Raped franchise

2025

third Star Wars liveaction show in a row with a budget of 10+ million per episode has failed to make it to even Top 10 of the week's most watched steaming shows in America

How is this even possible? They spend literally hundreds of millions in these fucking shows.

Disney has tainted the brand so much that no one trusts their output anymore. Also Disney Plus is the streaming service that has the least subscribers. Basically only families with young children have it plus the odd manchild that will watch any Marvel/Star Wars slop no matter how bad it is

As my zoomer employee said this morning

It's retarded to make a show about Andor when we already know he's not going to die

Disney fundamentally fails to understand that having a blaster waved in your face was never the main threat of the stories.

Literally don’t care, just post the rape.

Because Disney literally killed their fucking franchise.
They could make the greatest SW content ever made, nobody would watch it, nobody cares anymore.
Same with Marvel, the only way they can hope to bring back people is to make content about their most popular characters, and for SW, they killed the 3 of them, lol.

the franchise was dead before they paid four billion dollar doo's for it and only idiots and actual shills were excited for it.

The Force Awakens

BO:$2.07 billion

Stop being retarded, thanks.

who cares? Andor is peak

ignoring inflation

Now compare number of tickets sold

They ruined Andor, as expected?

everyone pirates disneys non kid content

Nah, it's still good (for now).

Unironically 10+ million is way too little, when normies see Star Wars in the title they expect big phew phew spaceships laser battles and exploring weird, fascinating planets. They want space operas, not soap operas with forgettable characters spending 90% of screen time talking with each other in cheap looking indoor locations.
But still, you just can't make a tv show look good and epic enough to meet people's expectations when it comes to certain IPs, it's impossible. Ask Amazon's RoP.

the force awakens

like I said, idiots and shills
You're just getting old enough to realize your manchild franchise designed to sell toys doesn't have the kind of artistic integrity you fantasized it had.
Growing up is tough buddy, but don't worry.

pretty sure disney is internally totally corrupt. no one cares about the product. they all just want to either take as much of the money as possible or want to baloon the budget so they have a big budget project in their vita.

How is this even possible?

the problem is that george brought in retards with the prequels who never would have been fans of true star wars like the OT and andor, and here we are

Why is rape in Star Wars considered controversial?

Did they think Leia was wearing a bikini because its hot in the desert?

STAR WARS WAS ALWAYS ABOUT RAPE

its about how nazis are bad

honestly they should add piracy to the count

Remember all those years ago when these activists made their case for handing the reins to them. Enormously expanded audiences, unprecedented viewership, huge profits. You rarely see them bringing it up anymore. How many more years without accountability are we doing this?

nice try, it needed to make at least $3B just to break even

Was it ever stated what Jabba did with Leia?

Doesn't really matter to me. People like Tony Golroy taking loads of money from Disney is good news.

Mon Mothma parts are just for sleeping

Did anyone made a webm with mon partyng hard

the source books literally used the word molest

literally a decade ago

What's your point exactly? The retard was saying that people weren't interested in SW when Disney bought it.

Paramount made two prequels to Star Trek The Original Series and nobody gives a shit. How is that even possible? Everyone grew up with TOS.

Stop trying to make Star Wars in 2025 happen. Its not gonna happen.

It's written by women now

Yeah it's almost like there's some kind of agenda or something.

It’ s so funny how Disney bought Marvel and Star Wars because they were known as “the girly brand with the singing princesses.” They wanted to appeal to boys with superheroes and space battles. And what did they do with them? M-SHE-U and The Force is Female.

So closeted queers can make your Macdonald, sing your songs, write your tv shows, dress your celebrities but when they want to be treated equally you simply allow them to have sex with you?

Sequel trilogy killed the franchise, it's a space knight adventure series for boys, they should probably have kept some bankable male stars in the sequel era to keep the momentum going, instead star wars is a Disney princess franchise.

It's written by women now

uhh

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action movies normalfags love

tv/streaming "series" in the setting is just nonstop conversations in hallways or offices or cafes

Why does Disney have to ruin everything, in the same way every time

Apologize

IT'S NOT TONY ANYMORE
IT'S TONI

I think the problem isn’t the rape attempt itself being in a glorified toy commercial. It’s how in-your-face they were about it. They didn’t even employ a euphemism to keep it tasteful. It’s so jarring to see Star Wars tackle sexual assault out of nowhere.

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he tried to nerf herd me!!!!

glorified toy commercial

Andor

That's your problem here

They are branching out into selling adult toys

a budget of 10+ million per episode

that's peanuts nowadays

It's one of the most expensive shows per episode

STAR WARS THE RAPE KIT

my point is

Star Wars always fucking sucked. How do people not realize this?
Out of the entire fucking franchise, there is ONE actual high quality movie (Empire Strikes Back), and 1 decent movie (Star Wars). Star Wars as a franchise was always better in EU shit and video games than it ever was as a film franchise. Unironically, in terms of "film" Clone Wars Season 3/4/5 are better than all the Star Wars movies could ever hope to be, and any of the fucking dogshit shows that came afterwards. The best Star Wars story is literally a fucking video game (KotoR 2)
I can't wait for 40k to finally get adapted and bury this overrated franchise for good.

Including Adrina Arjona's pussy-shaped fleshlight

best Star Wars story

KotoR 2

midwit

Rape in Star Wars

BAD

Rape in Star Trek

GOOD

I'll never understand you Anon Babble.

Force Awakens basically cashed in on all the goodwill Star Wars had built up but it wasn't a good movie. If Force Awakens was truly good, TLJ wouldn't have been reviled as much as it had been.

And given how much merch went unsold, the marketing must have been a money-loser. Hell, I'm pretty sure Ghostbusters and TFA were the fatal blows to Toys R Us.

Dude was sucking off TCW. He's worse than a midwit;
He's underaged.