HE WAS RAPED

HE WAS RAPED

Sp that means he gets a free pass to rape the culinary arts?

GAPED, even as some might say

tells his girl he was assaulted

she immediately leaves him afterwards

blames himself for the break up and thinks he could have done things better

Man, some guys just won’t learn. Bitches are heartless

After New Years, my wonderful friends saw fit to give me a ‘work intervention’, as I had been producing 2 episodes per week in the 18 months since COVID lockdowns, and it was destroying me. I finally believed them upon experiencing a mental health crisis in February when, after not sleeping for 4 days, I found myself ranting combatively and nonsensically to Sawyer and Brad. During a moment of (relative) clarity, I checked myself into a hospital - my thinking was that they would sedate me.

‘work intervention’

This pathetic bitch is lying through his teeth, he's obviously addicted to drugs. No one checks in the hospital because of 'overworking'.

Good for him.

Babishkabob'd

lol

goddamn, this faggot is the epitome of soi

Get his fuckin rags off!

why I season my bussy and NOT the meat

I don't know Babish that well but I imagine these meek sensitive type of bald (head shaved) men are repellent to women. Especially ones who try to reinvent themselves after going bald by compensating through clean clothes, cologne, faux-charisma, faux-masculanity etc. It just screams cope. Pic rel is bald man I respect.

allowing the horseshoe to grow in

Based.

2 episodes a week

Is that a lot ? I can see editing taking a while I guess

pasta tranette

two voice layered atop each other, in unison:

"OY VEY, THE SHVARTZES, I'M CUMMING FROM RAPE!"

You were raped

clean clothes, cologne, faux-charisma, faux-masculanity etc. It just screams cope.

The guy you posted is doing exactly that

HES GAY

Why are these jewtubers always “rape survivors”? Is this cope for taking it up the ass in order to be popular?

Babish enters the nastiest state ran asylum his wife dumped him at - can't spend any money on private when she has a shopping month at Milan and Paris coming up. Such a strong independent queen

Dr. Greenblatt approaches

"Oh my science, I’m just so heckin depressed and anxious that I’m literally going insane. SAVE ME SCIENCE MAN!!"

Greenblatt gives Babish a look of mingled revulsion and confusion and beckons the orderlies Santos and Ferros the come over

"Oh bless you science, heckin valid POC bodies and talents to take care of me!!" Babish exclaims. Santos and Ferros give share a look of mutual bafflement

Babish is wheeled away at break neck speed in a stray jacket and wheelchair to the only available room

"Oh science, this is just like my heckin movies! This is just like one flew over the cuckoo's nest! Oh, valid POCs, I know this is just for show but science bless you!!!"

They dump him into a dingy damp room and lock the door. As Babish comes to his senses he notices Crazy Carl and Big Buck standing over him; his new roommates

"Ayoo, this lil bitch seems mighty fiiiiine to me. Shieeeeet" says Big Buck. Crazy Carl begins cackling like the madman he is and always will be.

"Oh, hello fellow cis white man and valid BIPOC. It’s ok for men to cry and show their emotions and go to therapy so I needed to check myself into here to NORMALIZE THERAPY TO THE CHUDS and-- oh god wait what are these poor oppressed mentally ill individuals doing to m-- NOOOOOOOOOO STOP GAPING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT STICK YOUR PENIS INSIDE OF MY ASSHOLE AND HUMP ME AGAINST MY WILL UNTIL YOU CUM INSIDE MY ANUS I JUST WANTED ANTI DEPRESSANTS AND THERAPY AND SYMPATHY FOR ATTENTION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

although this rape (the first of several) lasts only 30 minutes, to Babish it feels longer than all the combined 24 hour shifts he would work to support his wife's unquenchable appetite for luxury clothes and trips abroad with her tall male 'college friends'

There are simply better cooking shows on YouTube

Why is featureman so based bros?

For me its Chef John from foooodwishes dot com

im fairly sure he was jizzed on or had spunk thrown at him, which means he is like a human version of my bedroom wall

Pedo Magick, not for the uninitiated

it do do be like dis doe

I raped Babish and I'd do it again

We need to stop him

Not film.

Not really. He was making a lot of money at that point and could afford editors.

Good personal hygiene is cope

What? If you're balding you're also obligated to get swole/shredded. If you got a chiseled chin then people rarely look at the top of your dome.
t. bald fuck since 19

Pic rel is bald man I respect.

He got the good kind of balding where it's only a little thin on the top. Once it gets a bit lower on the scalp it just look like shit, and you might as well shave it off.

kek, that's some delusional cope right there. I can assure you that it's the first thing people notice about you, cueball.

Where's the bloody jokes?

AND HE FOOKING LIKED IT

YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE ME YOUR HOBOBROKEN BOY BIMBO

FYI Babish wore a wig in the first few episodes of his cooking show. Yes, he is so insecure.

It’s a cope or rope world buddy

literally married another man on purpose

somehow less gay than all the others

How does he do it bros?

What said
The fuck are you on about, lmao

Can't you just wear a wig if you're balding.
Black women do it, why can't white men do it as well?

kwab

he deserved it

What the fuck did he mean by this

kino

He is hot. I'd let him dominate me assuming he's tall and muscular and behaves more masc

Whats the full story?

Hey look, it's Bald, Bearded, Bespectacled Youtube Guy #38737193. I wonder what crazy topic he'll talk for 20 minutes to an hour this time?

happily married with a wife

has two children

honest with his opinions

short and sweet videos

experimental interesting content

redditors send him free shit

Mr Sausage won

he retarded

gets gaped in an asylum

it all makes sense now

kinda surprised he never deleted this post

has the easiest job in the world

has a beautiful apartment in NY, a new studio, gigantic youtube channel

goes insane from having to make 2 krabby patties a week

commits himself thinking he's going to get some legal meth out of the ordeal

gets shoot raped

wife leaves

channel falls off

still has to make krabby patties or he'll be homeless as well as raped

Is he the KWABOAT?

not that impressive once (you) find out all the details. turns out all that happened is some schizo cummed on his shiny bald head as he was sleeping. he was also retarded enough to describe the event, in detail, to his then wife

he doesn't even appear in his own videos as often as before, he outsources it to literally whos

I though Andrew doesn't cook

2 yr. ago

So why is this being brought up now/

The point is that some guys go bald and then without any forethought and very hastily try to the fit their entire being in some "cool head shaved guy" mold, because they feel like a bald head is incongruent to their personality up to that point.

"Uhhh shoot I better grow a beard, and get tattoos, and get ripped, wear cool fits I've seen on r/fashion. And I must be more outgoing and start cooking or playing guitar or something. Yes, this will surely compensate for my bald head, I will actualy be more attractive than before!"

The result is usually a very insecure man balancing his new persona like a stack of dinner plates.