Why did Obi Wan

decide to stand like this for this scene?

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Asserting Dominance

starslop

grow up

GET

This caught me so off guard in theaters this weekend I keked, how are supposed to respond when this dude shows up with your wife and looks at you like this?

Based anon waiting ITT for a reply

It also jars with Obi Wan then attempting to convince Anakin not to fight and to surrender

He aura farming right now

by getting cut into a torso and chucked in a river of flame lol

he's CIA

This caught me so off guard in theaters this weekend I keked

I was pretty focused and serious for the last 45 minutes of the movie when I saw it in the theatre last night
But same as you I audibly keked at this shot
Also at Anakin murdering Nute Gunray who was acting all Middle Eastern

Shalom

Obi Wan looks at you like this and says "Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers"

What do?

samefag

the same reason he stands like that is the same reason MEW dumped her husband for him

He's a disappointed father basically

Isn't Gunray a Chinaman?

It's a power stance, it shows that he's in charge.

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Making a change to the flight plan.

disappointed Dad with belt pose.

He fucked Padme.

Angry dad pose

Might have helped if Padme told Anakin right away that she brought Obi Wan with her just to talk.

She didn’t know, retard. Obi snuck on board.

He’s a big guy

Why is one wiring harness blue the other red?

Haha based I also read that twitter post my fellow glipglops

I'm kidding, slit your throat you fucking loser.

Aura mogging.

What are you basing that on? I never interpreted it like that.

Fucking retard, you watch him do it.

What do?

heroin

I never saw it that way either until watching it this time, I always assumed she knew and he was just dodging captain Panaka when boarding the ship. She was pregnant, she never got up to go piss in the toilet he stowed away in?

Actual retards, I bet this slop is your favorite film.

chafed balls

Cheese balls

light side vs dark side
it's like poetry
i literally just noticed that now too

His balls were getting sweaty on the freakin lava planet.

Why is a man expected to stop liking what he liked as a child?

post nut-in-padme powerstance

its becuase he's got a monster fucking dangler

he was hiding in a 3x3 locker the whole ride, he had to air his balls out a bit before getting down to business

when padme leaves the pad at corucant keep your eyes on the boarding ramp as it comes up

tfw we'll never see lucases movies about the microbiotic world

Because a lot of people are weak of character and wilt at the mere thought of being ridiculed.

You’re responding to bait. No one made it the law that suddenly when you’re an adult what you liked as a kid is unlikable. There’s no expectation for a man to behave like that. Obviously don’t be a man child and be sure to acknowledge that you have responsibilities but there’s more to life than slaving away at a job and paying taxes. Introducing your kids to what you enjoyed is a great thing to do. As an example, if I have kids they will watch Max & Ruby, not Cocomelon because Max is based and Cocomelon is slop made by subhumans