ME

when AOC inevitably make a mon mothma reference to bring attention to the slaughter of palestinians in occupied palestine, will we say the show is cringe then?

what became the actual previous

Something I like about both Rogue One and Andor is it make the Force and Force sensitives a thing outside of just the Jedi and Sith (without introducing retarded Witches). Just some blind dude being a believer in the Force religion, or some random woman being a seer is great.

unironically I enjoyed every moment of it.

oy vey da empire was correct, gorram was promised to the core worlders 1000 years ago

we are the ghor!!

the whole galaxy is watching!!

we are the ghor!!

the whole galaxy is watching!!

we are the ghor!!

the whole galaxy is watching!!

My queen.

Palpatine is an epitome of a conniving jew, so it fits.

same reason I like WW2 tanks and WH40k, rivet counting autismo

Reminder to ignore Filoni slop posters defending TCW

maybe we are the beginnings of the Rebellion

I have no idea what kind of person doesn't fall asleep watching this show. Must be the same that watch Navy

The force is all around us
youtube.com/watch?v=fxCR2bFWHxM

can someone post the

what kind of being are you?!

moment? That was pure kino.

Palpatine is a guy who is evil because he enjoys being evil
That's the main reason why Star Wars can't be taken seriously

Total Ghorman Death

We're fighting the Star Wars, Andor

No, this is just a Rogue One Story

Bravo Tony

filoni slop

created and executive produced by George Lucas

I shiggy diggy.
What, are you jealous? Maybe this year Andor will win an Emmy. Now that you've finally got a 9.9 rated episode!

it might be useful context to know that I also like 19th century novel adaptations with female main characters.

the virgin plea to international condemnation

the chad patriotic song to cement nationalistic unity

VALLEY
HIGHLAND
LET ME SPEND EVERY DAY THERE

im not going to pretend TCW is premiere television. Most of it being good is just Clones being treated like real people and Anakin-Obi bromance

All I remember of this woman is that the EU sidelined her in favor of Leia because everyone considered a cowardly politician while Leia was actually fighting

enough with the British navy inspiration.

it’s time to make the future of Star Wars either american, china, russia, or japan inspired

evil because he enjoys being evil

Yeah, that's totally unrealistic. The sooner you realize that some people are just straight up evil, the sooner life will be easier for you.

Bitches about the death of democracy. Responsible for Palpatine becoming Chancellor, indirectly responsible for Palpatine getting emergency powers that enabled him to gradually amass increasing power. Husband is close to the Chancellor and has expressed his own anti-democratic views. Does nothing substantial to counter Palpatine's growing power. Padme has a lot to answer for.

This is one thing that Warhammer 40k gets flawlessly right, it just lets the Imperial Guard be whatever military inspired space infantry you want.

clones were always a stupid idea so for me that's not a positive.

be gilroy

go to coffee shop

talks to barista

”I waited in line and am now ordering coffee. you asked what size, and I said large. you corrected me and clarified if I meant venti, which I annoyingly agreed. you charged me 3 dollars and swung the pin pad around with a tip option, which I promptly declined. I tapped my card and shuffled down the line before you asked for my name and wrote it on the cup.”

the barista smiles and nods and slides the death star plans across the counter

I prefer the force as vague mysticism, instead of "Lmao I'm a telekinetic good guy in light robes"

The last episodes need Saw

they need to bring an enemy like the reapers from mass effect to SW

The sith in general are that, a small religious minority who so believe in their superiority but eternally terrified of being found out and killed. So they subvert governments and turn them into hell holes to punish the non-chosen

Most of it being good is just Clones being treated like real people

That was the worst part. The whole point is that they were supposed to be hyper loyal cannon fodder who would unquestionably do Palpatines bidding when the time came.

Not even close

No, the hilarious thing is Disney trying to make the Empire seem deeper than it is.
They are bad guys, period, its what makes Andor stick out like a sore thumb, the Empire is too goofy to be a serious villain

cringe
Based

asks this to jyn two years after hearing the call for help from the ghorman front woman asking the same thing

They will, since they're just about running out of time to explain how Wilmon turns into Bor Gullet

be pretty cool if the nunutriology is rey gathering an army of jedi and sith to fight those von fellas or whatever their called

Rebels are pretty much just American GIs and stuff, so the New Republic should've been late 20th century American Empire kino, liberated shitholes from the Imperial Remnants + First Order terrorists. That was the general idea George had before Disney scrapped it all to make plucky rebels vs empire 2.0

Damn, look at this horsefacef 5/10

If you don't care for it, and especially if you are the anon complaining about some other anon trying to defend it in another thread, then why even bring it up in an Andor thread?

bibi actually slaughtering them to get some kind of unobtainium from hamas tunnels for his jewish space laser, I knew it

Sorry

this only the coffee shop is a set that cost $3 million to build.
and when the crew in on break they go for coffee at a nearby actual coffee shop that would have been happy to let them film the scene there.

"the resistance" was so stupid
made it nearly impossible to enjoy ST from even a world building stand point since it's so nonsensical

Is this a piss take or bait? If genuine at least post a better image of her.

Unfortunately Disney will never let the Sith be an actual yin to the Jedi's yang because the official definition of "balance in the Force" is for the Force to be completely unbalanced in favor of the Light Side.
It would be kino tho for Dark Side users to put their ambition and drive for power for the good of all.

You have two in the EU, Yuuzhan Vong for the "extra galactic invaders" aspect, and Abeloth for "Lovecraftian abomination that returns periodically to burn the galaxy into the ground".

dude just switch your brain off

if Disney could do that forever then Star Wars wouldn't feel like its been beaten mercilessly into the ground.

Disney should’ve gotten David Lynch to make a limited series SW show before he croaked

Unfortunately Disney will never let the Sith be an actual yin to the Jedi's yang

They're not, and they never were. This has never been established in any way. The Sith are wrong about everything and acting purely out of self-interest.

Space. The lezzie frontier.

Star Wars Show with all the surviving members of the Jodorosky's Dune production posse but with Lynch instead of Jewdorosky

Imagine

they definitely went a bit far with the Space French in a few places

The Sith are wrong about everything and acting purely out of self-interest.

You're wrong, you just agree with Lucas and Disney's hippie retardation.
Self-interest, ambition, generosity, and selflessness can all be maladaptive or proadaptive. Genuine balance does not mean "well the guys who I agree with should win all the time".

Bitch face
Also curious what her ethnicity is
Franco-British?

I wonder if there was more seasons there would have been some sort of Vichy Ghorman idea explored?

What would that be, Gieger, Pink Floyd, Moebius? At that point get Bowie also

that's too complicated for Star Wars though

we need the Dark Side to prompt innovation and motivate competition

absolute WOULD

i am okay with space yuri.
we need more in fact.

Do you think anybody’s posting?

Someone’s seething there

Is this a piss take or bait?

It's my general despise for Portman performance after TPM and her character

we need more in fact

kys troon

I disagree. Star Wars needs to move beyond the Jedi vs Sith slap fight and this is a good way to do it. You don't need to have 'good Sith', you just need an exploration of how and when the Dark Side can have a positive relationship with the Light Side.

The sith have never been this, ever. You won't find one example pointing to otherwise.
In KOTOR1, there's a memorable scene where we actually do meet one of your good-intentioned sith - Yuthura Ban...

Except she and her master both state that her training is incomplete, and she won't be a real sith until she gets rid of the compassion that is holding her back. When Revan asks her if she'll still care about freeing slaves once she gets rid of her compassion, Yuthura realizes that she won't. When she realizes it, she decides to stop being a sith.

I am talking about the image not the characters. That is not a flattering image of her that you posted.

curry pussy baby

the dark side is like the far right, we dont need their scum.

we need left and right inside of liberalism

thats the balance of the force

The Sith don't own the dark side they just associate themselves with it

This has never been established in any way.

It was implied when force was introduced as space Qi energy.

Wow, she's got nice teeth!

Anyone got a webm of the Security Droid kicking the riot barrier into the frog?

you can fuck off with your disingenuous nonsense

Is it wrong I hope she gets killed next? Her arrogance displeases me

would...

Balance to the Force means becoming one with it.
The Force is a river, the Jedi seek to jump in and learn where it goes, the Sith want to block and redirect that river.
The Force takes a lot from the concepts of Buddhism and inner peace, the balance is not going to be "be half calm half seething".

yeah wtf where is our webm maker? Theres a ton of webms that need making.

Her arrogance

Fucking where?

What's he thinking right now?

You can have the dark side without being a sith

Was not expecting to enter this thread and finding anons having a theological debate about The Force.

And the whole Dark vs Light thing is taken from Taoism, and in Taoism neither the yin or yang is actually bad but you can act out of step with the harmony of the Universe in either direction.

George Lucas agrees with me

hes going to avenge his friend in the next arc

Yeah in a cringe form of Ventress.
No thanks. Make cool looking guys please.

which is funny because the force is literally defined by joseph campbell and wrote like a whole chapter about it in his book which george lucas carried around weather worn and ear marked filled with post it notes which initially inspired him to write the star war

maybe now that they e done a lot of political/military inspired stories, they could make the next arc of Star Wars inspired by different religions and make a huge religious-like war for who’s right about the Force and shit

Do you think Dedra, what with Syril's death, will be any different in the next 3 episodes at all?

Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit.

I was going to try to write something like this post but I realized I couldn't be bothered.

which initially inspired him to write the star war

According to George

how similar is it to Law V Chaos?

IMO, she became more ruthless, which will help her finally track down Axis

Well, here it is.
The EU already delved into this back in the day, and it showed that attempting to combine light and dark results in a monstruous corruption worse than anything the dark side alone could do:

I liked how Ep 7 and 8 made a really clear distinction between the imperial army, the stormtroopers, and the tactical ISB glowies. I'd love to see more imperial interservice conflict like that.
Seeing the droids go all terminator on the spacefrench makes you wonder why the imps bother with human troops at all

think she'll have a Mon-esque breakdown and spend the rest of the episodes chasing down Luthen and she will engage in Luthen-assisted suicide

Not really, space french ghormans were fine.

My issue is with disney sequels and the winners of OT calling themselves the resistance

why the imps bother with human troops at all

They are cheaper

youtube.com/watch?v=mMpuXaJgD7Y
behind the scenes video for this week

Seeing the droids go all terminator on the spacefrench makes you wonder why the imps bother with human troops at all

as andor says to kino in the prison arc..

we are cheaper than droids

Look at this stupid mf, you can turn it into a fucking sniper or shotgun, literally the coolest blaster in the galaxy

Mon Mothma and Daughter Mothma at the same time. Mon Mothma and Padme (who survived and returned somehow) daughter swapping.

These will be the basis of my AI generated Andor season 3 some day.

She owes me sex.....she owes me sex.....she owes me sex.....

we need some photo real AI generated Andor series rule 34

Regale us more with your ideas, anon.

It isn't. Yang is stuff like masculinity, creativity, heat, light, etc; and Yin is coldness, darkness, passivity, and femininity. "Chaos" is when they are out of balance, "Order" is when they are in balance.
But the problem is people want the Light vs Dark conflict to be good vs evil and it just ruins the entire mysticism of the setting. What "balance" and "inner peace" actually looks like in real life is accepting that you have self interests and selfishness but should be aware of them and use them when appropriate, and also that just being a generically nice person who lets everyone walk all over him is retarded. But the morality Star Wars presents is "when the Jedi or Rebels do it, it's fine; when the Sith do it, it's bad." Massacre in Ghorman? Great when Luthen wants to provoke it for accelerationist reasons, bad when ISB wants to provoke it for accelerationist/resource collection reasons. War against the CIS? Great when the Jedi are fighting to maintain the galactic status quo, bad when Palpy is fighting for an even more consolidated galactic status quo. It's all moral relativism that amounts to "but are you on the right side of history?" Oh excuse me, "are you on the right side of the Force?" This is a fatal flaw in Star Wars and you can trace it back to Lucas.

You may get your wish.

maybe if David Cage actually makes that Star Wars Eclipse game and it’s good, Disney can make Old Republic media that’s decent

I believe in the power of the ultra racist french game dev

who the fuck was the scottish guy whose gun vel recognised

Massacre in Ghorman? Great when Luthen wants to provoke it for accelerationist reasons, bad when ISB wants to provoke it for accelerationist/resource collection reasons

they kind of flirted with saying Luthen was bad too, but then Luthen didn't really do anything to affect the situation and neither did Cassian, all he did was show up at exactly the moment to get caught up in it.

unless there are consequences its just character monologuing in rooms. Luthen has done surprisingly little and I think Gilroy would have struggled with the Star Wars Tone if he'd tried to make him actually do bad shit. like, the show is still more ambiguous than classic star wars but it was never going to be the Sopranos.

it was cassian's gun from the heist in S1

people have started discussing the video games

and I'm ouuuuut

he forgot Melshi already

one could argue the culmination of luthen’s career is getting mothma out thus establishing the rebellion as a legitimate insurrectionist army on yavin

It was the dude he escaped prison with in the last season, he was in Rouge One for a second too

I agree that Andor is going for grey morality that leans on the Rebels being corrupted by the fight but the Empire being clearly in the wrong (I mean just look at Syril's reaction), however I'm looking at the broader context. If Star Wars was more consistently like Andor I wouldn't complain.

good night sweet cereal

anyone else annoyed the trailer made us think vader was gonna show up here

Seeing the droids go all terminator on the spacefrench makes you wonder why the imps bother with human troops at all

As has been said already, cost. You could also say something like 1) anti-droid sentiment means it would not be popular by either the masses (drive more people into rebellion) nor is it in the interest of the massive organic military you are replacing (rebel defections, if not straightup military coup) - the military one is arguably the more important one, too much institutional opposition that you rely on; 2) these droids do not seem that intelligent when you may need something of greater intelligence or creativity; and 3) I do not not if cyberwarfare if really a thing in Star Wars, it did not seem an issue for the Separatists, but maybe that could also be a concern.

French Palestinians were cool, writing the Imperials as Zionists is surprisingly mask-off but I liked it
Syril's ending was pretty well done
Mon's escape sequence was kino, in fact I've liked in almost everything (the wedding outstayed its welcome)
Bail Organa was great
Force healer was ok and the Cassian is a special person for the force or whatever, they've basically turned contrived writing into a plot point which I admire
Bix leaving could have been done a bit better but she had to leave the story somehow and I prefer this over a predictable death
K2SO's backstory was pretty contrived and really didn't belong in this show. I hope we don't get more Rogue One characters showing up
the sets and scenes have been top notch, I've really enjoyed seeing the grand architecture and imperial technology in this show
thanks for reading my blog

no one thought that

only retards thought that when vader has had no connection to the story line so far

French Palestinians were cool, writing the Imperials as Zionists

You have woke brainrot.

This has never been established in any way

It's the only way the Prequels make even a modicum amount of sense
What was the point of a "chosen one bringing balance to the force" when the Jedi had been ruling in peace for 1000 years, with no Sith in sight?
If we go by the "dark side = unbalanced" definition, then the pre CW era seems to be one where the Force was perfectly balanced.
Yet all of the Jedis seem to imply the opposite, and are yearning for the chosen one to bring balance once and for all
The only way for it to make sense is if the "emotional" and "passionate" side of the force needs to have influence on the galaxy. The dark side of the Sith is simply a corrupted version of that

i'm thinking she might be a hapa of some sort but she went to drama school in the UK

After Michael Clayton, I think Gilroy developed a fetish for women in power having anxiety attacks that manifest in physiological ways.

Anons how wet do you think Dedra got when Cyril choked her

You are a kike

anyone else annoyed the trailer made us think vader was gonna show up here

Can't believe they showed this stunning Jek Porkins cameo. The writers really were cooking with season 2

RIP MY GOAT

like kamino

A prophecy misread could have been

yeah that guy really stood out for being cool af

I don't believe Vader would condone harming a woman in such way.
It could be very triggering considering how rampant domestic abuse have been in the republican era, which the empire has gotten rid of.

I wonder how his Mom coped after the fall of the Empire. She probably never stopped believing the Imperial narrative about her son's death.

Everyone on Ghorman was part of it

Don't slander that hero of the rebel alliance.

My King
Gone but never forgotten

he didn't know, but he made sure the death star would be defeated that day. He will be long remembered.

Uh huh...

Several episodes will take place in the heat of Tatooine, rendering the characters sweaty.

That girl is POISON

she consoled herself by running a brothel in early 20th centruy Paris, and later fingerbanged Emma Stone after giving a speech about the necessity of the profit motive.

Wrong

ms. Tomato(french pronounciation) will never be sweaty on tatooine...

Ah this fucking hack worked on michael clayton that explains it. The climax of the movie was the opening scene and they looked at that garbage and said

this is fine

Last three episodes are going to be shit then.

Tatooine? are you sure the audience will be ready for such an exotic and unfamiliar locale?

Emma Stone is a Legends character, thoever.

tranny please leave

Damn so THATS why her face seemed familiar to me kek

I remember seeing her in HEAT.

webm of Syrils slowmo 360 scene when???

You’re responding to an obvious troll, let it go

It should be sped up with You Spin Me Round playing

When is it?

It is fucking insane to me that so many people are reading the "who are you" line as an epic pwn Don Draper moment and not a contextual line that makes Syril wonder what he actually stands for

Request received.
Enjoy this webm of a droid smashing someone into the ground while waiting.

Will we have more kino episodes next week?

SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOOOOOOWN REEE
was it just me or was her speech insanely milquetoast?

two paragraphs of "blah blah let the truth prevail"

ghorman was a genocide

oh btw it's Palestine's fault

That's it? This shit is supposed to convince somebody?

Mon Mothma is so fucking hot it’s unreal

palestine

I MEANT PALPATINE

BIX SNOOD

That's it? This shit is supposed to convince somebody?

under authoritarian regimes speaking in anyway outside the government narrative is a grave crime

It's more so that she is explicitly calling out Palpatine for engaging in falsehood and propaganda and accusing the rest of the Senate for being his tool

Next week is the final arc. I'm rewatching Rogue One right after.

If this shot is not a fake, ISB will find Luthen, she will go to the gallery to arrest him and... he will blow the shit out with no survivors. Basically something like "if I go down, you come with me". Will be one of the last scenes of the show.

Mark my words, bros: no Death Star seat for her.

based

I don't have a mommy kink, but I'll make an exception for her.

in 2 BBY Ozempic was outlawed on Alderaan

naeh, the death of truth is a banger line

Comme une tomate

Maybe only chuds like us who understand how it feels

I think I like nu-Bail better

THERE GOES MY HERO WATCH HER AS SHE GOES

TOTAL
FROG
DEATH

top kek

this

She liked those comments btw

yeah it also goes with the old man pushing him against the wall earlier in the episode asking him "what kind of being are you!?"

Yeah no shit that's why they wanted to immediately arrest her. But why not make it fucking count with something more biting?

Thanks anon. And yeah I was about to do the same, that's why I asked.

is there any social group that understands alienation more than tall 30-something white men with well-paying jobs and girlfriends? I certainly doubt it!

it's kind of refreshing how realistically fragile humans are in this show, I was half expecting her to get back up like she would in another show

I didn't get the double meaning of "who are you?" but you're right.
Makes me feel even worse for Syril.

Like what?

I’d respect white people more if they weren’t so self victimizing

Andor yells the same thing in ep 3 to Luthen right after he mentions Andor's father getting hung in the square on Rix Road.

she called out the Emperor by name as being the problem
in the atmosphere of suppression and fear she's in, that's a shocking thing for everyone to see

NO, NO, NOT SYRIL, HE WAS LITERALLY ME

Who are you?

Like what?

Make some direct accusation telling how palpatine did it and why, and what's he doing
Mon Mothma literally almost knows all of this, the resource extraction, the listening devices, what happened on ferrix etc

I don’t know why, what she believes, couldn’t be true. Even if it isn’t, she believes it, and he ends up a crucial part in the destruction of the Death Star. this guy here, this nigga gets it. I also enjoy not telling the audience one way or the other. Was the blind man really being guided by the force in their battle? Was the seer really connected, was she conning everyone, was she crazy?
I enjoy the drama and dialogue. It’s not for everyone, personally I don’t have a single sport I watch or follow.
I think that many people fall into this inevitable trap, where everything has to be either the top character, or most important place/thing to be interesting. Movies do this often, so and so is going to nuke the city, next movie it is the country, last movie is the world. Story does not demand this, for me at least. I think human nature is very tribal, and we connect to the small scale in a special way. It carries great weight, like a group of condemned men trying to escape a prison. Everyone has their own interests anon.
There are people like that in history, and in the real world as we speak. Go to Anon Babble, you’ll see acts of true evil there. Thinking that everything is shades of gray is foolish. There is white, grays, and there is total darkness. The entire gamut.

a useless wagie with a traitor gf? hmmm gee I dont know

oof
Empire would've won if you were the chandrilan senator.

SHEEV LIED
SIX MILLION DIED

How's my guy Luthen going out?

Syril using schizo tard rage to fight Andor was funny,even though Cassian outskilled him pretty quickly

She was the first person who call out on empy palp shenanigan universally before anyone else realized wtf is going on. Das huge mon. Of course it's an oy vey shut it down shituation.

she did say why Palpatine did it when she said he was an evil monster at the end.
that's his literal character motivation in-universe lol

How he'll probably go out

Killed by ISB in a shootout.

How he should go out

Flash forward to after the war, he's on trial for warcrimes and pleads guilty.

he's a jedi
dedra shoots him
he becomes a force ghost

turning into a force ghost

AHHHHH I HATE THIS I HAVE AN ISB MOMMY GF AND A COZY WHITE COLLAR JOB SAVE ME REBEL-SAMA

Gen Xers actually believe this.

Mfw andor need a tard wrangler

They've definitely made a habit of making the Empire actually seem threating, but I was still pleasantly surprised by how they unceremoniously they killed so many of these guys off.

even better
shot goes through him
he was always a force ghost
Anakin killed him in the jedi temple

Post Death Star destruction milking by the (former) Senior Senator from Chandrilla

with mon at the head of the tribunal

This was a really good fist fight. The both of them looked exhausted and fucked up by the end.

lmao true

I was half-right; I knew they'd bring in heavy armor but didn't think it would be as droids.

youtu.be/II1x9ptMZag?t=58
It seems there's an inconsistency in its toughness though (see above), maybe it's a special armored variant or Ghorman weapons are just that weak.

I didn't understand if that's why he lowered his gun, or if he was going through heavy stuff morality-wise

don't listen to Mon Mothma, she was clearly bleeding out of her wherever that day.

Hehe

Will bic die next week?
Characters that are basically confirmed to die

luthen

rebel guy and his French one night stand

luthens assistant

Who else?

Just a person who is fumbling their way through the force without any real teachers. Makes a lot of sense in a galaxy 15 ears eish after the clone wars. I think she basicly said herself what she does, doesn't even always work?

within the past 10 minutes he almost choked out his gf, found out he was the bad guy all along and THEN finally catches up with his guy he's obsessed with finding and killing for years only for that guy to have no idea who he is
he's literally the meme

Not dead but Saw gets his legs blown off and gets his Rhydo inhaler

force ghost

I would be very disappointed. The tragedy of Luthen should be that he's forgotten and never gets the appreciation. Only Lonni should morne his death

Pretty much all the characters except the ones who show up in Rogue One are going to die.

she's a very bad woman, very bad, not nice. everyone says it. she's not going to be a good senator and everyone will laugh at the Galaxy if you listen to her

Palp's polling numbers go up by 12 points

His entire gallery is rigged with explosives like Gene Hackman in Enemy of the State. He takes Dedra with him in the blast. We've seen that he's very familiar with explosives and likes to carry them with him.

That kind of sexism is really not within Palpatine's character.
I think even Vader would call on him on such talk.

I’m so fucking upset we lost Syril today
A real hero and human being

imagine if Luthen is the only one who survives, and he gets to watch a sunrise in a free galaxy.

What the fuck is wrong with Bix? It's so underwhelming after the Mon Mothma kino.

Mon Mothma is NASTY. Nasty like a MOTH. She eats clothes, that's the only reason she likes Ghorman so much.

The tragedy of Luthen should be that he's forgotten and never gets the appreciation

That is what ends up happening, whatever his true death is

Cyril might die next week because he obviously didn't die this week, that would be absurd, he's the main character and Luna can't carry the show by himself.

Most realistic woman moment in television history

What the fuck is wrong with Bix? It's so underwhelming after the Mon Mothma kino.

She needed to be written out and they didn't want to kill her off?

what if they decide to shoehorn him into being on home one during rotj like with mon

Post Endor disagreement between radical hostile elements of the rebels over a real trivial matter blown the fuck out of proportion

My Lord emperor... I pray you respected Mothma's pronouns

Done.

this is the ONE time I actually want to see a character get killed obviously but then just be alive in a bacta tank

start wearing robes

manbun

drinking wine every day

anyone else started to chandrilamaxxin' because of Perrin?

FUCK THE REBELS THEY SHOT FIRST

Who are you

Poor Syril spent his last moments being both burned and suffering an existential crisis.

Kino of the first order.

STANDING HERE I REALIZE

so damn kino thanks

I'll explain
1) we wanted to see her actor's breasts
2) that can't happen because its Disney+
3) we all lost interest in whatever her character arc was as a result

Say the Ghorman guy did not show up and shoot Syril, what happens?

Bix is safe at least.

Pretty sure that bomb totally killed this guy and that desk couldn't protect him at all

Syril revealed to be force ghost

leads a one man rebellion for the next two years as a ghost

discovers the truth about the minerals and the creation of the Death Star

leaks the info to the rebellion

knowing the rebels will fail infiltrates the Death Star as it approaches Yavin

detonates the core at the same time Luke completely fucking misses because he turned off his targeting computer

force ghost Syril is destroyed by kyber crystals and is the real hero all along

Such a "milquetoast" speech that the Empire needs to censor and detain her lol

I wonder if she feels any responsibility for his eventual death. If she's still alive by then, that is.

I would not object lol

Dedra will rescue his body and keep him alive but with no mind for various reasons which I will elaborate on in my upcoming 600 page fan fiction.

1.

Syril just tells him to leave.
Sadly Syril still stays behind to die.

2.

Less likely, they leave together.
Syril becomes a rebel clerk at Yavin.

Bix: Alderaan seems nice and safe.

Say the Ghorman guy did not show up and shoot Syril, what happens?

Either he walks off and tries to join the Rebels or he tries to join Cassian (and probably gets shot by him anyway).

More likely Syril gets to use his knowledge of Imperial bureaucracy somehow. But that's a pretty narrow skillset.

Yes retard that was my fucking point her speech was way too milquetoast for the empire to overreact in this way
They have literal fake news experts who can spin this however they want, SHUTTING IN DOWN would make everything ten times worse realisticslly

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Decraniated
dedra will take syril's corpse to jedha to turn him into a decraniated

she puts him in a darth vader type suit kek

Yeah lol that explosion fucked the entire room up, he's gone.

I didn't get the impression he thought it would.

I liked this minor character a lot. Didn't understant why he didn't run back away from the blast zone, he clearly went for a dumb suicide toss. He could also have tried to toss it out.

My pet theory, Gilroy doesn't want to leave any characters alive to ruin in other projects for the kind of retarded people who usually work on star wars projects.

They dumb down her character arc to bully and bomb your local meanie. I thought she was the one who is going to kill Dedra for her revenge arc. Maybe next week?

safe on Alderaan haha

why is a star wars series of all thing the only series right now making care about their characthers

So was Mothma's chauffeur going to turn them in or not?

Yes

somehow Syril has returned

tfw you will never attend a Chandrilan rave, get ripped on glitterstim spice and have a drunk, sweaty Mon Mothma grind on your shit

He's a spy but like the other senator said he's a retard so why brother replacing him

Bix was a kino character in season 1, I don't understand why she sucks so much in 2. So does Andor. Andor does nothing interesting, and nothing interesting is happening to him.

What is the story of this season, really?

These generals might be the most fun on Anon Babble since 2018 when we watched The Terror.
I missed Chernobyl threads

Some people are arguing that just like Syril he might have "turned" and in this case been persuaded by listening to Mon Mothma's speech, and that he was on his way to help Mon.

I didn't get that impression at all, personally, and was amazed they read that into it.

that's mon's senate aide, not another senator

I want to camp outside the Yavin 4 Rebel base with the bros too

There will be more kino, someday.

idk I'm enjoying the Last of Us more but there are generally fewer memes per week.

I think she was okay in ep 1-3, just in 4-9 she's just Andor's housewife and doesn't really have anything to do.

I feel sorry for Cereals mother

Her smile and optimism, obliterated

when was the last time Anon Babble got to watch something genuinely good like these last three episodes from one of the biggest IPs available, I really can't recall tbqh

only because this 3 episode arc was actually good. the previous 2 weeks of generals weren't as good.

You will never sit in a smoke filled kitchen with Mon at 5am as she cuts spice on a mirror with a razor blade still dressed in her outfit from the night before her hair wild and matted with sweat

Just fucking kill me now

So was Mothma's chauffeur going to turn them in or not?

Absolutely not, he was moved by Mon's speech and didn't follow the Empire orders because he was ready to help her with her car

She warned him about those spider farmers

I just hope he gets to attend one more high society function before he dies. He seems more happy at them, then when he's doing shady rebel shenanigans

Has Lucas said anything about the show? He usually voices his opinion on the newer stuff, like loving the Obi Wan show.

So, is Mon Mothma's daughter going to have any plot relevance again? What about Davo Sculdun? What about the Daughters of Ferrix - why wasn't that woman picking cotton with the rest of them?

Last I recall were /bcs/ threads. Before that the Terror and /tpg/ were fun times

BASED

Bros....will Lonni survive???

he's my favourite glup shitto in this and the MVP

at least he died securing valuable Calcite resources

He'll probably be fine unless that moustache ISB spy gets ordered to take him out

THE MONSTER WILL CUM ON US ALL

I bet that he retires happily with his family.

Fashies overreacting to anything is normal

I'm fighting for no free spiders at home

I want to bang that Force healer gilf

it'll be weird if they don't address the fact that Palpatine could take Mon's family hostage. but it might be the kind of thing that got cut losing 3 seasons.

the ginger one?
anon I...

I think we're getting answers for everything related to Mon Mothma's family that you mentioned in the coming arc (probably a throwaway sentence to them being under house arrest or having escaped thanks to rebel help) but I still wonder about that daughter of ferrix who they fled ferrix with and has been completely ignored for season two.

I would guess Deedra finds Luthen through Lonni, but I like the idea of Luthen sacrificing himself to somehow keep Lonni as an asset in play.
It was really weird that Lonni was not in the last three episodes, as an aside note, given how related he was to what was going on. Sort of how Wilmon magically went from joining Saw's extremists to being back in the main rebel group without explanation this arc. Gilroy could have cut down on the songs for 30 seconds to explain that.

So the Death Star should be just about ready next arc. I hope there are comfy scenes inside it

I bet Palpatine is glad that the Star Wars universe doesn't yet have Smartphone technology.

like loving the Obi Wan show

Opinion discarded then, what an old retard

space women go crazy for picrel

incel bros? we've got a chance after all

Wait til you see this one

indiewire.com/news/general-news/george-lucas-backs-bob-iger-disney-nelson-peltz-1234965820/

Whatever happened to Andor's autistic droid?

going full Mendelsohn in there

Lucas is like Cameron with the Terminator franchise, he's occasionally going to get asked for a positive quote to help out.

Had to be cut for more scenes of Bix having women moments, more scenes of the Space Palestinian kissing white women and more scenes of Andor bitching about doing the job he's going to do anyway

NGL I can feel his bottled up rage, woman are shit, my job sucks, fuck this shit. And then the sudden realization that he was a literal who. His entire life meant so little that even the rebel he’d been hunting like a mad dog asked who are you. That was the final blow, the cherry on top.
C E R T I F I E D K I N O

it isn't 100% done until RO remember the scene where the laser dish gets slotted in

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE IM STILL A RAT IN A CAGE

lonni sent an agent to infiltrate bail's team, it's how luthen knew bail's team wasn't to be trusted

Yes
There will be a service held on deck 452 at the Syril Karn memorial garden just outside the local Imperial Bureau of Statistics offices

he went to live on a farm

Whatever happened to Andor's autistic droid?

everyone in this show sacrifices for the cause, even B. hes gone.

what your uncle harlo gona do now bitch

Yeah, I know. Which is weird that he wasn't shown during those episodes, given he did that. They talk about it instead of showing him in play.

Uncle Harlo brings Syril back from the dead. He's got connections. No one's ever really gone.

She's gonna call in the second family favor.

Show is all about these people who sacrifice for the cause of defeating the Empire and Palps

JJ Abrams just undoes all that with his terrible sequel films

They left him inna farm, andor got a new autistic droid who can fling people now.

in the next arc theres like eight Syril clones running around

Return of the Jedi already ruins this show by having another fucking death star pop up out of nowhere.

Syril's story is so depressing

Fuck I forgot this stupid shit happen

Yeah I was just thinking about where they got more Kalcite from.

people thirty years later in Star Wars talking about the legend of Luke Skywalker

nobody remembers Syril a real human bean

Life is cruel and relentless

He managed to somehow make the Legends Fall of the NR during the Vong, Formation of the GFFS, Daalas chancellorship, Borsk and Legacy era politics look good and reasonable.

another fucking death star

its in character for the arrogant empire to make it again

Turns out we could just have just electrolytically processed bantha fodder, whoopsy! Sorry Ghorman!

Legacy was kino

Ghorman had plenty of kalkite for more than one death star

SYRILL NOOOO

You’re not gonna believe this Emperor

turns out we can just grow this rock in a lab and make as much as the galaxy needs

turns out we didn’t need to spark the rebellion into life by killing all those French people

That pink alien lady with the blue hair really did something for me

I knew that.

Oh, so we were genociding them in the name of the Dark Side?

No, fuck them frog-eaters.

is that Mon's daughter's butt crack we're seeing here or just something from the outfit itself

btw thread going to die soon anyone baking a new one?

bitch if I ever have to hear about your make coworkers again

He's on the rape planet.

I will be hosting a memorial service for Syril this Saturday
Mon Mothma will be there to caress my hair

Not saying it wasn't but having the SuperEmpire control the galaxy out of no where was not earned just as having another fucking jedi purge (seriously how many fucking jedi purge type stories were dark horse doing concurrently) and somehow the rebels have returned again. Legacy does have cool kino moments but the unearned state of the galaxy Is not one of them

Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear what you said because I was literally conjuring hundreds of star destroyers via space magic

Kys pedophile

Where's the new thread?

I was fine with all of that except for Daala who should have been forgotten as one of KJA's brainfarts.

plot twist

the calcite wasn’t being used for the Death Star laser but rather whatever the fuck this is

when the posting stops, thats when to start worrying

she's old enough to be married

fucking finally some good episodes

Falls on you.

The bald ISB guy was pissed off he was called in near the end of his shift and had to stay in charge instead of being relieved.
Lonni's agent gave the ISB the intel early enough to shut it down but they took too long.
I absolutely believe Lonni was meant to be the day supervisor but knew to be 'busy' so the bald guy would have to be in charge during events and take the fall.
Lonni can point to *his* agent doing her job and her death being bald guy's fault. So that guy gets vanished and Lonni continues in his role.
If you look closely Lonni has removed two, possibly three ISB people from their roles, while flying just under the radar enough to avoid being promoted into higher scrutiny. Guy is a boss.

This glup shitto later dies to Starkiller Base.

The bald ISB guy was pissed off he was called in near the end of his shift

I'm a fan of the amount of disgruntled middle managers in this series

Once again confirming proof that middle managers are the most evil people in the world

You made me rewatch the scene - it's definitely not her butt crack. It's a parting in her veil or something in her outfit that creates that optical illusion for two seconds, the one that you took a screenshot of. Based autist.

Bryar pistol

when assembled as a sniper, looks like Tenloss DXR-6 Disruptor Rifle

Dreena's actress is hot in a weird way.

She's very pretty

Doesn't compare to the ISB spy hottie

lmao

explain

In reality they'd just pay nigerian shills to spam imperial networks with disinfo for a few hours and that's it.

i think the actress is like 18 or 19

Honestly Kino

What the fuck does BBY mean?

Battle Before Yavin

Battle before Yavin

Before Battle Yavin

Naming the leader of the regime is incredibly brave. When prigozhin was marching on Moscow with an army, even he didn’t directly call out Putin. Top advisors, the leader of the army, but nothing to Putin himself.

Bix has a religious moment and believes cassian andor is god’s man on earth and that he has a need that ought to be fulfilled