Why aren't commercials soulful anymore?
Why aren't commercials soulful anymore?
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Because I have to ring the bell during every fucking commercial.
Streaming killed ads. I watch everything through russian links and use adblock.
I stopped watching youtube entirely because everyone has their 2 minute ad read now for some garbage sponsorship
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It's because of the internet you son of a bitch. Back then, people had to sit through usually 5 minutes of commercials a couple/few times a show. You couldn't skip or fast forward. Now, youtube ads are usually very short because they know people skip them as fast as possible and they are trying some sort of compromise while they shove the ads in your face on the internet.
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thats the number I remember. its almost certainly wrong
soulful
You mean scammy?
We're father and sons, give us a call.
It's actually "leave off the last S for savings." MATTRES is 7 characters like a phone number.
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now this shit is stuck in your head
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Homeopathic shit like this and those psychic hotlines should have died much sooner. If you want oldschool shillslop, there are plenty of Twitch ads just just feature some chink streamer fiddling with some Temu crap for like ten seconds.
More evidence of the "adpocalypse". Those twitch ads are fucking surreal. A bunch of Chinese kids playing "basketball" in the house using a "special" foam ball that won't break shit??? Shitty video quality and no voice over telling you about the product.
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That commercial permanently altered my family's vocabulary
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Cingular had some good ones
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It’s because America is full of niggers now. Lowest common denominator.