how could you get 100 million dollars from him and NOT get screwed over
How could you get 100 million dollars from him and NOT get screwed over
I don't know who that is or what the fuck you're talking about
id find a dude who will make a deal with genie and take the percentage from providing a contact
How come there's been 10 Spider-Man movies and none of them have the Green Goblin looking like that.
why doesn't this guy just grant the wishes and not do evil shit? is he retarded and wants to be stopped?
I wish for 100 milions and that nobody bad ever happens to me for my soul
This is what the Green Goblin actually looks like.
because green goblin in comics is just guy putting goblin costume on
The green goblin is suppose to be wearing a mask and it makes even less sense for that mask to be a Halloween one.
It’s in his nature to do both.
Djinni are just cunts like that.
Easy, just get a 100 trillion note from some zimbabwe embassy then split it up into 100 million dollar notes. It might cost like one or two dollars USD.
You pretty much can't. It isn't even the asshole nature of twisting wishes people go on about with Djinns.
The system for wishes in the movie work in 2 specific ways
regular guy
You get 1 wish in exchange for your soul. This is on top of him fucking your wish over so even if you phrase the wish perfectly he still gets your soul as the baseline deal.
chosen one who released him
You get 3 wishes and don't have to give your soul. But on the 3rd wish the barrier to the evil djinn world drops and the entire race of evil djinns are set free to destroy the world.
Theoretically, first you have to be the chosen one who released him. Perfectly phrase your wish to avoid him twisting it and screwing you. And then refrain from making 2 more wishes to avoid the apocalypse. But even then he still follows you around pestering you and killing everyone around you with their wishes and generally being unpleasant.
Because they didn't want that. They literally created and tested it for the first movie and then scrapped it in favor of the softair helmet
make youuuuhhh WISHEZZZZZZUUUUUUHH
looks stupd
What happens if I dream of Jeanie?
I want my three wishes
Looks cool
i wish for 100 million dollars
i wish that you (djinn) gets thrown into marianas trench in a 50 inch thick lead container and you have stay there for 1000000 years
there, he cant pester me anymore
Obligatory
He'd just bring you with him, you never specified that he can't
How come the "wishes" gimmick never took off in horror? Seems like it would be a cool sub-genre. I guess the smile series is similar where the protagonist tries to figure out how to beat the monster. Are there any horror kinos like this?
You can’t. You’d have to add so many caveats that he’d interpret each as their own separate wish.
Otherwise he’d either give you Zimbabwean dollars, give you 100 million dollars that belong to a drug lord and are being tracked, or simply go with the old classic of 100 million coins deposited directly onto your head.
The only way to bypass him fucking you over is to make a wish that inherently banishes him back to the gem
I've read that back in the day, post WW I and II everything had to turn out honkey dory so movies and tv shows always had to turn out good.
what do you mean back in the day? this happens in every hollywood film ever and when people try to stray from this path they're always pressured by producers/test audiences to change their endings.
It has been a while but I think there was something else as part of the summoning djinn requirements that mess with the woman just ignoring and avoiding him.
Like I remember that impossible wishes are rejected because she wishes him to die and he explains that as an immortal spirit being death doesn't affect him so the wish is rejected.
Best wish though was the one that realized if demonic djinn and souls were real then Heaven was too and wished for Archangel Michael to come to her aide.
The only way to bypass him fucking you over is to make a wish that inherently banishes him back to the gem
If I was the 3-wish guy I would honestly talk terms and sell out humanity. Sure I'll wish your people over after I've lived a few centuries of prosperity, debauchery and whatnot and I have tired of wanting. Just instantly annhilate any aspect of me (body, soul, whatever) so I don't have to suffer the eternity of ultratorture, or make me one of yours so I can join in on the fun.
Wishmaster is not a particularly patient demon.
Then oop he goes to the deepest point of the deepest ocean
Might work unless I am forgetting something about Wishmaster and the one that summons him having some magic bond or some shit. There is one scene where a one off wish guy almost wishes for the Wishmaster to leave and would have worked if he didn't change his wish.
It would make his life much, much easier if he could just pretend to be nice. His ultimate goal is getting the right person to make three wishes. If he granted them in a nice way he'd win within 10 minutes.
But no, he has to be a dick.
I dunno, I think if you framed it as him being free to walk around being a massive asshole for centuries so long as it wasn’t to you, he might be on board with it.
Did the leprechaun grant wishes? Haven't seen those films in forever.
In one of the films he's being pressured by his djinn race to hurry up and free them.
He might face some kind of punishment for dawdling too long. Who knows, they change the rules slightly every film.
Why send him into the ocean, when blackholes exist?
He gave someone his gold in exchange for his freedom once, though he teleported it inside their stomach so they’d have to wish for it back out.
You can guess how that went.
wish for 100 million dollars
wish for humanity to meet aliens
aliens come and ask them to remove djinn cause theyre prob smart enough to remove demons if they can travel between stars
checked
But if the person who wished for an actual angel to come help still had trouble aliens probably couldn't help
spider-man peaked with sal buscema
that's a very good effect, but i dont think it would be much better than willem dafoe's actual face
I want you to shit out 100 million dollars right there on the floor.
Asking for money is so pedestrian. I would wish to be a powerful wizard
turns you into 30 year old virgin neet browsing chan