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Here's that beguiling jezebel I was telling you about

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be me, married to billionaire ceo wife

she literally lets me do whatever the fuck I want and will cover my ass

she's also willing to raise my son who's not even hers

also the entirety of New York loves me and calls me Prince Charming

who's this? A ratfaced redhead who speaks in cringy booktok slang? Ok time to ruin my life again

Lmfao

She is cuter than his ugly English wife

What a shit finale

Nah, kate was pure SEXO this season
They definitely did something in the makeup department, I don't remember her being this pretty in s4

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if they had cast a cuter actress the plotline would have made sense

ditching Love for the black librarian was woke but I accepted it, leaving Kate for that goblin made no sense

they should have cast an asian qt instead

Joe is a serial monogamist

it makes sense that he gets bored of old pussy

Honestly kinda funny how each season his love interest became a downgrade
Beck is like an unironic 9/10-10/10 oneitis depending on your specific taste
Love is still like a 8/10
Marianne pre buzzcut was kinda cute let's say 6/10
Kate was like a 6/10 in s4, 7/10 in s5
El rato Bronte is a 5/10

IRL Joe Goldberg would always be with a 10/10 sixteen year old

Why?

because he can

Karen (black girl in s1) and Delilah are missing from the collage.

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IRL Joe would never date a black chick

he has options

IRL Joe would be in prison after the first murder retard

Funny since he hates Joe and is part of a shitty female centered podcast

Joe doesn't care about looks, he just wants a broken woman that he can fix
As soon as she doesn't fit that she goes for another one to repeat

IRL Joe would escape and fuck the judge's wife that put him there

God I was so pissed off Kate survived, what the fuck
And the fact she literally had people killed is just ignored
I kind of expected they'd go for a godawful feel good ending but holy fuck

season 1 establishes that phone signal does not work in mooney's basement

they remind us of this fact when Bronte is in the cage this season

suddenly when kate manages to record Joe's confession the phone signal works now

???
And before anyone says it's just in the cage, Joe literally did that livestream interview in the cage and the signal somehow worked then too

if kate and bronte died but joe gets caught then the ending would be genuinely fine
him not stealing the cops clothes was so retarded too

uhhh the door to the box was open

I can't believe the "all the girls Joe wronged unite to get him" ending Anon Babble memed would happen actually fucking happened, of course with added mystery mutt lesbian redditors he never even met for good measure.

Felt like some marvel set up or something, and they accomplished nothing

After season 01 the show whent to shit
Dragging it on and on

Season 01 was okay 7/10

The rest of the seasons are not worth watching 3/10

Overal rating 5/10

surprisingly reddit hates the ending too

yjk they wanted to call joe an incel when they kept dog piling him
they realized he doesn't fit that term at all and instead they put in that random russian in the cage

surprisingly reddit hates the ending too

Because the show miserably fails at being feminist. The supposed winner of the show, bronte, wins by betraying her friends, obsessing over Joe and making him her entire existence, and even the biggest retards can see through the copium that is "lol he'll just be another asshole bf to me"

His dick getting shot off just made me groan
Also shoehorning the Cardi B twitter meme in was just embarrassing too

Some exec at Netflix has a fetish for genital mutilation

Honestly he got off super easy

He has his testicle bitten by Regan too.

at least dexter isn't going to get this degraded i hope

someone spoil how it ends please, does he get caught or die and does marianne come back

caught, marianne does come back

Wait there's a season5? I stopped watching after 2, does it get good?

its just entertaining slop. always has been.

New "you" is a rat faced redhead who shoots off his dick, and he gets caught. Despite him being in prison and literally dickless he still gets love letters from mentally ill women. Show ends with him looking directly into the camera and saying "Maybe I'm not the problem, maybe the problem is (you)"

When you think about it this is all Paco's fault

what happened with the piss jar
i always thought that was going to be a major plot point

no, 4chins was wrong

it was actually a bunch of literallywho redditors