Penn Badgley carried this show so fucking hard it's not even funny
You general
Here's that beguiling jezebel I was telling you about
be me, married to billionaire ceo wife
she literally lets me do whatever the fuck I want and will cover my ass
she's also willing to raise my son who's not even hers
also the entirety of New York loves me and calls me Prince Charming
who's this? A ratfaced redhead who speaks in cringy booktok slang? Ok time to ruin my life again
Lmfao
She is cuter than his ugly English wife
What a shit finale
Nah, kate was pure SEXO this season
They definitely did something in the makeup department, I don't remember her being this pretty in s4
if they had cast a cuter actress the plotline would have made sense
ditching Love for the black librarian was woke but I accepted it, leaving Kate for that goblin made no sense
they should have cast an asian qt instead
Joe is a serial monogamist
it makes sense that he gets bored of old pussy
Honestly kinda funny how each season his love interest became a downgrade
Beck is like an unironic 9/10-10/10 oneitis depending on your specific taste
Love is still like a 8/10
Marianne pre buzzcut was kinda cute let's say 6/10
Kate was like a 6/10 in s4, 7/10 in s5
El rato Bronte is a 5/10
IRL Joe Goldberg would always be with a 10/10 sixteen year old
Why?
because he can
Karen (black girl in s1) and Delilah are missing from the collage.
IRL Joe would never date a black chick
he has options
IRL Joe would be in prison after the first murder retard
Funny since he hates Joe and is part of a shitty female centered podcast
Joe doesn't care about looks, he just wants a broken woman that he can fix
As soon as she doesn't fit that she goes for another one to repeat
IRL Joe would escape and fuck the judge's wife that put him there
God I was so pissed off Kate survived, what the fuck
And the fact she literally had people killed is just ignored
I kind of expected they'd go for a godawful feel good ending but holy fuck
season 1 establishes that phone signal does not work in mooney's basement
they remind us of this fact when Bronte is in the cage this season
suddenly when kate manages to record Joe's confession the phone signal works now
???
And before anyone says it's just in the cage, Joe literally did that livestream interview in the cage and the signal somehow worked then too
if kate and bronte died but joe gets caught then the ending would be genuinely fine
him not stealing the cops clothes was so retarded too
uhhh the door to the box was open
I can't believe the "all the girls Joe wronged unite to get him" ending Anon Babble memed would happen actually fucking happened, of course with added mystery mutt lesbian redditors he never even met for good measure.
Felt like some marvel set up or something, and they accomplished nothing
After season 01 the show whent to shit
Dragging it on and on
Season 01 was okay 7/10
The rest of the seasons are not worth watching 3/10
Overal rating 5/10
surprisingly reddit hates the ending too
yjk they wanted to call joe an incel when they kept dog piling him
they realized he doesn't fit that term at all and instead they put in that random russian in the cage
surprisingly reddit hates the ending too
Because the show miserably fails at being feminist. The supposed winner of the show, bronte, wins by betraying her friends, obsessing over Joe and making him her entire existence, and even the biggest retards can see through the copium that is "lol he'll just be another asshole bf to me"
His dick getting shot off just made me groan
Also shoehorning the Cardi B twitter meme in was just embarrassing too
Some exec at Netflix has a fetish for genital mutilation
Honestly he got off super easy
He has his testicle bitten by Regan too.
at least dexter isn't going to get this degraded i hope
someone spoil how it ends please, does he get caught or die and does marianne come back
caught, marianne does come back
Wait there's a season5? I stopped watching after 2, does it get good?
its just entertaining slop. always has been.
New "you" is a rat faced redhead who shoots off his dick, and he gets caught. Despite him being in prison and literally dickless he still gets love letters from mentally ill women. Show ends with him looking directly into the camera and saying "Maybe I'm not the problem, maybe the problem is (you)"
When you think about it this is all Paco's fault
what happened with the piss jar
i always thought that was going to be a major plot point
no, 4chins was wrong
it was actually a bunch of literallywho redditors