sober for over a year
hot new GF
sees his kids again
has been training with Tony Hawk, his skating is up to speed again with his pre Earth rocking days
is looking healthier every day
Tony fought and won to include him in THPS3+4
Our guy made it Anon Babble
were all gonna make it
ok but when is he going to knockout johnny knoxville? i venmo'd him a dollar
sober for over a year
i doubt
Hey Bam, where's my fucking skatepark, in Iceland, my favourite place
If he makes it a couple of years I will be impressed. He's fallen off the wagon with this amount under his belt several times.
The earth was rocked. Others will follow after him. His job is done.
I feel intense melancholia when I watch Viva La Bam, makes me miss my old neighborhood and all the people I used to know so much
Thanks for letting this earthrocker blogpost
the mid 00s were a magical time
keep on rockin the earth brother
so glad he's better. he was really down the well for a while
I'm not. His rock bottom arc was kino. Earthrockin will never die.
God bless Tony Hawk and Bam too. This was the weirdest cancellation, he never did anything wrong.
Throw me a BOUNE
his skating is up to speed again with his pre Earth rocking days
lmao
BAM BROS WE'RE SO BACK
CKY5 leaked!!!!
I wish I was sober again, I felt new.
You can't just stop Earthrocking you just take a little break. He'll be back soon enough.
Yeah is there a source on this? I swear every three months there is a tabloid story about how he was wasted at a bar in clearwater florida
I don't want to earthrock any more.
Bam earthrocking was more entertaining than jackflop 4. He won.
sober for a year
bull fucking shit bam. How fucking stupid do you think we are?
I swear to god I have posted this exact post word for word. Bam and his year long bender was infinitely more interesting than whatever the FUCK jackass 4 was supposed to be
Shocking to nobody, the black guy and his dad and the woman were fucking terrible. At least the poopy guy sort of felt like he belonged and he did the earthrocking speedrun
gets paid 60k for jackass4
royally fucks up his hand while filming
spends the entire paycheck on a new truck
goes MIA
gets send to rehab for drug and alcohol addiction
all in the course of like a year
jackflop 4
flop
it made 80mil on 10mil budget
wtf is earthrocking
WHATS HE GONNA DO NEXT
To be fair every attempt at quitting sometimes increases your odds each time. Around 8% of people are able to quit smoking cigarettes on their first attempt
At the risk of sounding like some bleeding heart faggot I hope he and anyone dealing with addiction of any kind are able to find sobriety but most importantly peace in sobriety. I'd give almost anything to have my time, energy, and resources I wasted on drugs back.
based
jackass 4 was absolute dog shit, but Poopies delivered one of my fav moments of any jackass film
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You motherfuckers don't understand
I had to ruin my 20 million dollar Element career early
And retire my jersey, fuck 'em all
Poopies and the fat guy were the only ones that made sense as the "new Jackass" crew, the rest were fucking atrocious
Jackass is officially a thing of the past, can't replicate that
That shit was of course gay demoralization propaganda
I just fell off the wagon :)
Pretty sure that lines up with when he met up with DDP.
I was convinced he would kill himself or die in an accident by 2024
glad to see I was wrong
I can’t believe they thought the token chick licking the taser was “poster” and “trailer” worthy. If that was jackass 2 it would be a passing b roll skit or something quick like
hi im johnny Knoxville and this is the spicy lollipop
OWWEEEE THATS SPICY AHAHAHAHA
and it would end in 12 seconds
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everyday I wake up listening to this song
You don't need to be a musician to be an earthrocker. Andy Shramberg is an earthrocker.
be me
never watched Jackflop 4 because it had gay new members
subscribed to every 4channel teevee earth rocker thread
venmo'd bam a dollar
Bam won
Jackass 4 was overall pretty decent
why do people like him?
he's such a fucking twat
acts like a spoiled brat all the time
his skating is up to speed again with his pre Earth rocking days
I knew you were coping already this statement is incredible.
Anybody can be an earthrocker
Even so, with the amount of substance abuse he's done, literally decades of heavy use, his brain and body are irreveribly damaged. If you're into heavy substance abuse for 1-3 years, you can get back to being mostly or completely a healthy version of yourself again. Decades though? You'd need freak genetics that can tolerated tons of chemical abuse.
his skating is up to speed again
Isn't he like 50?
Novak seems to be doing pretty well and he was an major heroin addict for a long time
Snorting ketamine after having 12 drinks then getting your dick sucked my a man (female).
i can barely remember 3 stunts from that piece of shit. so incredibly forgettable. was weeman even in it?
my name is bam margera
I'm a gigantic cunt
I suck up to johnny knoxville
all covered in piss and cum
its so nice that phil is training at such age
is it truly over? no more earthrocking?
Tony Hawk pulled off a 900 on his 50th birthday
I remember machine gun kelly acting like a prissy diva after getting knocked into a “slightly cold” pool
LMFAO - Sorry For Earthrocking
Apology accepted, but I don't understand why you find it so funny.
I can't think of a sadder image than a 50 year old on a skateboard.
hot new GF
is he already divorced again, or are you referring to the e-whore who wouldn’t kiss him at their wedding ceremony last year?
I've been through recovery, I think the term is rebound symptoms. It's fully expected when someone's quitting something that they'll 'bounce back' to a higher level of consumption several times.
you also have to be a musician
I just want everyone to patch it up and be friends. Especially Bam and Dico.