Not going to lie

it's probably like 50 bucks if you can even get one

I will be purchasing one of these bad boys

And then what? More plastic crap you'll never use or think about ever again after it gets stuffed into a drawer?

i much preferred the "adding stupid shit to popcorn" gimmick

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Id buy it for $10 at most. But do you know what they charge for this shit? Its a fucking scam.

I actually have a mini movie wall and Jaws is one of my all time favorites so I'll prob use it for decor if anything. It also helps that I love less than 7 min from the beach so it fits the motif of my home.

wanted The Batman popcorn bucket to keep pens and stuff in

went on Sunday of the opening weekend and they had been sold out since Friday

I use a coffee mug instead

seems like the proper motif would be a genuine shark skill not a plastic popcorn tub

It's faux-soul. You can smell the desperation and lack of sincerity.

Is it the only good shark film? Why is it so perfect?

I bought the Dune meme bucket but they just gave me my popcorn in a regular bag and I had this metal and plastic thing sitting beside me the whole time. You couldn't actually eat popcorn out of it because the hole was too small for an adult hand.

Stupid shit

you never had popcorn balls? I burned the fuck out of myself making them with my grandma. Shit is like napalm.

If I could afford mounting a shark to adorn on my wall, I absolutely would.

Every other shark film is just trying to be Jaws, so yes. Even including the jaws sequels Jaws is the only good shark movie.

I'm not sure, but seeing it in 3D with about 4 other people in the theater was pretty choice.

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The 50th anniversary is coming up. expect a lot of plastic crap .

get a knife and go into the water

It's $45 and only available at Alamo Drafthouse, a failed theater chain that barely exists anywhere anymore lmao

WOOO just like the game boomers played back in the 70s.

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You can use a fishing rod

confusing the dunc onahole with a popcorn bucket

ishygddt

Killing the shark wouldn't be hard. Getting it preserved is pretty pricey. Like I said earlier, I live in a coastal town so this would be the best place to do this.

Also, this scene in the .gif has lost value over time because beer cans used to be a lot stronger than today's normal beer cans.

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I worked at a theater and once they got like 5 different flavors of seasoning for popcorn like cheddar, ranch, can't remember the others. Anyhow they were self serve and customers made a huge mess and they had to get rid of it because no matter how often we cleaned it it always looked terrible. I've never bought one of these maybe if i had a kid i would get him one.

Maybe you didnt pay attention because they literally do dive into the water to look for it at one point.

I like the sequels but for different reasons. The 1st is a good film and the sequel we just get to see more if that world, then the 3rd is like a weird dream.

imagine not wanting to defeat your prey on its own territory on equal footing to truly earn your trophy

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It's 2025, post appropriate Predator bigot.

Jaws 3D is a comedy to me because how the fuck did SeaWorld say yes to a horror movie set in their own park.

It's pretty bizarre. The soundtrack is great though.

Have you seen the Quint rubber duckie? I bought one a few years back in a shop on Cape Cod.

... Are you a Mega64 fan by any chance?

I only learned this popcorn bucket shit is a thing now because the one guy from Mega64 has started bringing it up on their podcast.

Tankerous Booey Brown, new Tight End for the Cleveland Browns, drafted 37th overall

I need it.

Uh, Deep Blue Sea?

these exist since forever they just changed the color

Dunder Mifflin Popcorn bucket.

not having red and green popcorn balls at christmas

maybe they knew that no potential seaworld guest would be turned off by its presence in a jaws film cause nobody is scared off being attacked by sharks at sea world

I bought that particular Figment bucket in your pic off eBay. Having the actual ride building is more appealing then the other ones they've done.

Last Christmas cousins said they had picked up a bunch of buckets at Disney including that one. I'm jealous. I have a buncha Figment stuff and having a big replica of the building would be great. Haven't been to Epcot in years and it is a shadow of its former glory, especially Journey Into Imagination, but I still love the original.

NECA is releasing this but in their usual photo-realistic style.