Fascist priest is ruining my life

18F. watched conclave yesterday.

immediately fall madly & violently in love with tedesco. i try to find other clips of the actor, it’s genuinely just him.

i have a wet dream of the fucking fascist priest the same night. i have had three wet dreams in my entire life, including this.

start obsessively doodling him in my sketchbook. my mom is learning how to draw, and has taken the habit of looking at what i’m drawing to look at my method.

“anon, that drawing is really good. is that a priest?”

explain tedesco. say i think he’s cute. keep it very pg.

my mom immediately looks violently disappointed in me. she shows my stepdad. asks to see tedesco.

“how old is he?”
“oh i don’t know…60s-70s?”

she looks more disappointed in me than i’ve ever seen her. she has genuinely caught me cutting and she did not look this disappointed.

i’m not looking for advice i just needed to get this out of my system. genuinely kill me.

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i can fix you

man i think i’m trapped this way honestly

Literally a satanic movie. Ends with a tranny.

Sergio Castellitto is 71 years old.

i think benitez being intersex is a rly good continuation of the theme in the movie desu. hes not trans, he was just born with a uterus, and chose to stay the way God made him

i am incredibly aware, googled it after the conversation. it unfortunately does not impact my abhorrent lust for tedesco even a little.

you can't have him, anon. he's supposed to remain chaste

thats part of it. :(

What does a female wet dream involve? Do you just cream the mattress?

What the fuck anon actually came up with this

i fortunately wear underwear to bed usually so i just had to change at 6am

i am not lying unfortunately. i have proof of the art my mom pointed out but i’m a mediocre artist at best LOL

Pics nigga

you couldn’t fucking pay me to post my dirty underwear on Anon Babble

may i see the sketch?

like i said, mediocre at best </3 i’m a digital artist, usually

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kys faggot

Not bad. Reminds me of some meme drawing of Hayao Miyazaki.

You probably shouldn't tell your parents about what you masturbate to, though.

to be explicitly clear, i called him cute and handsome. i did not once imply anything carnal. however i unfortunately i can guess that was the assumption

Show tits.

neither of us want that

Thems the rules, tho.

show tits or GTFO

Not gonna lie OP. That's a pretty odd fetish.

i cannot express enough that its just this guy. did some thought exercises of like “what if it was a DIFFERENT cardinal? what if it was some guy who dressed up like this cardinal?”

no. im trapped.its just him.

So its not the role you're attracted to its just the actor?

Are you fat, OP?

nono, i am attracted to the actor in the role, but not the actor himself. if someone else was playing the role, it wouldn’t be the same, but if i look at the actor on his own, he’s less attractive to me, if at all

not as much anymore but i lost like 40lbs in 2023-2024 (162-119,) so ive still got that fat bitch mentality ykwim

in terms of Anon Babble wank material to be caught with thats probably pretty low on the list tbf
kekd still

Do you know how awful old people's bodies look under the clothes?

i thought about him naked and got so horny my vision blurred. i am aware of this though, and it does not change my opinion of him

Good on you losing the weight, nonna! Keep it up!

thanks!! hopefully will get to 100 by the end of the year

I wish any woman felt this way about me

Weird but Cute!

if it helps i have a lot of friends who are women and the some of things they beat their meat to make jabba the hutt look like ryan gosling. i’m sure theres someone out there for you

Yes but I won't meet them because I'm a giganeet. I'm not even unattractive at all. Anyway don't mind me

Mind sharing any feet pics? Thanks in advance.

no but thats just because i have ugly feet honestly

me too anon