Thoughts
Thoughts
a dying company buying another dying company
Like pottery
The real question is who will treat Spider-Man worse?
a dying company purchasing a dying company solely to Inject a dead franchise into a dying franchise
FTFY
market cap of 150 billies
I'd say that sounds impossible but they did spend 70 billies on fucking Fox
AFAIK market cap is entire stock, while main owner usually owns like third or so. Sometimes less sometimes a more
Disney. Spider-man being the ONLY character Sony has kinda forces them to treat him with respect.
Explain why Captain America Civil War has the most authentic spider-man scenes of the 21st century then?
Yeah the market cap isn't the buyout cost I guess, but don't you need over half to actually meaningfully control the company?
Would it just be the film division, or all of soney?
I don't want Disney running Playstation. It's already cucked enough
Sony had a favorable contract with Disney to allow them to include him.
I don't want Disney running Playstation
They don't want to run it either, Disney has had a terrible time trying to understand the vidya industry so they just gave up and pumped a bunch of money into epic games to sell fortnite skins
surprisingly no. probably need to just own the most stock as an individual entity, but even so the board of directors is complex thing
I remember the "there won't be a PS4 because Sony is going bancrupt" posting back in the day on Anon Babble. Fun times.
But they don't treat him with respect. At all.
Pissney makes him into iron boy jr who hangs out with a bunch of niggers who nobody knows but SHITny makes him a crybaby pussy who's without the real MJ.
Both suck so hard and neither deserve Spider-Man.
you can't escape the mouse. if he wants you you have no chance . the mouse has too much money
It's a real fucking shame that one of the biggest household superhero IPs, and certainly the best continues to be cucked behind corporate purgatory
It's better this way. They'll never adapt his shit well. Or will always play it too safe and pander to children.
Truly the goat
bro imagine mcfarlane animated
Personally I'm really fucking with how Marco Checchetto's been drawing Spidey
I'd rather have a Rocket solo movie than another Spiderboy flick
marvel needs to stop shitting the bed with these live action flops and just faithfully adapt a classic like this
i dont need to see 16 year old peter animated flick animated by DEI furries anymore
This.
I would sacrifice my anal chastity to a 400lb Kenyan monstrosity if it meant Roger Stern got animated
They have to pander to kids because of Disney.
Would love to see Spectacular Spider-Man get the full Samurai Jack treatment and come back in full swing, picrel (IYKYK)
that moment when you realize both pissney and SHITny are too cucked to ever do a proper adaptation of Ultimate Spider-Man with milf MJ
Why live
As long as they don't force in Peter Darker, it could be cool.
Sony at the very least keeps Peter straight
Yeah but just not with who he's supposed to be with. I really hated how horribly they rushed the TASM films and how they completely changed Gwen from being the Regina George cunt she was from the og comics into being basically great value MJ for him.
LMAO LOL @ Sony letting Spider-Man sell fentanyl as long as he has the symbiote
im in hysterics
Sony at the very least keeps Peter straight
for now...
Peter and MJ can get up to poppers and weird sex with the symbiote on
VenomCHADS, we fucking won.
i always wondered how he could still web swing while it's absolutely PISSING down
The Japanese government wouldn't allow Disney to buy Sony outright.
They might be able to buy Sony Pictures of America tho.
Probably for always. Marvel is with Disney and Sony hates both.
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
The webs are stronger than steel.
they're still webs tho, wouldn't they get fucked by a hailstorm, or atleast not have the momentum to stick to buildings while spidey is flying through manhattan at mach 1
Lol that reminds me of this moment
spidey finally being being paid his due after OMD. thank god
It's strong and sticky enough to stop a massive sewer leak that was about to drown a bunch of people
I doubt some rain pellets will be able to soak it up quick enough. They might dissolve it faster but given Spidey's speed and how adept he is at swinging around all of NYC since he already does it on a regular basis, it shouldn't be too much of an issue.
oh shit. neat
We need a live action version of that suit pronto.
im really done with live action atp. seems like the rest of the world is too.
just give me a faithful animated adaptation.
DC really knows/knew what they were doing in that arena at least.
pretty much all of ASM, especially Stern is a goldmine.
Disney 2024 net income
4.97 billion USD
With a B
im worth more. brokies.
We need an adult swim series of just Amazing Spider-Man stories adapted 1:1 from the 60s all the way up to the 90s