We replaced Marvel for this..
We replaced Marvel for this
I'm honestly jealous of zoomers
Theatre employees on suicide watch. CLEAN IT UP JANNY!
they've nearly effectively turned the entire generation of zoomers into useless retards, pretty impressive
If they pay me double time I'd do it for free.
Simply refuse to clean it until they pay you more
I am old as fuck but I am glad finally something is being made for zoomers instead of making everything for people 35 and older.
a serbian film block party edition
They are doing this to try to get to that $1b mark because the movie is slowing down. Projections were high but every week, compared to the money of other movies got in the same period, it was always on the low end of that spectrum.
Wow! Next level cringe.
Are you jealous, faggot?
I met my wife(male) at a Minecraft Movie Block Party Edition screening!
Yeah they really got it made.
you will be encouraged to scream NIGGER and throw popcorn at each other. also light fireworks and shoot your gun at the screen!
Black people being cordial and gentile at Sinners showings
White people chimping out so bad at Minecraft showings they need to be quarantined
I feel like this country is actually worse because of the whites at this point.
I could see them hiring professionals for these screenings. It's probably cheap enough to pay someone $50 to clean it up if you can guarantee a sold out theater. Limited showings would mean everyone piles into the theater so they only have to clean it once or twice a day. That is assuming zoomers still care enough to go. Zoomerbros do you still give a shit? I don't see many threads anymore.
Movies have DLC now
You know what, I'm done. I refuse to watch anything made after Fury Road.
Children of the future: Minecraft diggity stoosh? Boom-boom meds?
translation: What the fuck is Minecraft? Some kind of boomer bullshit?
kill all kids
Chineslop can't come soon enough
this country is actually worse because of the whites at this point
...I mean... the whites electing Drumpf (twice) was a pretty big hint, isn't it
Now that I think about it I bet they could write a lot of this off on taxes too.
Alright hear me out, kevlar screens. Fun for the whole family.
desu It was actually a pretty fun flick.
I just think the cast was too bloated. The sister and the black chick added nothing to the minecraft world, essentially non-characters.
i just juiced with a trans woman for the first time
it was actually bussin
Please never say these words in that combination again. Keep that shit to yourself.
I don't know what any of that means.
This isn't new it's just been awhile, boomers used to have Rocky Horror midnight screenings and genxers used to have movie marathons and I don't know what millenials had actually probably nothing
The whites have always been the biggest problem with America. All of your whites were religious extremists who were kicked out of Europe then you got the poors and then more poors. All the decent white people are in Europe, Canada, Australia, and South Africa only the absolute scum whites are in America
Get the Mexican field hands.
Barbie, Mario Brothers, Sonic have all come out in the past few years
They still do rocky horror.
I agree, my fellow whites are awful people
Thats for old people
I went to a movie marathon in 1997 there I watched 4 movies from 10pm and left sometime shortly after 6am it was very fun and I can only remember 3 of the movies
Australia
It was briefly petty criminals and then just normal settlers there wasn't any significant amount of religious fanatics and the UK was an Oliver twist shit hole
start disobeying the system
they instantly work out a way to make money from it
anarchist books from amazon etc etc. its un-escapable
Canada
lol stfu
Rocky Horror has a 50 year legacy. Minecraft movie will not have a 50 week legacy.
why not, both are shit
I unironically like this stupid willy wonka parody song
youtube.com
Now about all those cities that got burned...
A legacy of being something the worst people you know get excited about. This was never something you were supposed to embrace. Those people were ostracized for a very good reason. They are the quintessential soilenials.
We replaced Marvel for this..
Good.
I understanf the grammer and linguistic etymologies of this post.