What if the pyramids were actually landing pads for alien space ships?

What if the pyramids were actually landing pads for alien space ships?

No. Nazca lines are though

What's the advantage of having a spaceship shaped like a pyramid?

He won.

So it can land more easily on pyramids.

What if the pyramids were alien space ships?

pyramids were actually chemical plants not landing pads.

You can land in any of 4 directions, similar to USB-C.

kek

Goold?

Why do you presume to know the thought process of an interstellar alien species, redditor?

My friend showed me Stargate specifically because he knows I love Grahamcock. It was great

wait i thought the aliens were pretending to be egyptian gods...or did they inspire them on earth?

This is what a white supremacist looks like.

Drugs/Drinking/Smoking

Are we all just going to give jews a pass for trying to convince us they built the pyramids?

The alien snake parasites are jews?

Thought they did as manual labourers. Like saying Egyptians built the suez canal

yeah it's basically chariots of the gods the tv show

stargate was a documentary

james spader is the ultimate "shouldn't be hot, but is hot". even when he lost his hair, i would like to fuck him

the other snakes are so salty at your inherent superiority that they force you out of the galaxy

find out about a higher plane of existence inhabited by the beings who created all life and technology in the galaxy

'fuck this I'm above these other retards I'm going to ascend and join the cool kids'

achieve ascension without being highly-evolved or good-natured, a feat never equalled

reach the higher planes of existence

discover it's full of holier-than-thou faggots who are just as big a bunch of retards as the 'lowers' except their arrogant belief in their own superiority eclipses even that of the goa'uld, and even though they have the power to help they willingly turn a blind eye to immeasurable suffering of their own creations in the galaxy of their own making

give you just enough time to see what a bunch of assholes they are before kicking you halfway back down to normalhood, leaving you a disembodied ghostly freak, simply because they didn't like you reaching the same level of existence as them

Anubis was right.
Wiping out all life in the galaxy - erasing the entire collective work of the Ancients - was the ultimate meta critique of their entire ascended ideology.

Yes, but even amongst the Goa'uld, there are normies and chuds. Anubis was the supreme chud, but he shitposted too hard and got locked in eternal pvp with a roastie

Anubis was the supreme chud

So supreme he took the b&hammer three damn times.
Twice from his fellow Goa'uld and once by the Ancient collective.

achieve ascension without being highly-evolved or good-natured, a feat never equalled

He just did it with help from Oma Desala, same as Daniel or literally the entire population of Abydos.

He just did it with help from Oma Desala

Yes the pre-requisite of which is being good-natured. Anubis was the only one to manage to trick Oma into helping him ascend even though he wasn't good.

Strictly speaking by the official rules of the ancients not even 'being good' should be enough to get you ascended, you're supposed to be highly evolved and reach the state naturally.

Greg Opie Hughes

I don't understand the whole ascension plot but the diner scenes were fucking cool the first time. I wish I could go back in time and watch it for the first time, not knowing who the fat guy was.

You ever tried to knock a pyramid over?

You now remember Rifts: Africa and all the stats it gave to various Egyptian gods.

go on...

And what if the aliens were really tiny?

Is there a word for this? Where a bad guy is really bland and uninteresting until the finale when you finally sit down with him and he's suddenly kino?

Woah dude, next you're gonna tell me the entire world wasn't engulfed in a giant flood?? I'm outraged.

big titty doctor lady..

This is him now, crazy.

Best girl
;_;

Jews were never slaves in egypt. they were in charge of finances as they have always been.

Pharoah asked them to move some filing cabinets at the bank one day and they called down the ten plagues.

That's not Lt. Juggs.