SNL Thread - Quinta Brunton/Benson Boone

Abbot Elementary hosts with Backflip Jones as musical guest

I only watch it because I want to see that cute new girl Jane Wickline. Hope she's not a dyke.

They are disgusting to look at

Who and who?

she's the emmy-winning star of Abbott Elementary
he sings that "Beautiful things" song you've probably heard at Walmart

Saturday Night HR Department

fucking zoomer shit

They're trying to make Benson Boone a Freddie Mercury for Zoomers

nog

fag jew

sarah is dressing ugly

skip

Good to be back. Lucky that Anon Babble's death and resurrection happened while we were on break.

kek the chuds are getting destroyed

SEXXY SQUIRMY!!!!

Well, that was a terrible cold open

three episodes left of SNL's 50th subpar, milquetoast season

So this one has the sheboon from Abbott Elementary hosting and some zoomer actual faggot from the UK as musical guest, correct?

Because the Democrats are so damn incompetent

I lafed not even once

Hey at least we get Goggins next week

tfw no cute, brainwashed scientologist gf

Scientology is bad actually

cute

are you gay?

this black chick is built like a garbage truck

Is she named after the La Quinta hotel chain?

No because I stated my attraction to a female. If you look at her and thinks she looks like a man, you're truly demented.

belly fat noticeably sticking out

that weird betty boop thing with her hair

She needs to fire her stylist

this is trash. what the fuck abott elementary?

We could've had Sabrina :(

Fineman may be a jewess with the chest of Elliot Page, but she's still cuter than Wickline, that's fore sure

Is she even famous or liked?

do zoomers even watch this? i thought it was just soillenials and boomers

Tranny Wade

jenna ortega should be in this

Imagine seeing Sabrina getting split open by Dwayne.

Short people got nobody to love

I've heard of Abbott Elementary, and I just wasn't interested. Aside from that I've no strong opinions about it. I don't really know who Quinta is, I may or may not have seen something with her in it. Again, I've no strong opinions on her.
Ever since the COVID lockdowns, my ability to keep with contemporary entertainment has been severely impaired.
I'm also a Chloe Chad

MOGGED

always a good sign when their monologue relies on huge celebrity cameos AND a musical number

fat "body positive" backup dancers

lol

Okay you can replace Quinta but it has to be a black woman to fill the quota

I'd rather see the chick from The Bear again

I don't care what anyone says. Sabrina Carpenter is hot af.

agreed

The only problem is she will produce manlets

Tyla I guess

Did the cold open even mention the MS-13 tattoos? That could be a whole sketch

kek this is a funny enjoy

Azealia Banks host + musical guest

Disagreed. She has an incredibly generic face

One album wonder who's schtick is already passed over by the masses and will fade into irrelevance.

Based

chatbabies

Sarah is hot

Sarah looks goooood in this bit

tick tock

Very, very few gals can pull off bangs, but Sherman is still pretty cute with this hair

She's still another jewess, however

I want to smell squirm's thong

I told my wife you were all obsessed with squirm and she's making fun of you for your awful taste. She said "she's an ugly Jew creature"

tell her she's a jealous hag

Your wife is a bitch

Explain baby back ribs, bitch.

I give Marcello grief but he still has way more range than Bowen

What was the point of having almost the entire cast in that sketch?

jealous roastie

Has she seen her without the mullet?

The ethnically ambiguous new guy plays a really good straight man in sketches

Post a pic of your wife

Have they done a skit about when a black kid stabs an innocent white kid over a seat at a track meet yet?

the "pal" istinian

She said "none of these Anon Babble people even have wives, they are sitting in their room full of McDonald's cups and piss bottles in front of their screens living in squalor"

No, she looks like Amanda Crew but with blue eyes.

That line actually made me cackle

Win Butler and the Arcade Fire finally officially uncanceled

"none of these Anon Babble people even have wives, they are sitting in their room full of McDonald's cups and piss bottles in front of their screens living in squalor"

reddit response

It's another Kenan is in every sketch episode

im tired of this sketch

innocent

lmao, lol. He literally bullied and intimated karmello, goading him to fight. It was self defense. Why do republignats like to lie so much??

this is actually a great recurring sketch

Gotta make sure there's at least one Maddiepost in this bread

Why are jewesses such sluts?

i like her weird lanky figure
she cute
don't find her weekend update singing funny though

Awful taste. The other new girl is actually attractive.

I don't care. I have a fetish for Jewish women, and I make no apologies for it.

Did my beautiful wife Jane Wickline show up yet?

kek based sketch

It’s played out

I'm jealous of Colin Jost

Random Jost cameo. I would expect that in his season finale episode but not tonight

This was a joke on Simpsons first, Marge's sisters shop at Forever 41.

This is just a Sarah thread

I make Diane Keaton look like a prostitute

This has been their cardinal sin for decades- running these fucking things into the fucking ground

2 monkeys va 1 gorilla

Gorilla

two black women and a gorilla

they really are reading Anon Babble

why do jews let scientologists into hollywood

Holy based

A brown thing throws brown things at brown things.

oddly racist for SNL

People find this gorilla shit funny?

The live band music really makes this

Did Anon Babble write that sketch?

They aint even do nuthin

Oh fuck they're really askin' for it

they ain’t even do nothin

dog whistle much?

She built like the peter Griffin long legs prostitute

The car sketch only works once. Same with the bridesmaids song

This has been really good so far. Brunson has great comedic timing.

Writers saved all their racist jokes for the black lady episode of the season

Dindu nuffin

Yeah, because of the racist innuendo of juxtaposing black women with a gorilla. It feels naughty and subversive to a certain niche of the audience.

Might have been better suited for the 12:55 spot

I only watch it because I want to see that cute new girl Jane Wickline.

4U

Is this the actual music guest because he looks like an SNL character

I would fuck that guitarist

Honestly even liberals are getting fed up when you got racist murders getting 500K for their crimes sometimes the claws gotta come out.

Sorry to bring that up but its true.

This guy looks fucking insufferable

I still don't get it

slutty wickline

hell yeah
like sarah she cleans up nicely

This guys dingaling is flopping all over the place! Disgusting!

Harry Styles tribute band

To be fair, it was more like 300k

god I want her to wrap her long ass legs around my head.

Apologies to Benson Boone- I thought this zoomer was an actual faggot from Bongland, but he's a burger from Washington state with an apparent girlfriend who certainly appears to have been born with female genitalia

I didn't see it

Surprisingly hot

I hate that songs are so short now

Hey, pal, that's MY wife! you better check yourself

Hey, buddy, I love her she belongs with ME.

i appreciate both her regular self and the bimbo version. she's a very very good girl.

great intro to mr boone I only ever seen him do flips before

goddammit I went to get up to take a piss and spilled pretzels all over myself.

Why are these dudes so obsessed with Trump? Makes no sense.

He's the president and he's very memeable.

Makes perfect sense. He's the president of the USA ffs

It's a common racist trope to say that black people are nothing but monkeys and other non human primates.
Putting 2 black women in a sketch with a gorilla feels like an old fashioned racist television broadcast where overt racism is casually featured as just a normal part of the program.
For a certain niche of people, being overtly racist is considered irreverent, subversive, and funny.

Thank god it's Longfellow and not that spic Marcel Rodriguez or whatever the fuck his name is

it's a cast member does 5 minutes of stand-up on WU because he never gets sketch time episode

Longfellow and Sarah can replace Che and Colin

they're grooming Longfellow to replace Jost & Che

Did my beautiful wife Jane Wickline show up yet?

Need a nickname for Wickline simps. Work on it.

Tub Man

kek

Wimps
Wicklimps
Wimplines

Would be a waste of Sarah as a correspondent, and she might be out of the running after all the flubs as Rachel Maddow

Sherman>Fineman>Wickline

Asian glaze

I can see him doing weekend update for sure

Hope she's not a dyke.

Probably out of luck Her comedy tour partner is an FTM.

Yikes

Disagree
Gardner>Fineman>Sherman

God dammit that was good

armpit hair

ftm partner

Yea I don't think she wants to fuck us, bros

I feel like I hallucinated that entire WU almost nothing they said made any sense to me lol

only two more Weekend Updates with Jost and Che remain

there's a mentally retarded person in charge of the country and he's actively destroying the economy for no reason

but you're not allowed to talk about him

Someone posted a pic of Jane's romantic partner a few episodes ago, it was an IRL It's Pat situation

Oh, I missed
it's this person

Prove it, liar!

*shakes head sadly*

Hate to see it happen.

I can fix her, I eat pussy better than any lesbian.

Jesus, heavy on the Kenan this week

Dismukes had crossed my mind, he started off in the writers room before joining the cast

black woman host

lets be more racist and sexist than was previously thought possible in every sketch because we got N Word pass now

Why is this ad break 5 years long?

It's a black host episode, which means more screen time for the black cast members.
i'm surprised Devon hasn't shown up more. Pretty certain he's getting fired after this season.

The right woman/man is like if you took the left and AI filter just cleaned her up to be cuter.

holy shit why can't women be anything but the most vile evil imagineable in the flesh?

Does this nigga always dress like a pedophile magician from 1978?

hory shet I called him a pedophile magician and he started singing about ice cream and magic.

You walk into a class and these are your TAs, you turn 360 and moonwalk out of the room.

I miss the days of SNL when the musical guest actually did their hit song

This shilled faggot fucking sucks

lmao

This show isn't funny. Why do you watch this?

She's not a dyke.Clearly a weird females being too friendly with each other. If she was, she'd say it already. No downside to it in 2020's U.S sodom and gomorrah.

I don’t have anything else going on

seems like it’s the cool thing now to not play your big hit

Is it just me or does this boone guy seem kinda smarmy. He sounds so full of himself.

it's usually not this bad

Chappelle Roan not doing Good Luck Babe or Hot 2 Go was criminal

He is a young millionaire who is probably doing a lot of fuckin' he's probably at least a little smug.

Holy fucking shit zoomers are unfunny. I started watching SNL in the 90s but I don't think it's ever been less funny than it is now. And whenever they do have a funny sketch, it's just a derivative repackaged version of something SNL did 20-30-40 years ago

close up of Maddie doing her thing

cute barrettes in her hair

PUT THIS GAL IN A SKETCH OR TWO AND HAVE HER AS MUSICAL GUEST, MICHAELS,

This break is too long, a sketch got cut

I would be too if I could backflip like that tbdesu

I think i met that black dude once

Apparently his flaccid cock over 6 inches and girthy

I just heard that Chevy’s leaving. I was hoping for a lot more than 1 1/2 seasons. How’s Bill Murray?

fudraggot

Her wig and mustache makes her look like young Jesse Jackson

You guys are so porn-ruined that you find anything that is even SLIGHTLY female and latch on to it. No, Wickline is not attractive. She's a lanky retarded dyke bitch. Get some standards.

Bill Murray is the future

Shutup fudraggot

Why? How do you know that?

to each his own fucker, I like slim nerdy cute girls and that's what she is.

Hey, that is our word

Che's had more than his share of flubs

she has hairy armpits, horrible teeth and styles herself as unattractively as possible even if she had an attractive appearance. plus she's a dyke. why would you like a girl after that?

you guys are so desensitized by porn you get aroused by femininity!

That's the opposite of how that works. Fudraggot.

Ashley Padilla looking sexy as hell in that leopard dress

The dyke thing I can't argue with but the other shit I can deal with, she doesn't have meth teeth she's just a regular person.

Good god almighty, I know it sticks out like a sore thumb, but James Austin Johnson's schnozz is about as jewish as a beak can possibly be

BUT SHE'S NOT FEMININE, YOU SICK FUCK. SHE HATES MEN TO HER CORE. YET ACTS LIKE A MAN AND DATES FTMS BECAUSE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DERANGED SOCIALITES.

I can’t imagine him having that same snarky charm. I bet Murray won’t even take a fall

I was about to post this as well- very sexy

Sarah Simps, poor crop this week. Corn just wouldn't grow.

What a shame. You know damn well that she isn't, because that's not real, but her social status depends on that label because they're all degenerate psychopaths. She looked cute at first. Like a manix pixie girl.

For those of you getting 1st Look on NBC now, they're exposing JFK assassination conspiracies

that cut to then flying out of the ring

lmaooo

Win some, lose some

Surprisingly he's from an evangelical Christian background rather than the tribe

I'm losing track of this argument, are you saying that the way she dresses and shit is an act? Because I don't think that's the case, Bowen is a faggot and Jane is a lanky autismo that's just how it is.

Did that dude time travel from my uncles 1986 yearbook photo?

1 out 10. terrible episode, all writers for these sketches should be fired.

There's no way he doesn't have heeb in him- just look at that fucking thing

Now that was a weak episode. Worst of this Season for shizzil.

I’m getting “inspiration ministries” but it’s actually a mop infomercial

haha imagine her pussy is just as hairy as her armpits and she calls you a faggot and forcefully rides your face and gives you rugburn haha that would be gross

She both is and isn't. She owns the lifestyle and doubles down it but obviously it's all for the looks. Like everything about Gen Z, it's fake and demonic.

That settles it- get work to one of those nepobaby zoomer writers that if they're gonna do another singing bridesmaids sketch, make sure they're all dressed in leopard print and showing plenty of skin

But leave that dyke Wickline out of it

Yeah I was like "What the fuck?" Such a random, non-typical bit for them. Usually its random bougie motherfuckers strutting around ritzy restaurants and tourist destinations. First Look's always kinda depressed me after SNL because they lean into shit I'll never afford to be able to do. Nowadays I recognize it as off-the-air goyslop programming. Now they're talking about black cowboys???

I thought the first half of this episode was strong. Only Seniors was the sketch of the night. Forever 31 and the car ferry sketch were good, the latter being a good showcase for Day, Fineman, and Brunson's physical comedy skills. WU was mid. Can't really remember anything from the 2nd half tbqh. Brunson was a excellent host imo, good timing and didn't rely too heavily on cue cards. Overall solid episode.

GUYS WHAT IS THE RED HEAD GIRL WHO PLAYS GUITAR IN THE BACK CALLED? THE ONE THAT SEEMED JEALOUS OF SYDNEY SWEENEY THE ONE TIME SHE HOSTED????? IF YOU DON'T TELL ME, I'LL BE...SAD.

Can't really remember anything from the 2nd half tbqh

That's because it was all fucking ads and the singer guy. A couple of bits had to have been cut for some reason.

Maddie "Guitar Snood" Rice

The "Bridesmaid Speech" sketch featuring Domingo on Saturday Night Live was written by Sudi Green, Ceara O'Sullivan, Jimmy Fowlie, and Allie Levitan... there's your list of writers who needs to be fired immediately, they are bad for your show Loren.

The Hardest Working Man in Show Business Michael Che moved into a tie for 4th this week.

bless your soul. you've given me a new female to parasocially obsess over until i find something disagreeable she's done (dated black or dyke) and then drop her and move onto the next parasocial obsession.

she likes BBC, you whites can go goon to taylor or someone else

god lord, how the fuck did that talentless hack seth meyers get this many episodes??

The audience were invested in the Stethfon romance

You're welcome, to save you some time, this was her job before SNL

For Chloe simps, she has a streaming movie this week. She plays a stripper, so -- yeah.

Not the best ep for me but I'm glad Silk Robe Chad had a good night

They should do what they did in 1995 when they fired the whole Farley/Sandler cast (save for Tim Meadows) because audiences were growing tired of the same cast and replaced them with an all-new cast, which ended up being the Will Ferrell/Cheri Oteri cast. Crazy that Lorne used to think casts got stale after 5 or 6 seasons, now they got people staying on the show 10 or more seasons typically.

She’s cute, reminds me of that cute actress from the late 2000s / early 2010s Ellen Page, wonder what ever happened to her, you don’t see her anywhere no more

She’s cute, reminds me of 90s skater girl tomboys, you don’t see that type of cute on tv much anymore

Oh. Great.

She's dead, fell off a cliff and died on impact.

ITS UP

youtube.com/watch?v=bicokNHXgJQ

That's a boy on the left

please no

I can’t remember ever hating an SNL cast member as much as I hate him. Seth Meyers maybe but at least he was just on weekend update and not there to ruin every sketch

jane wickline is not a dyke but she loves baiting it which is even worse.

comedies aren’t made for the theater anymore and are just randomly dumped on some random streaming service most of which nobody will have ever heard of

Grim. I miss the whole “seeing comedy in the theater” experience. I feel like of all genres, comedies were the ones that most benefited from seeing in the theater, the whole infectious laughs from everyone in the theater making the experience more fun and the movie seeming funnier with a big group around you thing.

Chloe's definitely gone after this season. She seems to be getting a lot of film roles these days.

Lucky that Anon Babble's death and resurrection happened while we were on break.

I was legit concerned.

I miss the whole “seeing comedy in the theater” experience.

SNL cast members are big on the Alt Comedy and College circuits during hiatus and the off season. Just check their websites.

Damn as much as I wanna jam my tongue up Wickline's hairy butthole she looks a lot like David Johansen there, kinda disheartening.

The cast needs cuts, but the recent trims have seemed more Mean Girls kicking out personal enemies than improving the show. Cutting Jay Pharow and Chloe Trost made no sense.

I have heard rumors there will be a big cast overhaul next season in the vein of season 20

based if true